History Funny / PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians

7th Jan '17 1:37:00 AM SeptimusHeap
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-->[[spoiler: '''Zeus:''' Then we shall find you a new... stick, [[FreudWasRight the best stick that may be found!]]]]

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-->[[spoiler: '''Zeus:''' Then we shall find you a new... stick, [[FreudWasRight [[DoubleEntendre the best stick that may be found!]]]]
16th Oct '16 9:28:17 PM akanesarumara
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* Poseidon's summation of his brother after Zeus threatens to kill Percy if he ever dares set foot in his domain (i.e., travels by airplane or anything similar): "He would be an exceptional god of theatre."

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* Poseidon's summation of his brother after Zeus threatens to kill Percy if he ever dares set foot in his domain (i.e., travels by airplane or anything similar): similar) and Zeus... [[IncrediblyLamePun flashy]] exit: "He would be an exceptional god of theatre."
23rd Sep '16 9:07:16 AM dmcreif
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* When [[spoiler:his math teacher]] threatens him with a lot of pain, Percy thinks they figured out he cheated on his Tom Sawyer book project and might take away the grade. Or [[SkewedPriorities worse]], make him actually ''read the book''.

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* When [[spoiler:his math teacher]] [[spoiler:Mrs. Dodds]] threatens him with a lot of pain, Percy thinks they figured out he cheated on his Tom Sawyer book project and might take away the grade. Or [[SkewedPriorities worse]], make him actually ''read the book''.



* Talking about Hades, when the heroes finally confront him, he is hilariously pissed that [[EverybodyHatesHades people would think he was the one behind the theft]]. Percy suggests he would want a new war to get more subjects... and Hades angrily replies that, with all the people dying everyday (Especially with the WWI, WWII, Korean War, Persian Gulf War, War on Terror), he already has ''more'' subjects than he would want to or could possibly finance and organize. "Do you have any idea how many new subdivisions I had to set up just in the twentieth century?"
** In hindsight, his similar complaints about his Underworld expenses. His other form is Pluto, who lords over all riches underneath the earth (though Hades in this book claims ownership of all the gems and precious metals too) - apparently he can't help ''himself'' too well.

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* Talking about Hades, when the heroes finally confront him, he is hilariously pissed that [[EverybodyHatesHades people would think he was the one behind the theft]]. Percy suggests he would want a new war to get more subjects... and Hades angrily replies that, with all the people dying everyday (Especially (especially with the WWI, WWII, Korean War, Persian Gulf War, the War on Terror), he already has ''more'' subjects than he would want to or could possibly finance and organize. "Do organize.
-->"Do
you have any idea how many new subdivisions I had to set up just in the twentieth century?"
** In hindsight, his similar complaints about his Underworld expenses. His other Roman form is Pluto, who lords over all riches underneath the earth (though Hades in this book claims ownership of all the gems and precious metals too) - apparently he can't help ''himself'' too well.



* Sally's letter to Percy at the end

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* Sally's letter to Percy at the endend.



** Also, Percy finding out about his punishment initially:

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** Also, Percy finding out about his punishment Tantalus's punishment[[note]]He's unable to eat or drink anything[[/note]] initially:



* When a male cyclops [[spoiler: becomes engaged to Grover, who's playing along as a girl. Voice and all]]. 'Nuff said.
* Annabeth cut the rope [bridge], and the Cyclops howled...with glee, because he was standing right next to us.
* After Percy and the gang battle a bunch of giant cannibals: "Can someone tell me what those were?" "Laistrygonians." "In English?" "[[AcceptableTargets Canadians]]."

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* When a male cyclops [[spoiler: Polyphemus becomes engaged to Grover, who's playing along as a girl. Voice and all]].all. 'Nuff said.
* Annabeth "Annabeth cut the rope [bridge], [bridge that Polyphemus was chasing us across], and the Cyclops howled...with glee, because he was standing right next to us.
us."
* After Annabeth arrives to rescue Percy and the gang battle from a bunch of giant cannibals: cannibals:
-->'''Percy:'''
"Can someone tell me what those were?" were?"
-->'''Annabeth:'''
"Laistrygonians." "
-->'''Percy:'''
"In English?" English?"
-->'''Annabeth:'''
"[[AcceptableTargets Canadians]]."



* In the film version, Dionysus has this to say about the curse he got for ticking off Zeus[[note]]Any wine he tries to drink turns to water.[[/note]]:
-->'''Dinoysus:''' You know, the Christians have [[{{Jesus}} a guy]] who can do this trick in reverse. *{{beat}}* Now ''that's'' a god.

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* In the film version, Dionysus has this to say about the curse he got for ticking off Zeus[[note]]Any Zeus, which is that any wine he tries to drink turns to water.[[/note]]:
-->'''Dinoysus:'''
water.
-->'''Dionysus:'''
You know, the Christians have [[{{Jesus}} a guy]] who can do this trick in reverse. *{{beat}}* Now ''that's'' a god.



* Hermes mentioning the TV show 'Heracles Busts Heads'. Made even funnier in the movie because Nathan Fillion plays Hermes, and he mentions that the show was 'cancelled before its time.'

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* Hermes mentioning the TV show 'Heracles ''Heracles Busts Heads'.Heads''. Made even funnier in the movie because Nathan Fillion plays Hermes, and he mentions that the show was 'cancelled before its time.'



* Mr. ''Blowfish'', anyone?

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* Mr. Paul ''Blowfish'', anyone?



** The entire scene is funny in itself. Thalia is trying to drive the Sun Chariot (which Apollo turned into a shuttle bus to fit everyone) across the sky to Camp Half-Blood while everyone else is yelling directions at her and telling her to slow down and loosen up. Could also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome considering she was able to drive a ''flying'' shuttle buss all the way from Maine to long island without completely trashing it.

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** The entire scene is funny in itself. Thalia is trying to drive the Sun Chariot (which Apollo normally drives as a sports car, but turned into a shuttle bus to fit everyone) across the sky to Camp Half-Blood while everyone else is yelling directions at her and telling her to slow down and loosen up. Could also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome considering she was able to drive a ''flying'' shuttle buss bus all the way from Maine to long island Long Island without completely trashing it.



* Thalia's attempts to convert Zoe's thee-s and thou-s into you-s.

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* Thalia's attempts to convert Thalia constantly correcting Zoe's thee-s and thou-s into you-s.



* The scene where Aphrodite tells Percy to AlwaysSaveTheGirl. Especially at the start when the sudden exposure to Aphrodite reduces Percy to muttering incoherently while Ares is laughing outside of the car.
* Percy wondering how Kronos fit in to the disappearance of Artemis:

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* The scene where Aphrodite tells Percy to AlwaysSaveTheGirl. Especially at the start when [[DistractedByTheSexy the sudden exposure to Aphrodite reduces Percy to muttering incoherently while Ares is laughing outside of the car.
car.]]
* Percy wondering how Kronos fit fits in to the disappearance of Artemis:



* The General's first attempt to grow an army of soldiers with dragon teeth. His minion confuse the teeth with ''sabercat'' teeth, which ends up growing adorable kitties; The General is not amused. Made even better by the fact he delivered an evil speech about his army was going to be invincible, right before the kitties appear. [[spoiler: One of these cats reappears in ''The House Of Hades''.]]

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* The General's first attempt to grow an army of soldiers with dragon teeth. His minion confuse confuses the teeth with ''sabercat'' teeth, which ends up growing adorable kitties; kitties. The General is not amused. Made even better by the fact that this is after he delivered delivers an evil speech about his army was going to be invincible, most invincible army, right before the kitties appear. [[spoiler: One of these cats reappears in ''The House Of Hades''.]]



-->'''Percy:''' There were a lot of answers I might've given, from "I knew that" to "LIAR!" to "Yeah right, and I'm Zeus."
* The name of Geryon's ranch: Triple G Ranch (GGG Ranch). I thought it had a subtle shoutout to ''WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}}'', as Granny Puckett's nickname is "Triple G". Definitely no relation between the two.

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-->'''Percy:''' There were a lot of answers I might've given, from "I knew that" to "LIAR!" to "Yeah "[[AndImTheQueenOfSheba Yeah right, and I'm Zeus.Zeus]]."
* The name of Geryon's ranch: Triple G Ranch (GGG Ranch). I thought it had a subtle shoutout to ''WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}}'', as Granny Puckett's nickname is "Triple G". Definitely no relation between the two.
11th Sep '16 6:37:14 AM akanesarumara
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* The scene where Aphrodite tells Percy to AlwaysSaveTheGirl.

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* The scene where Aphrodite tells Percy to AlwaysSaveTheGirl. Especially at the start when the sudden exposure to Aphrodite reduces Percy to muttering incoherently while Ares is laughing outside of the car.
29th Aug '16 2:40:27 PM TheSarcasticBen
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* when Percy discovered that [[spoiler:Quintus is actually Daedalus]]. He couldn't decide what to say.

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* when When Percy discovered that [[spoiler:Quintus is actually Daedalus]]. He couldn't decide what to say.
20th Aug '16 5:11:35 AM akanesarumara
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* Talking about Hades, when the heroes finally confront him, he is hilariously pissed that [[EverybodyHatesHades people would think he was the one behind the theft]]. Percy suggests he would want a new war to get more subjects... and Hades angrily replies that, with all the people dying everyday (Especially with the WWI, WWII, Korean War, Persian Gulf War, War on Terror), he already has ''more'' subjects than he would want to or could possibly finance even with his gems and precious metals.
** In hindsight, his similar complaints about his Underworld expenses. His other form is Pluto, who lords over all riches underneath the earth - apparently he can't help ''himself'' too well.

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* Talking about Hades, when the heroes finally confront him, he is hilariously pissed that [[EverybodyHatesHades people would think he was the one behind the theft]]. Percy suggests he would want a new war to get more subjects... and Hades angrily replies that, with all the people dying everyday (Especially with the WWI, WWII, Korean War, Persian Gulf War, War on Terror), he already has ''more'' subjects than he would want to or could possibly finance even with his gems and precious metals.
organize. "Do you have any idea how many new subdivisions I had to set up just in the twentieth century?"
** In hindsight, his similar complaints about his Underworld expenses. His other form is Pluto, who lords over all riches underneath the earth (though Hades in this book claims ownership of all the gems and precious metals too) - apparently he can't help ''himself'' too well.
20th Aug '16 5:09:07 AM akanesarumara
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** Earlier, when Percy just arrives with the master bolt but hasn't taken it out yet...
-->'''Zeus:''' I should have shot you down with a lightning while you were on the plane!
-->'''Poseidon:''' And risk destroying your master bolt? Do think of what you're saying, brother.
20th Aug '16 5:03:04 AM akanesarumara
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* Poseidon's summation of his brother after Zeus threatens to kill Percy if he ever dares set foot in his domain (i.e., travels by airplane or anything similar): "He would be an exceptional god of theatre."
20th Aug '16 4:58:52 AM akanesarumara
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* Talking about Hades, when the heroes finally confront him, he is hilariously pissed that [[EverybodyHatesHades people would think he was the one behind the theft]]. Percy suggests he would want a new war to get more subjects... and Hades angrily replies that, with all the people dying everyday (Especially with the WWI, WWII, Korean War, Persian Gulf War, War on Terror), he already has ''more'' subjects than he would want to.

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* Talking about Hades, when the heroes finally confront him, he is hilariously pissed that [[EverybodyHatesHades people would think he was the one behind the theft]]. Percy suggests he would want a new war to get more subjects... and Hades angrily replies that, with all the people dying everyday (Especially with the WWI, WWII, Korean War, Persian Gulf War, War on Terror), he already has ''more'' subjects than he would want to.to or could possibly finance even with his gems and precious metals.
7th Aug '16 7:41:41 PM Iris
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** Also, Percy finding out about his punishment initially:
---> '''Percy:''' You must have done something really bad to deserve that. [Beat] What was it?


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** Percy's annoyance that the Olympians' BigScrewedUpFamily shtick is once again giving him trouble, this time in the form of slowing him down when he's on the clock.
--->'''Percy:''' If you're gonna kill me, could you, like...get on with it?
--->[Beat]
--->'''Demeter:''' ''Well.'' This one does have an attitude.
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