History Funny / Kickassia

--> '''Kevin Baugh''': Just a head's up guys, Molossia might be under attack in a couple minutes or so.
--> '''Kevin Baugh's Family''': (not looking up from reading) Mm-hmm.
** They do this throughout the movie, too.
** Later, after the invasion:
--> '''Angry Joe''': [[NoIndoorVoice Molossia has been conquered, a new dawn of government is upon us! HAHAHAHAHA!]]
--> '''Kevin Baugh's Family''': (not looking up from reading) Mm-hmm.
* "[[MaliciousMisnaming Phal]][[AccidentalInnuendo lus]], send the signal to sound the charge!"
** And then Paw plays the charge signal...on the kazoo.
** Phelous' deadpan reaction to the Critic's request is equally hilarious
--> '''Critic''': Phallus, send the signal to sound the charge!
--> '''Phelous''': Okay, first of all, it's "Phelous" not "Phallus", and second of all, the guy is standing right there looking at you. Why don't you send the signal yourself?
--> '''Critic''' *chuckle* Phallus. *dope slap* Just do it.

--> '''Bum:''' Long live Kickassia!
--> *cannon shell explodes at his feet*
--> '''Bum:''' Okay, I'm goin'. (turns around and runs away)

-->'''N. Critic:''' *in sing-song voice* Too bad I'm in cha-a-arge! GUILTY! *[[DropTheHammer bangs a squeaky mallet]]*

** The repairman/window washer/Mexican Franchise/SpiderMan/Hispanic Franchise/{{Batman}}/whatever coming down within view of the camera at exactly the wrong time. Then, the crew decides to not do any window shots and the guy starts shouting loud enough to interrupt their lines.

** The side-quest with Lupa and repairman/window washer/Mexican Franchise/SpiderMan[=/=]Franchise/{{Batman}}..

--> '''Linkara:''' Are you [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs high?!]]

* Bennett The Sage becoming the surgeon general of Kickassia, and having everyone (especially children and pregnant women) [[SmokingIsCool smoke cigarettes]] to [[CriticalResearchFailure increase their physical endurance and lung capacity.]]

* [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/5-second-movies/23081-kickassia-in-5-seconds Kickassia in 5 Seconds]]
** ....And the first viewer comments on the video:
-->'''Starsky23:''' Nice.
-->'''wonderBOY316:''' What are you going to do next year?
-->'''[=GrouchoMarxist=]:''' Same thing he does every year, I suppose. [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Try to take over the world!]]
-->'''That Guy With The Braces:''' [[StreetFighter OF]] [[RunningGag COURSE!]]

* Special Mention should be made of the [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/22252-kickassia-bloopers outtakes]].

** Even funnier is why he came to that conclusion: [[WhatAnIdiot his study's data sheet was upside down!]]

* Dr. Insano referencing StarWars.

** Spoony being Luke Skywalker in a parody of the famous LegCling StarWars poster.

* Kevin Baugh's multiple personalities. Bit of a CrowningMomentOfAwesome too, for Doug having the guts to ask him to do it.

* The sudden appearance (and departure) of [[spoiler:Dr Smith. ''"Spiiiiders!"'']]
** Along with Lord Kat's vaguely disturbed staring when [[spoiler:Spider-Smith shows up]].

* Spoony and the original Kickassian Space Program - [[spoiler: A ''stomp rocket.'']]

* Spoony's (intentionally) hilariously over-the-top, ridiculously scene chewing, somewhat scary transformation into [[spoiler:Dr. Insano]].

* Film Brain's [[spoiler:ambush on Cinema Snob.]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Cinema Snob]]''': What-What-What is that? Is that even English?

** And Doug's direction for Film Brain? [[spoiler:Impersonate a SWAT Team. Specifically, the entire team. ''At the same time'']].

* Linkara planning his battle strategy with the game of Risk. Complete with an obligatory cameo by [[spoiler:[[Creator/JamesRolfe Board James]]]], which leads them to get confused and actually think they're playing the game.
--> '''Linkara:''' Wow! Thanks [[spoiler: Board James!]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Board James:''']] And thank you for the... obligatory cameo.

* The Nostalgia Critic [[spoiler:killing Santa Christ, getting everyone to hold each others hands and having everyone (including the rest of the TGWTG Team not there with them) to wish Santa Christ back to life...and failing, resulting in them simply dumping Santa Christ's body in a dumpster.]]

** Also one of the cameos is [[spoiler:That Jewish Guy]], who reacts with "Wait, I'm supposed to say ''what''?"

* The Nostalgia Chick walks in on the Critic vs. Insano fight, grabs a bat, [[TheStarscream and attacks the Critic.]] He points her to Insano on the other side, she goes that way and attacks...the Critic again, because they've flipped around. [[spoiler: He still doesn't seem to get it, and casually punches her out.]]

* It seems the ending will just copy the brawl with Ask That Guy putting a stop to everything...[[spoiler:then he says he's here just for the sake of a cameo and lets everyone kick the Critic's ass.]]

* Spoony's explanation on how he got de-Insanoed: [[spoiler:"Eh, I got better."]]

* TheStinger: [[spoiler:An outtake of the fight between Critic and Insano, with Doug giving a breathless ThatsAllFolks.]]
* Critic [[spoiler:shooting the narrator.]]

* The Chick's childlike shame after [[spoiler: Santa Christ chastises her for questioning his reasons for taking three days to resurrect]]...then her childlike joy when [[spoiler: he hugs her and gives her Othello]].
* [[spoiler: Santa Christ's]] explanation of how he came back [[spoiler:"On the third day, I rise again, in fulfillment of the awesomeness."]]

** [=LordKat=], Bennett and [[spoiler:Palin!]]Nostalgia Chick's alternative ad-libbed lines.

* Creator/JewWario revealed during one of his livestreams that between takes (and before sunburn had fully set in), the cast members compared complexions to see who was the "whitest guy" on the set. [[spoiler: Linkara won.]]
** Someone in the chat asked [[spoiler: WebVideo/IronLiz]] if he really ''was'' that pale; she replied, [[IncrediblyLamePun "Well, he pales by comparison."]]

* Linkara planning his battle strategy with the game of Risk. Complete with an obligatory cameo by [[spoiler:[[JamesRolfe Board James]]]], which leads them to get confused and actually think they're playing the game.