History Funny / TalesoftheAbyss

6th Jun '17 8:51:25 PM DecisiveHeifer
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-->'''Person''': "Nope."

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-->'''Person''': "Nope."Wrong."



-->'''Person''': "Try again."

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-->'''Person''': "Try again."Wrong. If you don't know..."



-->'''Person''': "H-hey!"
-->'''Tear''': "What? I was just trying out the password."

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-->'''Person''': "H-hey!"
"Wh-What did you just say?!"
-->'''Tear''': "What? I "I was just trying out the a password.""
9th Nov '16 3:42:30 AM Andrzej
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** Also in a skit about Natalia's new Star of Malkuth on how the character is a dashing thief, Luke immediately mentions how big the characters' boobs are and suggests that Tear should wear that outfit... cue Natalia pulling his ear off and made him apologize.

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** Also in a skit about Natalia's new [[AbsoluteCleavage Star of Malkuth Malkuth]] on how the character is a dashing thief, Luke immediately mentions how big the characters' boobs are and suggests that Tear should wear that outfit... cue Natalia pulling his ear off and made him apologize.
27th Oct '16 6:47:52 PM esq263
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* The following exchange:
--> '''Mieu''': Mieuuu... I'm scared of that big man.
--> '''Tear''': Don't worry, Mieu. We'll protect you.
--> '''Jade''': Besides, Mieu has a very important role to fill...
--> '''Mieu''': Mieu?
--> '''Jade''': ...Emergency rations, you know?
--> '''Mieu''': M-m-mieu?!
--> (Mieu leaves.)
--> '''Tear''': D-don't worry, Mieu!
--> '''Anise''': Colonel, that's not funny.
--> '''Jade''': Hah hah, I was serious.
--> '''Tear''': ......
--> '''Anise''': ...You're the worst.
26th Oct '16 10:06:41 AM Andrzej
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* When Mieu first flies after learning Mieu wings this immediately sets off Tear's {{cuteness proximity}}. The camera cuts to Luke and just as he insists on trying to catch a ride he stops and the camera cuts showing that Tear beat him to the punch and just grabbed onto Mieu. As Anise and Natalia insist on turns Jade snarks that Mieu might come out of it a few inches taller.

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* When Mieu first flies after learning Mieu wings this immediately sets off Tear's {{cuteness proximity}}. The camera cuts to Luke and just as he insists on trying to catch a ride he stops and the camera cuts showing that Tear beat him to the punch and just grabbed onto Mieu. As Anise and Natalia insist on turns Jade snarks that Mieu might come out of it a few inches taller.taller.
* There's a very easy to miss sidequest early in the game where a guy named Ayn in St. Binah asks the party to pay his late dues as part of Noir's fanclub in Chesedonia. It turns out that the debt was a lot larger than the money he handed over and the difference had to come out of the party's money. Seeing Luke getting worked up over the money he lost is amusing, but if the player grants his wish for retribution and talks with Ayn again, we get this gem:
-->'''Ayn:''' What are you mad about? Did you take care of paying the dues?\\
'''Tear:''' The yearly dues were 1000 gald. You only gave us 200.\\
'''Ayn:''' Really? I'm pretty sure I gave you 1000. Anyway, where's that newsletter?\\
'''Tear:''' ...Here.\\
'''Luke:''' Hey! You've got some explaining to do!\\
'''Tear:''' First, you give us the remaining 800 gald.\\
'''Ayn:''' I-I told you, I gave you all the gald. D-do you even have any proof--\\
'''Tear:''' ''[threatening voice]'' Pay. Now.\\
'''Ayn:''' Y-yes, ma'am. I'm sorry. Here you are.\\
''[Received 800 gald]''\\
'''Tear:''' Thank you. Here you are. ''[hands over newsletter]''\\
'''Ayn:''' R-right... thanks. But I don't need it. ''[returns newsletter]''\\
'''Tear:''' ...What are you talking about?\\
'''Ayn:''' I've made up my mind. I've outgrown being a Black Dream fan. From now on, I'm going to be your fan instead! ''[heart icons pop out]''\\
'''Tear:''' ''[backs away awkwardly]'' W-wait a minute. I-I'm not really...\\
'''Luke:''' [[IronicEcho Heh. It's fun to be popular, huh, Tear?]]\\
'''Ayn:''' So Tear's the your name! That's a nice name! How old are you? What's your height? Are those your personal cloths?\\
'''Tear:''' ...I'm sorry!\\
'''Ayn:''' I fell in love with her strength, but she's so cute when she blushes, too... okay! I'm founding the Friends of Tear fan club!\\
'''Luke:''' ...Huh. There's no accounting for taste.
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10th Jul '16 10:39:11 AM QuantumToast
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** And in the anime, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vezFHElo0bY&t=13m47s you even get to see it happen]].
25th Jan '16 4:40:08 PM ShiroAkuma
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--> Guy: That's awful. (And even if he's in the battle party, he won't always say it.)

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--> Guy: '''Guy''': That's awful. (And even if he's in the battle party, he won't always say it.)
25th Jan '16 4:35:08 PM ShiroAkuma
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--> Anise: Emperor Peony, you're sooo handsome! Can we please borrow the sword? Pretty please with sugar on top?

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--> Anise: '''Anise''': Emperor Peony, you're sooo handsome! Can we please borrow the sword? Pretty please with sugar on top?
25th Jan '16 4:33:35 PM ShiroAkuma
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* Emperor Peony gets all the party members to humbly beg if they want him to give up the sword they need as a catalyst for the Planetary Fonic Arte. Except when it comes Jade's turn, and Jade starts hamming it up:
--> '''Peony:''' "Shut up. Don't beg. I'll puke."
** Bonus points for Natalia's expression.



--> Luke: (deadpan) Please lend us the sword.
--> Peony: (uninterested) Next.
--> Guy: With all due respect, we would like to borrow the sword.
--> Peony (uninterested) Next.

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--> Luke: (deadpan) '''Luke''': [deadpan] Please lend us the sword.
--> Peony: (uninterested) '''Peony''': [uninterested] Next.
--> Guy: '''Guy''': With all due respect, we would like to borrow the sword.
--> Peony (uninterested) '''Peony''': [uninterested] Next.



--> Peony: Ha, great, great! Just wait until you're six years older and I'll date you anytime.
--> Luke: Woah, he sure changed fast.
--> Natalia: (deadpan) Please lend us the sword.
--> Peony: Oh that icy smile, yeah...
--> Everyone looks at Tear.
--> Tear: (Nervously, then blushes) M-Me too? Um, your majesty, would you please allow us to borrow the sword?
--> Peony: Oh that hint of naivete. Yes.
--> Jade: Your Majesty--
--> Peony: Shut up. Don't beg. I'll puke.
--> Jade: Now now Your Majesty. Please allow me to offer my most sincere request.
--> Peony: No. Leave.
--> Jade: How unfortunate. We'll be taking the sword then.

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--> Peony: '''Peony''': Ha, great, great! Just wait until you're six years older and I'll date you anytime.
--> Luke: '''Luke''': Woah, he sure changed fast.
--> Natalia: (deadpan) '''Natalia''': [deadpan] Please lend us the sword.
--> Peony: '''Peony''': Oh that icy smile, yeah...
--> Everyone [Everyone looks at Tear.
Tear.]
--> Tear: (Nervously, '''Tear''': [nervously, then blushes) blushes] M-Me too? Um, your majesty, would you please allow us to borrow the sword?
--> Peony: '''Peony''': Oh that hint of naivete. Yes.
--> Jade: '''Jade''': Your Majesty--
--> Peony: '''Peony''': Shut up. Don't beg. I'll puke.
--> Jade: '''Jade''': Now now Your Majesty. Please allow me to offer my most sincere request.
--> Peony: '''Peony''': No. Leave.
--> Jade: '''Jade''': How unfortunate. We'll be taking the sword then.
10th Nov '15 10:08:12 PM ShiroAkuma
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** And what triggered said comment.
-->'''Luke''': Stupid, there no way you'll grow melons like that.

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** And what triggered said comment.
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-->'''Luke''': Stupid, there there's no way you'll grow melons like that.
17th Apr '15 9:44:53 AM katethegr8
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** It's funnier if you think how Jade probably slipped ''on purpose'' just to torment Luke, since the man grew up around those conditions. At least, I always took it as another one of Jade's jokes, due to the timing of his "slip" in the middle of his dialogue.

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** It's funnier if you think how Jade probably slipped ''on purpose'' just to torment Luke, since the man grew up around those conditions. At least, I it always took it as seemed to be another one of Jade's jokes, due to the timing of his "slip" in the middle of his dialogue.
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