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--> '''Duke:''' ''[singing]]'' [[TeamAmericaWorldPolice America, fuck yeah!

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--> '''Duke:''' ''[singing]]'' ''[singing]'' [[TeamAmericaWorldPolice America, fuck yeah!yeah!]]
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* Near the end of the game:
--> '''General Graves:''' America is counting on ''you''.
--> '''Duke:''' ''[singing]]'' [[TeamAmericaWorldPolice America, fuck yeah!
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** Voice verification.
-->'''Duke Clone''': Repeat after me. I've got balls balls balls balls of steel.
-->'''Duke''': I've got balls...er...balls, balls, balls of steel?
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* In The Doctor Who Cloned Me, [[spoiler: Dylan]] becomes one of the funniest parts of series. [[spoiler: His]] best line is [[spoiler: his]] idea to get Duke [[spoiler: to the moon]] (reverse the polarity) and the follow-up. It's just how proud [[spoiler:he]] sounds about the idea that sells it.
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* Punching out Christian Bale. Nothing more needs to be said.
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-->"Now those were some [[ThePrincessBride rodents of unusual size.]]"

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-->"Now those were some [[ThePrincessBride [[Film/ThePrincessBride rodents of unusual size.]]"
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* Duke's gleeful cackle and mimicking of complex machinery winding down broken after he trashes a turbine in "Underground" was so unexpected yet appropriate, it got this troper giggling for the remainder of the level. Also, he has never felt so good about vandalism before.
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--> You can slap our wall boobs, since real girls don't like it when you slap theirs

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--> You can slap our wall boobs, since real girls don't like it when you slap theirstheirs
* For the Interactive Achievement 2011 Awards, Gearbox made [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nVwNrH4gqQ this video. And it is HILARIOUS!]]
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** Upon being first shrunk; "The ''fuck''...?"
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* Hearing shrunken Duke exclaim "motherfucker!!!" in his squeaky voice as he falls down an air vent.

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--> You can slap our wall boobs, since real girls don't like it when you slap theirs
** Also, a pointless one that gives no help:
--> Duke can bench press more than 600 pounds.
*** It's not pointless, it's a hint for one of the EGO Items in the Duke Cave, as well as a HandWave for how he opens some blocked doors even when shrunk.

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--> You can slap our wall boobs, since real girls don't like it when you slap theirs
** Also, a pointless one that gives no help:
--> Duke can bench press more than 600 pounds.
*** It's not pointless, it's a hint for one of the EGO Items in the Duke Cave, as well as a HandWave for how he opens some blocked doors even when shrunk.
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--> Duke can bench press more than 600 pounds.

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--> Duke can bench press more than 600 pounds.pounds.
***It's not pointless, it's a hint for one of the EGO Items in the Duke Cave, as well as a HandWave for how he opens some blocked doors even when shrunk.

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--> You can slap our wall boobs, since real girls don't like it when you slap theirs



--> Duke can bench press 600 pounds.

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--> Duke can bench press more than 600 pounds.

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--> Picking up a turd in a toilet won't lower Ego, but we really wanted it to.

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--> [[WhatCouldHaveBeen Picking up a turd in a toilet won't lower Ego, but we really wanted it to.]]
** Also, a pointless one that gives no help:
--> Duke can bench press 600 pounds.

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--> '''Duke''': Beep beep, motherfucker!

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--> '''Duke''': Beep beep, motherfucker!motherfucker!
--> Frickin' jaywalkers.
--> So much for anti-lock brakes.
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--> [[CaptainObvious Reduce damage by avoiding bullets.]]

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--> [[CaptainObvious Reduce damage by avoiding When getting shot at, avoid bullets.]]



--> We really wanted to make picking up a fresh turd in a toilet reduce Ego, but we couldn't.

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--> We really wanted to make picking Picking up a fresh turd in a toilet reduce won't lower Ego, but we couldn't.really wanted it to.
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-->"Now those were some [[ThePrincessBride rodents of unusual size.]]"

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-->"Now those were some [[ThePrincessBride rodents of unusual size.]]"]]"
* The text on the loading screen offers some hilarious commentary as well.
--> If you die by falling off a ledge, it's really just your own fault.
--> [[CaptainObvious Reduce damage by avoiding bullets.]]
--> If you get stuck, you can always cheat by reading an online FAQ.
--> We really wanted to make picking up a fresh turd in a toilet reduce Ego, but we couldn't.
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--> '''Duke''': Beep beep, motherfucker!

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--> '''Duke''': Beep beep, motherfucker!motherfucker!
* When Duke gets shrunk by a trap in "The Lady Killer" he meets a kid who says he's "the coolest toy ever." Duke's response?
-->"Hey, kid. I'm not a toy. I'm an ''action figure''!"
* Later, while shrunk, Duke ends up fighting some rats who mistake him for an easy meal.
-->"Now those were some [[ThePrincessBride rodents of unusual size.]]"
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** Alternately:
--> '''Soldier:''' I have no idea what that means, but if I did, I bet that guy over there would still have his arm. And at least one ball.
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--> '''Soldier:''' Why didn't we think of that!? '''WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!?'''

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--> '''Soldier:''' Why didn't we think of that!? '''WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!?''''''WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!?'''
* Running an enemy over with Duke's monster truck:
--> '''Duke''': Beep beep, motherfucker!
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* During a point in the demo, Duke is allowed to draw a 'plan' on a whiteboard for some soldiers. No matter how nonsensical a drawing you make, the soldier observing will respond with amazement.

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* During a point in the demo, Duke is allowed to draw a 'plan' on a whiteboard for some soldiers. No matter how nonsensical a drawing you make, make or how much of the original plan you replace, the soldier observing will respond with amazement.
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--> '''Soldier:''' Why didn't we think of that!? '''WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!???'''

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--> '''Soldier:''' Why didn't we think of that!? '''WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!???''''''WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!?'''
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** And yes, there's an achievement/trophy tied into finding and stealing a piece of poo. Behold, [[http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/duke-nukem-forever/achievement/53792-Turd-Burglar.html the Turd Burglar.]]

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** And yes, there's an achievement/trophy tied into finding and stealing a piece of poo. Behold, [[http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/duke-nukem-forever/achievement/53792-Turd-Burglar.html the Turd Burglar.]]]]
* During a point in the demo, Duke is allowed to draw a 'plan' on a whiteboard for some soldiers. No matter how nonsensical a drawing you make, the soldier observing will respond with amazement.
--> '''Soldier:''' Why didn't we think of that!? '''WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!???'''

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* When Gearbox had to delay the game ''[[HistoryRepeats again]]'' by one month, to June 10th, Gearbox released [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fFKkmIrWM this video]] announcing the delay, with the {{Tagline}} [[{{Pun}} Duke never comes early.]]

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* When Gearbox had to delay the game ''[[HistoryRepeats again]]'' by one month, to June 10th, 10th in Europe and June 14th in the US, Gearbox released [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fFKkmIrWM this video]] announcing the delay, with the {{Tagline}} [[{{Pun}} Duke "Duke never comes early.]]"]]



--> '''Duke:''' ''Combo!'' ''Double Combo!'' ''Triple Combo!'' ''Super Combo!''

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--> '''Duke:''' ''Combo!'' ''Double Combo!'' ''Triple Combo!'' ''Super Combo!''Combo!''
** And yes, there's an achievement/trophy tied into finding and stealing a piece of poo. Behold, [[http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/duke-nukem-forever/achievement/53792-Turd-Burglar.html the Turd Burglar.]]
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* When the Gearbox had to delay the game ''[[HistoryRepeats again]]'' by one month, to June 10th, Gearbox released [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fFKkmIrWM this video]] announcing the delay, with the {{Tagline}} [[{{Pun}} Duke never comes early.]]

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* When the Gearbox had to delay the game ''[[HistoryRepeats again]]'' by one month, to June 10th, Gearbox released [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fFKkmIrWM this video]] announcing the delay, with the {{Tagline}} [[{{Pun}} Duke never comes early.]]
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* When the Gearbox version got delayed ''[[HistoryRepeats again]]'' by one month, to June 10th, Gearbox released [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fFKkmIrWM this video]] announcing the delay, with the {{Tagline}} [[{{Pun}} Duke never comes early.]]

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* When the Gearbox version got delayed had to delay the game ''[[HistoryRepeats again]]'' by one month, to June 10th, Gearbox released [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fFKkmIrWM this video]] announcing the delay, with the {{Tagline}} [[{{Pun}} Duke never comes early.]]
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* When the Gearbox version got delayed ''[[HistoryRepeats again]]'' by one month, to June 10th, Gearbox released [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fFKkmIrWM this video]] announcing the delay, with the {{Tagline}} [[{{Pun}} Duke never comes early.]]

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* When the Gearbox version got delayed ''[[HistoryRepeats again]]'' by one month, to June 10th, Gearbox released [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fFKkmIrWM this video]] announcing the delay, with the {{Tagline}} [[{{Pun}} Duke never comes early.]]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBfzoqOZcs This]] new trailer really puts strain on the definition of "Mature humor"
--> '''Duke:''' ''Combo!'' ''Double Combo!'' ''Triple Combo!'' ''Super Combo!''
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* "Yeah, but after 12 fucking years it should be."

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* "Yeah, but after 12 fucking years it should be.""
* When the Gearbox version got delayed ''[[HistoryRepeats again]]'' by one month, to June 10th, Gearbox released [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fFKkmIrWM this video]] announcing the delay, with the {{Tagline}} [[{{Pun}} Duke never comes early.]]
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--> "[[AnythingThatMoves Hell, I'd still hit it.]]"

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--> "[[AnythingThatMoves Hell, I'd still hit it.]]"]]"
*"Yeah, but after 12 fucking years it should be."
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** '''Duke:''' ''You wanna touch it, don't you?''

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** '''Duke:''' ''You wanna touch it, don't you?''you?''
* Upon seeing a giant three-breasted alien monstrosity, most people would probably run and hide. Duke's response?
--> "[[AnythingThatMoves Hell, I'd still hit it.]]"

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