History Funny / KroboProductions

* Virtually all of [[youtube.com/watch?v=u_im-zOxZ1U Robotnik Captures Smiling Friends]], but highlights include the entire forcefield gag: Robotnik captures Sonic in a trap ([[TooDumbToLive or, rather, Sonic deliberately and singlemindedly places]] ''himself'' in the trap) and Sonic proceeds to [[PottyFailure shit himself in pure fear]]. Robotnik proceeds to hyperfixate on this [[OverlyLongGag and spends the next four gags ranting on and on about how "Sonic crapped in the forcefield!"]]

'''[[CrossesTheLineTwice (Jesus punches Steven in the face and he falls to Hell)]]'''

'''Will''': (upset; high pitched) [[TheUnintelligible WAAAyaaaYAAAyaaaYAOW SCREAMing at EEEeeeEEE...]]!? I WAS MINDIN' MY ''DAMN'' BUSINESS, EATIN' SOME ''DAMN'' FRUIT! (Will's body spasms; [[NonSequitur the duck jar is shot,]] [[VideoGame/DuckHunt prompting laughter from the Duck Hunt dog]]) [=HAAwoowwaAAWWOWoow!=] I WAS MINDIN' MY [[VoiceClipSong DEE DEE DEEEE DEE DEE MY DEE DEE DEEE DE DE MY DEE DEE DEEEEE DEE DEE DAMN FRUIT!]] (leaves; quietly) hooooooo.

*** "Womens are trip, Uncle Funcle!"

'''Paramedic:''' Could be because you are an asshole.

'''Will''': Yes, I did, 'til you ate all my breffmints, idiot! You know what? [[DisproportionateRetribution Let's kill each other]]. '(''stabs Kathleen with a knife'')\\

*** "Your first shorr story and your first short story in the same room."

''(The man begins applauding, until his applause speeds up and starts to sound like popcorn popping. The audience applauds.)''

'''Will''': (upset; high pitched) [[TheUnintelligible WAAAyaaaYAAAyaaaYAOW WAheowyeoow ow EEEeeeEEE...]] I WAS MINDIN' MY ''DAMN'' BUSINESS, EATIN' SOME ''DAMN'' FRUIT! (Will's body spasms; [[NonSequitur the duck jar is shot,]] [[VideoGame/DuckHunt prompting laughter from the Duck Hunt dog]]) [=HAAwoowwaAAWWOWoow!=] I WAS MINDIN' MY [[VoiceClipSong DEE DEE DEEEE DEE DEE MY DEE DEE DEEE DE DE MY DEE DEE DEEEEE DEE DEE!]] (leaves; quietly) hooooooo.

*** "Women is a trip, Uncle Funcle!"

'''Phil''': *grabs Will's chest and rises from the couch [[EvilLaugh laughing]]*

** "YOUR '''GRANDCHILDREN''' ARE GONNA NEED '''GRANDCHILDREN''' LAWYERS"

** After this, Carlton promptly turns into [[Videogame/Mother3 Lucas]].

'''Geoffrey''': (''Cuts him off by making a noise'') [[ComedicSociopathy Die a violent death]]. (''Hangs up'')

'''Paramedic:''' Good, because you're an asshole.

'''Will''': Yes, I did, 'til you ate all my breffmints, idiot! You know what? [[DisproportionateRetribution Let's kill each other]]. ''Come on!'' (''stabs Kathleen with a knife'')\\

'''Will''': WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK?! [[BrickJoke YOU ATE ALL MY BREFFMINTS]]!
*** After this, the family proceeds to gang up on and mock Phil to the point he starts crying, which Carlton responds to by kicking him over. Phil proceeds to retaliate by [[BlackComedyRape turning his attention to his son]], so to speak.
** Uncle Phil violently throws baby Carlton out of the house for crying. In response, Will calls for a policeman, who promptly materializes into the scene, and tells him to arrest Uncle Phil [[FelonyMisdemeanor for eating his breffmints]].

--->'''Lisa''': I thought you liked me!\\
'''Will''': Yes, I did, 'til you ate all my breffmints, idiot! You know what? [[DisproportionateRetribution Let's kill each other]]. ''Come on!'' (''stabs Lisa with a knife'')\\
'''Lisa''': [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Ow]]. You are so rude!\\

'''Lisa''': Mention those breffmints one more time, I'm gonna screaercs!\\
'''Will''': (''[[InTheBack impales Lisa with a katana]]'') ''Breffmints''.\\
'''Lisa''': ''SCREAERCS''!

'''Will'''" Yes, I did, 'til you ate all my breffmints, idiot!
--->'''Will''': You know what? [[DisproportionateRetribution Let's kill each other]]. ''Come on!'' (''stabs Lisa with a knife'')\\

--->'''Phil''': (''freezes after a loud crack'') [[GroinAttack I think my dick broke]].\\

--->'''Will:''' Man, you can drop ''deaaaaad''.
'''Robertson:''' ''(drops dead)''\\

** "Oh my god. He's ''God.''" '''''HAAAAAAAAAAALLELUJAAAAH.'''''

'''Vivian:''' I don't care.\\

** "I'd like to welcome you all to the memorial for Carlton. Saying a few words on behalf of the departed will be Phillips."

'''Will:''' Did he not feel paaAAAIIIN when he was huuuUUUURT? I mean- I mean- I mean- I mean- did he not shit? Did he not dreerj? He was only human, but yes, he was CHICKEN AND WAFFLES. And I fail to believe the world can profit from a man's dick. Each and every one of you should be really ashamed of yourselves!\\

** Will and Carlton watching ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', with Geoffrey holding an Applejack toy when they ask if he likes ponies.
--->'''Phil''': ''What!?'' Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds!?!\\
'''Carlton''': I know I am, dad. ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXkx-PSwbG4&t=16m10s cue dance beat]])

** "[[RunningGag Would you make me a sandwich?]]"
--->'''Carlton''': Gee, dad, why don't you just [[RunningGag make me a sandwich?]]\\
'''Phil''': I did it.\\
''(a sandwich appears in Carlton's hand)''\\
'''Phil''': [[CallBack Sex]].
*** "[[RunningGag No!]]"
---->'''Carlton''': 'Not available'? Perhaps you should let [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush George]] k[[RunningGag NO]]w that, as Carlton, I'm in a position to scratch his bush if he'll scratch mine, capisce? [{{beat}}] Hell[[RunningGag O]]?

** "To me, Heaven has to be a cross between a Dikekike video and.... chicken an' winnigish! See, it's like... I could have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other!"
** Uncle Phil reads a leaflet from Judge Robertson:
--->'''Uncle Phil''': "Fuck Philip Banks. Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank-making operation out of his banks."\\
'''Carlton''': But, dad, aren't some of those banks?\\
'''Will''': ''[[[AsideGlance looks at the camera]]]''\\
'''Vivian''': Carlton, honey, they're all lulz.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8&t=8m18s Upon seeing that Will is upset]], Cartlon, Hilary and Ashley decide to [[DisproportionateRetribution attack him]].
--->'''Carlton''': (attacks Will with energy blasts) SHISH SHISH SHISH SHISH (charges up and unleashes an explosive blast) SHIIIGIIISH!\\
'''Will''': (upset; high pitched) [[TheUnintelligible WAAAyaaaYAAAyaaaYAOW WAheowyeoow ow EEEeeeEEE...]] I WAS MINDIN' MY ''DAMN'' BUSINESS, EATIN' SOME ''DAMN'' FRUIT! (Will's body spasms; [[NonSequitur the duck jar is shot,]] [[VideoGame/DuckHunt prompting laughter from the Duck Hunt dog]]) [=HAAwoowwaAAWWOWoow!=] I WAS MINDIN' MY [[VoiceClipSong DEE DEE DEEEE DEE DEE MY DEE DEE DEEE DE DE MY DEE DEE DEEEEE DEE DEE!]] (leaves; quietly) hooooooo.

** This part:
---> '''Will''': This is my mother Carlton.... NOOOO!\\
'''Carlton''': I wanna grow! ''[grows for a second]'' ...woah!\\
'''Geoffrey''': You two are reeaaallllyyyyylllllaeeee-!
** Uncle Phil blowing his top:
--->'''Uncle Phil:''' YOU DID [[Creator/TerryCrews WHAT?!?]] ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS MOM-OM-''OM-OM''?! What you did was not only humiliating... ''[makes hand gestures]'' ''(to Will, calmly)'' If you were me... what would you do?\\
'''Will:''' A Pizza Hut inna Garage?\\
'''Uncle Phil:''' AHAHAHAHA! I like that, you go... ''[mimics driving a car]'' [[HaHaHaNo LOOK!]] YOU BIG-EARED FREERF! YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY... ''[continues ad nauseam, with each "AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY" ascending in pitch]''\\
'''Will:''' Y'know... really, I don't mind the yelling... but did he have to sp-sp-sp-sp-spiips?

** "Yeah, Carlton Banks. That's 'B-E-A-E-N-K-E-S'. No 'E'."

** [[spoiler:NOTICE OF TERMINATION (you're fired). REASON: Tampering with the Ogre.]] funnier seeing as [[spoiler:the night guard's head was blown off prior.]]

* -* The Warrant cameo.
-->'''Warrant:''' "She's my Pinkie Pie! Shit on your face! Ten miles why'd! Taste so good, make a grown man cry - sweet Pinkie Pie!" \\