History Funny / ModernWarfare

* In the "Al Ghillied Up" level, if you destroy the helicopter at the Church (which you were not supposed to do--it being a stealth mission and all), your superior officer will sardonically tell you to stop showing off.

* [[spoiler:Victor Zakhaev's death in the 4th game]] becomes unintentionally hilarious if you have "A bad year" cheat turned on. You charge towards him, and he shoots himself in slow-motion... and explodes into a pile of tires. Even funnier is Grigg's comment.

* When [[spoiler: the EMP hits the East Coast and aircraft start dropping out of the sky like rain]] "Second Sun", Corporal Dunn succinctly voices what everyone is thinking.
-->'''Corporal Dunn''': "'''''HOLY SHIT!'''''

* In "Sins of the Father," [[spoiler:Victor's death]] becomes unintentionally hilarious if you have "A bad year" cheat turned on. You charge towards him, and he shoots himself in slow-motion... and explodes into a pile of tires. Even funnier is Grigg's comment.

* In "One Shot, One Kill", there's a chance where you can pass by some wild dogs eating a carcass. Letting them be will result in them attacking the enemy soldiers unexpectedly.

-->'''Captain Price''': That was an improvement, but it's not hard to improve on garbage.

* Makarov running over a hapless Russian soldier [[spoiler: during Yuri's flashback.]]

* In the "Al Ghillied Up" level, if you destroy the helicopter at the Church (which you were not supposed to do--it being a stealth mission and all), your superior officer will sardonically tell you to stop showing off.

---> '''Griggs:''' Oh you gotta be shittin' me!

* USELESS WANKER!

--->"Oi, Suzy!" *thwack*

* In the "Al Ghillied Up" level, if you destroy the helicopter at the Church (which you were not supposed to do--it being a stealth mission and all), your superior officer will sardonically tell you to stop showing off

* In [=MW2=], Pvt. James "[[DoAnythingSoldier DO]] [[MemeticMutation EVERYTHING]]" Ramirez being ordered to effectively carry entire missions gets [[OverlyLongGag so overdone that it ends up being quite amusing]].

* In [=MW2=], Pvt. James "[[DoEverythingSoldier DO]] [[MemeticMutation EVERYTHING]]" Ramirez being ordered to effectively carry entire missions gets [[OverlyLongGag so overdone that it ends up being quite amusing]].

* Meta-example : 2011 game of the year award on every game review websites are tense with ''Battlefield 3'' and ''Modern Warfare 3'' just asking for a final showdown we're all waiting for. Gamespot's best shooting game of 2011 award goes to [[spoiler: ''Gears of War 3'']].

* In the Manhattan Stock Exchange, you see that everyone's stocks are dropping (obviously, since there is a battle in New York going on RIGHT NOW)... except for Infinity Ward, Treyarch, Activision, and Sledgehammer Games. I find that oddly hilarious.

* Meta-example : 2011 game of the year award on every game review websites are tense with Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 just asking for a final showdown we're all waiting for. Gamespot's best shooting game of 2011 award goes to [[spoiler: Gears of War 3]].

* Soap: "We'll stick out like bollocks on a bulldog."

* When entering the semi-ruined house on Brookmere Road, one of the first things you will see is a Russian soldier examining the contents of the fridge.

* Here's one from "Persona non Grata". "Yuri! We need to get Soap to the chopper!" *chopper crashes into the hospital room*.

* In the [[BlandNameProduct New York- I mean]] ''[[BlandNameProduct Manhattan]]'' [[BlandNameProduct Stock Exchange]], you see that everyone's stocks are dropping (obviously, since there is a battle in New York going on RIGHT NOW)... except for Infinity Ward, Treyarch, Activision, and Sledgehammer Games. I find that oddly hilarious.

* In the [[BlandNameProduct New York- I mean]] ''[[BlandNameProduct Manhattan]]'' [[BlandNameProduct Stock Exchange]], you see that everyone's stocks are dropping (obviously, since there is a battle in New York going on RIGHT NOW)... except for Infinity Ward, Treyarch, Activision, and Sledgehammer Games. I find that oddly hilarious.

* A bit of [[MoodWhiplash unintentional humor]] in a mission where you have to protect [[spoiler: The Russian President]] from an assassination attempt. You get him safely to the helicopter, and open the door only to be [[spoiler: shot by Makarov, in a fashion similar to how he offed Joseph Allen in [=MW2=].]] It became a bit of a mood disruptor when one started to half-expect that to happen every time someone went to open a door.

* In "Wolverines", you can set up the sentry gun on the roof of the restaurant to shoot at Russians that are coming up from an access hatch. However, just like when they rope out of a helicopter, if you shoot them on a ladder they skip the death animation and become limp and weightless ragdolls. If they climb up onto the roof still in the ladder animation when the sentry gun shoots them, there is a good chance that a Russian soldier will be blasted off, cartwheeling hundreds of feet into the air...becoming a little black dot on the horizon.

-->[[NoKillLikeOverkill "Should have ]][[StuffBlowingUp used a knife?"]]

-->'''Wallcroft''': '''CHEEKY ''BASTARDS!'''''

* When Wallcroft and Burns are advancing up the escalator in "Mind The Gap" a Russian rolls a grenade down the steps. It is pretty easy to avoid, but Wallcroft's over-the-top reaction is hilarious.

-->'''Soap''': Who the bloody hell is Yuri?

--->"Oi, Suzy!" *thwack*