History Funny / Terminator2JudgmentDay

** The entire fight scene in the bar is hilarious and awesome, from the main biker's confusion at the Terminator [[NoSell not reacting at all to being burned with a cigar]] to him being thrown across the entire bar, into the kitchen, and [[KillItWithFire onto a hot flat top grill]] to a knife bending when it hits the Terminator ([[BackstabBackfire only to be grabbed and used to pin another biker to the pool table]]) to every other biker in the bar backing away.
** Followed by the bartender confronting him with a shotgun in the parking lot. What line did the T-800 cross to inspire this man to go up against him? [[SeriousBusiness He was about to steal someone's bike.]]

--> '''T-800''': *tosses a cop his grenade launcher* Here, hold this. *proceeds to rip the gas mask off the otherwise occupied officer's face.*

* While the protagonists are escaping from the mental asylum in the hijacked police car, the T-800 performs an OffhandBackhand with his shotgun to get the T-1000 off their backs, with the assistance of the rear view mirror, all while still driving the squad car.

-->'''T-800''': He was my college roomate. *tosses head*

* The final scene, where the T-800's hand sinks "thumbs up" into the fire...it's hard not to giggle at that.

* As Sarah is breaking out of the hospital, the guards try to reason with her and insist she's not a killer. Sarah snaps back they as far as she's concerned they're all dead anyway and they know how strongly she believes it, "so don't fuck with me!" Slow learners, this bunch...

* After [[DestinationDefenestration throwing the T-800 through a window]] at the mall, the T-1000 does a DoubleTake at the [[{{Foreshadowing}} shiny, silver, smooth, featureless shop window dummy]] before leaving.

** It's easy to interpret that line as [[ThrowItIn something that Arnold himself ad-libbed into the script.]]

** It's easy to interpret that line as [[ThrowItIn something that Arnold himself ad-libbed in.]]

*** It's hard to feel sorry for [[SaluteYourShorts Budnick]].

** Followed by the owner confronting him with a shotgun in the parking lot. What line did the T-800 cross to inspire this man to go up against him? [[SeriousBusiness He was about to steal someone's bike.]]

** Followed by a biker confronting him with a shotgun in the parking lot. What line did the T-800 cross to inspire this man to go up against him? [[SeriousBusiness He was about to steal someone's bike.]]

** To make it even funnier, it ''[[NotHyperbole is]]''' all of them. When the security guard asked them to send everything they had, they ''listened'' to him.

* the escape from Cyberdyne.

** The entire fight scene in the bar is hilarious, from the main biker's confusion at the Terminator [[NoSell not reacting at all to being burned with a cigar]] to him being thrown across the entire bar, into the kitchen, and [[KillItWithFryer onto a hot flat top grill]] to a knife bending when it hits the Terminator ([[BackstabBackfire only to be grabbed and used to pin another biker to the pool table]]) to every other biker in the bar backing away.

--> Voiceover: It's not every day you find out you're responsible for three billion deaths. He took it pretty well.
--> Dyson: I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

** Seconded. He says it like such a ''mom'' to the tall robotic assassin.

* "Say, that's a nice bike."

** All things considered, he really did take it unbelievably well. Far better than most would.