History Funny / TalesoftheAbyss

* In a similar vein as the above, the PrinceBoo21 playthrough/video walkthrough of the game on Youtube has a [[{{Jerkass}} Douche-a-Meter]], a [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Pwn-a-Meter]], and a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome That Was Awesome meter]]. Apart from the amusingness of this concept, no matter what he is saying, the Douche-a-Meter goes up gradually as Mohs talks. [[spoiler: and after he dies, it goes up just once more for the hell of it]]. It also does this whenever jerkass!Luke is abusing Mieu by stepping on him. The Pwn-a-Meter also does this whenever Guy has a prolonged reaction to his phobia.

* ''[[http://talesofreplica.tumblr.com/ Dear Diary]]'', an ongoing Tumblr two-panel comic of the events in the game, told in a very hilarious fashion.

** Bonus points for Guy being voiced by [[Creator/JohnnyYoungBosch the same person]] [[Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie who complained about a part of his costume in another story.]]

** Bonus points for Guy being voiced by [[JohnnyYoungBosch the same person]] [[Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie who complained about a part of his costume in another story.]]

--> Jade: How unfortunate. We'll be taking the sword then.

** During the party attempt to enter Grand Chokmah for the first time. Luke says Anise is as sexy as Mieu. She then says that one day she would grow as big as [[BuxomIsBetter Tear]]. He then calls her stupid and says there that's it's impossible for her to get ''melons'' like that. Much to [[BigBreastsBigDeal Tear's dismay.]]

-->'''Towel Boy''': Wrap this towel around my head...does this look bad?

--> Luke: Our weapons are [[RoyalBrat status]]!
--> Jade: [[{{Schemer}} Scheming]]!
--> Anise: [[TheCombatPragmatist Playing dirty~!]]

** During the party attempt to enter Grand Chokmah for the first time. Luke says Anise is as sexy as Mieu. She then says that one day she would grow as big as [[BuxomIsBetter Tear]]. He then calls her stupid and says there that's it's impossible for her to get ''Melons'' like that. Much to [[BigBreastsBigDeal Tear's dismay.]]

* When the party revisit the starting area, a flower-filled Tear mentions it was night when she and Luke were last there. The party starts speculating that something happened in such a romantic place. Luke looks uncomfortable but Tear dismisses the idea as patently absurd, so coldly the whole party reacts.

** And what triggered said comment, Luke: Stupid there no way you'll grow melons like that.

--> Luke: Our weapons are status!
--> Jade: Scheming!
--> Anise: Playing dirty!

---> '''Jade''': "You're wack."
** This quote shows up in ''{{Tales Of Vesperia}}'' if you win a battle with Yuri, Karol, and Estelle in your party. The last part of the line is said by ''Estelle''.

* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PfVFybJiCI swimsuits skits]], oh so much. The [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall leaning on the fourth wall]] combined with hilarious {{lampshading}} makes it all the more funny!

* Guy the Orange Abyss Ranger

* Luke's abuse of Mieu in general, such as stepping on him, punting him like a football, using [[GrievousHarmWithABody him as an impromptu club]] and using him as a [[FastballSpecial projectile]].

'''Luke''': (kicks Mieu off-screen) '''Shut up and drown.'''

-->'''Meiu''': Master, I can't swim!\\
'''Luke''': (kicks Mieu off-screen) '''Shut up and drown.'''

-->'''Luke''': Emperor Peony really has your number, huh, Jade?

-->'''JADE''': "It's so difficult when people take me seriously..."

* When the party revisit the starting area, a flower-filled Tear mentions it was night when she and Luke were last there. The party starts speculating that something happened in such a romantic place. Luke looks uncomfortable but Tear dismisses the idea as patently absurd, so coldly the whole party reacts.

** During the party attempt to enter Grand Chokmah for the first time. Luke says Anise is as sexy as Mieu. She then says that one day she would [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean grow as big]] as [[BuxomIsBetter Tear]]. He then calls her stupid and says there that's it's impossible for her to get ''Melons'' like that. Much to [[BigBreastsBigDeal Tear's dismay.]]

* And another one for Jade... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dtCoe7sMIQ Jade 'raping' Dist and comes up with a lie to cover it up]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n6HaHse93s And in the anime version]].

** During the party attempt to enter Grand Chokmah for the first time. Luke says Anise is as sexy as Mieu. She then says that one day she would [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean grow as big]] as [[BuxomIsBetter Tear]]. He then calls her stupid and says there that's it's impossible for her to get [[MostCommonSuperpower ''Melons'']] like that. Much to [[BigBreastsBigDeal Tear's dismay.]]

* There's a skit on Mt. Roneal where Tear and Natalia are having trouble keeping their footing on the ice, and cry out loudly as they fall. Jade berates them for making noise that might cause an avalanche, saying that they need to simply be more careful...but his speech is interrupted by a shout and his face sprite tilting as he slips, dragging Luke into the scene at a tilt as he apparently grabs Luke's coat as a handhold to keep from hitting the ground - Luke is less than pleased by this. [[HypocriticalHumor Jade then calmly tells Luke that he can't approve of him shouting and falling down like that.]]

** During the party attempt to enter Grand Chokmah for the first time. Luke says Anise is as sexy as Mieu. She then says that one day she would [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean grow as big]] as [[BuxomIsBetter Tear]]. He then calls her stupid and says there that's it's impossible for her to get [[MostCommonSuperpower ''Melons'']] like that. Much to [[BigBreastsBigDeal Tear's dismay.]]

* Inside the volcano, a skit you can get shows everyone complaining about how hot it is in there, while Jade is busy smiling to himself while Tear is apparently looking the other way. Luke, Natalia, Guy, and Mieu start to ask why Jade never gets cold, and they all theorize that he has clothes that cool him. So they all tell him to remove his clothes to see if that's what cools him off, and when he logically refuses, the others start trying to ''tear them off of him''. Fortunately ([[FetishFuel or maybe not]]), Tear snaps them out of their heat-induced delusions.

* Inside the volcano, a skit you can get shows everyone complaining about how hot it is in there, while Jade is busy smiling to himself while Tear is apparently looking the other way. Luke, Natalia, Guy, and Mieu start to ask why Jade never gets cold, and they all theorize that he has clothes that cool him. So they all tell him to remove his clothes to see if that's what cools him off but Tear snaps them out of their heat-induced delusions.

** In one skit, Anise complains about how long it takes to run up a huge set of stairs and says "Guuuuuuuy! Carry me!" while apparently leaning against him - Guy quickly starts shouting and runs away in fear.

* In another skit, Tear starts shivering from the cold, and they suggest having Tokunaga wrap around her for warmth, but then shoot the idea down because they think she'd find it embarrassing. However Tear is actually secretly ''on board'' with the idea because deep down she actually ''likes'' cute stuff.