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* Any time Jon does his impression of the [[UsefulNotes/HMTheQueen Queen of England]].

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* Any time Jon does his impression of the [[UsefulNotes/HMTheQueen former [[UsefulNotes/ElizabethII Queen of England]].
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* January 21, 2013: Larry Wilmore mocks those who co-opt Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., from [[CriticalResearchFailure pro-gun lobbyists]] to corporate commercials, and also criticizing Occupy Wall Street for shunning US representative John Lewis, a man who actually worked with Dr. King himself.

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* January 21, 2013: Larry Wilmore mocks those who co-opt Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., from [[CriticalResearchFailure pro-gun lobbyists]] lobbyists to corporate commercials, and also criticizing Occupy Wall Street for shunning US representative John Lewis, a man who actually worked with Dr. King himself.
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* July 24, 2013: [[WhatAnIdiot Anthony Weiner gets caught texting a picture of his penis]] ''[[WhatAnIdiot again]]'', this time, using the alias [[AwesomeMcCoolname "Carlos Danger"]], leading John Oliver to say "Danger... is my user name.", also starting a RunningGag where John dances and plays the song "Danger (Been So Long)" by rapper Mystikal whenever "Carlos Danger" gets mentioned.

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* July 24, 2013: [[WhatAnIdiot Anthony Weiner gets caught texting a picture of his penis]] ''[[WhatAnIdiot again]]'', this time, using the alias [[AwesomeMcCoolname "Carlos Danger"]], Danger," leading John Oliver to say "Danger... is my user name.", also starting a RunningGag where John dances and plays the song "Danger (Been So Long)" by rapper Mystikal whenever "Carlos Danger" gets mentioned.
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* March 7, 2012: The [[Machinima/LeeroyJenkinsVideo "real"]] LeeroyJenkins invades CNN's 2012 [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-march-7-2012/indecision-2012---super-tuesday---endless-suffrage-2012 virtual Super Tuesday coverage]].

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* March 7, 2012: The [[Machinima/LeeroyJenkinsVideo [[WebVideo/LeeroyJenkinsVideo "real"]] LeeroyJenkins invades CNN's 2012 [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-march-7-2012/indecision-2012---super-tuesday---endless-suffrage-2012 virtual Super Tuesday coverage]].
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--->'''Jon''': [[BerserkButton ARE YOU EATING IT WITH A FORK]]?! [[UnstoppableRage A FUCKING FORK]]?! AW, ''[[BilingualBonus MARONE]]''! [[BilingualBonus La forcella è satanico! Uno strumento del diavolo!]][[note]]"You force of Satan! Instrument of the devil!"[[/note]] Creator/DonaldTrump, why don't you take that fork and stick it right in New York's eye?! Donald Trump, we work hard. And you do this? You disrespect us in our own house? [[BilingualBonus Scadagouch]]--you can put your name on anything you wanna build, your fucking glass and gold-plated buildings ''to the sky'', blocking out the Central Park sun, it's fine. It's fine! But you invite an important visitor to our house, to our town, and you eat your pizza with a fucking fork right in front of us?! Who the fuck do you think you're--you know what, hey, [[UpToEleven why don't you take a shit in Fiorello LaGuardia's hat and feed it to Joe DiMaggio's crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch? You son of a bitch]]!

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--->'''Jon''': [[BerserkButton ARE YOU EATING IT WITH A FORK]]?! [[UnstoppableRage A FUCKING FORK]]?! AW, ''[[BilingualBonus MARONE]]''! [[BilingualBonus La forcella è satanico! Uno strumento del diavolo!]][[note]]"You force of Satan! Instrument of the devil!"[[/note]] Creator/DonaldTrump, why don't you take that fork and stick it right in New York's eye?! Donald Trump, we work hard. And you do this? You disrespect us in our own house? [[BilingualBonus Scadagouch]]--you can put your name on anything you wanna build, your fucking glass and gold-plated buildings ''to the sky'', blocking out the Central Park sun, it's fine. It's fine! But you invite an important visitor to our house, to our town, and you eat your pizza with a fucking fork right in front of us?! Who the fuck do you think you're--you know what, hey, [[UpToEleven why don't you take a shit in Fiorello LaGuardia's hat and feed it to Joe DiMaggio's crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch? You son of a bitch]]!bitch!
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*** For that matter, ''naming'' it "Indecision 2000" became HilariousInHindsight, as the election dragged on for ''weeks''.
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* February 19th, 2014: Jason Jones continues his investigation of Russia, and finds [[NotSoDifferent it's everything American conservatives could want: anti-gay, anti-Muslim, anti-immigration, anti-abortion, pro-guns and pro-Christianity.]] He then caps off his segment with a clip from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Last Exit to Springfield" of Homer Simpson saying "If you don't like it, go to Russia!" after different clips of conservatives complaining about Obama.

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* February 19th, 2014: Jason Jones continues his investigation of Russia, and finds [[NotSoDifferent it's everything American conservatives could want: anti-gay, anti-Muslim, anti-immigration, anti-abortion, pro-guns and pro-Christianity.]] pro-Christianity. He then caps off his segment with a clip from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Last Exit to Springfield" of Homer Simpson saying "If you don't like it, go to Russia!" after different clips of conservatives complaining about Obama.
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*** This also means that either Jon and his crew were Pokemon fans to begin with, or that they went through at least two of the movies looking for quotes specifically to use in that segment. CrazyAwesome indeed.

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*** This also means that either Jon and his crew were Pokemon fans to begin with, or that they went through at least two of the movies looking for quotes specifically to use in that segment. CrazyAwesome indeed.
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* July 21, 2014: [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/7wnfel/we-need-to-talk-about-israel Jon satirizes the fiercely pro-Israel bias]] in mainstream media by starting to talk about Israel, [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong only to be immediately shouted down by the correspondents]], being called [[BoomerangBigot a "self-loathing Jew"]] at one point. After Jon points out that [[WithUsOrAgainstUs being critical of Israel doesn't mean supporting Hamas]], [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose he gets shouted down for ignoring the plight of the Palestinian people]]. He decides to just ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject.

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* July 21, 2014: [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/7wnfel/we-need-to-talk-about-israel Jon satirizes the fiercely pro-Israel bias]] in mainstream media by starting to talk about Israel, [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong only to be immediately shouted down by the correspondents]], being called [[BoomerangBigot a "self-loathing Jew"]] at one point. After Jon points out that [[WithUsOrAgainstUs being critical of Israel doesn't mean supporting Hamas]], [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose [[MortonsFork he gets shouted down for ignoring the plight of the Palestinian people]]. people]]. He decides to just ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject.
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* July 21, 2014: [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/7wnfel/we-need-to-talk-about-israel Jon satirizes the fiercely pro-Israel bias]] in mainstream media by starting to talk about Israel, [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong only to be immediately shouted down by the correspondents]], being called [[NoTrueScotsman a "self-loathing Jew"]] at one point. After Jon points out that [[WithUsOrAgainstUs being critical of Israel doesn't mean supporting Hamas]], [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose he gets shouted down for ignoring the plight of the Palestinian people]].

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* July 21, 2014: [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/7wnfel/we-need-to-talk-about-israel Jon satirizes the fiercely pro-Israel bias]] in mainstream media by starting to talk about Israel, [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong only to be immediately shouted down by the correspondents]], being called [[NoTrueScotsman [[BoomerangBigot a "self-loathing Jew"]] at one point. After Jon points out that [[WithUsOrAgainstUs being critical of Israel doesn't mean supporting Hamas]], [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose he gets shouted down for ignoring the plight of the Palestinian people]]. He decides to just ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject.
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* January 8, 2013: Jon is somewhat bemused by the fact that NRA chairman Wayne [=LaPierre=] [[TwoDecadesBehind specifically blames the nearly 20-year old works]] ''Film/NaturalBornKillers'' and ''VideoGame/MortalKombat'' for the surge of mass shootings.

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* January 8, 2013: Jon is somewhat bemused by the fact that NRA chairman Wayne [=LaPierre=] [[TwoDecadesBehind specifically blames the nearly 20-year old works]] ''Film/NaturalBornKillers'' and ''VideoGame/MortalKombat'' ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' for the surge of mass shootings.
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-->'''Oliver:''' Really? If your brain--if your brain can't process God's creatures enjoying different kinds of sex, you don't want to bring nature into this, because nature is where dogs hump each other in the face ([[GettingCrapPastTheRadar video of exactly this pops up]]).

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-->'''Oliver:''' Really? If your brain--if your brain can't process God's creatures enjoying different kinds of sex, you don't want to bring nature into this, because nature is where dogs hump each other in the face ([[GettingCrapPastTheRadar video (video of exactly this pops up]]).up).
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* December 6, 1999: For Indecision 2000, Creator/SteveCarell, Creator/MoRocca and Creator/VanceDeGeneres[[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kfpdwr/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-indecision-2000---2000-gop-debate troll the GOP presidential debate]]. They are also really excited about their ''Daily Show'' jackets, even showing them off to John [=McCain=] (who happened to be wearing a longcoat of almost exactly the same colour) and getting them into a group photo.

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* December 6, 1999: For Indecision 2000, Creator/SteveCarell, Creator/MoRocca and Creator/VanceDeGeneres[[http://www.Creator/VanceDeGeneres [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kfpdwr/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-indecision-2000---2000-gop-debate troll the GOP presidential debate]]. They are also really excited about their ''Daily Show'' jackets, even showing them off to John [=McCain=] (who happened to be wearing a longcoat of almost exactly the same colour) and getting them into a group photo.
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* December 6, 1999: For Indecision 2000, Steve Carell, Mo Rocca and Vance [=DeGeneres=] [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kfpdwr/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-indecision-2000---2000-gop-debate troll the GOP presidential debate]]. They are also really excited about their ''Daily Show'' jackets, even showing them off to John [=McCain=] (who happened to be wearing a longcoat of almost exactly the same colour) and getting them into a group photo.

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* December 6, 1999: For Indecision 2000, Steve Carell, Mo Rocca Creator/SteveCarell, Creator/MoRocca and Vance [=DeGeneres=] [[http://www.Creator/VanceDeGeneres[[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kfpdwr/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-indecision-2000---2000-gop-debate troll the GOP presidential debate]]. They are also really excited about their ''Daily Show'' jackets, even showing them off to John [=McCain=] (who happened to be wearing a longcoat of almost exactly the same colour) and getting them into a group photo.
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* December 12, 2013: Jon calls Megyn Kelly's statement [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop "Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable, doesn't mean it has to change."]] "the official slogan" of oppression... [[TakeThat and Arby's]].

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* December 12, 2013: Jon calls Megyn Kelly's statement [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop [[HardTruthAesop "Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable, doesn't mean it has to change."]] "the official slogan" of oppression... [[TakeThat and Arby's]].
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* December 11, 2014: Jessica Williams discusses Prince William and Princess Kate's visit to America, which she believes was actually about looking for a BlackBestFriend.

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* December 11, 2014: Jessica Williams discusses Prince William and Princess Kate's visit to America, which she believes was actually about looking for a BlackBestFriend.TokenBlackFriend.
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* February 13, 2006: The show spent [[http://www.cc.com/episodes/74ji00/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-february-13--2006---mike-mullane-season-11-ep-11022 the entire episode]] joking about "[[Music/{{Aerosmith}} Cheney's Got a Gun]]" and with it [[IJustShotMarvinintheFace he shot an old man in the face]].[[labelnote:background]]Headlines were dominated by news that on the 11th, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney was hunting quail at a Texas ranch when he accidentally, non-fatally "peppered" 78-year old Harry Whittington's face, neck, and chest with birdshot.[[/labelnote]] Jon Stewart [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/6zfyng/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-headlines---cheney-s-got-a-gun opened the show with the headline story]] and Ed Helms provided a "[[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/cvffx9/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-dead-eye-dick live update]]" from the hospital on the victim's condition, which was "stable, but still shot in the face." Rob Corddry justified Cheney's shooting using [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/k9le4i/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-decisive-shooter the administration's arguments about the Iraq War]]:
--> '''Rob Corddry:''' In a post-9/11 world, the American people expect their leaders to be decisive. To ''not'' have shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.
* February 14, 2006: Jon provided an update on [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/afhecb/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-duck-and-cover Whittington's heart attack]] and reviewed media reactions about how long it took to learn the vice president shot a man in the face.
* February 15, 2006: Jon [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ed8966/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-headlines---dick-cheney-shot-a-guy-in-the-face-gate reacted to Cheney's Fox News interview]] about Cheney's feelings after accidentally shooting a man[[labelnote:*]]''[[RunningGag ... in the face]]''[[/labelnote]].
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* January 20, 2015: When Jon learns that South Carolina senator Lindsey Graham is considering running for President in 2016, he brings in a jazz band to celebrate the potential SnarkBait.

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* January 20, 2015: When Jon learns that South Carolina senator Lindsey Graham is considering running for President in 2016, he brings in a jazz band to celebrate the potential SnarkBait.joke potential.
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* December 9, 2014: Jon states that the CIA torture report is "the ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' of...torture reports," complete with [[BlackComedy a picture of Olaf being tortured by the CIA]].

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* December 9, 2014: Jon states that the CIA torture report is "the ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' ''{{WesternAnimation/Frozen|2013}}'' of...torture reports," complete with [[BlackComedy a picture of Olaf being tortured by the CIA]].
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* September 3rd, 2013: [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ghsnmt/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-jon-stewart-returns Jon Stewart returns from his time off]]. He got too in touch with his roots, so John Oliver, Jessica Williams and Stephen Colbert have to work together to make him more palatable as an american. It involves cheeseburgers with defibulators, a bat, lightsabers, and various other things, and sends Jon through various other phases.

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* September 29, 2003: Rob Corddry [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/cu3d8g/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-debate-and-switch attempts to talk to candidates at the Democratic Party debates]]. He...
** practices saying "Reverend Sharpton. Reverend Sharpton. Reverend Sharpton" into his mic in a journalistic tone, only to whips round and deliver his question to thin air, the Reverend having walked through the crowd five seconds ago
** asks Dennis Kucinich his question with a mouthful of peanut butter sandwich
** finally succeeds in making contact with Sen. Lieberman.
-->"Rob Corddry, ''The Daily Show with Jon Stewart''." ''[The senator and several journalists look amused.]'' [[BaitAndSwitch "How can you justify repealing some or all of Bush's tax cuts when leading economic indicators say that the economy is slowly picking up steam?]]\\
"...YES! YEAH! OH YEAH!"
** ...and he punches the air and walks off without hearing the answer.



** In [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/rk9abw/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-bloggers the next segment]] Stephen Colbert confesses that his own real name is, in fact, Ted Hitler. He spends the rest of the skit trying (succesfully) to make Jon [[{{corpsing}} corpse]].

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** In [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/rk9abw/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-bloggers the next segment]] Stephen Colbert confesses that his own real name is, in fact, Ted Hitler. He spends the rest of the skit trying (succesfully) (successfully) to make Jon [[{{corpsing}} corpse]].

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** He then got his hand caught in an empty pickle-jar and needed his wife's help getting it out again.


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'''Marty Nemko:''' [[HeartwarmingMoments That's why I do the work I do; I love it]].

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'''Marty Nemko:''' [[HeartwarmingMoments [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments That's why I do the work I do; I love it]].



* [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/2r8isx/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-fried---prejudice June 20, 2013]]: John Oliver opens up with a segment on [[RacistGrandma Paula Deen]] and her admitting to have used the N word. Amongst the commentary, he makes comments about her unhealthy cooking, like the N word couldn't have been "non fat". The segment might even be called [[PrideAndPrejudice "Fried & Prejudice"]].

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* [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/2r8isx/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-fried---prejudice June 20, 2013]]: John Oliver opens up with a segment on [[RacistGrandma Paula Deen]] and her admitting to have used the N word. Amongst the commentary, he makes comments about her unhealthy cooking, like the N word couldn't have been "non fat". The segment might even be called [[PrideAndPrejudice [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice "Fried & Prejudice"]].



* December 4, 2013: Samantha Bee keeps getting turned down at various news sources when she tries to get information out about the Blackstone loans scandal. It goes from the ''New York Times'' to Buzzfeed to getting a weather anchor to deliver it in front of a green-screened thunderstorm. Finally, it all leads up to [[spoiler:making a YouTube video with kittens. And when THAT doesn't work, she makes a parody of Wrecking Ball]].

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* December 4, 2013: Samantha Bee keeps getting turned down at various news sources when she tries to get information out about the Blackstone loans scandal. It goes from the ''New York Times'' to Buzzfeed to getting a weather anchor to deliver it in front of a green-screened thunderstorm. Finally, it all leads up to [[spoiler:making a YouTube Website/YouTube video with kittens. And when THAT doesn't work, she makes a parody of Wrecking Ball]].



** Arby's, one of the many fast food restaurants that's had its fill being taunted by Jon, decides to give him a proper farewell...by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJz3FXjZ3Sc showing off]] [[SelfDeprecation multiple clips of him trashing Arby's and its food]]. Also crosses over into a {{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
** Even Stephen Colbert's unscripted thank-you speech to Jon, which was equal parts {{Heartwarming| Moments}} and TearJerker, slipped in one funny moment.

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** Arby's, one of the many fast food restaurants that's had its fill being taunted by Jon, decides to give him a proper farewell...by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJz3FXjZ3Sc showing off]] [[SelfDeprecation multiple clips of him trashing Arby's and its food]]. Also crosses over into a {{Heartwarming SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
** Even Stephen Colbert's unscripted thank-you speech to Jon, which was equal parts {{Heartwarming| SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming| Moments}} and TearJerker, slipped in one funny moment.
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** Their [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/qxlflm/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-lady-and-the-gramps coverage]] of the UsefulNotes/SarahPalin[=/=]UsefulNotes/JohnMcCain rally

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** Their [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/qxlflm/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-lady-and-the-gramps coverage]] of the UsefulNotes/SarahPalin[=/=]UsefulNotes/JohnMcCain UsefulNotes/SarahPalin[=/=]John [=McCain=] rally
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* The [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/m9hu4b/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-slogan-s-hero "Slogan's Hero"]] sketch where John Oliver covers the law in Wisconsin allowing five words in a campaign slogan. He interviews Iesha Griffin, a state assembly candidate about her picks, which are very bawdy. Also helping is that [[SeriousBusiness Griffin was not joking about it]].
---> [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Not the White Man's Bitch]]
---> New Booty.
** Even funnier is the sketch where there would be a middle-aged suburban white couple lamenting the taxes, saying they need a new politician....
---> [[SeriousBusiness We need new booty]]
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-->'''Jon:''' Let's just go to the content of your meeting; and then we'll just--''(Clip of Palin and Trump eating pizza focuses on Trump with his pizza slices one on top of another)''--SON OF A BITCH! Motherf--and you stack your slices, Donald?! ''(trying to contain his anger)'' With all due respect, you stack slices of pizza, the steam from the bottom of the slice is gonna make the top crust so--you piece of shit! Maybe all those years, all those years of making your hair do whatever it is that it does, you think you can go around layering any fucking thing you wanna layer, and no one's gonna say anything about it?!
*** And it gets far, far worse...
-->'''Jon''': [[BerserkButton ARE YOU EATING IT WITH A FORK]]?! [[UnstoppableRage A FUCKING FORK]]?! AW, ''[[BilingualBonus MARONE]]''! [[BilingualBonus La forcella è satanico! Uno strumento del diavolo!]][[note]]"You force of Satan! Instrument of the devil!"[[/note]] Creator/DonaldTrump, why don't you take that fork and stick it right in New York's eye?! Donald Trump, we work hard. And you do this? You disrespect us in our own house? [[BilingualBonus Scadagouch]]--you can put your name on anything you wanna build, your fucking glass and gold-plated buildings ''to the sky'', blocking out the Central Park sun, it's fine. It's fine! But you invite an important visitor to our house, to our town, and you eat your pizza with a fucking fork right in front of us?! Who the fuck do you think you're--you know what, hey, [[UpToEleven why don't you take a shit in Fiorello LaGuardia's hat and feed it to Joe DiMaggio's crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch? You son of a bitch]]!

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-->'''Jon:''' --->'''Jon:''' Let's just go to the content of your meeting; and then we'll just--''(Clip of Palin and Trump eating pizza focuses on Trump with his pizza slices one on top of another)''--SON OF A BITCH! Motherf--and you stack your slices, Donald?! ''(trying to contain his anger)'' With all due respect, you stack slices of pizza, the steam from the bottom of the slice is gonna make the top crust so--you piece of shit! Maybe all those years, all those years of making your hair do whatever it is that it does, you think you can go around layering any fucking thing you wanna layer, and no one's gonna say anything about it?!
*** ** And it gets far, far worse...
-->'''Jon''': --->'''Jon''': [[BerserkButton ARE YOU EATING IT WITH A FORK]]?! [[UnstoppableRage A FUCKING FORK]]?! AW, ''[[BilingualBonus MARONE]]''! [[BilingualBonus La forcella è satanico! Uno strumento del diavolo!]][[note]]"You force of Satan! Instrument of the devil!"[[/note]] Creator/DonaldTrump, why don't you take that fork and stick it right in New York's eye?! Donald Trump, we work hard. And you do this? You disrespect us in our own house? [[BilingualBonus Scadagouch]]--you can put your name on anything you wanna build, your fucking glass and gold-plated buildings ''to the sky'', blocking out the Central Park sun, it's fine. It's fine! But you invite an important visitor to our house, to our town, and you eat your pizza with a fucking fork right in front of us?! Who the fuck do you think you're--you know what, hey, [[UpToEleven why don't you take a shit in Fiorello LaGuardia's hat and feed it to Joe DiMaggio's crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch? You son of a bitch]]!

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-->'''Jon:''' America may be fucked, but not as bad as these guys...Cue Yakkity Sax montage

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-->'''Jon:''' America may be fucked, but not as bad as these guys...Cue ''[cue Yakkity Sax montagemontage]''
* Feb. 26, 2013: "Crazy Stupid Dov," where a New York assemblyman known for calling out public figures' anti-Semitic acts and statements got in trouble for [[{{Hypocrite}} blacking up]] to celebrate Purim. For more, Jon turns to the resident expert on Jewish holidays...[[BaitAndSwitch Jessica Williams,]] who delivers a long screed[[note]]complete with noisemaker to drown out Haman's name[[/note]] about [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything how the true meaning of Purim is being trivialized and forgotten. A "War on Purim," if you will.]]
-->'''Jessica:''' Where's the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamantash hamantashen?]] Where's the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kreplach kreplach?]] ''Where's the booze?!'' Jon, Purim used to be about getting so [[SoundEffectBleep f--ked]] up, you couldn't remember that the Persians tried to exteriminate the Jews! Now it's nothing but a Halloween party four months too late!... What's next, on [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simchat_Torah Simhat Torah,]] they just read the Cliffs Notes and you're done? ''Hells'' no, not on my watch, Stewart! Not in my house!\\
'''Jon:''' Somewhere, there is a rabbinical college laughing their asses off at this. Meanwhile we have an audience of Lutherans going, "I don't know... I thought they were gonna talk about the sequester."
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** Their [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/qxlflm/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-lady-and-the-gramps coverage]] of the SarahPalin/JohnMcCain rally

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** Including possibly the funniest pun headline in show history (about Trump taking SarahPalin out for pizza): "Me Lover's Pizza with Crazy Broad."

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-->'''John Oliver''': Don't be so Jewish about it, you're fine!\\

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-->'''John Oliver''': [[JewishComplaining Don't be so Jewish about it, it]], you're fine!\\
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* June 18, 2013: When a ProfessionalWrestling debate on immigration attacks John Oliver, John takes it personal, rips off his sleeves and challenges [[Wrestling/JackSwagger Zeb Colter]] to bring it--but he's not quite got the requisite muscle mass, so there's only one thing to do. Bring in MickFoley.

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* June 18, 2013: When a ProfessionalWrestling debate on immigration attacks John Oliver, John takes it personal, rips off his sleeves and challenges [[Wrestling/JackSwagger Zeb Colter]] to bring it--but he's not quite got the requisite muscle mass, so there's only one thing to do. Bring in MickFoley.Wrestling/MickFoley.

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