History Funny / Dragonheart

6th Feb '17 8:53:16 AM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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* During the scene where Bowen is training the villagers to fight against Einan's army, he teaches Brother Gilbert how to shoot a bow and arrow. He manages to shoot the dummy right in the head on the first try. Hewe simply chalks it up as BeginnersLuck, and tells Brother Gilbert to try again. He does, and where does the arrow hit the dummy this time? [[GroinAttack Right in the crotch]].

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* During the scene where Bowen is training the villagers to fight against Einan's army, he teaches Brother Gilbert how to shoot a bow and arrow. He Brother Gilbert manages to shoot the dummy right in the head on the first try. Hewe simply chalks it up as BeginnersLuck, and tells Brother Gilbert him to try again. He does, and where does the arrow hit the dummy this time? [[GroinAttack Right in the crotch]].
27th Dec '16 11:38:31 AM dunicha
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* During the scene where Bowen is training the villagers to fight against Einan's army, he teaches Brother Gilbert how to shoot a bow and arrow. He manages to shoot the dummy right in the head on the first try. Hugh simply chalks it up as BeginnersLuck, and tells Brother Gilbert to try again. He does, and where does the arrow hit the dummy this time? [[GroinAttack Right in the crotch]].

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* During the scene where Bowen is training the villagers to fight against Einan's army, he teaches Brother Gilbert how to shoot a bow and arrow. He manages to shoot the dummy right in the head on the first try. Hugh Hewe simply chalks it up as BeginnersLuck, and tells Brother Gilbert to try again. He does, and where does the arrow hit the dummy this time? [[GroinAttack Right in the crotch]].
11th Nov '16 12:24:57 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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* During the scene where Bowen is training the villagers to fight against Einan's army, he teaches Brother Gilbert how to shoot a bow and arrow. He manages to shoot the dummy right in the head on the first try. Hugh simply chalks it up as BeginnersLuck, and tells Brother Gilbert to try again. He does, and where does the arrow hit the dummy this time? [[GroinAttack Right in the crotch]].
-->'''Bowen:''' Brother Gilbert... You're a ''natural!''
27th Aug '16 6:39:57 AM VPhantom
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* Near the beginning of the film, we have have this little gem of an exchange:
-->'''Einon''': The peasants are revolting!\\
'''Brok:''' They've always been revolting, prince. Now they're '''rebellin''''.
24th May '16 5:50:56 PM Nylsa
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[[{{Beat}} everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter.

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[[{{Beat}} ''([[{{Beat}} everyone stares at her]], before bursting into full blown laughter.laughter)''
24th May '16 5:48:58 PM Nylsa
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--->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon!\\

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--->'''Kara''': -->'''Kara''': Don't you see? He's in league with the dragon!\\



--->'''Brother Gilbert''': What a brute! [[CallBack Why, he's even bigger than the last one!]]
--->'''Bowen''': Actually, he's about the same size...

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--->'''Brother ---->'''Brother Gilbert''': What a brute! [[CallBack Why, he's even bigger than the last one!]]
--->'''Bowen''': ---->'''Bowen''': Actually, he's about the same size...



--->'''Brother Gilbert:''' WE'RE GOING TO DIE! GOD HELP US, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!!!

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--->'''Brother -->'''Brother Gilbert:''' WE'RE GOING TO DIE! GOD HELP US, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!!!
13th Feb '15 9:22:14 PM lorgskyegon
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*** And while the PowerTrio are attempting to escape, Bowen swinging Brother Gilbert up onto his horse causes BG to accidentally cop a feel on Kara.
21st Nov '14 3:44:16 AM Lammy4ever7
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* When Draco rescues Bowen, Kara, and Brother Gilbert from the cannibalistic villagers, we are then treated to [[SceneryPorn several fantastic shots]] of Draco flying through the evening sky. And what do we hear?
--->'''Brother Gilbert:''' WE'RE GOING TO DIE! GOD HELP US, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!!!
18th Oct '14 7:35:34 PM Dragon
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* Draco diving out of the lake after being "killed" by Bowen and seeing a herd of sheep: "Well... ''hello''" [[HilarityEnsues Dinner ensues]].

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* Draco diving out of the lake after being "killed" by Bowen and seeing a herd of sheep: "Well... ''hello''" ''hello''." [[HilarityEnsues Dinner ensues]].
18th Oct '14 7:35:17 PM Dragon
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'''Draco''': Oh, now who gave them ''that'' bright idea?\\

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'''Draco''': Oh, now and who ever gave them ''that'' bright idea?\\



* Draco diving out of the lake after being "killed" by Bowen and seeing a herd of sheep: "Well hello, my pretties." [[HilarityEnsues Dinner ensues]].

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* Draco diving out of the lake after being "killed" by Bowen and seeing a herd of sheep: "Well hello, my pretties." "Well... ''hello''" [[HilarityEnsues Dinner ensues]].
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