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-->'''Iznogoud''': O, damn it, not with the crazies again!
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* This from ''Iznogoud Finally Caliph'':
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-->'''Iznogoud''': O, Oh, [[PrecisionFStrike damn it, it]], not with the crazies again!
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* This exchange from ''Iznogoud Finally Caliph'':
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* In ''Iznogoud Rockets to Stardom'', the Caliph is excited at the idea of going to the sky but refuses to go to the marketplace because he's "not going that far".
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* In ''Iznogoud "Iznogoud Rockets to Stardom'', Stardom", the Caliph is excited at the idea of going to the sky but refuses to go to the marketplace because he's "not going that far".
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* In ''Iznogoud's Returns'', one of the stories involves Iznogoud and Waat being stuck invisible, and the only way to become visible again is to have a frank laughter. While trying to find a solution, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Waat suggests they try making funny faces at each others]].
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* In ''Iznogoud's Returns'', one of the stories follow-up to "The Invisible Threat" involves Iznogoud and Waat Wa'at being stuck invisible, and the only way to become visible again is to have a frank laughter. good laugh. While trying to find a solution, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Waat Wa'at suggests they try making funny faces at each others]].other]].
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-->'''Caliph''': That's right. I wouldn't be walking to the moon.
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-->'''Caliph''': That's right. I wouldn't be walking to the moon.moon.
* In ''Iznogoud's Returns'', one of the stories involves Iznogoud and Waat being stuck invisible, and the only way to become visible again is to have a frank laughter. While trying to find a solution, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Waat suggests they try making funny faces at each others]].
* In ''Iznogoud's Returns'', one of the stories involves Iznogoud and Waat being stuck invisible, and the only way to become visible again is to have a frank laughter. While trying to find a solution, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Waat suggests they try making funny faces at each others]].
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-->'''Iznogoud''': I'm used to dumb puns.
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-->'''Iznogoud''': I'm used to dumb lame puns.
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-->'''Iznogoud''': [[LampshadeHanging I bet your firstname is Archie]]!
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-->'''Iznogoud''': [[LampshadeHanging I bet your firstname first name is Archie]]!
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-->'''Iznogoud''': I'm used to dumb puns
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-->'''Iznogoud''': I'm used to dumb punspuns.
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-->''Iznogoud''': Good! Now get out of my sight! ({{Beat}}) Wait! Just to make up for it, do you happen to have an idea?
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-->'''Iznogoud''': ([[BreakingTheFourthWall to the reader]]): Tell me he is kidding. (to Dilat) AN IDEA TO WIN THE LOTTERY, YOU DUMBASS!
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-->'''Iznogoud''': ([[BreakingTheFourthWall ''([[BreakingTheFourthWall to the reader]]): reader]])'': Tell me he is kidding. (to Dilat) ''(to Dilat)'' AN IDEA TO WIN THE LOTTERY, YOU DUMBASS!
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-->'''Iznogoud''': IT MEANS THAT WHEN YOU HAVE A COMPLETELY DUMBASS RIGHT HAND-MAN, YOU SHOULD IMMEDIATLY REPLACE HIM WITH... ({{Beat}}) ''replace''! Of course! Dilat, remind me to reward you for your brillant idea!
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-->'''Iznogoud''': IT MEANS THAT WHEN YOU HAVE A COMPLETELY DUMBASS RIGHT HAND-MAN, YOU SHOULD IMMEDIATLY REPLACE HIM WITH... ({{Beat}}) ''({{Beat}})'' ''replace''! Of course! Dilat, remind me to reward you for your brillant idea!
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-->'''Iznogoud: [=YOU DON'T MIND GOING TO THE MOON, BUT YOU WON'T WALK AS FAR AS BAGHDAD MARKETPLACE=]??'''
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-->'''Iznogoud: [=YOU YOU DON'T MIND GOING TO THE MOON, BUT YOU WON'T WALK AS FAR AS BAGHDAD MARKETPLACE=]??'''MARKETPLACE??'''
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-->'''Iznogoud''': [[GenreSavvy I'm used to dumb puns]]
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-->'''Iznogoud''': [[GenreSavvy I'm used to dumb puns]]puns
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-->'''Iznogoud''': Mhm... True. Then REMIND ME TO PUNISH YOU FOR NOT HAVING ANY IDEA! And DON'T forget to remind me!
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-->'''Iznogoud''': Mhm... True. Then REMIND ME TO PUNISH YOU FOR NOT HAVING ANY IDEA! And DON'T forget to remind me!me!
* In ''Iznogoud Rockets to Stardom'', the Caliph is excited at the idea of going to the sky but refuses to go to the marketplace because he's "not going that far".
-->'''Iznogoud: [=YOU DON'T MIND GOING TO THE MOON, BUT YOU WON'T WALK AS FAR AS BAGHDAD MARKETPLACE=]??'''
-->'''Caliph''': That's right. I wouldn't be walking to the moon.
* In ''Iznogoud Rockets to Stardom'', the Caliph is excited at the idea of going to the sky but refuses to go to the marketplace because he's "not going that far".
-->'''Iznogoud: [=YOU DON'T MIND GOING TO THE MOON, BUT YOU WON'T WALK AS FAR AS BAGHDAD MARKETPLACE=]??'''
-->'''Caliph''': That's right. I wouldn't be walking to the moon.
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-->'''Archivist''': Vhist Archie? Nah, I don't see... well anyway, I am the Archiv... ''({{beat}}. [[LateToThePunchline The Archivist suddenly bursts in laughter]])'' Ah ah ah! Archie Vhist! Hilarious! I have been Archivist for seventy years, and I never noticed!
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-->'''Archivist''': Vhist Archie? Nah, I don't see... well anyway, I am the Archiv... ''({{beat}}. [[LateToThePunchline The Archivist suddenly bursts in laughter]])'' Ah ah ah! [[StevenUlyssesPerhero Archie Vhist! Vhist!]] Hilarious! I have been Archivist for seventy years, and I never noticed!
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-->'''Archivist''': Ew... Indeed. How did you guess?
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--->'''Iznogoud''': Was that you who were screaming?
--->'''Guard''': [[BlatantLies I can't, Great Vizir; I am deaf and mute.]]
--->'''Iznogoud''': But... you just answered me!
--->'''Guard''' (surprised): Did I? But.... then... ({{Beat}}) I AM CURED! YIPEEEEEEEEEE!
--->'''Iznogoud''': O, damn it, not with the crazies again!
--->'''Guard''': [[BlatantLies I can't, Great Vizir; I am deaf and mute.]]
--->'''Iznogoud''': But... you just answered me!
--->'''Guard''' (surprised): Did I? But.... then... ({{Beat}}) I AM CURED! YIPEEEEEEEEEE!
--->'''Iznogoud''': O, damn it, not with the crazies again!
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--->'''Archivist''': Hello, Grand Vizir; my name is Vhist, and I am...
--->'''Iznogoud''': [[LampshadeHanging I bet your firstname is Archie]]!
--->'''Archivist''': Ew... Indeed. How did you guess?
--->'''Iznogoud''': [[GenreSavvy I'm used to dumb puns]]
--->'''Archivist''': Vhist Archie ? Nah, I don't see... well anyway, I am the Archiv... ({{beat}}. [[LateToThePunchline The Archivist suddenly burst in laugh]]) Ah ah ah! Archie Vhist! Hilarious! I have been Archivist for seventy years, and I never noticed!
--->'''Iznogoud''': [[LampshadeHanging I bet your firstname is Archie]]!
--->'''Archivist''': Ew... Indeed. How did you guess?
--->'''Iznogoud''': [[GenreSavvy I'm used to dumb puns]]
--->'''Archivist''': Vhist Archie ? Nah, I don't see... well anyway, I am the Archiv... ({{beat}}. [[LateToThePunchline The Archivist suddenly burst in laugh]]) Ah ah ah! Archie Vhist! Hilarious! I have been Archivist for seventy years, and I never noticed!
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-->'''Iznogoud''': And do you remember what your master want to be?
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-->'''Iznogoud''': And do you remember what your master want wants to be?
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-->'''Dilat''': [[SarcasmBlind Oh, then I do have an idea, boss!]] All we have to do is not playing!
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-->'''Dilat''': [[SarcasmBlind Oh, then I do have an idea, boss!]] All we have to do is not playing!play!
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-->'''Dilat''': I do not know what an opportunity is, I said than randomly.
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-->'''Dilat''': I do not know what an opportunity is, I said than that randomly.
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--->'''Archivist''': Vhist Archie ? Nah, I don't see... well anyway, I am the Archiv... ({{beat}}. [[LateToThePunchline The Archivist suddenly burst in laugh]]) Ah ah ah! Archie Vhist! Hilarious! I have been Archivist for seventy years, and I never noticed!
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--->'''Archivist''': Vhist Archie ? Nah, I don't see... well anyway, I am the Archiv... ({{beat}}. [[LateToThePunchline The Archivist suddenly burst in laugh]]) Ah ah ah! Archie Vhist! Hilarious! I have been Archivist for seventy years, and I never noticed!noticed!
* From ''Who Killed the Caliph'':
-->'''Iznogoud''': And do you remember what your master want to be?
-->'''Dilat''': Caliph instead of the Caliph, yes I know...
-->''Iznogoud''': Good! Now get out of my sight! ({{Beat}}) Wait! Just to make up for it, do you happen to have an idea?
-->'''Dilat''': About what, boss?
-->'''Iznogoud''': ([[BreakingTheFourthWall to the reader]]): Tell me he is kidding. (to Dilat) AN IDEA TO WIN THE LOTTERY, YOU DUMBASS!
-->'''Dilat''': [[SarcasmBlind Oh, then I do have an idea, boss!]] All we have to do is not playing!
-->'''Iznogoud''': AN IDEA TO BE CALIPH INSTEAD OF THE CALIPH!
-->'''Dilat''': Well... we already know what we must not do: all we have to do is read all your previous books.
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-->'''Iznogoud''': Dilat! Sooner, you said we could have an opportunity today with the day of great conquest. What were you thinking about?
-->'''Dilat''': Nothing, boss.
-->'''Iznogoud''': Nothing?!
-->'''Dilat''': I do not know what an opportunity is, I said than randomly.
-->'''Iznogoud''': ... It means a possibility.
-->'''Dilat''': Still nothing, boss.
-->'''Iznogoud''': An eventuality.
-->'''Dilat''': Nope, boss.
-->'''Iznogoud''': IT MEANS THAT WHEN YOU HAVE A COMPLETELY DUMBASS RIGHT HAND-MAN, YOU SHOULD IMMEDIATLY REPLACE HIM WITH... ({{Beat}}) ''replace''! Of course! Dilat, remind me to reward you for your brillant idea!
-->'''Dilat''': But... I didn't have any idea, boss!
-->'''Iznogoud''': Mhm... True. Then REMIND ME TO PUNISH YOU FOR NOT HAVING ANY IDEA! And DON'T forget to remind me!
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-->'''Iznogoud''': And do you remember what your master want to be?
-->'''Dilat''': Caliph instead of the Caliph, yes I know...
-->''Iznogoud''': Good! Now get out of my sight! ({{Beat}}) Wait! Just to make up for it, do you happen to have an idea?
-->'''Dilat''': About what, boss?
-->'''Iznogoud''': ([[BreakingTheFourthWall to the reader]]): Tell me he is kidding. (to Dilat) AN IDEA TO WIN THE LOTTERY, YOU DUMBASS!
-->'''Dilat''': [[SarcasmBlind Oh, then I do have an idea, boss!]] All we have to do is not playing!
-->'''Iznogoud''': AN IDEA TO BE CALIPH INSTEAD OF THE CALIPH!
-->'''Dilat''': Well... we already know what we must not do: all we have to do is read all your previous books.
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-->'''Iznogoud''': Dilat! Sooner, you said we could have an opportunity today with the day of great conquest. What were you thinking about?
-->'''Dilat''': Nothing, boss.
-->'''Iznogoud''': Nothing?!
-->'''Dilat''': I do not know what an opportunity is, I said than randomly.
-->'''Iznogoud''': ... It means a possibility.
-->'''Dilat''': Still nothing, boss.
-->'''Iznogoud''': An eventuality.
-->'''Dilat''': Nope, boss.
-->'''Iznogoud''': IT MEANS THAT WHEN YOU HAVE A COMPLETELY DUMBASS RIGHT HAND-MAN, YOU SHOULD IMMEDIATLY REPLACE HIM WITH... ({{Beat}}) ''replace''! Of course! Dilat, remind me to reward you for your brillant idea!
-->'''Dilat''': But... I didn't have any idea, boss!
-->'''Iznogoud''': Mhm... True. Then REMIND ME TO PUNISH YOU FOR NOT HAVING ANY IDEA! And DON'T forget to remind me!
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--->'''Guard''': [[BlantantLie I can't, Great Vizir; I am deaf and mute.]]
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--->'''Guard''': [[BlantantLie [[BlatantLies I can't, Great Vizir; I am deaf and mute.]]
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--->'''Guard''': [[BlantantLies I can't, Great Vizir; I am deaf and mute.]]
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--->'''Guard''': [[BlantantLies [[BlantantLie I can't, Great Vizir; I am deaf and mute.]]
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* At the beginning of ''Iznogoud's Birthday'', Iznogoud is looking for a mysterious individual who just screamed about his ambition to be the Caliph. Cue this dialogue with a random guard:
--->'''Iznogoud''': Was that you who were screaming?
--->'''Guard''': [[BlantantLies I can't, Great Vizir; I am deaf and mute.]]
--->'''Iznogoud''': But... you just answered me!
--->'''Guard''' (surprised): Did I? But.... then... ({{Beat}}) I AM CURED! YIPEEEEEEEEEE!
--->'''Iznogoud''': O, damn it, not with the crazies again!
--->'''Iznogoud''': Was that you who were screaming?
--->'''Guard''': [[BlantantLies I can't, Great Vizir; I am deaf and mute.]]
--->'''Iznogoud''': But... you just answered me!
--->'''Guard''' (surprised): Did I? But.... then... ({{Beat}}) I AM CURED! YIPEEEEEEEEEE!
--->'''Iznogoud''': O, damn it, not with the crazies again!
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* This from ''Iznogoud Finally Caliph'':
--->'''Archivist''': Hello, Grand Vizir; my name is Vhist, and I am...
--->'''Iznogoud''': [[LampshadeHanging I bet your firstname is Archie]]!
--->'''Archivist''': Ew... Indeed. How did you guess?
--->'''Iznogoud''': [[GenreSavvy I'm used to dumb puns]]
--->'''Archivist''': Vhist Archie ? Nah, I don't see... well anyway, I am the Archiv... ({{beat}}. [[LateToThePunchline The Archivist suddenly burst in laugh]]) Ah ah ah! Archie Vhist! Hilarious! I have been Archivist for seventy years, and I never noticed!
--->'''Archivist''': Hello, Grand Vizir; my name is Vhist, and I am...
--->'''Iznogoud''': [[LampshadeHanging I bet your firstname is Archie]]!
--->'''Archivist''': Ew... Indeed. How did you guess?
--->'''Iznogoud''': [[GenreSavvy I'm used to dumb puns]]
--->'''Archivist''': Vhist Archie ? Nah, I don't see... well anyway, I am the Archiv... ({{beat}}. [[LateToThePunchline The Archivist suddenly burst in laugh]]) Ah ah ah! Archie Vhist! Hilarious! I have been Archivist for seventy years, and I never noticed!