History Funny / KroboProductions

** "This, is a duck! This, is a [[NWordPrivileges nigga!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Of which you are one!]]"

''fucking you Wednesday.

** "Then he slapped me with his penis!"

** "For four years I treated that boy like my own son. Whatever he needed, whether it was pants or chicken, I was there for him!"

--->'''Carlton''': (''Flips Will's tray, walks towards the door'') No more hugs, Will.\\

'''Carlton''': Oh, okay. (''Walks back over to Will and hugs him'')

** "Do you think my family's ever gonna come back?" "Tit." *The end*

** "With [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] percent of the district's reporting, Judge Robertson has overwhelmingly defeated the district's reporting."

-->({{Beat}}) ...[[PrecisionFStrike fuck.]]
-->(Several rifles pop out of the bushes and start shooting at Yakky)
-->'''Yakky Doodle:''' Heeey! Don't shoot! [[BlatantLies I'm not smoking!]]
-->'''''LIAR'''''

-->'''Snagglepuss''': Good mornin' day! I'm gay! [[RunningGag An onion!]]

-->'''Yakky Doodle:''' I just love MASSACHUSETS!
-->'''Snagglepuss:''' I begs to differ. I'm a motherfucker!

-->'''Snagglepuss:''' Sheepskins, Snakeskins!
-->'''Ranger:''' [[WebAnimation/AwesomeSeries Now's my cue to come from nowhere,]] [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter with a Shotgun,]] '''''[[PreMortemOneLiner AND BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!]]'''''
-->(The Ranger shoots Snagglepuss with [[FreezeFrameBonus the tiny disembodied head of George W. Bush]], causing his head to explode into flames)

--> '''Sonic''': [[FoeYay I feel the need for Robotnik's penis!]] ''(runs off)''\\

-->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Fluttershy! You have a wonderful talent dealing with all sorts of animals!\\

--> '''Fluttershy:''' You're not a bad dragon, you just [[YouNeedToGetLaid need a Bad Dragon]]. Now go pack your things. You just need a Bad Dragon, that's all.

-->'''Spike:''' (''to Angel Bunny'') How does Fluttershy put up with all you furries!?\\

-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' When I was a little GIRL and my face was going dowwwwwwwwn, [[{{Hermaphrodite}} my PENIS]] would always make God frowwwwwwwn! I'd hide under my pillow, from what I thought I pillow, But GAY Grammy said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all! He said "Pinkie, you got you-- you you got you you you got you you you go- learn to ice your pillow. You'll see that they can't hurt you, you just laugh to make them die! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa su-u-u-u-us!" *squeak*

-->'''Scootaloo:''' We [[ClusterFBomb fuck the fight, fuck the walk, fuck the talk, eat the, uh, cock?]]

-->Bakin' these treats is such a bitch\\

-->'''Scootaloo:''' Wow, that's so awesome! Did you just come up with that now?\\

-->'''Applejack:''' So, all you have to do is make a DICK, and LICK IT?\\

--> Rarity: Sssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex! (song ends)

--> Rarity: Please, Diamond Dogs... please let me go!\\
Diamond Dog: Hmmm... nah.\\
Rarity: But whatever do you want from me?\\
Diamond Dog: Your precious little PUSSY!\\
Rarity: Oh! Is that all?\\
Diamond Dog: NO! Suck my dick!\\
Rarity: Dick.\\
Diamond Dog: Yes, we said dick! Suck them all!\\
Rarity: But I thought you wanted to FUCK me?

-->'''Twilight''': I used to wonder what the fuck friendship was / Until you French-kissed me\\

-->'''Gilda''': Come on, Rainbow Dash, I ''said'' sex!

-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Dearest Princess Celestia: Today I learned that it's impossible to control your own behavior. Your faithful student, Twi-(cuts to credits)

-->'''Bear''': Luna, do you have time to sing our goodbye song?
-->'''[[NamesTheSame Princess Luna]]''': Always, Bear.
-->''Hey this was pretty fucking gay!''
-->''We hope you liked it too!''
-->''Semen. But hey, I say, buttsex is okay.''
-->''Cause we'll fuck you very soos I know!''
-->''Very soos I know!''
-->''The moon, the bear and your bare ass''
-->''will be fucking you today,''
-->''fucking you Tuesday,''
-->''fucking you Wednesday.

--->'''Will:''' I just feel so guilty, Aunt Viv.
--->'''Vivian:''' I don't care.
--->'''Will:''' I know, Aunt Viv.

--> '''Phil:''' What can you say about Carlton? ...[[TriviallyObvious He was]] ''[[TriviallyObvious Carlton]]''. At this time, I'd like to invite someone with an especially warm memory of Carlton to come up here and share it with us.
--> ''(Mrs. Robertson walks up to Phil's podium)''
--> '''Mrs. Robertson''': Sex.
--> ''(A man applauds briefly in a forward-reverse effect.)''
--> '''Will:''' Did he not feel paaAAAIIIN when he was huuuUUUURT? I mean- I mean- I mean- I mean- did he not shit? Did he not dreerj? He was only human, but yes, he was CHICKEN AND WAFFLES. And I fail to believe the world can profit from a man's dick. Each and every one of you should be really ashamed of yourselves!\\

--> '''Phil''': ''What!?'' Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds!?!\\

--->'''Carlton''': Gee, dad, why don't you just [[RunningGag make me a sandwich?]]
--->'''Phil''': I did it.
--->''(a sandwich appears in Carlton's hand)''
--->'''Phil''': [[CallBack Sex]].

--->'''Carlton''': 'Not available'? Perhaps you should let [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush George]] k[[RunningGag NO]]w that, as Carlton, I'm in a position to scratch his bush if he'll scratch mine, capisce? [{{beat}}] Hell[[RunningGag O]]?

--> '''Will''': This is my mother Carlton.... NOOOO!\\

--> '''Uncle Phil:''' YOU DID [[Creator/TerryCrews WHAT?!?]] ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS MOM-OM-''OM-OM''?! What you did was not only humiliating... ''[makes hand gestures]'' ''(to Will, calmly)'' If you were me... what would you do?
--> '''Will:''' A Pizza Hut inna Garage?
--> '''Uncle Phil:''' AHAHAHAHA! I like that, you go... ''[mimics driving a car]'' [[HaHaHaNo LOOK!]] YOU BIG-EARED FREERF! YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY... ''[continues ad nauseam, with each "AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY" ascending in pitch]''\\

--> '''Uncle Phil''': "Fuck Philip Banks. Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank-making operation out of his banks."\\

-->'''Maitre'd:''' Whouououo are you?
-->'''Will:''' Whouououo am I? I'M A BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT BLACK MAN.

-->'''Phil''': "WHAT?! Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back!!"

--> '''Will:''' To me, Heaven has to be [[BrickJoke a cross between a]] [[CallBack Dikekike video and Chicken an' Winnigish]]!"

--> "I'd like to welcome you to the memorial for Philip Banks. Saying a few words on the behalf of the departed [[MindScrew will be Philip Banks]]."
--> "What can you say about Philip Banks?" (Audience looks blank) "What the heck can you say about Philip Banks?!...Okay somebody bury this.

-->'''Carlton''': (''Flips Will's tray, walks towards the door'') No more hugs, Will.\\

-->'''Geoffrey''': (''Picks up phone, deep voice'') Children. (''Two noises'')\\

--> '''Twilight:''' ''[sighs, annoyed]'' That pony is a fuel!\\

--> '''Twilight''': Oh good, [[YuriGenre yuri]]. I'm going to fuck you, [[BlackComedyRape and I'm not taking no for an answer.]]\\

-->'''Sakurai''': Konninnonninnonninnonninnonninnonni\\

--> '''German:''' ''(translated)'' Sup guys. Here's Hitler and stuff. ''[He spontaneously phases out of existence, as Hitler walks up to the microphone.]''

--> '''Cat in the Hat:''' EEGS!

-->Mr. Grirch\\

-->'''Grirch:''' I will [[CargoShip fuck the tree.]] [[BrokenRecord Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree.]]\\

--> "Your brain is [[VisualPun full of]] UsefulNotes/{{Spain}}. [[CaptainObvious You've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders. You've got thirty-NINE [[Franchise/SpiderMan AND A HALF]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch.\\

--> '''Elderly Lady:''' Oh dear, I'm old. Penis.

--> ''Go eat Taco Bell, la le lu''\\

-->'''Man:''' Mmm... [[VideoGame/HotelMario Nasty!]]\\

-->'''Ringmaster:''' "That's lesson two; obesity!"
-->'''Yogi:''' "That one I'll remember, Sir!"

-->'''Ringmaster:''' "That's it, Yogi! Back and forth with a chair!"
-->'''Yogi:''' "What chair?"

-->'''Boo-Boo:''' "I'll miss Yogi, he's my best friend."

-->''[[spoiler:Before he died his entire life flashed before his eyes, which included the moment he came out of his mom's vagina. So yes.]]''

-->'''Bunnie:''' "Sally, did y'all figure out why these silly throwin' arms keep breakin'?"
-->'''Sally:''' "Yes!"
-->'''Rotor:''' "Uh-huh."
-->'''Sally and Rotor:''' "The cock!"
-->'''Rotor''': "They're made of wood!"
-->'''Sally:''' "So, when we increase our pussy weight, they break!"
-->'''Rotor:''' "They're made of wood!"

-->'''Sally:''' "[[BlatantLies This is not a game, Sonic!]]"

-->'''Tails:''' "You miss Uncle Chuck?"
-->'''Sonic:''' "I don't know."

-->'''Singers:''' Look out, when he storms through, Sonic the naked hedgehog! Aaaah!"

** The Warrant cameo.

-->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' "We came as fast as we could!" \\

--> '''Applejack:''' "Can you believe the new baby is here?" \\

--> '''Dr. Phil:''' "Okay. Well, I'm here with Rick and Denise." ''(growls)'' "Mother-in-law's here. How do you feel about your son-in-law here?" \\

'''[[CrossesTheLineTwice (Jesus punches Steven in the face and he falls to hell)]]'''

--->'''Will''': (upset; high pitched) [[TheUnintelligible WAAAyaaaYAAAyaaaYAOW WAheowyeoow ow EEEeeeEEE...]] I WAS MINDIN' MY ''DAMN'' BUSINESS, EATIN' SOME ''DAMN'' FRUIT! (Will's body spasms; [[NonSequitur the duck jar is shot,]] [[VideoGame/DuckHunt is picked up by the Duck Hunt dog]]) [=HAAwoowwaAAWWOWoow!=] I WAS MINDIN' MY [[StupidStatementDanceMix DEE DEE DEEEE DEE DEE MY DEE DEE DEEE DE DE MY DEE DEE DEEEEE DEE DEE!]] (leaves; quietly) hooooooo.

'''Applejack:''' [[NakedPeopleAreFunny My private parts.]]\\
(The CMC stare at Applejack's "private parts".)\\
'''Applejack:''' Well don't thank me all at once.

--> Rarity: Sssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex *song ends*

--> '''Twilight Sparkle''': A pony whose contributions to--\\

'''Twilight Sparkle''': Exactly! And--\\

-->'''Man:''' Mmm...[[VideoGame/HotelMario Nasty!]]\\

''[Camera pulls back, reveals [[WesternAnimation/SonicSatAM Antoine]] beside Twilight]''\\

--> '''Rainbow Dash''': If being cool is all you care about, maybe you should go fuck yourself!

** "I'm gonna [[BringMyBrownPants shit my pants up]]" "Dad, how could you say--" "NUMBERS, ''NUMBERS, '''NUMBERS'''''"

** Snagglepuss [[EarWorm singing]] [[Music/BlackSabbath "Iron Man"]].

*** "Boys, let me tell you somethin' about women. "[[ExactWords Somethin' about women.]" "

--->'''Carlton''': (attacks Will with energy blasts) SHISH SHISH SHISH SHISH (charges up and unleashes an explosive blast) SHIIIIIIISH!

** "Okay, I think you know who you're talking to. I'm Carlton. Carlton Banks you're talking to. Carlton. It's Carlton Carlton Carlton Carlton Carlton..."(gets thrown back in jail)

'''Man''': "And who are you?"\\
'''Will''': "[[Film/TheBigLebowski I'm The Dude]]."\\

--->'''Will''': (upset; high pitched) [[TheUnintelligible WAAAyaaaYAAAyaaaYAOW WAheowyeoow ow EEEeeeEEE...]] I was mindin' my ''damn'' buisness, eatin' some ''damn'' fruit! (Will's body spasms; [[NonSequitur the duck jar is shot,]] [[VideoGame/DuckHunt is picked up by the Duck Hunt dog]]) [=HAAwoowwaAAWWOWoow!=] I mindin' my [[StupidStatementDanceMix DEE DEE DEEEE DEE DEE my DEE DEE DEEE DE DE my DEE DEE DEEEEE DEE DEE!]] (leaves; quietly) hooooooo.

** "I am not a KILLER! [[InstantlyProvenWrong *BANG!*]]"

**
--->'''Vivian:''' How you doin' baby?

** "I am not a *BANG!* killer!"

''(The man begins applauding sarcastically, until his applause speeds up and starts to sound like popcorn popping. The audience applauds.)''

'''Rainbow''': Big ad-" (cue the syllable "vent" several times, to the tune of ''TheMagicSchoolBus'' theme)\\

--> '''Will:''' A Pizza Hut in a Garage?
--> '''Uncle Phil:''' AHAHAHAHA! I like it when you go... ''[mimics driving a car]'' [[HaHaHaNo LOOK!]] YOU BIG-EARED FREAERF! YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY... ''[continues ad nauseam, with each "AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY" ascending in pitch]''\\

--> '''Twilight''': Oh good, [[YuriGenre yuri]]. I'm going to fuck you, and I'm not taking no for an answer.\\

''I will fuck you, when the rain starts to fall.''\\

** "Hey this was pretty fucking gay!" "We hope you liked it too!"
** "But hey, I say, buttsex is okay"
** "The bear, the moon and my bear ass."

** "Boys, let me tell you somethin' about women. Nevavevavevav. [=NeVAvevaveVAv=]."

** "Boys, let me tell you somethin' about women. Nevavevavevav. NeVAvevaveVAv."