History Funny / Kickassia

* Spoony's (intentionally) hilariously over-the-top, ridiculously scene chewing, somewhat [[NightmareFuel scary]] transformation into [[spoiler:Dr. Insano]].

** Someone in the chat asked [[spoiler: IronLiz]] if he really ''was'' that pale, she replied, [[IncrediblyLamePun "Well, he pales by comparison."]]

-->''[Everyone laughs harder.]''

--> '''[=LordKat=]:''' Hell no, it's a stupid idea; but thankfully we're in Nevada, so we can just whore out Benzaie.

* During the epic LockAndLoadMontage, while others are gearing up with their signature weapons and awesome music is playing, Handsome Tom changes his "hero" shirt to one that reads "villain" instead and [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome just sort of shrugs as if saying that yeah, that's all the preparation he's doing.]]

** Lee's description of the act of drinking water is made of WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome.

* [=JewWario=] recently revealed that sometime between takes (and before sunburn had fully set in), the cast members compared complexions to see who was the "whitest guy" on the set. [[spoiler: Linkara won.]]
** When someone asked [[spoiler: IronLiz]] if he really ''was'' that pale, she replied, [[IncrediblyLamePun "Well, he pales by comparison."]]

* The "Landing Day" video includes a segment of Bargo taking lunch orders for the cast and crew:
-->'''Bargo:''' Hey Noah, what was it you said about Taco Bell?

*** And turned into a {{Brick Joke}} in Paw's "Top 9 Video Game Music Composers."

-->''[[{{BeatPanel}} (Beat.) ]]''

* Kevin Baugh's multiple personalities. Bit of a {{Crowning Moment Of Awesome}} too, for Doug having the guts to ask him to do it.

* The Critic breaking out of {{Large Ham}} mode in mid-sentence, to admit that he does sometimes get tired of speaking in a deep, commanding voice all the time.

* N Bison's face when he says "''[[HogansHeroes Hogan's Heroes]]'' Time."

-->'''Linkara''': "I can do this Joe! I've seen ''{{Patton}}'' [[IKnowMortalKombat over a hundred times!]]"

* And Spoony's commentary reveals that he was pretty much the only person who got through the shoot in one piece despite his Jones fracture giving him a reputation as {{Made Of Plasticine}}. And then he's still worried that he was a Typhoid Mary for some kind of parched throat disease that everyone started complaining of a couple days after he first noticed it.

** '''''[[ThisIsSparta DAMN. IT. MA. TI.]]'''''

-->'''Film Brain:''' ''[[StepfordSmiler (spacey, adoring grin)]]'' I would '''''never''''' leave you, Critic!

-->'''[=JewWario=]''': Does SimCity count?

* This far, and no mention of the rousing speech using a comparison to ''Nazis'' as both a negative and a positive?

** In a deleted scene, the triumphant declaration "WE'RE NAZIS!" is immediately followed by a shot of [=JewWario=] smiling nervously as he tucks in his Star of David necklace.

--> '''Phelous''': Okay, first of all it's "Phelous" not "Phallus", and second of all, the guy is standing right there looking at you. Why don't you send the signal yourself?
--> '''Critic''' *chuckle* Phallus *dope slap* Just do it.

* Handsome Tom is their flagpole with the entire group doing their Kickassia salute to him.

-->'''Lee:''' You feel beautiful.

* Linkara's response to everyone else wanting Spoony to unleash Dr. Insano...

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** This could also be a lampshade on how homemade this is produced. You first see his feet push his body up, then cuts to a close-up of him from the chest up! With the tone of everything else in the film, some viewers actually did believe for a second that the Critic WAS floating!

--->'''N.Bison''': But it ''is'' science!

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-->'''N. Bison:''' WAIT! I have an idea!

* The beginning of the assault, with the Critic prancing through the garden was priceless.

* N.C surrendering the country back to Baugh.

-->'''TGWTG Army''': *Roaring as they push the ladder over the fence.*

-->'''Starsky23:''' Nice.

-->'''That Guy With The Braces:''' [[StreetFighter OF]] [[RunningGag COURSE!]]

** When someone asked [[spoiler: IronLiz]] if he really ''was'' that pale, she replied, [[IncrediblyLamePun "Well, he pales by comparison."]]

*** And after waving, Linkara gives him a [[RedDwarf Rimmer salute]].

--->'''Linkara:''' DO YOU WANT ME TO [[ShoutOut TELL YOU]] [[TheSpoonyExperiment ABOUT]] [[IncrediblyLamePun DISNEYLAND]]!?!?!

'''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': ''(picks up)'' Hello?\\

--> '''Critic:''' [[WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick NostalgiaChick]] will be your vice president!

--->'''Critic:''' Do it for the team, Spoony. And for me... and I messed up my line... so let's do it again!
--->'''Chester A. Bum:''' (after tripping) I hurt my footsie!
--->'''N. Bison:''' (after Chris Larios forgets his line) '''[[LargeHam You fail!]]'''
--->'''Critic:''' What is this place? Where's my room, where are my things, where's my bed? ({{Beat}}) ...Where's Ma-Ti's line?

--->'''TGWTG Army''': *Roaring as they push the ladder over the fence.*
--->''{{beat}}''
--->'''Spoony''': Sabotage!

---> '''Critic:''' That is the ''[[HoYay gayest]]'' thing.

---> '''Critic:''' Because I said so! And I will be your president!
---> '''Everybody else:''' Hooray!
---> '''Critic:''' [[WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick NostalgiaChick]] will be your vice president!
---> '''Everybody else:''' Hooray!
---> '''Critic:''' And my cape just came undone!
---> '''Everybody else:''' Hooray!!

---> '''[=NChick=]:''' Sure, [[TakeThat and 8-Bit Mickey is more than 5 feet tall]].
---> '''8-bit Mickey, off camera''': I'm taller than you!

---> [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking "I say we kill him!"]]

---> '''Chris Larios:''' And do you really think other nations will trade goods and valuables just for video games?
---> '''[=LordKat=]:''' Hell no, it's a stupid idea; but thankfully we're in Nevada, so we can just whore out Benzaie.

--->'''Doug (to Phelous):''' After all the good ideas I came up with for you-- DAH! *Phelous shoves him against the refrigerator*
--->(beat)
--->'''Doug''': You're really going to kill me, aren't you?

--->'''Critic (to Chick)''' Seeing how I'm going to be president, I'm going to have to choose my vice-president. *''Hits her''* '''It's not you!'''

----> '''Film Brain''': "You could hear a pin ''drop''."

--->'''Starsky23:''' Nice.
--->'''wonderBOY316:''' What are you going to do next year?
--->'''[=GrouchoMarxist=]:''' Same thing he does every year, I suppose. [[PinkyAndTheBrain Try to take over the world!]]
--->'''That Guy With The Braces:''' [[StreetFighter OF]] [[RunningGag COURSE!]]

--> I bought three or four boxes of differnt candies like Starburst and M&M's and Skittles and crap. I brought it back with me, I left it in the car though, 'cause I was too busy passing out regular food to everybody, and I completely forgot about it. Later on, because the house had to be deserted for some of the Insano fight scenes and whatnot, everyone else was gathered into the cars. [[WebOriginal/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] finds the candy and starts eating it himself, I think he was distribuiting it, but I was just like:

--> I bought three or four boxes of differnt candies like Starburst and M&M's and Skittles and crap. I brought it back with me, I left it in the car though, 'cause I was too busy passing out regular food to everybody, and I completely forgot about it. Later on, because the house had to be deserted for some of the Insano fight scenes and whatnot, everyone else was gathered into the cars. [[AngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] finds the candy and starts eating it himself, I think he was distribuiting it, but I was just like:

'''NostalgiaCritic''': ''(picks up)'' Hello?\\

---> '''Critic:''' NostalgiaChick will be your vice president!

* Phelan getting mad at Lewis for not bringing his ship at SuburbanKnights in a monotone voice and Lewis breaking down in response.
* Nash getting his dream at being in SuburbanKnights crushed and Phelan and Allison suggesting he should use the method she used in [[http://blip.tv/OLPresents/kickassia-dvd-plug-4302290 this video]].

** The candy stories.

** When someone asked [[spoiler: Iron Liz]] if he really ''was'' that pale, she replied, [[IncrediblyLamePun "Well, he pales by comparison."]]

** The repairman/window washer/Hispanic Batman/whatever coming down within view of the camera at exactly the wrong time. Then, the crew decides to not do any window shots and the guy starts shouting loud enough to interrupt their lines.

-->'''N. Bison:''' MY ASS KICKED! YES! ME GETTING MY ASS KICKED!...No, wait!

* Linkara planning his battle strategy with the game of Risk. Complete with an obligatory cameo by [[spoiler:Board James]], which leads them to get confused and actually think they're playing the game.

* The completely random cameo by [[spoiler: [[TheAngryVideogameNerd James Rolfe]] as Board James, who gives a quick explanation of Risk.]]
** '''Linkara:''' Wow! Thanks [[spoiler: Board James!]]
** [[spoiler: '''Board James:''']] And thank you for the... obligatory cameo.

** Santa Crist's blooper line to the reviewers went, "Aren't you glad that people actually give a crap about what you have to say? I mean you're dorks! (cue laughter from everyone) Come on!