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* Almost every time Mervin has a meltdown over the PurpleProse in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''. One particularly bad passage led to her [[AngstNuke Pauling out]] and snarling, "I hate everything!"

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* Almost every time Mervin has a meltdown over the PurpleProse in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''.''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]''. One particularly bad passage led to her [[AngstNuke Pauling out]] and snarling, "I hate everything!"



* In ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn]]'', Mervin and Hyde are appalled to see the Cullens readily accept help from the Romanian vampires, since they have read the Illustrated Guide and saw just what monsters the Romanians are. To try to convey just how tasteless it is to accept people so evil to help with a noble cause, Mrs. Hyde [[BlackHumor gives the following example]]:

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* In ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn]]'', ''Literature/BreakingDawn'', Mervin and Hyde are appalled to see the Cullens readily accept help from the Romanian vampires, since they have read the Illustrated Guide and saw just what monsters the Romanians are. To try to convey just how tasteless it is to accept people so evil to help with a noble cause, Mrs. Hyde [[BlackHumor gives the following example]]:



* Yewfelle's and the commenters' attempts to figure out what is going on with the ArtisticLicenseHistory in {{Literature/Twilight}} fanfic 1810 leads to the decision that the setting is the result of either a game of VideoGame/CrusaderKings or {{TabletopGame/Risk}}.

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* Yewfelle's and the commenters' attempts to figure out what is going on with the ArtisticLicenseHistory in {{Literature/Twilight}} [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]] fanfic 1810 leads to the decision that the setting is the result of either a game of VideoGame/CrusaderKings or {{TabletopGame/Risk}}.
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Tastes Like Diabetes is no longer a trope. Moving examples to other tropes when applicable.


-->'''Mervin:''' [[TastesLikeDiabetes It is of a koala bear riding a unicorn over a double rainbow]]. *points at nothing* Do you like it?

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-->'''Mervin:''' [[TastesLikeDiabetes It is of a koala bear riding a unicorn over a double rainbow]].rainbow. *points at nothing* Do you like it?
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* Harlequin Tentacle Porn brought to you by Gethsemane Butler. It's the perfect blend of ridiculous narm and nightmare fuel, both hilarious and horrible. It's hilarible!

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* Harlequin Tentacle Porn brought to you by Gethsemane Butler. It's the perfect blend of ridiculous narm {{narm}} and nightmare fuel, both hilarious and horrible. It's hilarible!



* Mrs. Hyde's [[RantInducingSlight meltdown]] over the eight pointed snowflake in ''Breaking Dawn'', Chapter 27 Part II. Crystallographer rage, indeed.

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* Mrs. Hyde's [[RantInducingSlight meltdown]] meltdown over the eight pointed snowflake in ''Breaking Dawn'', Chapter 27 Part II. Crystallographer rage, indeed.
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* Azalin's [[AngstNuke magical explosion]] after the reveal of Garon's "[[GambitRoulette plan]]" in ''A Brighter Dark''. It's so bad it can be felt from ''several universes away''.


--> '''RA:''' Order one now for [[FourEqualPaymentsOf 17 easy payments of]] [[ShockinglyExpensiveBill $399.99!]]

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--> '''RA:''' Order one now for [[FourEqualPaymentsOf [[PaymentPlanPitch 17 easy payments of]] [[ShockinglyExpensiveBill $399.99!]]
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Franchise/PrettyCure fics can offer moments like this, such as when Kanade laced her cupcakes with friendship and aesops.

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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of Franchise/PrettyCure Anime/PrettyCure fics can offer moments like this, such as when Kanade laced her cupcakes with friendship and aesops.
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* Surgeworks takes one look at [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} the White Fang Lieutenant]] and flatly says "I'd fuck that."
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** For the first sex scene in the same fanfic, she brought in Negaduck. He ends up taking a copy of said scene home with him afterwards to use as a brand-new torture device.
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* In the ''Literature/TheMistsOfAvalon'' [[https://das-sporking2.dreamwidth.org/1525155.html sporking]]:
-->'''[=ZeldaQueen=]:''' We've reached the part we've been waiting for since Viviane's first appearance -- her ''death''!
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* Riffing Academy's zinger against a story that had the [[MartyStu main characters]] equipped with a [[YouFailYourMedicalBoardsForever "vaccine"]] that gave them immortality, among other things:

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* Riffing Academy's zinger against a story that had the [[MartyStu main characters]] equipped with a [[YouFailYourMedicalBoardsForever [[ArtisticLicenseMedicine "vaccine"]] that gave them immortality, among other things:
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* From Mervin's ''Life and Death'' spork:
-->'''Mervin''': And I hope you guys are happy, because now I’m sure the NSA has me on about sixty watch lists because I had to google HUMAN LEATHER WALLETS.
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* Ianxfalcon responds to The Real Us' [[{{Squick}} sex scene between 12 year old Harry and 12 year old Cat Hermione]] by bringing in [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck The Liquidator]] to help.
-->'''The Liquidator''': Why only two nipples when you can have, not two, not four, but six – that’s right, six ones!

-->(Harry) looked into her yellow eyes. "Sorry... just thinking of all those TV adverts; 'New packaging, same great taste!'"
-->The Liquidator: *cheerfully* The LIQUIDATOR does not appreciate people stealing his thing!
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* Yewfelle's and the commenters' attempts to figure out what is going on with the ArtisticLicenseHistory in {{Literature/Twilight}} fanfic 1810 leads to the decision that the setting is the result of either a game of VideoGame/CrusaderKings or {{TabletopGame/Risk}}.

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* Mrs. Hyde's meltdown over the eight pointed snowflake in ''Breaking Dawn'', Chapter 27 Part II. Crystallographer rage, indeed.

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* Mrs. Hyde's meltdown [[RantInducingSlight meltdown]] over the eight pointed snowflake in ''Breaking Dawn'', Chapter 27 Part II. Crystallographer rage, indeed.indeed.
-->'''Hyde''': '''''LIFE BEGAN ON THIS PLANET BECAUSE WATER MAKES SIX-POINTED SNOWFLAKES!!!!'''''
-->'''Mervin''': Here’s a good tip to all of you reading this—do not make crystallographers mad. They do this.
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* The flyting in Chapter 14 of the "Ganondorf in my Crawlspace" sporking. Let's just say ComicBook/{{Loki}} doesn't escape with his dignity intact.

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** Sam also gets to deal with the fact that Mervin [[ShipperOnDeck ships Destiel]]...and then she makes a reference to [[AssShove "angelic fisting"]]. Complete with [=GIFs=].
-->'''Sam:''' ''(horrified)'' ...I want to go home now.

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** Sam also gets to deal with [[RunningGag Mervin's supply of appropriate gifsets for what she deems as "slashy bits"]]...and the fact that Mervin [[ShipperOnDeck ships Destiel]]...and then she makes a reference ''[[SickAndWrong they're all from his show.]]'' The best has to [[AssShove "angelic fisting"]]. Complete with [=GIFs=].
be his reaction to a gif where [[https://ic.pics.livejournal.com/das_mervin/6059542/160353/160353_original.gif his actor, Jared Padalecki, is forced to bend over by Misha Collins (Castiel's actor)]], making it look like Misha is, for lack of a better description, boning him in the ass:
-->'''Sam:''' ''(horrified)'' ...I want oh God.\\
'''Mervin:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint There is no God. There is only Misha. See? He said you would bow and you did.]]\\
'''Sam:''' [[BrainBleach I'm going
to go home now.stab myself in the eyes now. And the brain.]]\\
'''Mervin:''' ''(placidly)'' No, you aren't.
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** Sam also gets to deal with the fact that Mervin [[ShipperOnDeck ships Destiel]]...and then she makes a reference to "angelic fisting". Complete with [=GIFs=].

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** Sam also gets to deal with the fact that Mervin [[ShipperOnDeck ships Destiel]]...and then she makes a reference to [[AssShove "angelic fisting".fisting"]]. Complete with [=GIFs=].
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** Sam also gets to deal with the fact that Mervin [[ShipperOnDeck ships Destiel]]...and then she makes a reference to "angelic fisting". Complete with [=GIFs=].
-->'''Sam:''' ''(horrified)'' ...I want to go home now.
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* Mervin's complete and utter glee over how hammy and ObviouslyEvil the villain of ''[[SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet Sins of the Father]]'' is.

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* Mervin's complete and utter glee over how hammy and ObviouslyEvil the villain of ''[[SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet ''[[Film/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet Sins of the Father]]'' is.
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* Mervin's comment on Renesmee's 3"5 height in the Twilight Illustrated Guide - "Jacob ''loves'' it!" - and her immediate desperate begging for forgiveness.

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* Mervin's comment on Renesmee's 3"5 height in the Twilight Illustrated Guide - "Jacob Guide--"Jacob ''loves'' it!" - and it!"--and her immediate desperate begging for forgiveness.



--> '''CTHULHU:''' Hush, Princess, I’m telling a story. Anyway. That particular word actually two different phrases, both of which are incredibly filthy insults in our language: ‘Tok’ refers to grinding up our egg-mothers’s corpses - not that I have one, of course, but the sentiment is still there - and turning them into a variety of different overpriced seafood products, and ‘yo’ is a series of unspeakably perverted acts that you intend to perform on us with a rusted radio antenna.

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--> '''CTHULHU:''' Hush, Princess, I’m telling a story. Anyway. That particular word actually two different phrases, both of which are incredibly filthy insults in our language: ‘Tok’ refers to grinding up our egg-mothers’s corpses - not corpses--not that I have one, of course, but the sentiment is still there - and there--and turning them into a variety of different overpriced seafood products, and ‘yo’ is a series of unspeakably perverted acts that you intend to perform on us with a rusted radio antenna.



-->'''CTHULHU:''' It’s the truth. Giant Monster is a very concise tongue - how else could we [[TranslationYes effectively communicate with nothing but semi-monosyllabic roars and screeches]]?

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-->'''CTHULHU:''' It’s the truth. Giant Monster is a very concise tongue - how tongue--how else could we [[TranslationYes effectively communicate with nothing but semi-monosyllabic roars and screeches]]?
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-->'''CTHULHU:''' It’s the truth. Giant Monster is a very concise tongue - how else could we effectively communicate with nothing but semi-monosyllabic roars and screeches?

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-->'''CTHULHU:''' It’s the truth. Giant Monster is a very concise tongue - how else could we [[TranslationYes effectively communicate with nothing but semi-monosyllabic roars and screeches?screeches]]?

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--> '''ZQ''': Ho boy, we got any Nine Inch Nails fans in the audience tonight? Alright! How was your evening Satan-worshipping? Kill any chickens at it? I see. Tonight was cattle mutilation night. Good times.

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--> '''ZQ''': Ho boy, we got any Nine Inch Nails fans in the audience tonight? Alright! How was your evening Satan-worshipping? Kill any chickens at it? I see. Tonight was cattle mutilation night. Good times.times.
* silais explaining why [[ItMakesSenseInContext kaiju always target Tokyo:]]
--> '''CTHULHU:''' Hush, Princess, I’m telling a story. Anyway. That particular word actually two different phrases, both of which are incredibly filthy insults in our language: ‘Tok’ refers to grinding up our egg-mothers’s corpses - not that I have one, of course, but the sentiment is still there - and turning them into a variety of different overpriced seafood products, and ‘yo’ is a series of unspeakably perverted acts that you intend to perform on us with a rusted radio antenna.
-->''*silence*''
-->'''NINA:''' ...so, um, what you’re saying is--
-->'''CTHULHU:''' The name of the city is basically one giant ‘come at me, bro’ to every oversized aquatic monstrosity on the planet.
-->'''DEIS:''' That’s, um...that is very specific.
-->'''CTHULHU:''' It’s the truth. Giant Monster is a very concise tongue - how else could we effectively communicate with nothing but semi-monosyllabic roars and screeches?
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--> 21. Stand in front of you in a protective way when you arein danger

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--> 21. Stand in front of you in a protective way when you arein are in danger
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** Merving mocking the male stereotypes outlined in the first article sporked, and then pointing out how the last two could easily be used to describe stereotypical females.

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** Merving Mervin mocking the male stereotypes outlined in the first article sporked, and then pointing out how the last two could easily be used to describe stereotypical females.
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--> 20. Quote Romeo ( [[CaptainObvious Shake]][[RougeAnglesOfSatin spear]] )

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--> 20. Quote Romeo ( [[CaptainObvious Shake]][[RougeAnglesOfSatin spear]] )Shakespear]] )(sic)

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