History Funny / Dragonheart

10th Aug '17 7:33:37 PM CoherentPantherine
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!!''Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerer's Curse''
* In the forest, Gareth introduces himself to Drago and describes the Picts, only for an unamused Drago to say his first words.
--> '''Gareth:''' Me, Gareth. Me, strong. Good. Good human. Uh...The others, savages. Bad. Really awful, evil, smelly...
--> '''Drago:''' I shared my heart with the village idiot.
** When Lorne speaks to Drago in the same manner:
--> '''Lorne:''' Me, human. You, dragon.
--> '''Drago:''' Been through that, thank you.
* Drago and Gareth hurting themselves in order to hurt the other. Ending on an especially funny note when Gareth [[GroinAttack punches himself in the groin]], only for Drago to be unaffected by it.



* Edric tries to figure out how [[spoiler:Meghan stole Drago's heartfire]]:

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* Edric tries to figure out how [[spoiler:Meghan [[spoiler:Mehgan stole Drago's heartfire]]:



* Meghan is given a tour of the castle with some nice dramatic shots, and then she is shown the royal bedchamber... and discovers it completely trashed, with a clucking chicken sitting on the table. Her only comment is "''Boys''."

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* Meghan Mehgan is given a tour of the castle with some nice dramatic shots, and then she is shown the royal bedchamber... and discovers it completely trashed, with a clucking chicken sitting on the table. Her only comment is "''Boys''."
13th Jun '17 7:08:35 PM Dawnwing
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-->'''Edric:''' So, just to be clear, [[spoiler:she]] just walked right up to you and took your fire?

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-->'''Edric:''' So, just to be clear, [[spoiler:she]] just walked right up to you and took your fire?
fire? ...I mean, do you even count as a dragon anymore? You're more like a worm. Like a leggy worm.
* Meghan is given a tour of the castle with some nice dramatic shots, and then she is shown the royal bedchamber... and discovers it completely trashed, with a clucking chicken sitting on the table. Her only comment is "''Boys''."
13th Jun '17 6:24:14 PM Dawnwing
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!''Dragonheart'' (original film)



* In the sequel, there's a scene where Lian is fighting a bunch of soldiers. She knocks one guy's sword out of his hands, and it flies straight as an arrow and sinks into a post next to Geoff. A few moments later, a second sword flies at the pole and sticks into it as well, next to the first. And if that isn't enough, one of the soldiers has a decorative point on the top of his helmet, and ends up getting thrown headfirst at the pole and getting stuck in it as well.


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!!''Dragonheart: A New Beginning''
* There's a scene where Lian is fighting a bunch of soldiers. She knocks one guy's sword out of his hands, and it flies straight as an arrow and sinks into a post next to Geoff. A few moments later, a second sword flies at the pole and sticks into it as well, next to the first. And if that isn't enough, one of the soldiers has a decorative point on the top of his helmet, and ends up getting thrown headfirst at the pole and getting stuck in it as well.

!!''Dragonheart: Battle for the Heartfire''
* Edric tries to figure out how [[spoiler:Meghan stole Drago's heartfire]]:
-->'''Edric:''' So, just to be clear, [[spoiler:she]] just walked right up to you and took your fire?
6th Feb '17 8:53:16 AM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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* During the scene where Bowen is training the villagers to fight against Einan's army, he teaches Brother Gilbert how to shoot a bow and arrow. He manages to shoot the dummy right in the head on the first try. Hewe simply chalks it up as BeginnersLuck, and tells Brother Gilbert to try again. He does, and where does the arrow hit the dummy this time? [[GroinAttack Right in the crotch]].

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* During the scene where Bowen is training the villagers to fight against Einan's army, he teaches Brother Gilbert how to shoot a bow and arrow. He Brother Gilbert manages to shoot the dummy right in the head on the first try. Hewe simply chalks it up as BeginnersLuck, and tells Brother Gilbert him to try again. He does, and where does the arrow hit the dummy this time? [[GroinAttack Right in the crotch]].
27th Dec '16 11:38:31 AM dunicha
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* During the scene where Bowen is training the villagers to fight against Einan's army, he teaches Brother Gilbert how to shoot a bow and arrow. He manages to shoot the dummy right in the head on the first try. Hugh simply chalks it up as BeginnersLuck, and tells Brother Gilbert to try again. He does, and where does the arrow hit the dummy this time? [[GroinAttack Right in the crotch]].

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* During the scene where Bowen is training the villagers to fight against Einan's army, he teaches Brother Gilbert how to shoot a bow and arrow. He manages to shoot the dummy right in the head on the first try. Hugh Hewe simply chalks it up as BeginnersLuck, and tells Brother Gilbert to try again. He does, and where does the arrow hit the dummy this time? [[GroinAttack Right in the crotch]].
11th Nov '16 12:24:57 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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* During the scene where Bowen is training the villagers to fight against Einan's army, he teaches Brother Gilbert how to shoot a bow and arrow. He manages to shoot the dummy right in the head on the first try. Hugh simply chalks it up as BeginnersLuck, and tells Brother Gilbert to try again. He does, and where does the arrow hit the dummy this time? [[GroinAttack Right in the crotch]].
-->'''Bowen:''' Brother Gilbert... You're a ''natural!''
27th Aug '16 6:39:57 AM VPhantom
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* Near the beginning of the film, we have have this little gem of an exchange:
-->'''Einon''': The peasants are revolting!\\
'''Brok:''' They've always been revolting, prince. Now they're '''rebellin''''.
24th May '16 5:50:56 PM Nylsa
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[[{{Beat}} everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter.

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[[{{Beat}} ''([[{{Beat}} everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter.laughter)''
24th May '16 5:48:58 PM Nylsa
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--->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon!\\

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--->'''Kara''': -->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon!\\



--->'''Brother Gilbert''': What a brute! [[CallBack Why, he's even bigger than the last one!]]
--->'''Bowen''': Actually, he's about the same size...

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--->'''Brother ---->'''Brother Gilbert''': What a brute! [[CallBack Why, he's even bigger than the last one!]]
--->'''Bowen''': ---->'''Bowen''': Actually, he's about the same size...



--->'''Brother Gilbert:''' WE'RE GOING TO DIE! GOD HELP US, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!!!

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--->'''Brother -->'''Brother Gilbert:''' WE'RE GOING TO DIE! GOD HELP US, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!!!
13th Feb '15 9:22:14 PM lorgskyegon
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*** And while the PowerTrio are attempting to escape, Bowen swinging Brother Gilbert up onto his horse causes BG to accidentally cop a feel on Kara.
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