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** Mervin's [[HeroicBSOD reaction]] to a Twilight fan's statement that [[InsaneTrollLogic Edward is the best romantic lead ever because he doesn't demand oral sex from Bella]] in the third sporking.
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** Mervin's [[HeroicBSOD reaction]] to a Twilight fan's Erika Christakis' statement that [[InsaneTrollLogic Edward is the best romantic lead ever because he doesn't demand oral sex from Bella]] in the third sporking.
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--> '''Erika Christakis:''' As one of my jaded neighbors once opined, “All men is half dog.”
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--> '''Erika Christakis:''' '''EC:''' As one of my jaded neighbors once opined, “All men is half dog.”
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** Also from the third sporking, this little gem:
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** Also from the third sporking, this little gem:
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** Also from the third sporking, this little gem:
--> '''Erika Christakis:''' As one of my jaded neighbors once opined, “All men is half dog.”
--> '''Mervin:''' And all women is bitches. Two can play at that game. Bitch.
--> '''Erika Christakis:''' As one of my jaded neighbors once opined, “All men is half dog.”
--> '''Mervin:''' And all women is bitches. Two can play at that game. Bitch.
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--> 20. Quote Romeo ( [[CaptainObvious Shake]][[RougeAnglesOfSatin spear]] )
--> '''Mervin:''' [[http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/das_mervin/6059542/187528/187528_original.png Shakespeared!]]
--> '''Mervin:''' [[http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/das_mervin/6059542/187528/187528_original.png Shakespeared!]]
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** Merving mocking the male stereotypes outlined in the first article sporked, and then pointing out how the last two could easily be used to describe stereotypical females.
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* Mervin's [[HeroicBSOD reaction]] to a Twilight fan's statement that [[InsaneTrollLogic Edward is the best romantic lead ever because he doesn't demand oral sex from Bella]] in her third ''Twihard Idiocy'' sporking.
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* Mervin and Gehayi's ''Twihard Idiocy'' sporkings are full of these:
** Mervin's [[HeroicBSOD reaction]] to a Twilight fan's statement that [[InsaneTrollLogic Edward is the best romantic lead ever because he doesn't demand oral sex from Bella]] inher the third ''Twihard Idiocy'' sporking.sporking.
** A lot of Mervin's responses to the characteristics that are listed in the sixth sporking:
--> 3. Save you from death
--> '''Mervin:''' “Honey? I’m going to go jump on the subway rails. Would you mind saving me to prove your love for me? Sorry, it’s a requirement of all of my boyfriends. You will be graded on this, so it’s a pretty important test. How fast you do it will factor into whether or not I give you a blowjob later, just so you know.”
--> 11. Be really smart
--> '''Mervin:''' I suppose it’s to compensate for what you lack.
--> 21. Stand in front of you in a protective way when you arein danger
--> '''Mervin:''' Yes, stand there and posture and be generally useless. Don’t actually do anything to alleviate the danger, or anything, or get us both away from said danger. It’s better to sit and bluster a lot.
** Mervin's [[HeroicBSOD reaction]] to a Twilight fan's statement that [[InsaneTrollLogic Edward is the best romantic lead ever because he doesn't demand oral sex from Bella]] in
** A lot of Mervin's responses to the characteristics that are listed in the sixth sporking:
--> 3. Save you from death
--> '''Mervin:''' “Honey? I’m going to go jump on the subway rails. Would you mind saving me to prove your love for me? Sorry, it’s a requirement of all of my boyfriends. You will be graded on this, so it’s a pretty important test. How fast you do it will factor into whether or not I give you a blowjob later, just so you know.”
--> 11. Be really smart
--> '''Mervin:''' I suppose it’s to compensate for what you lack.
--> 21. Stand in front of you in a protective way when you arein danger
--> '''Mervin:''' Yes, stand there and posture and be generally useless. Don’t actually do anything to alleviate the danger, or anything, or get us both away from said danger. It’s better to sit and bluster a lot.
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* Mervin's [[HeroicBSOD reaction]] to a Twilight fan's statement that [[InsaneTrollLogic Edward is the best romantic lead ever because he doesn't demand oral sex from Bella]] in her third ''Twihard Idiocy'' sporking.
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* Mervin's [[HeroicBSOD reaction]] to a Twilight fan's statement that [[InsaneTrollLogic Edward is the best romantic lead ever because he doesn't demand oral sex from Bella]] in her third ''Twihard Idiocy'' sporking.sporking.
* [=ZeldaQueen=]'s response to the main character of ''Gabriel's Inferno'' demonising Music/NineInchNails:
--> '''ZQ''': Ho boy, we got any Nine Inch Nails fans in the audience tonight? Alright! How was your evening Satan-worshipping? Kill any chickens at it? I see. Tonight was cattle mutilation night. Good times.
* [=ZeldaQueen=]'s response to the main character of ''Gabriel's Inferno'' demonising Music/NineInchNails:
--> '''ZQ''': Ho boy, we got any Nine Inch Nails fans in the audience tonight? Alright! How was your evening Satan-worshipping? Kill any chickens at it? I see. Tonight was cattle mutilation night. Good times.
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* One of Riffing Academy's earliest sporkings on the community was a Harry Potter/Cardcaptor Sakura crossover fic. When [[GodModeSue Harry]], Sakura and Syaoran all showed up for the Final Judgment to face Yue, he called the entire chapter "Magicmash 2013" and called it as if it were Wrestlemania, including adding in cheering for Sakura and Syaoran and booing for Harry, trying his hardest not to break character. Wrestling/JimRoss would've been proud. When [[spoiler: Harry managed to win despite Sakura technically never losing]], he added in a ''full-blown audience riot''. He went as far as to call the event the [[Wrestling/MontrealScrewJob "Tokyo Screwjob"]] in later chapters. Told you he committed!
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* One of Riffing Academy's earliest sporkings on the community was a Harry Potter/Cardcaptor Sakura crossover fic. When [[GodModeSue Harry]], Sakura and Syaoran all showed up for the Final Judgment to face Yue, he called the entire chapter "Magicmash 2013" and called it as if it were Wrestlemania, including adding in cheering for Sakura and Syaoran and booing for Harry, trying his hardest not to break character. Wrestling/JimRoss would've been proud. When [[spoiler: Harry managed to win despite Sakura technically never losing]], he added in a ''full-blown audience riot''. He went as far as to call the event the [[Wrestling/MontrealScrewJob "Tokyo Screwjob"]] in later chapters. Told you he committed!committed!
* Mervin's [[HeroicBSOD reaction]] to a Twilight fan's statement that [[InsaneTrollLogic Edward is the best romantic lead ever because he doesn't demand oral sex from Bella]] in her third ''Twihard Idiocy'' sporking.
* Mervin's [[HeroicBSOD reaction]] to a Twilight fan's statement that [[InsaneTrollLogic Edward is the best romantic lead ever because he doesn't demand oral sex from Bella]] in her third ''Twihard Idiocy'' sporking.
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* Almost every time Mervin has a meltdown over the PurpleProse in ''Twilight''. One particularly bad passage led to her [[AngstNuke Pauling out]] and snarling "I hate everything!"
* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops.
** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs.
* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops.
** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs.
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* Almost every time Mervin has a meltdown over the PurpleProse in ''Twilight''. ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''. One particularly bad passage led to her [[AngstNuke Pauling out]] and snarling snarling, "I hate everything!"
* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually''happens.'')[[/note]] ''happens'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure Franchise/PrettyCure fics can offer moments like this; like this, such as when Kanade lacing laced her cupcakes with friendship and aesops.
** Also from thescripts, scripts: Aphrodite referring to herself as the "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming the "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs.
* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually
** Also from the
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* Raxis's speculation that Fox News is secretly run by youma, after assisting with his first sporking in the ''Franchise/SailorMoon'' fandom.
* The comm's collective headcanon that the Volturi are taking so long to exact justice is because they decided to take their entire coven on a fabulous American road-trip! Also, those costumes and choreography take time and practice.
** In particular, Marcus preferring to stare at the World's Biggest Ball Of Twine rather than preside the "trial".
* The comm's collective headcanon that the Volturi are taking so long to exact justice is because they decided to take their entire coven on a fabulous American road-trip! Also, those costumes and choreography take time and practice.
** In particular, Marcus preferring to stare at the World's Biggest Ball Of Twine rather than preside the "trial".
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* Raxis's Raxis' speculation that Fox News is secretly run by youma, youma after assisting with his first sporking in the ''Franchise/SailorMoon'' fandom.
* The comm's collective headcanonthat for the Volturi are taking so long to exact justice in ''Breaking Dawn'' is because they Aro, Marcus, and Caius decided to take their entire coven on a fabulous American road-trip! Also, those costumes and choreography take time and practice.
** In particular, Marcus preferring to stare at the World's Biggest Ball Of Twine rather than preside over the "trial".
* The comm's collective headcanon
** In particular, Marcus preferring to stare at the World's Biggest Ball Of Twine rather than preside over the "trial".
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** A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has led the open crush Riyna and Midoriri have on Reika.
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** A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has led to the open crush Riyna and Midoriri have on Reika.
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-->'''GEHAYI:''' [...Christian Grey] hasn’t had an excuse to beat anyone for almost a whole week. Taylor is taller than he is, more muscular and ex-Army. I think there’s a limit to what he’ll tolerate, even on Catsuit Tuesday.
-->'''KET:''' And Taylor wouldn’t cry. He’d just check his email on his phone or read a magazine.''
-->'''KET:''' And Taylor wouldn’t cry. He’d just check his email on his phone or read a magazine.''
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-->'''GEHAYI:''' [...([[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey ...Christian Grey] Grey]]) hasn’t had an excuse to beat anyone for almost a whole week. Taylor is taller than he is, more muscular and ex-Army. I think there’s a limit to what he’ll tolerate, even on Catsuit Tuesday.
-->'''KET:''' And Taylor wouldn’t cry. He’d just check his email on his phone or read a magazine.''
-->'''KET:''' And Taylor wouldn’t cry. He’d just check his email on his phone or read a magazine.
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* Mrs Hyde's meltdown over the eight pointed snowflake in ''Breaking Dawn'', Chapter 27 Part II. Crystallographer rage, indeed.
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* Mrs Mrs. Hyde's meltdown over the eight pointed snowflake in ''Breaking Dawn'', Chapter 27 Part II. Crystallographer rage, indeed.
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* Mervin's summary (in part 2 of the spork of Chapter 35 of Breaking Dawn) of how Stephenie Meyer tried to write the Cullen family as the epitome of [[BlueBlood Old Money]], and instead wrote them as the crass, tasteless [[NouveauRiche New Money]] stereotype.
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* Mervin's summary (in part 2 of the spork of Chapter 35 of Breaking Dawn) from ''Breaking Dawn'') of how Stephenie Meyer tried to write the Cullen family as the epitome of [[BlueBlood Old Money]], and instead wrote them as the crass, tasteless [[NouveauRiche New Money]] stereotype.
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops.
** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs.
* A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
* Bekah's intro to the spork of ''Draco Sinister'' points out the fuck-up in the title: 'sinister' is Latin for 'left', so in her words, "I give to y’all the [[EpicFail adventures of the left-handed dragon.]] Enjoy."
** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs.
* A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
* Bekah's intro to the spork of ''Draco Sinister'' points out the fuck-up in the title: 'sinister' is Latin for 'left', so in her words, "I give to y’all the [[EpicFail adventures of the left-handed dragon.]] Enjoy."
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** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs.
* A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
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* Mervin's complete and utter glee over how hammy and ObviouslyEvil the villain of ''[[SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet Sins of the Father]]''
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* Mervin's complete and utter glee over how hammy and ObviouslyEvil the villain of ''[[SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet Sins of the Father]]''Father]]'' is.
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* In ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn]]'', Mervin and Hyde are appalled to see the Cullens readily accept help from the Romanian vampires, since she read the Illustrated Guide and saw just what monsters they are. To try to convey just how tasteless it is to accept people so evil to help with a noble cause, Mrs. Hyde [[BlackHumor gives the following example]]:
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* In ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn]]'', Mervin and Hyde are appalled to see the Cullens readily accept help from the Romanian vampires, since she they have read the Illustrated Guide and saw just what monsters they the Romanians are. To try to convey just how tasteless it is to accept people so evil to help with a noble cause, Mrs. Hyde [[BlackHumor gives the following example]]:
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* One of Riffing Academy's earliest sporkings on the community was a Harry Potter/Cardcaptor Sakura crossover fic. When [[GodModeSue Harry]], Sakura and Syaoran all showed up for the Final Judgment to face Yue, he called the entire chapter "Magicmash 2013" and called it as if it were Wrestlemania, including adding in cheering for Sakura and Syaoran and booing for Harry, trying his hardest not to break character. Wrestling/JimRoss would've been proud. When [[spoiler: Harry managed to win despite Sakura technically never losing,]] he added in a ''full-blown audience riot''. He went as far as to call the event the [[Wrestling/MontrealScrewJob "Tokyo Screwjob"]] in later chapters. Told you he committed!
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* One of Riffing Academy's earliest sporkings on the community was a Harry Potter/Cardcaptor Sakura crossover fic. When [[GodModeSue Harry]], Sakura and Syaoran all showed up for the Final Judgment to face Yue, he called the entire chapter "Magicmash 2013" and called it as if it were Wrestlemania, including adding in cheering for Sakura and Syaoran and booing for Harry, trying his hardest not to break character. Wrestling/JimRoss would've been proud. When [[spoiler: Harry managed to win despite Sakura technically never losing,]] losing]], he added in a ''full-blown audience riot''. He went as far as to call the event the [[Wrestling/MontrealScrewJob "Tokyo Screwjob"]] in later chapters. Told you he committed!
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--> '''RA:''' Order one now for 17 easy payments of $399.99!
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--> '''RA:''' Order one now for [[FourEqualPaymentsOf 17 easy payments of of]] [[ShockinglyExpensiveBill $399.99!99!]]
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops. ** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs. * A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has led the open crush Riyna and Midoriri have on Reika.
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops.
** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a fewlaughs. * laughs.
** A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has led the open crush Riyna and Midoriri have on Reika.
** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few
** A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has led the open crush Riyna and Midoriri have on Reika.
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops. ** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs. * A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' sporkhas the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika..
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops. ** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs. * A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' sporkhas spork has led the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika..have on Reika.
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Trying to fix the deleted trope.
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops. ** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite few laughs. * A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure''. One particularly bad passage has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops. ** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs. * A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure''. One particularly bad passage has ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' sporkhas the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.Reika..
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops. ** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite few laughs. * A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure''. One particularly bad passage has the crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops. ** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite few laughs. * A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure''. One particularly bad passage has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops. ** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite few laughs. * A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure''. One particularly bad passage has the crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
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* Pretty much every time Mervin has a meltdown over the PurpleProse in ''Twilight''. One particularly bad passage led to her [[AngstNuke Pauling out]] and snarling "I hate everything!"
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** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs.
* A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs.
* A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
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--> Bree utters a line—“So we're walking disco balls”—that, were this any other author, would make me think was a nod and a wink to the audience, except I know this is Meyer, and I have a feeling [[ViewersAreMorons it’s more of a poke in the eye with a sharp stick]].
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--> Bree utters a line—“So we're walking disco balls”—that, were this any other author, would make me think was a nod and a wink to the audience, except I know this is Meyer, and I have a feeling [[ViewersAreMorons it’s more of a poke in the eye with a sharp stick]].stick.
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[[WhatTheHellHero GOOD GOD.]]
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[[WhatTheHellHero GOOD GOD.]]]]
* One of Riffing Academy's earliest sporkings on the community was a Harry Potter/Cardcaptor Sakura crossover fic. When [[GodModeSue Harry]], Sakura and Syaoran all showed up for the Final Judgment to face Yue, he called the entire chapter "Magicmash 2013" and called it as if it were Wrestlemania, including adding in cheering for Sakura and Syaoran and booing for Harry, trying his hardest not to break character. Wrestling/JimRoss would've been proud. When [[spoiler: Harry managed to win despite Sakura technically never losing,]] he added in a ''full-blown audience riot''. He went as far as to call the event the [[Wrestling/MontrealScrewJob "Tokyo Screwjob"]] in later chapters. Told you he committed!
* One of Riffing Academy's earliest sporkings on the community was a Harry Potter/Cardcaptor Sakura crossover fic. When [[GodModeSue Harry]], Sakura and Syaoran all showed up for the Final Judgment to face Yue, he called the entire chapter "Magicmash 2013" and called it as if it were Wrestlemania, including adding in cheering for Sakura and Syaoran and booing for Harry, trying his hardest not to break character. Wrestling/JimRoss would've been proud. When [[spoiler: Harry managed to win despite Sakura technically never losing,]] he added in a ''full-blown audience riot''. He went as far as to call the event the [[Wrestling/MontrealScrewJob "Tokyo Screwjob"]] in later chapters. Told you he committed!
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops.
** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs.
* A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs.
* A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
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-->"It's a vaccine for this condition called "death". I call it the "Lazarus Vaccine!" The boys in the lab wanted to call it [[MichaelJackson "Jesus]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Juice"]] but I had reservations about that."
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-->"It's a vaccine for this condition called "death". I call it the "Lazarus Vaccine!" The boys in the lab wanted to call it [[MichaelJackson [[Music/MichaelJackson "Jesus]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Juice"]] but I had reservations about that."
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* In ''Literature/{{Twilight}}]] Breaking Dawn'', Mervin and Hyde are appalled to see the Cullens readily accept help from the Romanian vampires, since she read the Illustrated Guide and saw just what monsters they are. To try to convey just how tasteless it is to accept people so evil to help with a noble cause, Mrs. Hyde [[BlackHumor gives the following example]]:
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* In ''Literature/{{Twilight}}]] ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn'', Dawn]]'', Mervin and Hyde are appalled to see the Cullens readily accept help from the Romanian vampires, since she read the Illustrated Guide and saw just what monsters they are. To try to convey just how tasteless it is to accept people so evil to help with a noble cause, Mrs. Hyde [[BlackHumor gives the following example]]:
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* In ''Literature/{{Twilight}}]] Breaking Dawn'', Mervin and Hyde are appalled to see the Cullens readily accept help from the Romanian vampires, since she read the Illustrated Guide and saw just what [[CompleteMonster monsters]] they are. To try to convey just how tasteless it is to accept people so evil to help with a noble cause, Mrs. Hyde [[BlackHumor gives the following example]]:
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* In ''Literature/{{Twilight}}]] Breaking Dawn'', Mervin and Hyde are appalled to see the Cullens readily accept help from the Romanian vampires, since she read the Illustrated Guide and saw just what [[CompleteMonster monsters]] monsters they are. To try to convey just how tasteless it is to accept people so evil to help with a noble cause, Mrs. Hyde [[BlackHumor gives the following example]]:
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Man, I love Mr. Thornehill. This guy is hilarious. He’s fantastic! Congratulations, you have finally made a character I LIKE, Gethsemane. We need more of this guy! Come on!
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Man, I love Mr. Thornehill. This guy is hilarious. He’s fantastic! Congratulations, you have finally made a character I LIKE, Gethsemane. We need more of this guy! Come on!on!
* In ''Literature/{{Twilight}}]] Breaking Dawn'', Mervin and Hyde are appalled to see the Cullens readily accept help from the Romanian vampires, since she read the Illustrated Guide and saw just what [[CompleteMonster monsters]] they are. To try to convey just how tasteless it is to accept people so evil to help with a noble cause, Mrs. Hyde [[BlackHumor gives the following example]]:
--> You’ve decided that you want to found a society for the protection of boxes of kittens. One day, you were just strolling along, minding your own business, and you saw a box of kittens on the railroad tracks and you saved it and you realized you discovered your purpose in life. So you are now on a one-man crusade to save all of the boxes of kittens in the world—and there are so many! You’re going door to door, giving out pamphlets about boxes of kittens. You pass out fuzzy ribbons to promote Box of Kittens Awareness Month. You hold a telethon on public television to solicit donations for homeless boxes of kittens. And it’s going so well! No one can deny that your cause is noble and worthy! For God’s sake—you’re saving boxes of kittens! This is a worthy cause! Boxes of kittens will save the world! And then, one day, during Boxapalooza, the annual charity ball, there is a knock on the door. And guess who it is!\\
Why, it’s ''Joe Stalin''! And what do you know—he loves boxes of kittens! And he wants to support your cause! He wants to be the poster child for your movement!\\
''And'', best of all, wants to donate sixty million dollars that he appropriated from the sixty million political prisoners that he had executed to cement his regime!\\
Apparently, the Cullens would be fine with that.\\
[[WhatTheHellHero GOOD GOD.]]
* In ''Literature/{{Twilight}}]] Breaking Dawn'', Mervin and Hyde are appalled to see the Cullens readily accept help from the Romanian vampires, since she read the Illustrated Guide and saw just what [[CompleteMonster monsters]] they are. To try to convey just how tasteless it is to accept people so evil to help with a noble cause, Mrs. Hyde [[BlackHumor gives the following example]]:
--> You’ve decided that you want to found a society for the protection of boxes of kittens. One day, you were just strolling along, minding your own business, and you saw a box of kittens on the railroad tracks and you saved it and you realized you discovered your purpose in life. So you are now on a one-man crusade to save all of the boxes of kittens in the world—and there are so many! You’re going door to door, giving out pamphlets about boxes of kittens. You pass out fuzzy ribbons to promote Box of Kittens Awareness Month. You hold a telethon on public television to solicit donations for homeless boxes of kittens. And it’s going so well! No one can deny that your cause is noble and worthy! For God’s sake—you’re saving boxes of kittens! This is a worthy cause! Boxes of kittens will save the world! And then, one day, during Boxapalooza, the annual charity ball, there is a knock on the door. And guess who it is!\\
Why, it’s ''Joe Stalin''! And what do you know—he loves boxes of kittens! And he wants to support your cause! He wants to be the poster child for your movement!\\
''And'', best of all, wants to donate sixty million dollars that he appropriated from the sixty million political prisoners that he had executed to cement his regime!\\
Apparently, the Cullens would be fine with that.\\
[[WhatTheHellHero GOOD GOD.]]
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of the ''Anime/SuitePrettyCure Meet the Dream Traveler'' offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops.
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of the ''Anime/SuitePrettyCure Meet the Dream Traveler'' Pretty Cure fics offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops.
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* ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
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* A ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' spork has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
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--> '''Midoriri:''' Also, man, can’t you just totally picture this as one of the toy tie-ins? You got the Cure Module, the Smile Pacts, Princess Perfume...and an Apple Macintosh computer.
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--> '''Midoriri:''' Also, man, can’t you just totally picture this as one of the toy tie-ins? You got the Cure Module, the Smile Pacts, Princess Perfume...and an Apple Macintosh computer.computer.
* Mervin's complete and utter glee over how hammy and ObviouslyEvil the villain of ''[[SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet Sins of the Father]]''
--> [Thronehill]’s twirling his mustache all the way back to his house and swindling old ladies as he goes, and when he comes in, he finds Mr. Westinra there, looking nervous and freaked out. Thornehill lets out an evil chuckle and pours himself a glass of unicorn blood and demands to know if Westinra got the information he wanted before putting on his cape and settling in and playing his giant evil pipe organ. Westinra stutters like Porky Pig that yes, he did, and it turns out that the info Thornehill wanted involves the people that disappeared around the area where the Todds now live and work. Westinra keeps blustering that it’s all just coincidence but, because Thornehill has a brain along with his handlebar mustache, he points out that no, it’s not, and then he kills a puppy with his bare hands [...] After tying a couple of maidens to the railroad tracks, he points out how those people only disappeared after Sweeney Todd moved in, and then points out that nobody’s heard from Mrs. Lovett since they stopped, and that he knows they are clearly lying about her going off and visiting a sick relative because she has basically vanished into thin air. After Thornehill steals a starving child’s penny for bread and gives it to a tax collector, Westinra declares that this is all nonsense and will have no part of it and he leaves Mr. Thornehill to his own devices, most of which involve putting dynamite in the mine shaft and firing up his giant rotary saw so he can chop some helpless women in half.\\
Man, I love Mr. Thornehill. This guy is hilarious. He’s fantastic! Congratulations, you have finally made a character I LIKE, Gethsemane. We need more of this guy! Come on!
* Mervin's complete and utter glee over how hammy and ObviouslyEvil the villain of ''[[SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet Sins of the Father]]''
--> [Thronehill]’s twirling his mustache all the way back to his house and swindling old ladies as he goes, and when he comes in, he finds Mr. Westinra there, looking nervous and freaked out. Thornehill lets out an evil chuckle and pours himself a glass of unicorn blood and demands to know if Westinra got the information he wanted before putting on his cape and settling in and playing his giant evil pipe organ. Westinra stutters like Porky Pig that yes, he did, and it turns out that the info Thornehill wanted involves the people that disappeared around the area where the Todds now live and work. Westinra keeps blustering that it’s all just coincidence but, because Thornehill has a brain along with his handlebar mustache, he points out that no, it’s not, and then he kills a puppy with his bare hands [...] After tying a couple of maidens to the railroad tracks, he points out how those people only disappeared after Sweeney Todd moved in, and then points out that nobody’s heard from Mrs. Lovett since they stopped, and that he knows they are clearly lying about her going off and visiting a sick relative because she has basically vanished into thin air. After Thornehill steals a starving child’s penny for bread and gives it to a tax collector, Westinra declares that this is all nonsense and will have no part of it and he leaves Mr. Thornehill to his own devices, most of which involve putting dynamite in the mine shaft and firing up his giant rotary saw so he can chop some helpless women in half.\\
Man, I love Mr. Thornehill. This guy is hilarious. He’s fantastic! Congratulations, you have finally made a character I LIKE, Gethsemane. We need more of this guy! Come on!
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* Mervin's comment on Renesmee's 3"5 height in the Twilight Illustrated Guide - "Jacob ''loves'' it!" - and her immediate desperate begging for forgiveness.
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* Mervin's comment on Renesmee's 3"5 height in the Twilight Illustrated Guide - "Jacob ''loves'' it!" - and her immediate desperate begging for forgiveness.forgiveness.
* Midoriri and Riffing Acadamy's reaction to a ''Pretty Cure'' fic they were sporking going into detail about how the lead has an Apple Macintosh.
--> '''RA:''' Order one now for 17 easy payments of $399.99!
--> '''Midoriri:''' Also, man, can’t you just totally picture this as one of the toy tie-ins? You got the Cure Module, the Smile Pacts, Princess Perfume...and an Apple Macintosh computer.
* Midoriri and Riffing Acadamy's reaction to a ''Pretty Cure'' fic they were sporking going into detail about how the lead has an Apple Macintosh.
--> '''RA:''' Order one now for 17 easy payments of $399.99!
--> '''Midoriri:''' Also, man, can’t you just totally picture this as one of the toy tie-ins? You got the Cure Module, the Smile Pacts, Princess Perfume...and an Apple Macintosh computer.
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* It took six months for D_S to realize Midoriri and Riyna were dating, despite the two being fairly unsubtle about it in their sporks together [[spoiler: and the two outright confirming it on the Characters page.]] The fic that made everyone realize it? ''A Danisha/Frollo smutfic.''
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* Bekah's intro to the spork of ''Draco Sinister'' points out the fuck-up in the title: 'sinister' is Latin for 'left', so in her words, "I give to y’all the [[EpicFail adventures of the left-handed dragon.]] Enjoy."
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* Bekah's intro to the spork of ''Draco Sinister'' points out the fuck-up in the title: 'sinister' is Latin for 'left', so in her words, "I give to y’all the [[EpicFail adventures of the left-handed dragon.]] Enjoy.""
* Mervin's comment on Renesmee's 3"5 height in the Twilight Illustrated Guide - "Jacob ''loves'' it!" - and her immediate desperate begging for forgiveness.
* Mervin's comment on Renesmee's 3"5 height in the Twilight Illustrated Guide - "Jacob ''loves'' it!" - and her immediate desperate begging for forgiveness.
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* ''Anime/SmilePrettyCure'' has the open crush Riyna and Midoriri bear for Reika.
