Describe Quantum Toast
It's toast that, when knocked off the table, lands with the buttered side simultaneously down and up. Don't ask what happens if you try the toast/cat thing
with this and Schrodinger's Cat.
For some reason, it's also the username of this troper.
Since I'm feeling lazy, I'll just adapt the description I had in the forums;
I'm a Geek
(I can never remember the difference) with a Literal Genie
sense of humour. And I'm the closest I've ever seen to a CloudcuckooSnarker
... (It's a surprisingly effective combination, actually. Maybe the surprise factor helps the snarking... so it's like being attacked by a pigeon or something.) And I'm supposed to be pretty smart (or good at IQ tests, anyway), so that might qualify me for Genius Ditz
too. Though in school I did a bit of Obfuscating Stupidity
in an attempt to avoid bullies' notice. (It didn't work, incidentally.)
, so I usually come off as a Chaste Hero
(or I would if I was a hero), but I can still startle people with a Covert Pervert
comment if I want to. It's probably that whole surprise factor again. And I'm probably a justified case of It's a Small Net After All
, since I deliberately tried to come up with a name that nobody would already have. Seems to have worked so far.