History Funny / DevilMayCry

* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWvKx1x1pk&feature=related FIRST, I WHIP IT OUT!]]"
** Agnus and Dante [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSEBAukcHaU wax Shakespearean]] before their fight.

* At the start of the second mission, Dante wears his trademark red coat [[MundaneMadeAwesome in the coolest manner possible]]... Then he [[SneezeOfDoom sneezes]], and the front of his store crumbles completely.

* The opening cutscene in ''3''. The ''whole damn thing'', starting from the moment he punts his chair.
* Dante mouthing off to Cerberus at the entrance to Temen-Ni-Gru.
---> '''Cerberus:''' Leave now, mortal! The likes of you are forbidden in this land! You who are powerless are not worthy to set foot here!
---> '''Dante:''' [[DullSurprise Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before]]. You know, in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.
---> '''Cerberus:''' You, a mere human, make a mockery of ME?!? *breathes a ray of ice, which Dante dodges*
---> '''Dante:''' Eeeasy, Fido. How 'bout I take you for a walk? *claps hands and makes a beckoning motion* Come on, puppy, let's go.
* Basically, the rule of the world is "[[PercussiveMaintenance if at first it does not work, beat the crap out of it]]." Dante kicks the fake spear when it doesn't work in ''3'', Nero shoots the control panel when it initially fails to open the bridge, etc...

* Dante acquires Nevan. Instant rock show.
** Dante acquires Pandora. After it turns into a few different ranged weapons, it turns into... Dante closes the lid hastily, breathes a sigh of relief, and the floor just breaks.
* How do you get the attention of the local boss monster? Well, you pick up some of its seeds, and kick them across the forest so they all hit said monster in the face in rapid succession.
* Dante's reaction to Arkham assuming the form of Sparda:
---> '''Dante:''' It's like staring into a backed-up toilet. Why do you always stick your nose in other families' business? Come on, dude, don't you have any hobbies?
* DMC 1: "Flock off, feather face!"
** And after the fight against Griffon, the scene leading up to his death. The way his body starts to magically ascend to the heavens before being crushed by a pillar is absolutely hilarious.
* Nero meeting Agnus for the first time in his laboratory after calling it a hellhole. Agnus yells at him to watch his words and the following dialogue ensues.
--> '''Agnus:''' Just as foul-mouthed as I had heard. The rumors prove true. As will the new ones concerning your d-d-d-demise.
--> '''Nero:''' Don't you think that's a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-t-talk?

---> '''Echidna:''' ''(in a '''supremely''' pissed off tone)'' Who the '''''HELL''''' are you?!

---> '''Dante''': It's like staring into a backed-up toilet. Why do you always stick your nose in other families' business? Come on, dude, don't you have any hobbies?

--> '''Agnus''': Just as foul mouthed as I had heard. The rumors prove true. As will the new ones concerning your d-d-d-demise.
--> '''Nero''': Don't you think that's a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-t-talk?

* Basically, the rule of the world is "[[PercussiveMaintenance if at first it does not work, hurt it]]." Dante kicks the fake spear when it doesn't work in ''3'', Nero shoots the control panel when it initially fails to open the bridge, etc...
** PercussiveMaintenance.

** And then later, when Dante is taking on the plant/snake demon lady... She shoots her seed pods at him, and he kicks them right back at her. After they bounce off her head...
---> '''Demon:''' ''(in a '''supremely''' pissed off tone)'' Who the '''''HELL''''' are you?!

--> '''Dante''': *looks at them, then clonks their heads together*
--> '''Dante''': No. Talking.

--> '''Dante''': ...Good. *sheaths them and walks on*

** Same thing with Sanctus saying "Oh, it's you...Gloria" when [[spoiler:Trish is not in disguise]].

---> '''Cerberus''': Leave now, mortal! The likes of you are forbidden in this land! You who are powerless are not worthy to set foot here!
---> '''Dante''': [[DullSurprise Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before]]. You know, in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.
---> '''Cerberus''': You, a mere human, make a mockery of ME?!? *breathes a ray of ice, which Dante dodges*
---> '''Dante''': Eeeasy, Fido. How 'bout I take you for a walk? *claps hands and makes a beckoning motion* Come on, puppy, let's go.

---> '''Dante''': WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?

---> Demon: ''(in a '''supremely''' pissed off tone)'' Who the '''''HELL''''' are you?!

* At the start of the second mission, Dante wears his trademark red coat [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome in the coolest manner possible]]... Then he [[SneezeOfDoom sneezes]], and the front of his store crumbles completely.

* Jester. {{Creepy Awesome}}, campy and maniacal, (complete with Joker-esque {{evil laugh}} ) appears randomly out of nowhere to give advice, and threatens to spank you during the boss fight. Depending on whether you're afraid of clowns, that is either traumatic or hilarious. He also subtly breaks the fourth wall and does the Charleston while trying to avoid ludicrously rapid gunfire from Dante, who finds him annoying because "I don't like anyone who has a bigger mouth than me."
* When Dante receives Agni & Rudra in Devil May Cry 3. He agrees to take them with him on the condition that they don't talk. Afterward, he does his usual showoffy weapon display, after which:

--> Dante: *looks at them, then clonks their heads together*
--> Dante: No. Talking.

--> Dante: ...Good. *sheaths them and walks on*

---> '''Cerberus''': "Leave now, mortal! The likes of you are forbidden in this land! You who are powerless are not worthy to set foot here!"
---> '''Dante''': "[[DullSurprise Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before]]. You know, in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.
---> '''Cerberus''': "You, a mere human, make a mockery of ME?!?" *breathes a ray of ice, which Dante dodges*
---> '''Dante''': Eeeasy, Fido. How 'bout I take you for a walk?" *claps hands and makes a beckoning motion* "Come on, puppy, let's go."

---> '''Dante''': "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?"

--> *Silence from the two swords*

** Another DMC 4 one: Agnus and Dante [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSEBAukcHaU wax Shakespearean]] before their fight.

* When Dante receives Agni & Rudra in Devil May Cry 3. He agrees to take them with him on the condition that they don't talk. Afterwards, he does his usual showoffy weapon display, after which:

--> Dante: *Looks at them, then clonks their heads together*

--> Dante: ...Good. *Sheaths them and walks on*
* DMC 3: after Dante does his midair motorbike-fu thing. He lands inside the tower, unharmed... and the bike explodes. The explosion clears, he looks at the handlebars (which he is holding; the handlebars are the ONLY PIECE left), grunts, and casually tosses them over his shoulder as he leaves. Clank.
* At the start of the second mission, Dante wears his trademark red coat [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome in the coolest manner possible]]... Then he [[SneezeOfDoom sneezes]] and the front of his store crumbles completely.
** And on top of that, it's a rather cute sneeze.
* DMC 4 has Dante meeting Gloria and what does he do? Laugh at her because "that regal look suits her". This is because he knew she is [[spoiler:Trish]].
** Same thing with Sanctus saying "Oh, it's you... Gloria" when [[spoiler:Trish is not in disguise]].

* From DMC1: "Flock off, feather face!"

* Basically, the rule of the world is "if at first it does not work, hurt it." Dante kicks the fake spear when it doesn't work in ''3'', Nero shoots the control panel when it initially fails to open the bridge, etc...

** Another DMC4 one: Agnus and Dante [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSEBAukcHaU wax Shakespearean]] before their fight.
* Dante in DMC3 in general. His cockiness is absolutely hilarious.

"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWvKx1x1pk&feature=related FIRST, I WHIP IT OUT!]]"

Another DMC4 one: Agnus and Dante [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSEBAukcHaU wax Shakespearean]] before their fight.

Dante in DMC3 in general. His cockiness is absolutely hilarious.

Jester. {{Creepy Awesome}}, campy and maniacal, (complete with Joker-esque {{evil laugh}} ) appears randomly out of nowhere to give advice, and threatens to spank you during the boss fight. Depending on whether you're afraid of clowns, that is either traumatic or hilarious. He also subtly breaks the fourth wall and does the Charleston while trying to avoid ludicrously rapid gunfire from Dante, who finds him annoying because "I don't like anyone who has a bigger mouth than me."

When Dante receives Agni & Rudra in Devil May Cry 3. He agrees to take them with him on the condition that they don't talk. Afterwards, he does his usual showoffy weapon display, after which:

DMC 3: after Dante does his midair motorbike-fu thing. He lands inside the tower, unharmed... and the bike explodes. The explosion clears, he looks at the handlebars (which he is holding; the handlebars are the ONLY PIECE left), grunts, and casually tosses them over his shoulder as he leaves. Clank.

"FIRST, I WHIP IT OUT!"

Another DMC4 one: Agnus and Dante wax Shakespearean before their fight.

Jester. {{Creepy Awesome}}, campy and maniacal, (complete with {{Joker-esque evil laugh}} ) appears randomly out of nowhere to give advice, and threatens to spank you during the boss fight. Depending on whether you're afraid of clowns, that is either traumatic or hilarious. He also subtly breaks the fourth wall and does the Charleston while trying to avoid ludicrously rapid gunfire from Dante, who finds him annoying because "I don't like anyone who has a bigger mouth than me."

Jester. {{Creepy Awesome}}, campy and maniacal, appears randomly out of nowhere to give advice, and threatens to spank you during the boss fight. Depending on whether you're afraid of clowns, that is either traumatic or hilarious. He also subtly breaks the fourth wall and does the Charleston while trying to avoid ludicrously rapid gunfire from Dante, who finds him annoying because "I don't like anyone who has a bigger mouth than me."

Jester. He's {{Creepy Awesome}}, campy and maniacal, appears randomly out of nowhere to give advice, and threatens to spank you during the boss fight! Depending on whether you're afraid of clowns, that is either traumatic or hilarious. He also breaks the fourth wall and does the Charleston while trying to avoid ludicrously rapid gunfire from Dante, who finds him annoying because "I don't like anyone who has a bigger mouth than me."

Jester. He's {{Creepy Awesome,}} campy and maniacal, appears randomly out of nowhere to give advice, and threatens to spank you during the boss fight! Depending on whether you're afraid of clowns, that is either traumatic or hilarious. He also breaks the fourth wall and does the Charleston while trying to avoid ludicrously rapid gunfire from Dante, who finds him annoying because "I don't like anyone who has a bigger mouth than me."

Jester. He's {{Creepy Awesome}} campy and maniacal, appears out of nowhere, and threatens to spank you during the boss fight! Depending on whether you're afraid of clowns, that is either traumatic or hilarious. He also breaks the fourth wall and does the Charleston while trying to avoid ludicrously rapid gunfire by Dante, who finds him irritating because "I don't like anyone who has a bigger mouth than me."