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--->''When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment, [[AccidentalNightmareFuel as if the garment were stitched of trapped souls from the Field of Punishment]]. [[MoodWhiplash The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way]]. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to be woven into [[CrowningMomentofFunny Hades's underwear?]]''
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-->'''Tyson:''' PEANUT BUTTER!!!"
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-->'''Tyson:''' PEANUT "PEANUT BUTTER!!!"
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-->'''Zoe:''' "Yes. What is funny?"
-->'''Grover:'''"Nothing. I could use some dam french fries."
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-->'''Thalia:'''"And... I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
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* Dionysus has a rivalry with Blinky, the red ghost from PacMan. And he will have his soul, fictional character or not!
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* Dionysus has a rivalry with Blinky, the red ghost from PacMan. And he will have his soul, fictional character or not!not!
* I think that Tyson's BattleCry from book five was pretty sweet...
-->'''Tyson:''' PEANUT BUTTER!!!"
* Zoe's comment at the Grand Canyon, which leads to this conversation:
-->'''Zoe:''' "Let us find the dam snack bar. We should eat while we can."
-->'''Grover:''' "The dam snack bar?"
-->'''Zoe:''' "Yes. What is funny?"
-->'''Grover:'''"Nothing. I could use some dam french fries."
-->'''Thalia:''' "And I need to use the dam restroom."
-->'''Grover:'''"I want to use the dam water fountain."
-->'''Thalia:'''"And... I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
* I think that Tyson's BattleCry from book five was pretty sweet...
-->'''Tyson:''' PEANUT BUTTER!!!"
* Zoe's comment at the Grand Canyon, which leads to this conversation:
-->'''Zoe:''' "Let us find the dam snack bar. We should eat while we can."
-->'''Grover:''' "The dam snack bar?"
-->'''Zoe:''' "Yes. What is funny?"
-->'''Grover:'''"Nothing. I could use some dam french fries."
-->'''Thalia:''' "And I need to use the dam restroom."
-->'''Grover:'''"I want to use the dam water fountain."
-->'''Thalia:'''"And... I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
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** Also happening with Annabeth in that same room, when she gets ticked off by Hera's 'help', and all the remaining food disappears before Tyson can finish.
--->'''Annabeth:''' *stamps foot* What sort of help was that? 'Here, have a sandwich. Make a wish. Oops, I can't help you! Poof!'
--->'''Tyson:''' Poof...
--->'''Annabeth:''' *stamps foot* What sort of help was that? 'Here, have a sandwich. Make a wish. Oops, I can't help you! Poof!'
--->'''Tyson:''' Poof...
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* This scene from book Two about the Laestrygonians made me crack up.
Percy: What does that translate to in modern terms?
Annabeth: ...Canadians.
Percy: What does that translate to in modern terms?
Annabeth: ...Canadians.
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Annabeth: ...Canadians.
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* This scene from book Two about the Laestrygonians made me crack up.
Percy: What does that translate to in modern terms?
Annabeth: ...Canadians.
Percy: What does that translate to in modern terms?
Annabeth: ...Canadians.
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* Poor, poor Zoe... "Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he went to Japan. 'Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I'd had to hear one more poem that started with 'There once was a goddess from Sparta'..."
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* Apollo after Thalia crashes his sun chariot. "Well! You were right, my dear. You had everything under control. Now, let's go see if we boiled anyone important, shall we?"
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* Dionysus has a rivalry with Blinky, the red ghost from PacMan. And he will have his soul, fictional character or not!
* Dionysus has a rivalry with Blinky, the red ghost from PacMan. And he will have his soul, fictional character or not!
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* A minor scene in book five, when Percy tells Nico that he can help best by talking to Hades, because he's the only one who can influence his father. The next time we see Hades, he's walking ''very'' fast with his hands clamped over his ears.
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* A minor scene in book five, when Percy tells Nico that he can help best by talking to Hades, because he's the only one who can influence his father. [[GilliganCut The next time we see Hades, he's walking ''very'' walking]] ''[[GilliganCut very]]'' [[GilliganCut fast with his hands clamped over his ears.]]
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'''Poseidon:''' You're doing well with those new cabins by the way. I suppose this means I can claim all those other sons and daughters of mine and send you some siblings next summer."
'''Percy:''' Ha-ha. -beat-
'''Percy:''' Um, you ''were'' kidding, right?"
He never did give Percy an answer. : )
'''Percy:''' Ha-ha. -beat-
'''Percy:''' Um, you ''were'' kidding, right?"
He never did give Percy an answer. : )
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'''Percy:'''
-->'''Percy:''' Ha-ha.
'''Percy:'''
-->'''Percy:''' Um, you ''were'' kidding,
He
-->He never did give Percy an answer.
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* Mr. ''Blowfish'', anyone?
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* Mr. ''Blowfish'', anyone?anyone?
* The last conversation Percy has with his father:
'''Poseidon:''' You're doing well with those new cabins by the way. I suppose this means I can claim all those other sons and daughters of mine and send you some siblings next summer."
'''Percy:''' Ha-ha. -beat-
'''Percy:''' Um, you ''were'' kidding, right?"
He never did give Percy an answer. : )
* The last conversation Percy has with his father:
'''Poseidon:''' You're doing well with those new cabins by the way. I suppose this means I can claim all those other sons and daughters of mine and send you some siblings next summer."
'''Percy:''' Ha-ha. -beat-
'''Percy:''' Um, you ''were'' kidding, right?"
He never did give Percy an answer. : )
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-->'''Annabeth cut the rope [bridge], and the Cyclops howled. With glee. Because he was standing right next to us.'''
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* In The Battle of the Labyrinth, when Percy discovered that [[spoiler:Quintus is actually Daedalus.]] He can't decide what to say.
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* In The Battle of the Labyrinth, when Percy discovered that [[spoiler:Quintus is actually Daedalus.]] Daedalus]]. He can't decide what to say.
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* In The Battle of the Labyrinth, when Percy discovered that Quintis is actually Daedalus. He can't decide what to say.
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* In The Battle of the Labyrinth, when Percy discovered that Quintis [[spoiler:Quintus is actually Daedalus. Daedalus.]] He can't decide what to say.
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* Mr.''Blowfish'', anyone?
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* Mr. ''Blowfish'', anyone?
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* The scene where Aphrodite tells Percy to AlwaysSaveTheGirl in ''The Titan's Curse''.
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* The scene where Aphrodite tells Percy to AlwaysSaveTheGirl in ''The Titan's Curse''.Curse''.
* Sally's letter to Percy at the end of ''The Lightning Thief''.
* Mr.''Blowfish'', anyone?
* Sally's letter to Percy at the end of ''The Lightning Thief''.
* Mr.''Blowfish'', anyone?
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-->[[spoiler: '''Tyson:''' Stick!]]Stick!]]
* The scene where Aphrodite tells Percy to AlwaysSaveTheGirl in ''The Titan's Curse''.
* The scene where Aphrodite tells Percy to AlwaysSaveTheGirl in ''The Titan's Curse''.
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** "We Hail the Taxi of Eternal Torment"!
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* Most of the times a God shows up for a one-off scene, especially when they are referencing well known heroic fantasy tropes in a casual manner as if they are entirely the way the world should work. Aphrodite in particular springs to mind as being ridiculously funny, but Hermes has his moments also.
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* Most of the times a God shows up for a one-off scene, especially when they are referencing well known heroic fantasy tropes in a casual manner as if they are entirely the way the world should work. Aphrodite in particular springs to mind as being ridiculously funny, but Hermes has his moments also.also.
* At the end of the fifth book [[spoiler: Percy and his friends are victorious, Olympus is saved, the Gods are doling out rewards, Tyson is promoted to be general of the Cyclopes, and is granted any weapon he desires.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Zeus:''' what kind of weapon would you like? A sword? An axe?]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Tyson:''' Stick!]]
* At the end of the fifth book [[spoiler: Percy and his friends are victorious, Olympus is saved, the Gods are doling out rewards, Tyson is promoted to be general of the Cyclopes, and is granted any weapon he desires.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Zeus:''' what kind of weapon would you like? A sword? An axe?]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Tyson:''' Stick!]]
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* Percy "tearfully" rewarding the people of Los Angeles with free appliances from Smelly Gabe's store at the end of book one. He even provided the phone number.
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* Percy "tearfully" rewarding the people of Los Angeles with free appliances from Smelly Gabe's store at the end of book one. He even provided the phone number.number.
* Most of the times a God shows up for a one-off scene, especially when they are referencing well known heroic fantasy tropes in a casual manner as if they are entirely the way the world should work. Aphrodite in particular springs to mind as being ridiculously funny, but Hermes has his moments also.
* Most of the times a God shows up for a one-off scene, especially when they are referencing well known heroic fantasy tropes in a casual manner as if they are entirely the way the world should work. Aphrodite in particular springs to mind as being ridiculously funny, but Hermes has his moments also.
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* Percy "tearfully" rewarding the people of Los Angeles with free appliances from Smelly Gabe's store at the end of book one.
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* Percy "tearfully" rewarding the people of Los Angeles with free appliances from Smelly Gabe's store at the end of book one. He even provided the phone number.
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* Percy [[{{DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu}} deliberately ticking off the gods]] by mailing Medusa's head to Mount Olympus in ''The Lightning Thief''. The "With Best Wishes, Percy Jackon" bit is what really sold this troper on the funny.
--> Grover: They're not going to like that. They'll think you're impertinent.
--> Percy: I ''am'' impertinent.
* Percy "tearfully" rewarding the people of Los Angeles with free appliances from Smelly Gabe's store at the end of book one.
--> Grover: They're not going to like that. They'll think you're impertinent.
--> Percy: I ''am'' impertinent.
* Percy "tearfully" rewarding the people of Los Angeles with free appliances from Smelly Gabe's store at the end of book one.
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* A minor scene in book five, when Percy tells Nico that he can help best by talking to Hades, because he's the only one who can influence his father. The next time we see Hades, he's walking ''very'' fast with his hands clamped over his ears.
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* A minor scene in book five, when Percy tells Nico that he can help best by talking to Hades, because he's the only one who can influence his father. The next time we see Hades, he's walking ''very'' fast with his hands clamped over his ears.ears.
* Percy's occasional snarky moments.
--> Ares: [[BadassBoast I have been fighting for eternity! My strength is unlimited and I cannot die! What have you got, kid?]]
--> Percy ''(to himself)'': A smaller ego, perhaps...
* Percy's occasional snarky moments.
--> Ares: [[BadassBoast I have been fighting for eternity! My strength is unlimited and I cannot die! What have you got, kid?]]
--> Percy ''(to himself)'': A smaller ego, perhaps...
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** The title chapters have added hilarity due to ItMakesSenseInContext. "I Scoop Poop" and "Nico Buys Happy Meals For The Dead" from the fourth book come to mind.
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**No, the cyclops got engaged with HIM. But because he was [[spoiler: blind]] Grover played along as girl. Voice and all. But it STILL is funny.
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**I still remeber one of the funniest parts, Bessie mooos, and we get this
--> Percy: Did I just hear a cow
--> Thalia: A dam cow?
--> Percy: Did I just hear a cow
--> Thalia: A dam cow?
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-->'''Percy:''' There were a lot of answers I might've given, from "I knew that" to "LIAR!" to "Yeah right, and I'm Zeus.""
* A minor scene in book five, when Percy tells Nico that he can help best by talking to Hades, because he's the only one who can influence his father. The next time we see Hades, he's walking ''very'' fast with his hands clamped over his ears.
* A minor scene in book five, when Percy tells Nico that he can help best by talking to Hades, because he's the only one who can influence his father. The next time we see Hades, he's walking ''very'' fast with his hands clamped over his ears.
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-->'''Annabeth cut the rope [bridge], and the Cyclops howled. With glee. Because he was standing right next to us.''''''
* In The Battle of the Labyrinth, when Percy discovered that Quintis is actually Daedalus. He can't decide what to say.
-->'''Percy:''' There were a lot of answers I might've given, from "I knew that" to "LIAR!" to "Yeah right, and I'm Zeus."
* In The Battle of the Labyrinth, when Percy discovered that Quintis is actually Daedalus. He can't decide what to say.
-->'''Percy:''' There were a lot of answers I might've given, from "I knew that" to "LIAR!" to "Yeah right, and I'm Zeus."
