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* The third story arc "Mosaic" of the ''{{Firefly}}'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4099993/1/Forward/ Forward]]'' is filled with these, generally mixed in with [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moments Of Awesome]]. Among them are Mal expying [[DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Captain Hammer]] and Jayne pulling a [[TheAdventuresOfDoctorMcNinja Dan McNinja]] by [[spoiler:[[IncendiaryExponent setting himself on fire]] and chasing down the enemy pirate crew's KnifeNut.]] There's also Mal's reaction to River [[spoiler:getting drunk and having a lesbian moment with another girl]], and River's constant berating of Mal for not getting her any chocolate.

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-->'''[=McGonagall=]: Take your seat, Mr. Malfoy.
'''Malfoy''': Professor McGonagall, Black threw...
'''[=McGonagall=]: Your seat.
'''Malfoy: But my wand...
'''[=McGonagall=]: TAKE YOUR SEAT, MR. SMALLBOY!

* Funny/StarkitsProphecy

* The epic SoBadItsGood ''WarriorCats'' fanfiction ''StarkitsProphecy'' has several:
** [[MemeticMutation "And held out... SOME JEW!"]]
** "[[FreudianSlip [=GayStrip=]]] locked at hr meanly."
** "Wit a rar like an volcano [[FreudianSlip erection]] she jumped at [=StarGlaem=]!"
** "'!' said [=StarPaw=] ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss!"
** "'WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO [[RapeAsComedy MOLE STRAEP]] ME?1?'"
** "'theyre names were [=DawnSpark;e=] and... [[CargoShip Stick/]] saud [=JayFeather=]."
** "Everyone jumped at the [[FreudianSlip Ho]][[Literature/{{Seekers}} Bare!]]"
** "AND THEN STARGLEAM [[HowDoIUsedTense WAS DIED]]!11!111!11111!1!11!"
** "'[[BigNo MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]!11!1!1!11!' yelled [=StarGleamStar=] walking up. She juts culdnt be in loe with [=HawkForest=] she just could!11!1!11!"
** "'I cant see yo' he said and he buped into a tree. [[EpicFail Then he fele down]].'"

* [[http://www.libraryofmoria.com/legolasmerry/tocomfortanelf.txt To Comfort An Elf]]
** Especially,
---> '''Boromir''' Looks like we’re the only ones not gettin’ any tonight.
---> '''Gimli''' Don’t look at me Son of Gonads. I mean Gondor!

---> '''Aragorn''' Well then, talk dirty to me Legolas.
---> '''Legolas''' "Mud. Grime, um, dirt?"
---> Aragorn slapped his forehead and rolled his eyes. He’d forgotten that Elves could be SO literal.
** Not to mention Boromir's inability to say anything other than 'shit, shit, shit!'
*** ‘Shit, shit and shit.’ mumbled the frustrated Son of Gonad, I mean Gondor. (Boromir sends dagger glares at the author.)
---> "Frodo, the temperature seems just fine to me…"
---> "No, no Legolas. I’m not talkin’ temperatures, unless you mean I’m burnin’ up because of you."
---> "Are you ill?" asked an alarmed Legolas.
---> Frodo smacked his forehead. Legolas inclined his head, waiting for Frodo to continue and wondering why mortals always hit their heads around him.

* [[FanFic/LegolasByLaura legolas by laura]]: "and then the dark lord said 'oh no'".

* [[http://www.libraryofmoria.com/legolasmerry/tocomfortanelf.txt]]

* [[http://www.lostfic.com/viewstory.php?sid=866]]

* ''[[KyonBigDamnHero Kyon: Big Damn Hero]]'', a crossover of SuzumiyaHaruhi, HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi, and ''[[TVTropes here]]'', events result in Haruhi needing to be told about [[RealityWarper her powers]] in order to save Yuki's life. In doing so, Haruhi replaces the Integrated Thought Intity as Yuki's "Boss," which has the perk of Yuki being the new buffer for her powers. The next day, Yuki reveals that there is a long list of "requests" from Haruhi [[KidWithTheLeash that need Kyon's approval.]] Que a long list of odd requests that culminates in...

* In the Gurren Lagann fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5764328/1/Tengen_Gattai_Gurren_Lagann Tengen Gattai Gurren Lagann]], Kamina survived and all sorts of hell is raised. Of note is the chapter where Lordgenome decides the best way to defeat the Gurren-Dan is to imitate...And sends a revamped Gunzar equipped with inverted Kamina shades and a pilot with a grudge, who then botches every single on of Kamina's catchphrases. Kamina is so insulted that [[JawDrop Gurren's jaw almost falls off in shock]]

* [[http://fiction.entstcommunity.org/viewstory.php?sid=2353 This]] ''StarTrekEnterprise'' fanfic, in which the entire main cast save Captain Archer is transformed into sentient, talking animals. While the entire thing is hilarious, easily the funniest bit is Malcolm Reed, who greatly enjoys blowing things up and can think of any number of truly unpleasant ways to kill anything, stalking around as a perpetually offended, always-dignified, blue-grey-eyed, black-furred... house cat. Who absolutely turns into a boneless pile of kitty goo for belly rubs. To the point where he earns the moniker "Lieutenant Floppy Puddle of Ecstasy." Please note there is mention of Archer/Reed slash, although it's not explicit.
** Not to mention Travis breaking his leg...again. And Malcolm freaking out over Porthos and climbing onto Archer's head.

* In Chapter 22 of the DoorStopper KungFuPanda fic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4691143/22/A_Different_Lesson A Different Lesson]], Po is walked in on by Tai Lung...while playing with [[strike:dolls]] '''action figures''' of the Furious Five. And Tai Lung. A sharp {{Parody}} of the slew of HeelFaceTurn / LoveRedeems fics where Tai Lung is EasilyForgiven, [[SelfParody within a story that]]...gives Tai Lung a HeelFaceTurn and [[LoveRedeems redeems him through the power of Tigress' love]] (among other things). Funny in a very...SoYeah...kind of way.

* In the HP fanfic Partially Kissed Hero, Harry needs to distract [[VillainWithGoodPublicity Dumbledore]], so he dupes the entire Wizarding government of England into thinking that the evil American muggle Colonel Harland Sanders (KFC) and his cronies Barney the Dinosaur and a doughboy from Pillsbury are out to kill them with eleven herbs and spices.

*** [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4240771/1/Partially_Kissed_Hero Here]] [[XJustX just... here]]

*''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3505858/1/Uninvited_Guests Uninvited Guests]]'' is a CMOF for Bleach fanfic. It could be the various names for Yachiru,or Matsumoto's plan to get rid of the 11th Division,but the centrepiece is the effect of all the looniness on resident {{unfunny}} Captain [[FanNickname "Grumpypants"]] Hitsugaya. The effect on the ''reader'' is uncontrollable laughter. Just one of many:
-->"DAMMIT, STRIPPING IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND!" Hitsugaya roared, blushing furiously and covering his eyes.\\
"It won't?"\\
"NO! YOUR BOOBS ARE NOT AN ALL-PURPOSE PROBLEM SOLVER!"\\
"Really? But they've always worked in the past." Matsumoto said, a little confused.
**what about this?
--->"Well, I hate to be the one who suggests the boring, obvious solution, but... why don't we just kill him?" Gin asked.\\
"We can't just kill him." Aizen said impatiently. "What if he has some sort of horrible, brain-eating insanity virus? Killing him could release it into the atmosphere, and then where would we be? Can you imagine if all our Arrancar got infected and started acting like that?" he asked, pointing at Hitsugaya, who, upon noticing that he was once again the center of attention, drew his sword and began to issue another series of grandiose death threats.\\
"... we'd have a whole bunch of Grimmjows?" Gin responded.\\
"I HEARD THAT!" Grimmjow roared from his place in the crowd.\\
Exactly! And that would be a disaster! Just having ONE Grimmjow already decreases our efficiency immensely; if we had an army of them we'd never get anything done! All the time we've spent getting all these Arrancar will be wasted if they all turn into useless psychos like Grimmjow!"\\
"OH, SCREW ALL YOU GUYS!" Grimmjow said, leaving to go find something to kick.
**By the way, I'm not even done yet.
--->"Anyway, I'm probably not going to die. If it were just one Espada, sure, but I really doubt all of them together could coordinate themselves enough to successfully accomplish anything. It's like ninjas, where the fewer ninjas you have the better they are?"\\
"That's pretty big talk from someone who's bite-sized, you..." Yammy began.\\
Hitsugaya rolled his eyes. "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"\\
Yammy fell silent "I... but... we... woodchucks? How much? I don't... but the wood is..." He said, his mind seemingly overwhelmed by this vast new influx of data. He began to count out something on his fingers.
** After [[CompleteMonster Mayuri]] gets stepped on by Godzilla:
--->"WHY DO THINGS THAT WOULD BE FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR EVIL PEOPLE KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?"
**1: Arrancar Therapy. 2: Katen Kyokotsu's power being taken to it's logical extreme. That is all.
--->1:
--->"You know how sometimes, he screws with our heads for no reason? I think this was one of those times." The therapist said. "My point is, I'm barely qualified to offer psychological advice to people who don't actually need it. You people… you're all lunatics. I'm just a normal Arrancar. I get up in the morning, I put my pants on one leg at a time, I feast on the souls of the innocent, I go to sleep at night. I'm not equipped to deal with you lunatics!"
--->2:
--->"Well?" Soi Fon snapped.
--->"Best eleven out of twenty."
--->"Dammit!"
--->"Also, how many people do we need to play soccer?"

* Funny/TheAdventuresOfIrvingAndFriends