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[[{{Beat}} everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter.

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[[{{Beat}} ''([[{{Beat}} everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter.laughter)''
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--->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon!\\

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--->'''Kara''': -->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon!\\



--->'''Brother Gilbert''': What a brute! [[CallBack Why, he's even bigger than the last one!]]
--->'''Bowen''': Actually, he's about the same size...

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--->'''Brother ---->'''Brother Gilbert''': What a brute! [[CallBack Why, he's even bigger than the last one!]]
--->'''Bowen''': ---->'''Bowen''': Actually, he's about the same size...



--->'''Brother Gilbert:''' WE'RE GOING TO DIE! GOD HELP US, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!!!

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--->'''Brother -->'''Brother Gilbert:''' WE'RE GOING TO DIE! GOD HELP US, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!!!
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*** And while the PowerTrio are attempting to escape, Bowen swinging Brother Gilbert up onto his horse causes BG to accidentally cop a feel on Kara.
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* When Draco rescues Bowen, Kara, and Brother Gilbert from the cannibalistic villagers, we are then treated to [[SceneryPorn several fantastic shots]] of Draco flying through the evening sky. And what do we hear?
--->'''Brother Gilbert:''' WE'RE GOING TO DIE! GOD HELP US, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!!!
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* Draco diving out of the lake after being "killed" by Bowen and seeing a herd of sheep: "Well... ''hello''" [[HilarityEnsues Dinner ensues]].

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* Draco diving out of the lake after being "killed" by Bowen and seeing a herd of sheep: "Well... ''hello''" ''hello''." [[HilarityEnsues Dinner ensues]].
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'''Draco''': Oh, now who gave them ''that'' bright idea?\\

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'''Draco''': Oh, now and who ever gave them ''that'' bright idea?\\



* Draco diving out of the lake after being "killed" by Bowen and seeing a herd of sheep: "Well hello, my pretties." [[HilarityEnsues Dinner ensues]].

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* Draco diving out of the lake after being "killed" by Bowen and seeing a herd of sheep: "Well hello, my pretties." "Well... ''hello''" [[HilarityEnsues Dinner ensues]].
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** Especially as that's likely a dragon's version of "[[Creator/BillClinton I didn't inhale]]".

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** Especially as that's likely a dragon's version of "[[Creator/BillClinton "[[UsefulNotes/BillClinton I didn't inhale]]".
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** Especially as that's likely a dragon's version of "[[BillClinton I didn't inhale]]".

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** Especially as that's likely a dragon's version of "[[BillClinton "[[Creator/BillClinton I didn't inhale]]".
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'''Draco''': I merely chewed in self-defense! But [[UnEntendre I didn't swallow]].

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'''Draco''': I merely chewed in self-defense! But [[UnEntendre I didn't swallow]].never swallowed]].
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*At one point, Bowen is having a hard time lighting a cooking fire, and Draco offers to help. Never mind that the result is like taking a flamethrower to a tissue - "I hope you like it well done..." - but the way Draco lights it is good for a laugh; with almost a bored expression on his face, Draco pinches one nostril shut and exhales out the other, as if he's blowing his nose.
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** Especially as that's likely a dragon's version of "I didn't inhale".

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** Especially as that's likely a dragon's version of "I "[[BillClinton I didn't inhale".inhale]]".
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** Especially as that's likely a dragon's version of "I didn't inhale".
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* Brother Gilbert suddenly coming up with a good verse. "Wait, that was good...[[OhCrap what did I just say]]?"
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* In the sequel, there's a scene where Lian is fighting a bunch of soldiers. She knocks one guy's sword out of his hands, and it flies straight as an arrow and sinks into a post next to Geoff. A few moments later, a second sword flies at the pole and sticks into it as well, next to the first. And if that isn't enough, one of the soldiers has a decorative point on the top of his helmet, and ends up getting thrown headfirst at the pole and getting stuck in it as well.
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*** You can't forget Brother Gilbert's congratulations!
--->'''Brother Gilbert''': What a brute! [[CallBack Why, he's even bigger than the last one!]]
--->'''Bowen''': Actually, he's about the same size...
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-->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon!\\

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-->'''Kara''': --->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon!\\



-->'''Bowen''': *whispers* Come on sink! SINK!\\

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-->'''Bowen''': --->'''Bowen''': *whispers* Come on sink! SINK!\\
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--->'''Bowen''': *whispers* Come on sink! SINK!
--->'''Draco''': *whispers* I can't, it doesn't get any deeper.

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--->'''Bowen''': -->'''Bowen''': *whispers* Come on sink! SINK!
--->'''Draco''':
SINK!\\
'''Draco''':
*whispers* I can't, it doesn't get any deeper.
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*** There's a very quick bit when he's running across the shallow water, and suddenly stumbles and falls into a dip in the lake bed. The snarl he lets out seems to be about half, "Dammit, I fell!" and half "Oh, sure, ''here'' it's deep!"
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** Later on when Bowen comes to check up on them, Draco admits to being... distracted.
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-->'''Draco''': *whispers* I can't, it doesn't get any deeper.

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-->'''Draco''': --->'''Draco''': *whispers* I can't, it doesn't get any deeper.
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-->'''Bowen''': *whispers* Come on sink! SINK!\\
'''Draco''': *whispers* I can't, it doesn't get any deeper.

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-->'''Bowen''': --->'''Bowen''': *whispers* Come on sink! SINK!\\
'''Draco''':
SINK!
-->'''Draco''':
*whispers* I can't, it doesn't get any deeper.
deeper.
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* Draco and Bowen's MexicanStandoff.
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'''Draco''': I merely chewed in self-defense! But I didn't swallow.\\

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'''Draco''': I merely chewed in self-defense! But [[UnEntendre I didn't swallow.\\swallow]].



[[{{Beat}} everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter

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[[{{Beat}} everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughterlaughter.


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'''Draco''': *whispers* I can't, it's not deep enough.

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'''Draco''': *whispers* I can't, it's not deep enough.it doesn't get any deeper.

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*** And the amused look on Kara's face upon seeing this.



*** It gets even better: After Draco flies off, the villagers turn and start advancing on Bowen and company, [[OhCrap while still chanting the word "meat."]]

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*** It gets even better: After Draco flies off, [[OhCrap the villagers turn and start advancing on Bowen and company, [[OhCrap company]], [[ImAHumanitarian while still chanting the word "meat."]]
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*** It gets even better: After Draco flies off, the villagers turn and start advancing on Bowen and company, [[OhCrap while still chanting the word "meat."]]
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-->'''Draco''': Who's the girl?
-->'''Bowen''': A nuisance, get rid of her!
-->'''Draco''': Why?
-->'''Bowen''': They're trying to placate you with a sacrifice!
-->'''Draco''': Oh, now who gave them ''that'' bright idea?
-->'''Bowen''': Just get rid of her!
-->'''Draco''': How?
-->'''Bowen''': ...eat her!
-->'''Draco''': Oh please, yuck!
-->'''Bowen''': Are we squeamish? You ate Sir Eglemoor, hypocrite!
-->'''Draco''': I merely chewed in self-defense! But I didn't swallow.

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-->'''Draco''': Who's the girl?
-->'''Bowen''':
girl?\\
'''Bowen''':
A nuisance, get rid of her!
-->'''Draco''': Why?
-->'''Bowen''':
her!\\
'''Draco''': Why?\\
'''Bowen''':
They're trying to placate you with a sacrifice!
-->'''Draco''':
sacrifice!\\
'''Draco''':
Oh, now who gave them ''that'' bright idea?
-->'''Bowen''':
idea?\\
'''Bowen''':
Just get rid of her!
-->'''Draco''': How?
-->'''Bowen''': ...
her!\\
'''Draco''': How?\\
'''Bowen''': ...
eat her!
-->'''Draco''':
her!\\
'''Draco''':
Oh please, yuck!
-->'''Bowen''':
yuck!\\
'''Bowen''':
Are we squeamish? You ate Sir Eglemoor, hypocrite!
-->'''Draco''':
hypocrite!\\
'''Draco''':
I merely chewed in self-defense! But I didn't swallow.\\



-->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon!
-->[[{{Beat}} everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter

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-->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon!
-->[[{{Beat}}
dragon!\\
[[{{Beat}}
everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter



-->'''Bowen''': *whispers* Come on sink! SINK!
-->'''Draco''': *whispers* I can't, it's not deep enough.

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-->'''Bowen''': *whispers* Come on sink! SINK!
-->'''Draco''':
SINK!\\
'''Draco''':
*whispers* I can't, it's not deep enough.

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-->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon! ([[Beat everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter)

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-->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon! ([[Beat dragon!
-->[[{{Beat}}
everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter)laughter
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* The third attempt at fake dragon slaying, with Kara [[OnlySaneMan trying to reason to the villagers they're frauds]] and Brother Gilbert suddenly coming to Bowen's rescue of his daring fighting prowess (who has no idea of their bargain after their standstill).
-->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon! ([[Beat everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter)
** Then there was the actual crossbow attempt, which goes well... until Draco hits shallow water head first.
-->'''Bowen''': *whispers* Come on sink! SINK!
-->'''Draco''': *whispers* I can't, it's not deep enough.
*** And the piece of resistance: all the villagers chasing the dragon for 'meat', prompting him to fly away for his life (and in turn blowing the ruse)

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: See MexicanStandoff below.
** There's also the scene where Brother Gilbert sits on Draco, who has [[ShapeShifting disguised himself as a white boulder]]. Gilbert is attempting to write a song about Bowen, and taps his quill on Draco's head to sharpen the point. The "boulder" opens one eye in surprise and annoyance, creating a bit of visual hilarity.
** And when the villagers decide to sacrifice Kara (who is a rebellious troublemaker) to Draco in order to get him to leave. The following exchange happens between Bowen and Draco.

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: See MexicanStandoff below.
** There's also the
The scene where Brother Gilbert sits on Draco, who has [[ShapeShifting disguised himself as a white boulder]]. Gilbert is attempting to write a song about Bowen, and taps his quill on Draco's head to sharpen the point. The "boulder" opens one eye in surprise and annoyance, creating a bit of visual hilarity.
** * And when the villagers decide to sacrifice Kara (who is a rebellious troublemaker) to Draco in order to get him to leave. The following exchange happens between Bowen and Draco.



** Draco diving out of the lake after being "killed" by Bowen and seeing a herd of sheep: "Well hello, my pretties." [[HilarityEnsues Dinner ensues]].

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** * Draco diving out of the lake after being "killed" by Bowen and seeing a herd of sheep: "Well hello, my pretties." [[HilarityEnsues Dinner ensues]].

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