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** What's more, Pierce's insinuation here that it was Britt [[RightForTheWrongReasons turns out to be right]].

* The pool judgement. All of it

--->'''Pierce:''' " Side effects: Verbal dysphasia and [[{{Malaproper}} octopus loss]]." I don't see anything on this squirrel about memory, Troy!

--->'''Pierce:''' " Side effects: Verbal dysphasia and [[{{Malaproper}}octopus loss]]." I don't see anything on this squirrel about memory, Troy!

'''Abed:''' I can explain! ''(everyone stares at him)'' ...Oh. I thought you would keep yelling over me. Okay, I can explain. You know I have trouble reading people and I say the wrong things sometimes, and I noticed it was happening more often with you three than it was with the others. And then I noticed fluctuating patterns, and I started graphing them. And by the time I realized what I was ''actually'' measuring, it had started to yield really positive results for ''everybody''. So I kept doing it.\\

** And in the same scene, Abed looking at the pile of bagels and instantly saying, "Thirteen." What [[AmbiguousDisorder are they trying to suggest here?]]

* Pierce playing Pictionary and has to draw a windmill, so he starts with the blades... by drawing a swastika. Senor Chang's rabbi brother comes in and gets offended. Chang and Pierce get into a fight and school security comes in to stop it.
-->'''Campus Security:''' ''(in a weary tone)'' This will never stop until Pictionary bans the word "windmill."

** TheTag featuring the return of "Troy And Abed In The Morning," with [[ButtMonkey Star-Burns]] being dragged out of studying for a midterm and into holding a turtle for the "episode" ([[CriticalResearchFailure which has Abed claiming that turtles eat "up to five mice a day"]]).

-->(After seeing Britta in the season 2 premiere) "''WesternAnimation/ToyStory''... Britta!"

-->'''Chang''': I have Changnesia; I'm not a dog.\\

** Jeff becoming The ComicBook/IncredibleHulk of vanity when he gets too many compliments at the bar mitzvah.

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* Jeff singing "Unchained Melody" to piss off the pottery teacher, who has a ban on making any references to the pottery scene from ''Film/{{Ghost}}'' in his class.

** When Jeff and Annie [[{{Fanservice}} start taking their clothes off]] to make sure no one could hide the pen on their bodies, [[DirtyOldMan Pierce]] [[FanDisservice starts taking his shirt off as fast as possible.]]

--->'''[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Dean]]:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Oh, now this feels a little preachy. Boo! Boo!]]

--->'''Troy:''' Maybe ''nobody'' took it! Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, [[BaitAndSwitch and it turns out]] [[IAteWhat I already ate it!]]

* The pool judgement.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEZGYpd7cPg Britta's pronunciation of the word "bagel".]]
** And in the same scene, Abed looking at the pile of bagels and instantly saying, "Thirteen." What [[AmbiguousDisorder are they trying to suggest here?]]

* Prof. Whitman climbing a tree for no reason after seeing Jeff finally seize the day by kissing Britta.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITe5sAUcb4o&feature=related Troy lets loose a tiny little squeak of a sneeze]]
-->'''Jeff:''' Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl!\\
'''Troy:''' How 'bout I [[AccidentalInnuendo pound you like a boy]]! That didn't come out right.

* Dean Pelton looking at a Dalmatian costume being used in furry porn: [[MemeticMutation "This better not awaken anything in me."]]

* Britta, in response to nobody wanting to be in the bathroom with her:
-->'''Britta:''' ''(teary)'' I've had to pee alone my whole life!

* The group is having an argument after Annie dates Britta's ex. They reveal various sexual fantasies and comments group members have made about each other. Jeff states that their group is more complicated than a family because there's nothing to stop the members from being attracted to each other. Cue several silent moments of them making the most hilarious facial expressions ever at each other (recorded on [[Series/{{Community}} the Main Page's entry]] entry for CrackPairing), complete with HoYay and LesYay.
* It came out of nowhere:
-->'''Leonard:''' Hey guys, thanks for eating all the macaroni!\\
'''Jeff:''' '''SHUT UP, LEONARD! NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!'''\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Jeff:''' ''(to Britta)'' I ''did'' eat all the macaroni. It's messed up that he knows.



* "The Art of Discourse": "Why are [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jeff and Britta making fun of those handicapped kids]]?"
* From "Beginning Pottery", after Jeff fakes a finger injury:
-->'''Rich:''' Jeff, check it out: if your finger’s still buggin’ ya, just get creative. ''(starts using his cheek to shape the clay)''\\
'''Teacher:''' I wanna kiss you on the mouth.\\
'''Rich:''' ''(turns to look at him and freezes)'' ...I'm sorry?
** Jeff singing "Unchained Melody" to piss off the pottery teacher, who has a ban on making any references to the pottery scene from ''Film/{{Ghost}}'' in his class.
** The ''fantastic'' shot of [[MundaneMadeAwesome the sailing ship traveling through the parking lot]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext to save a sinking Pierce]]

* One of Jeff's Lawyer-ings of the group, regarding Annie during the events of "English As A Second Language":
-->'''Jeff:''' (to no one in particular) Permission to treat the witness as hostile!\\
'''Pierce:''' I'll allow it.
** And using Abed as a stenographer:
--->'''Jeff:''' Did you record yesterday's Spanish class?\\
'''Annie:''' I don't think so?\\
'''Jeff:''' Abed.\\
'''Abed:''' You said you record all your classes. Pierce called it "a spoiler alert."
** Jeff ordering everyone to close their eyes so Annie's "Disney face" won't work on them.
--->'''Jeff:''' Abed, close!\\
'''Abed:''' Oh, don't worry about me. I can only connect with people through... ''(sees Annie's "Disney face")'' [[NotSoStoic movies]]...\\
'''Jeff:''' She's the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]]!\\
''(Abed gasps in horror and covers his eyes)''
* Troy reacts angrily to Abed stating that them moving in together would cause their relationship to [[JumpingTheShark Jump the Shark]]: "Oh, and for your information? There was an episode of ''Series/HappyDays'' where a dude LITERALLY jumped over a shark. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint And it was the BEST ONE.]]"

* From the pilot, after Duncan agrees to get the answers for Jeff:

** From the same episode, this is hard to hear without subtitles, but Troy throws this one liner.

* "Introduction to Film": Pierce trying to get voice command to work on his cell phone, by repeatedly saying "Voice command." Britta eventually snaps: "Would you please use the buttons?!"
** Britta's argument with Abed's father, Gobi, goes out of control.

* The audience's introduction to Jeff.
-->'''Duncan''': What is my lawyer doing here?\\
'''Jeff''': I'm a student.\\
'''Duncan''': Well, that cannot be an inspiring journey.\\
'''Jeff''': I am in a bit of a jam. The state bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was... less than legitimate.\\
'''Duncan''': Well, I thought you had a bachelor's from Columbia.\\
'''Jeff''': And now I need one from America.
* Britta, in response to nobody wanting to be in the bathroom with her:
-->'''Britta:''' ''(teary)'' I've had to pee alone my whole life!
* Jeff trying to console Pierce in the first Halloween episode: "Well, when we go to dancing skeletons with our problems, we pretty much get what we pay for."
* The pool judgement.
* Pierce and Jeff's bizarre Spanish presentation montage set to Aimee Mann's "(It's Not Going To Start 'Til You) Wise Up" and Senor Chang's reaction:
-->'''Señor Chang:''' ''(looks at Jeff)'' [[spoiler:F.]] ''(looks at Pierce)'' [[spoiler:F-.]]\\
'''Pierce:''' Did you say [[spoiler:"S?"]]
*** [[spoiler: '''Buddy:''' He said F.]]
** And during that montage, while everyone else is staring in blank-faced confusion or disgust, Abed is nodding sagely. ''[[CloudCuckoolander He gets it]]''.
** "<Where is the library? My name is T-Bone, the disco spider.>"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEZGYpd7cPg Britta's pronunciation of the word "bagel".]]
** And in the same scene, Abed looking at the pile of bagels and instantly saying, "Thirteen." What [[AmbiguousDisorder are they trying to suggest here?]]

* The group's argument in season 1 about the "Booty-nator".
-->It's Terminator but with booty.
-->But since its Terminator, won't he just kill it?
* Prof. Whitman climbing a tree for no reason after seeing Jeff finally seize the day by kissing Britta.
* The naked pool game between Jeff and Coach Bogner in "Physical Education".

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITe5sAUcb4o&feature=related Troy lets loose a tiny little squeak of a sneeze]]
-->'''Jeff:''' Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl!\\
'''Troy:''' How 'bout I [[AccidentalInnuendo pound you like a boy]]! That didn't come out right.
* In episode 4 ''"Social Psychology"'', Professor Duncan conducts a psychology experiment he dubs [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsxHORdOtn0 "The Duncan Principle"]]. He instructs Annie to inform the test subjects that the experiment will start in "5 minutes", even though [[spoiler:"It's never actually going to start."]] When Señor Chang hears Annie say this, he reacts immediately saying:
-->'''Señor Chang:''' NO! No, no. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! That's unacceptable, alright? You LIED to me! When you say something starts at 9, it starts at ''nueve''!
** He begins to walk out of the waiting room while moaning, only to come right back and shove an empty chair across the area shouting [[BigNo "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] NOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMY!!"
-->'''Professor Duncan:''' ''(in response to viewing Señor Chang's actions on the "secret videocamera" monitor)'' Houston, we have an ''idiot''.
** Oh, and then Troy's eventual meltdown:
-->'''Troy:''' No...no...no, ANNIE! WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?!?? WHY...WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?!?!? I WASTED ALL DAY...''CARING'' FOR YOU! THE [[SoulTrain SOUL TRAIN]] AWARDS WERE TONIGHT! ''(between sobs)'' YOU PROMISED [[BrickJoke BUTT STUFF]]!
* Bonus points for Troy ''dragging himself away on the floor'' at the end of his rant.
-->'''Troy:''' WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DUST IN HERE?!
* Professor Duncan when [[spoiler:his "Duncan Principle" begins to fall apart as Abed is the only participant that has stayed in the room sane and collected - ''for the past 26 hours.'']]
--->'''Professor Duncan:''' (''[[spoiler:to a student exiting the room]]'') Go! Fine! Go kill Music/JohnLennon again, you loser!\\
'''Professor Duncan:''' (''[[spoiler:pointing to Annie after everyone else has left the classroom]]'') YOU HAVE '''DESTROYED''' THE DUNCAN PRINCIPLE! (''[[spoiler:Leaves the room and shuts the door]]'')
** Hell, the mere fact that Duncan [[spoiler:fell victim to ''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard his own principle.]]'']]
* "Investigative Journalism":
** Buddy (played by Jack Black) tries to assure the group that adding him to the group won't change anything.
--->'''Buddy:''' I know that you're scared that adding a new member might throw everything out of it's natural-- ''[theme song plays]'' --rhythm.
** Buddy makes a flirting remark towards Annie, and Jeff says [[MemeticMutation "Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her."]]
* Jeff, striving desperately to keep a secret.
-->'''Jeff:''' Can my role in our group be whose trademark is his well-defined boundaries, like [[Franchise/TheSmurfs Private Smurf]], [[Franchise/CareBears Discreet Bear]], or... [[Music/SpiceGirls Confidentiality Spice]].
* The group is having an argument after Annie dates Britta's ex. They reveal various sexual fantasies and comments group members have made about each other. Jeff states that their group is more complicated than a family because there's nothing to stop the members from being attracted to each other. Cue several silent moments of them making the most hilarious facial expressions ever at each other (recorded on [[Series/{{Community}} the Main Page's entry]] entry for CrackPairing), complete with HoYay and LesYay.
* It came out of nowhere:
-->'''Leonard:''' Hey guys, thanks for eating all the macaroni!\\
'''Jeff:''' '''SHUT UP, LEONARD! NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!'''\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Jeff:''' ''(to Britta)'' I ''did'' eat all the macaroni. It's messed up that he knows.
* Everyone on campus getting drunk at the STD fair. [[FromBadToWorse Then the Dean realizes that the free condoms leak, because he printed 'Greendale!' on them]] ("Everybody's getting preggers, and it's all your fault!") Then Abed (secretly the best athlete on campus) has to run to the P.A system to make an announcement.
-->'''Troy:''' Hurry, Abed! Before people sex one another!
** Abed, later, over the P.A. system:
--->Everybody! Don't use the condoms! If you're gonna have sex, for the love of God '' don't use condoms!''
** Troy leaves Annie at the infirmary for her "busted appendix" because he has a date, but the nurse stops to give him a pack of condoms. Troy thanks him and turns to Annie and says [[CrossesTheLineTwice "I'll be thinking of you."]]
** After Annie sees the 'anatomically correct' model of a penis she has to put a condom on, she asks 'is that considered large?'. Britta says ''"Yes."'', while Shirley's saying "Nooo."
** [[invoked]] And how about Annie's unimpressed description of a penis, which she's never actually seen before, despite not being a virgin: [[FetishRetardant "It's a giant thumb in a turtleneck, whoop-de-doo!"]]
* From "Basic Genealogy," Pierce playing Pictionary and has to draw a windmill, so he starts with the blades... by drawing a swastika. Senor Chang's rabbi brother comes in and gets offended. Chang and Pierce get into a fight and school security comes in to stop it.

** Relatedly, Britta inadvertently insults Troy's Grandma, who then goes and [[ItMakesSenseInContext cuts a switch]]. What really sells the effect though is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kkDw61Edc8 Troy tearfully begging his Grandma to stop]].
* Abed's hangover in "Communications Studies" - he can no longer pull out his store of pop culture references, and just says "Movie reference" when he'd normally have a joke.
* In "Contemporary American Poultry," Troy decides to name his pet monkey with a Twitter poll. They named it ''Annie's Boobs.'' Naturally, Annie wasn't pleased.
* "The Art of Discourse": "Why are [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jeff and Britta making fun of those handicapped kids]]?"
* From "Beginning Pottery", after Jeff fakes a finger injury:
-->'''Rich:''' Jeff, check it out: if your finger’s still buggin’ ya, just get creative. ''(starts using his cheek to shape the clay)''\\
'''Teacher:''' I wanna kiss you on the mouth.\\
'''Rich:''' ''(turns to look at him and freezes)'' ...I'm sorry?
** Jeff singing "Unchained Melody" to piss off the pottery teacher, who has a ban on making any references to the pottery scene from ''Film/{{Ghost}}'' in his class.
** The ''fantastic'' shot of [[MundaneMadeAwesome the sailing ship traveling through the parking lot]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext to save a sinking Pierce]]
* Pretty much the entire ending scene of "The Science of Illusion", but particularly:

* During "Comparative Religion", when Jeff says that he's an Agnostic.
-->'''Abed:''' What religion are you, Jeff?
-->'''Jeff:''' ''sighs'' I'm agnostic.
-->'''Britta:''' BOO!
-->''someone throws a paper ball at Jeff from off-screen''
-->'''Pierce:''' Agnostic. Lazy man's athiest.

-->'''Professor Dunclean:''' ''(in response to viewing Señor Chang's actions on the "secret videocamera" monitor)'' Houston, we have an ''idiot''.

-->'''Troy:''' ''(between sobs)'' You promised [[BrickJoke BUTT STUFF]]!\\
'''Troy:''' WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DUST IN HERE?!\\
'''Troy:''' The SoulTrain Awards were tonight!!
** Bonus points for Troy ''dragging himself away on the floor'' at the end of his rant.
** Professor Duncan when [[spoiler: his "Duncan Principle" begins to fall apart as Abed is the only participant that has stayed in the room sane and collected - ''for the past 26 hours.'']]

** Hell, the mere fact that Duncan [[spoiler: fell victim to ''his own principle.'']]

''([[DescriptionCut Dean Pelton enters]])''\\

** [[ThePerfectionist Annie's]] initial reaction to Professor Kane claiming that the study group will get a passing grade since he knew that they

** ''Everything'' about [[EvilIsHammy Dean Spreck]] of City College, with his interactions with Dean Pelton overflowing with {{Foe Yay}}.

'''Pierce:''' [[ItsPronouncedTroPay Ay-bed]], I'm trying to ''eat.''\\