History Funny / PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians

11th Apr '18 6:14:42 PM reppuzan
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* After Percy and Annabeth narrowly survive being eaten by the sirens, Annabeth shares what she learned:
-->'''Annabeth:''' My fatal flaw. That's what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris.
-->'''Percy:''' That brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?
-->'''Annabeth:''' No, seaweed brain. That's ''hummus.'' Hubris is worse.
-->'''Percy:''' What could be worse than hummus?

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* After Percy and Annabeth narrowly survive being eaten by the sirens, Sirens, Annabeth shares what she learned:
-->'''Annabeth:''' My fatal flaw. That's what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris.
-->'''Percy:'''
hubris.\\
'''Percy:'''
That brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?
-->'''Annabeth:'''
sandwiches?\\
'''Annabeth:'''
No, seaweed brain.Seaweed Brain. That's ''hummus.'' Hubris is worse.
-->'''Percy:'''
worse.\\
'''Percy:'''
What could be worse than hummus?



* The scene at Hoover Dam. Especially since Zoe's lack of knowledge of modern English made her not even get the dam joke.

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* The scene at Hoover Dam. Especially since Zoe's lack of knowledge of modern English made kept her not even get from getting the dam joke.
5th Apr '18 10:42:52 AM KrspaceT
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* [[SexGod You know what they say about redheads?]], [[{{Irony}} well guess what]] Artemis the goddess of [[AllergicToLove maidenhood/chastity]] is one.

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* [[SexGod You know what they say about redheads?]], [[{{Irony}} well guess what]] Artemis the goddess of [[AllergicToLove maidenhood/chastity]] is one.
5th Apr '18 10:31:59 AM akanesarumara
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* Grover taking Nico to watch the orientation, and it's PG, to the boy's delight.

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* Grover taking Nico to watch the orientation, and it's they ''somehow'' managed to make it PG, to the boy's delight.
5th Apr '18 10:29:58 AM akanesarumara
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* Percy describing the surreal and odd events that keep happening to him on every school trip, usually resulting in expulsion. Shooting a Revolutionary War cannon at the school bus and dropping the whole class from the catwalk into the shark tank are just two high points.



* As Grover puts about Hera and her lack of Demigod Kids.

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* Soon after the Minotaur fight when Percy comes to and meets Annabeth, he thinks she will remark on his beating the Minotaur, but instead what she says is that Percy drools while sleeping.
* As Grover puts about Hera and her lack of Demigod Kids.kids...



** Not to mention that Percy asks why Hera and Artemis have a cabin in the first place, neither having (demigod) children.



-->'''Poseidon:''' And risk destroying your master bolt? Do think of what you're saying, brother.

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-->'''Poseidon:''' [[LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt And risk destroying your master bolt? Do think of bolt?]] At least listen to what you're saying, he's got to say, brother.







---> '''Percy:''' You must have done something really bad to deserve that. [Beat] What was it?

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---> '''Percy:''' You must have done something really bad to deserve that. [Beat] What was it?it? [[note]]Killing his own son and serving him up as stew or soup is what.[[/note]]



** He never did give Percy an answer. :)

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** He never did give Percy an answer. :);)



-->'''Zeus:''' Impossible. Impossible to defeat Tython.

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-->'''Zeus:''' Impossible. Impossible to defeat Tython.Typhon.
26th Mar '18 2:41:20 PM DankSinatra
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Percy’s dream after defeating the Minotaur and passing out has him viewing Annabeth. He sings in awe about how he’s never seen someone so beautiful as the music swells triumphantly...only to get cut off by Annabeth’s deadpan reaction. “You drool in your sleep.”

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Percy’s **Percy’s dream after defeating the Minotaur and passing out has him viewing Annabeth. He sings in awe about how he’s never seen someone so beautiful as the music swells triumphantly...only to get cut off by Annabeth’s deadpan reaction. “You drool in your sleep.”
13th Mar '18 11:51:46 AM MasterFuzzy
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** And given that Riordan used to be an English teacher, it's almost certainly a TakeThat to standardized testing.



* Referring to the above's mental healing of Chris Rodriguez:
-->'''Percy:''' But...you did something nice. Why?
-->'''Dionysus''': I am nice. I simply ooze niceness. Haven't you noticed, Perry Johansson?



* When Rachel kisses Percy on the cheek, Beckendorf says, "I'm guessing you don't want me to mention that little scene to Annabeth?"



--> "The gods will die, the universe will end, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and I will never get a perfect score on this stupid machine.]]




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* Zeus trying desperately to swallow his ego:
--> '''Zeus:''' As for my brothers, we are thankful...erm, thankful, for the aid of Hades. And of course...we must...thank Poseidon.
-->'''Poseidon:''' I'm sorry, brother. What was that?
--> '''Zeus:''' We must thank Poseidon. Without whom...it would have been difficult...
-->'''Poseidon:''' Difficult?
-->'''Zeus:''' Impossible. Impossible to defeat Tython.
** The LemonyNarrator just dials it UpTo11.
10th Mar '18 12:59:24 PM DaggerQuill
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* Sally's letter to Percy at the end. [[spoiler: [[TakenForGranite Gaby]] has ''mysteriously vanished'' and the police is searching for him but Sally has a feeling they won't have much success finding him... in the meantime, she sold a statue for a lot of money and got glowing reviews for its hyperrealism, so she has put down the advance payment for a new apartment, but she calms Percy saying she won't be putting sculpture on her new hobby list.]]
** The last we see of Sally, she stares at Gaby in TranquilFury... then her expression changes into one as if she's wondering [[spoiler: how Gaby would look as a statue in the garden.]]

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* Sally's letter to Percy at the end. [[spoiler: [[TakenForGranite Gaby]] Gabe]] has ''mysteriously vanished'' and the police is searching for him but Sally has a feeling they won't have much success finding him... in the meantime, she sold a statue for a lot of money and got glowing reviews for its hyperrealism, so she has put down the advance payment for a new apartment, but she calms Percy saying she won't be putting sculpture on her new hobby list.]]
** The last we see of Sally, she stares at Gaby Gabe in TranquilFury... then her expression changes into one as if she's wondering [[spoiler: how Gaby Gabe would look as a statue in the garden.]]




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*From the musical:
Percy’s dream after defeating the Minotaur and passing out has him viewing Annabeth. He sings in awe about how he’s never seen someone so beautiful as the music swells triumphantly...only to get cut off by Annabeth’s deadpan reaction. “You drool in your sleep.”
5th Mar '18 4:16:17 AM akanesarumara
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* Chiron's imitation of the [[SarcasmMode adult and serious]] arguments Poseidon and Zeus have. "We all know you were mom's favourite!" "Celestial phenomena are ''so'' much cooler than marine ones!"

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* Chiron's imitation of the [[SarcasmMode adult and serious]] arguments Poseidon and Zeus have.have on a regular basis. "We all know you were mom's favourite!" "Celestial phenomena are ''so'' much cooler than marine ones!"


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* Even before they meet him, Percy meshes FridgeHorror and MoodWhiplash seamlessly at the top of the arch. He asks how they can know Hades isn't in the same room wearing his Helmet of Obscurity, which allows him to be invisible inaudible and intangible. Grover and Annabeth admit they in fact cannot know that. Percy's reaction? Asking them if they want some Oreos.
31st Jan '18 6:43:30 PM Snowsky
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* Talking about Hades, when the heroes finally confront him, he is hilariously pissed that [[EverybodyHatesHades people would think he was the one behind the theft]]. Percy suggests he would want a new war to get more subjects... and Hades angrily replies that, with all the people dying everyday (especially with the WWI, WWII, Korean War, Persian Gulf War, the War on Terror), he already has ''more'' subjects than he would want to or could possibly finance and organize.

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* Talking about Hades, when the heroes finally confront him, he is hilariously pissed that [[EverybodyHatesHades people would think he was the one behind the theft]]. Percy suggests he would want a new war to get more subjects... and Hades angrily replies that, with all the people dying everyday (especially with the WWI, WWII, Korean War, Persian Gulf War, the War on Terror), he already has ''more'' subjects than he would want to or could possibly finance and organize.organize, and throws in some more complaints about security ghouls, traffic problems, and overtime for his staff.
29th Jan '18 6:53:19 PM nombretomado
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* Nico summoning the dead. With McDonalds.

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* Nico summoning the dead. With McDonalds.UsefulNotes/McDonalds.
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