History Funny / DevilMayCry

* Nero meeting Agnus for the first time in his laboratory after calling it a hellhole. Agnus yells at him to watch his words and the following dialogue ensues.
--> '''Agnus:''' "Just as foul-mouthed as I had heard. The rumors prove true. As will the new ones concerning your d-d-d-demise." \\
'''Nero:''' "Don't you think that's a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-t-talk?"

--> '''Daegon:''' What? How did you know? \\

--> '''Daegon:''' "What? How did you know?" \\
'''Dante:''' "You can hide your body, but that smell... Hoo! There's ''no'' covering that up." \\
'''Daegon:''' "Insult me one more time and I'll make you suffer more than you though possible."

--> '''Dagon:''' "What? How did you know?" \\

'''Dagon:''' "Insult me one more time and I'll make you suffer more than you though possible."

* The additional costumes introduced in Special Edition carry over to (most of) the cutscenes, which, depending on the scene, adds to the hilarity. Seeing Dante ham it up against Agnus or do a DoubleEntendre-laden dance routine is funny enough by itself, but seeing him in the [[AwesomeAnachronisticApparel Sparda outfit]] as he does make it downright sidesplitting.

--> "Impressive." \\

-->'''Dante:''' "... Good." [''sheaths them and walks on'']

--> '''Cerberus:''' "Leave now, mortal! The likes of you are forbidden in this land! You who are powerless are not worthy to set foot here!" \\
'''Dante:''' "[[DullSurprise Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before]]. You know, in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place." \\
'''Cerberus:''' "You, a mere human, make a mockery of ME?!? *breathes a ray of ice, which Dante dodges* \\
'''Dante:''' "Eeeasy, Fido. How 'bout I take you for a walk?" *claps hands and makes a beckoning motion* "Come on, puppy, let's go."

* Dante looks at them, then clonks their heads together* \\

* silence from the two swords*
-->'''Dante:''' "... Good." *sheaths them and walks on*

--> '''Dante:''' "It's like staring into a backed-up toilet. Why do you always stick your nose in other families' business? Come on, dude, don't you have any hobbies?"

--> '''Dante:''' "Come on, dude. My father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me?" *looks at his reflection in his {{BFS}}*

** How Dante just messes with Nero the entire fight and can NoSell everything, even getting Rebellion though his chest again.

--> '''Dante:''' "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?"

--> '''Echidna:''' "What the..." (''the last pod hits her, which leads her saying in a '''supremely''' pissed off tone'') "''Who the '''HELL''' are you?!''"

--> '''Dante:''' "Come on, dude. My father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me?" *looks at his reflection in his BFS*

* In the sword section tutorial battle after Sanctus's assassination, Nero revs Red Queen and asks Dante why he's packing a huge sword if he's not going to use it. Dante's response? Silently pulling out his sword, stabbing it in the ground and fake revving the hilt like Nero just did.

!! Devil May Cry
* DMC 1: "Flock off, feather face!"

!! Devil May Cry 2

!! Devil May Cry 3
* Dante in DMC 3 in general. His cockiness is absolutely hilarious.

** the best part is it's a little kitten sneeze and manages to completely demolish his building.
* Dante mouthing off to Cerberus at the entrance to Temen-Ni-Gru.
--> '''Cerberus:''' Leave now, mortal! The likes of you are forbidden in this land! You who are powerless are not worthy to set foot here!
--> '''Dante:''' [[DullSurprise Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before]]. You know, in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.
--> '''Cerberus:''' You, a mere human, make a mockery of ME?!? *breathes a ray of ice, which Dante dodges*
--> '''Dante:''' Eeeasy, Fido. How 'bout I take you for a walk? *claps hands and makes a beckoning motion* Come on, puppy, let's go.
* Jester. {{Creepy Awesome}}, campy and maniacal, (complete with Joker-esque {{evil laugh}}) appears randomly out of nowhere to give advice, and threatens to spank you during the boss fight. Depending on whether you're afraid of clowns, that is either traumatic or hilarious. He also subtly breaks the fourth wall and does the Charleston while trying to avoid ludicrously rapid gunfire from Dante, who finds him annoying because "I don't like anyone who has a bigger mouth than me."
* When Dante receives Agni & Rudra in DMC 3. He agrees to take them with him on the condition that they don't talk. Afterward, he does his usual showoffy weapon display, after which:
--> "Impressive."
--> '''Dante:''' *looks at them, then clonks their heads together*
--> '''Dante:''' No. Talking.
--> *silence from the two swords*
--> '''Dante:''' ...Good. *sheaths them and walks on*

* DMC 3: After Dante does his midair motorbike-fu thing. He lands inside the tower, unharmed...and the bike explodes. The explosion clears, he looks at the handlebars (which he is holding; the handlebars are the ONLY PIECE left), grunts, and casually tosses them over his shoulder as he leaves. Clank.

---> '''Dante:''' It's like staring into a backed-up toilet. Why do you always stick your nose in other families' business? Come on, dude, don't you have any hobbies?

!! Devil May Cry 4

--> '''Agnus:''' Just as foul-mouthed as I had heard. The rumors prove true. As will the new ones concerning your d-d-d-demise.
--> '''Nero:''' Don't you think that's a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-t-talk?
* DMC 4 has Dante meeting Gloria, and what does he do? Burst out laughing and saying that "that regal look suits [her]". This is because he knows she is [[spoiler:Trish]].

---> '''Dante:''' WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?

---> '''Echidna:''' What the....( and the last pod hits her, which leads her saying in a '''supremely''' pissed off tone) ''Who the '''HELL''' are you?!''
* DMC 4: The Saviour is revealed, and it's a gigantic creature that would normally herald a MassOhCrap from the cast of any other game. Dante's only reaction is an unimpressed "Check it out. It's got wings!"

** Speaking of which, before acquiring it, Dante faces Daegon. Unlike how Nero meets Bael's 'lures' for the first time (since they're the same kind), Dante is VERY happy to see Daegon's 'lures' and even tries to flirt with them. But he manages to avoid Daegon's attack thus leading to this conversation:
---> '''Dagon:''' What? How did you know?
---> '''Dante:''' You can hide your body, but that smell...Hoo! There's ''no'' covering that up.
---> '''Dagon:''' Insult me one more time and I'll make you suffer more than you though possible.

* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWvKx1x1pk&feature=related FIRST, I WHIP IT OUT!]]"

!! [[VideoGame/DmCDevilMayCry DmC: Devil May Cry]]

* DMC 4 has Dante meeting Gloria, and what does he do? Laugh at her because "that regal look suits her". This is because he knows she is [[spoiler:Trish]].
** Same thing with Sanctus saying "Oh, it's you... ''Gloria''," when [[spoiler:Trish is not in disguise]].

* The entire game, for all the wrong reasons.

** Speaking of which, before acquiring it Dante face Dagon. Unlikely how Nero meets Bael's 'lures' for the first time (since they're the same kind), Dante was VERY happy to see Dagon's 'lures' and even tries to flirt with them. But he manages to avoid Dagon's attack thus leading to this conversation:

---> '''Dante:''' You can hide your body but that smell...Hoo! There's ''no'' covering that up.

---> '''Cerberus:''' Leave now, mortal! The likes of you are forbidden in this land! You who are powerless are not worthy to set foot here!
---> '''Dante:''' [[DullSurprise Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before]]. You know, in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.
---> '''Cerberus:''' You, a mere human, make a mockery of ME?!? *breathes a ray of ice, which Dante dodges*
---> '''Dante:''' Eeeasy, Fido. How 'bout I take you for a walk? *claps hands and makes a beckoning motion* Come on, puppy, let's go.

---> '''Dante:''' You can hide your body but that smell...Hoo! There's no covering up.
---> '''Dagon:''' Insult me one more time and I make you suffer more than you though possible.

* Agnus and Dante [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSEBAukcHaU in their wax Shakespearean style]] before their fight.

!! VideoGame/DmCDevilMayCry

* At the start of the second mission, Dante wears his trademark red coat [[MundaneMadeAwesome in the coolest manner possible]]... Then he [[SneezeOfDoom sneezes]], and the front of his store crumbles completely.

* There's enough of them in this game to [[Funny/DmCDevilMayCry get its own page]].

!! DmCDevilMayCry

* The game entirely, for all the wrong reasons.

---> '''Echidna:''' (in a '''supremely''' pissed off tone) ''Who the '''HELL''' are you?!''

* Agnus and Dante [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSEBAukcHaU wax Shakespearean]] before their fight.