History Funny / Goon

[[AC:Film ''Goon'']]

* Doug’s first practice with the Assassins. Doug awkwardly hobbles onto the ice (he hasn’t learned to skate yet), only to have one of his new teammates get in his face and suggest that he’s retarded. After nervously trying and failing miserably to formulate a witty reply, Doug announces, “Fuck it!” and knocks the guy out. Then he proceeds to [[CurbStompBattle absolutely destroy the rest of the team]] when they all attack him at once.
** Followed by the coach’s response:
-->”Hey, kid! Those are your own teammates you just fucked up out there! ''({{Beat}})'' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Of course, on the bright side]], those are your own teammates you just fucked up out there.”
* After a truly execrable rendition of "O Canada", the announcer's first comment is "Well, that was borderline treasonous and a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history. My father didn't kick the Nazis'--and the puck drops!"
* The Russian brothers and Belchior are funny incarnate. Especially when they spar against each other.
* "My stomach light.....needs your stomach light. [[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial We can all phone home together]]."
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext No glory holes here tonight boys!]]"
* After an amazing fight, a victory montage as [[spoiler: Laflamme leads the Highlanders to victory, invigorated by Doug's thrashing of Rhea]], and a clear victory [[spoiler: for Doug over Rhea]], the last shot is of Doug, beaten to a pulp, sitting in the locker room with Eva, looking smugly satisfied with himself, then a beat, then "I think I nailed him." Yeah, Doug. Yeah you did.
* Gord's bizzare speech, involving ranting about his divorce, and saying "we need to be gay porn hard!"
* Pretty much everything that comes out of Stevenson's mouth.
--> "LISTEN UP CASH!"

* After a truly execrable rendition of "We Stand On Guard For Thee", the announcer's first comment is "Well, that was borderline treasonous"
** "And a dsgrace to our nation."

* Ryan tries to seem young by mentioning ''{{Twilight}}''. Literally. He just keeps on shouting "Twilight!" at people who call him old.

* Almost everything said by Stevenson.

* "I've seen MaryPoppins over 500 times. Not by choice; I have a condition called Supercalifragialisticexpialadocia."

-->”Hey, kid! Those are your own teammates you just fucked up out there!" ''({{Beat}})'' "[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Of course, on the bright side]], those are your own teammates you just fucked up out there.”

-->”Hey, kid! Those are your own teammates you just fucked up out there!’’{{Beat}}’’ [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Of course, on the bright side]], those are your own teammates you just fucked up out there.”

-->'''Lauren''': Nope.

-->”Hey, kid! Those are your own teammates you just fucked up! ’’{{Beat}}’’ [[ActuallyPrettyFunny On the other hand]], those are your teammates you just fucked up!

—->”Hey, kid! Those are your own teammates you just fucked up! ’’{{Beat}}’’ [[ActuallyPrettyFunny On the other hand]], those are your teammates you just fucked up!

* After an amazing fight, a victory montage as [[spoiler: Laflamme leads the Highlanders to victory, invigorated by Doug's thrashing of Rhea]], and a clear victory [[spoiler: for Doug over Rhea]], the last shot is of Doug, beaten to a pulp, sitting in the locker room with Eva, looking smugly satisfied with himself, then a beat, then "I think I got him." Yeah, Doug. Yeah you did.

-->'''Lauren'': Someone gave me a 2 for listening and they referenced it in the anonymous essay section: 'Is loving, is smart, but is sometimes not hear my problem.'

** And then subsequently opening up to Steven of all people and forming something of a friendship, K, Steven, and Terrell Owens decide to teach Ryan a listen for taking them for granted. [[spoiler: Cue Ryan's car flipped over on it's hood and Owens sprinting down the street in a panic as Ryan gives chase.]]

** The revenge deserves notice as well. He {{glove slap}}s Steven twice, then reveals that he flipped his car upside down. And later poured superglue all over Carrie's keyboard. Then he tries to earn forgiveness by giving Steven a rare African Grey Parrot. [[spoiler: It's a pigeon]].

* Mr.K playing ''[[Music/{{ACDC}} Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap]]'' after saying he'd get revenge for Ryan and after getting said revenge. It's funnier when he stumbles on a car behind him while playing the song, though.

* Mr.K playing ''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Music/ACDC?from=Main.ACDC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap]]'' after saying he'd get revenge for Ryan and after getting said revenge. It's funnier when he stumbles on a car behind him while playing the song, though.

* Mr.K playing 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap' after saying he'd get revenge for Ryan and after getting said revenge. It's funnier when he stumbles on a car behind him while playing the song, though.

* Ryan tries to seem young by mentioning ''{{Twilight}}''. Literally. He just keeps on shouting "Twilight!" at people who call him old.

[[AC:TV series ''Go On'']]

* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext No glory holes here tonight boys!]]"

* "My stomach light.....needs your stomach light. [[ETTheExtraTerrestrial We can all phone home together]]."