History Funny / TalesoftheAbyss

25th Jan '16 4:40:08 PM ShiroAkuma
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--> Guy: That's awful. (And even if he's in the battle party, he won't always say it.)

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--> Guy: '''Guy''': That's awful. (And even if he's in the battle party, he won't always say it.)
25th Jan '16 4:35:08 PM ShiroAkuma
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--> Anise: Emperor Peony, you're sooo handsome! Can we please borrow the sword? Pretty please with sugar on top?

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--> Anise: '''Anise''': Emperor Peony, you're sooo handsome! Can we please borrow the sword? Pretty please with sugar on top?
25th Jan '16 4:33:35 PM ShiroAkuma
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* Emperor Peony gets all the party members to humbly beg if they want him to give up the sword they need as a catalyst for the Planetary Fonic Arte. Except when it comes Jade's turn, and Jade starts hamming it up:
--> '''Peony:''' "Shut up. Don't beg. I'll puke."
** Bonus points for Natalia's expression.



--> Luke: (deadpan) Please lend us the sword.
--> Peony: (uninterested) Next.
--> Guy: With all due respect, we would like to borrow the sword.
--> Peony (uninterested) Next.

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--> Luke: (deadpan) '''Luke''': [deadpan] Please lend us the sword.
--> Peony: (uninterested) '''Peony''': [uninterested] Next.
--> Guy: '''Guy''': With all due respect, we would like to borrow the sword.
--> Peony (uninterested) '''Peony''': [uninterested] Next.



--> Peony: Ha, great, great! Just wait until you're six years older and I'll date you anytime.
--> Luke: Woah, he sure changed fast.
--> Natalia: (deadpan) Please lend us the sword.
--> Peony: Oh that icy smile, yeah...
--> Everyone looks at Tear.
--> Tear: (Nervously, then blushes) M-Me too? Um, your majesty, would you please allow us to borrow the sword?
--> Peony: Oh that hint of naivete. Yes.
--> Jade: Your Majesty--
--> Peony: Shut up. Don't beg. I'll puke.
--> Jade: Now now Your Majesty. Please allow me to offer my most sincere request.
--> Peony: No. Leave.
--> Jade: How unfortunate. We'll be taking the sword then.

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--> Peony: '''Peony''': Ha, great, great! Just wait until you're six years older and I'll date you anytime.
--> Luke: '''Luke''': Woah, he sure changed fast.
--> Natalia: (deadpan) '''Natalia''': [deadpan] Please lend us the sword.
--> Peony: '''Peony''': Oh that icy smile, yeah...
--> Everyone [Everyone looks at Tear.
Tear.]
--> Tear: (Nervously, '''Tear''': [nervously, then blushes) blushes] M-Me too? Um, your majesty, would you please allow us to borrow the sword?
--> Peony: '''Peony''': Oh that hint of naivete. Yes.
--> Jade: '''Jade''': Your Majesty--
--> Peony: '''Peony''': Shut up. Don't beg. I'll puke.
--> Jade: '''Jade''': Now now Your Majesty. Please allow me to offer my most sincere request.
--> Peony: '''Peony''': No. Leave.
--> Jade: '''Jade''': How unfortunate. We'll be taking the sword then.
10th Nov '15 10:08:12 PM ShiroAkuma
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** And what triggered said comment.
-->'''Luke''': Stupid, there no way you'll grow melons like that.

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** And what triggered said comment.
comment:
-->'''Luke''': Stupid, there there's no way you'll grow melons like that.
17th Apr '15 9:44:53 AM katethegr8
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** It's funnier if you think how Jade probably slipped ''on purpose'' just to torment Luke, since the man grew up around those conditions. At least, I always took it as another one of Jade's jokes, due to the timing of his "slip" in the middle of his dialogue.

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** It's funnier if you think how Jade probably slipped ''on purpose'' just to torment Luke, since the man grew up around those conditions. At least, I it always took it as seemed to be another one of Jade's jokes, due to the timing of his "slip" in the middle of his dialogue.
3rd Jul '14 1:41:23 PM Delnoir
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* In a similar vein as the above, the [[http://www.youtube.com/user/PrinceBoo21?feature=watch PrinceBoo21]] playthrough/video walkthrough of the game on Youtube has a [[{{Jerkass}} Douche-a-Meter]], a [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Pwn-a-Meter]], and a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome That Was Awesome meter]]. Apart from the amusingness of this concept, no matter what he is saying, the Douche-a-Meter goes up gradually as Mohs talks. [[spoiler: and after he dies, it goes up just once more for the hell of it]]. It also does this whenever jerkass!Luke is abusing Mieu by stepping on him. The Pwn-a-Meter also does this whenever Guy has a prolonged reaction to his phobia.

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* In a similar vein as the above, the [[http://www.youtube.com/user/PrinceBoo21?feature=watch PrinceBoo21]] playthrough/video walkthrough of the game on Youtube has a [[{{Jerkass}} Douche-a-Meter]], a [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Pwn-a-Meter]], and a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome That Was Awesome meter]]. Apart from the amusingness of this concept, no matter what he is saying, the Douche-a-Meter goes up gradually as Mohs talks. [[spoiler: and after he dies, it goes up just once more for the hell of it]]. It also does this whenever jerkass!Luke is abusing Mieu by stepping on him. The Pwn-a-Meter also does this whenever Guy has a prolonged reaction to his phobia.phobia.
* When Mieu first flies after learning Mieu wings this immediately sets off Tear's {{cuteness proximity}}. The camera cuts to Luke and just as he insists on trying to catch a ride he stops and the camera cuts showing that Tear beat him to the punch and just grabbed onto Mieu. As Anise and Natalia insist on turns Jade snarks that Mieu might come out of it a few inches taller.
14th May '14 9:17:15 PM JudgmentTH
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-->'''Jade''': ''Well if it isn't Dist the Runny!''
-->'''Dist''': ''It's Rose, damn it! R-O-S-E, Rose!!''

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-->'''Jade''': ''Well ''Why if it isn't Dist the Runny!''
-->'''Dist''': ''It's Rose, damn it! ''The Rose! R-O-S-E, Rose!!''Rose! Dist the Rose!''



-->'''Dist''': ''I, Dist, once counted that duplicitous snake Jade amongst my friends...''

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-->'''Dist''': ''I, the genius Dist, once counted that duplicitous snake Jade amongst my friends...''



-->'''ANISE''': "Colonel, what's your secret for being so strong?"
-->'''JADE''': "Simple. I ''drink people's blood''."
-->'''ANISE''': "Huh?"
-->'''JADE''': "It's so difficult when people take me seriously..."

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-->'''ANISE''': -->'''Anise''': "Colonel, what's your secret for being so strong?"
-->'''JADE''': -->'''Jade''': "Simple. I ''drink people's blood''."
-->'''ANISE''': -->'''Anise''': "Huh?"
-->'''JADE''': -->'''Jade''': "It's so difficult when people take me seriously..."



* "You idiot! You just cost us another thousand Gald!" "Mieuuuuuuuu!"

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* [[spoiler:During the war,]] the party has to get across the [[BrokenBridge blocking border]] in Chesedonia. They try to get through the bar to pass it, only for a person to hold people off without knowing the password. With Tear as the overworld avatar, she'll try to guess it.
-->'''Tear''': "Mountain."
-->'''Person''': "Nope."
-->'''Tear''': "River."
-->'''Person''': "Try again."
-->'''Tear''': "Jerk."
-->'''Person''': "H-hey!"
-->'''Tear''': "What? I was just trying out the password."
** The Dark Wings then show up to offer the password for a price.
-->'''Urushi''': "There's six of you, so..."
-->'''Mieu''': "[[SayingTooMuch Don't forget me!]]"
-->'''Urushi''': "There's ''seven'' of you, so it'll be seven thousand Gald."
-->'''Tear''': "[[EpicFail I don't believe this.]]"
-->'''Luke''': *Strangles Mieu*
"You idiot! You Your big mouth just cost us another thousand Gald!" Gald!"
-->'''Mieu''':
"Mieuuuuuuuu!"
3rd May '14 7:06:36 PM PhoenixFire
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** Similarly, there's a skit later where Anise theorizes that Dist is in fact a lizard, is attached to his chair, and when threatened can snap the chair off the way some lizards can lose their tails and regrow them. Natalia ''still'' takes her seriously.
2nd May '14 1:57:38 PM PhoenixFire
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* There's a skit in the Shurrey Hill dungeon where Anise says that Van's [[BigOlEyebrows eyebrows]] can detect enemies and shoot hypno-rays, and that his power is derived entirely from his [[BadassBeard beard]]. Natalia [[SarcasmBlind takes her dead seriously]].
18th Nov '13 5:58:52 PM Technicolourtardis
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* Most of the conversations with Din, especially the ones with Jade.
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