History Funny / DeadSpace3

** "[[ShutUpHannibal Right back at you, jackass.]]"

--> '''Isaac''': Oh, thank ''God''.

** Or the Devil Horns.

* Starting a NewGamePlus means you get whatever weapon you were holding at the end of the game in place of the pistol Carver hands you. This can cause slightly ridiculous situations, like Carver tossing a civilian an assault rifle with an underslung grenade launcher, or complete absurdity, like Carver handing him a [[ChainsawGood Ripper]] that sets everything it touches on fire.

* Starting a NewGamePlus means you get whatever weapon you were holding at the end of the game in place of the pistol Carver hands you. This can cause slightly ridiculous situations, like Carver tossing a civilian an assault rifle with an underslung grenade launcher, or complete absurdity, like Carver handing him a [[ChainsawGood Ripper]] that set everything it touches on fire.

--> '''Carver''': ''(chuckles)'' Yeah...''(chuckles again)'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] [[DeathWorld this planet]].

** To be fair, that guy was kind of a [[JerkAss dick]]

--> '''Carver:''' Yeah it is.

* Despite the [[DarkerandEdgier much, much darker tone]] of the DLC, Isaac and Carver still manage to engage in some humorous dialogue

--> '''Danik:''' Isaac, is that you? You are ''unbelievably'' hard to kill, are you aware of that?

** To be fair, that guy was kind of a [[JerkAss dick]]

--> '''Isaac''': Oh, thank ''God''.

--> '''Carver:''' Congratulations, you just turned [[spoiler: the city]] into a pretzel. What now?

--> '''Carver:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's gas that eats your face!]]

* The Bot Personality Pack DLC for the Scavenger Bot turns your [[CuteMachines adorable bot]] into an incredibly snarky rover that has a complement of lines that occasionally goes toe-to-toe with [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic HK-47's]] dark humor.

* Late in the game while in the research facility in cooperative, before you enter the generator room to return power to [[DeadlyGas the sterilization gas]]. Carver and Isaac get this little gem.
--> '''Carver:''' [[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering Wait, you're not thinking we should mess with this sterilization system, are you?]]
--> '''Isaac:''' ''*almost teasing tone*'' [[BlatantLies Mmmmaybe?]]

--> '''Carver:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's gas that eats your face!]]

--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' What do you do with all of these resources? If you're building weapons to chop even '''more''' limbs off people. I'll have no part of it. That makes me an accomplice, we're simply not that close.

--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Nothing much to report sir. I'll try looking over here. With any luck, it'll be more resources, and... ''fewer'' body parts.

* The Bot Personality Pack DLC for the Scavenger Bot turns your CuteMachine into an incredibly snarky rover that has a complement of lines that occasionally goes toe-in-toe with [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic HK-47's]] dark humor.

* Remember the [[LethalJokeItem Hand Cannon]] from ''VideoGame/DeadSpace2''? It's back... as [[ThePowerOfRock the Devil Horns]]. It has infinite ammo and is basically a OneHitKO on anything. But, reload it, and Isaac will headbang.

--> '''Isaac''': ''(after narrowly escaping several regenerating Necromorphs)'' God, I hate those things....

* Isaac and Carvers reaction to the Regenerators, which mirrors the players.
--> '''Isaac''' *after narrowly escaping several regenerating necromorphs* God, I hate those things....

--> '''Isaac:''' ......oops.

* Isaac trying to use his stasis module to slow down the automated freeway traffic, which looks like a typical simple stasis puzzle from the previous two games. Except that he only slows down ONE transport, causing the rest to crash in a massive pileup.