History Funny / ChrisJericho

** His final night on Raw (As of October 2010) had Jericho make a promo which called back the aforementioned list of 1,004 holds, by having Jericho list every wrestler he's ever beaten. But if he beat someone like KevinNash or ScottHall, who has wrestled under several aliases, Jericho listed ''those'' names too, and if he beat one Villano, then he beat all five. He even makes sure to point out that he beat TheUndertaker ''twice''.

* Way too many to count, both in WCW and WWE. Most memorable in WCW is his [[LongList list of his 1,004 holds]].

--> Chris: San Dusky?

* His final night on Raw (As of October 2010) had Jericho make a promo which called back the aforementioned list of 1,004 holds, by having Jericho list every wrestler he's ever beaten. But if he beat someone like KevinNash or ScottHall, who has wrestled under several aliases, Jericho listed ''those'' names too, and if he beat one Villano, then he beat all five. He even makes sure to point out that he beat TheUndertaker ''twice''.

** Jericho's legendary [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUcTHmZ9luY Man Of 1004 Holds promo]]. Every third or fourth one is an armbar. He even continues throughout the commercial break.

** [[PieInTheFace "You can't have The Rock, but you can always have The Pie"]]
** "You're the breast *beat* I mean best.

* As WCW Cruiserweight champ, Jericho would refuse to accept that WrestlingDeanMalenko beat him for the title and would air a promo of him in the library of congress trying to find a loophole or any way to reclaim his title (short of actually wrestling Dean again).

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YUGA-No-EU Interrupting]] MichaelCole's self-important "I have received an email!" ritual ''twice'' in the same night.
* [[ThisIsSpinalTap "Rock & Roll! Hello Winston-Salem!"]]

* As WCW Cruiserweight champ, Jericho would refuse to accept that Dean Malenko beat him for the title and would air a promo of him in the library of congress trying to find a loophole or any way to reclaim his title (short of actually wrestling Dean again).

* ChrisJericho [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcAjxbstJpo meets Delirious.]]
* ChrisJericho once interviewed a portrait of Dean Malenko. Why? Because Malenko refused to do a promo with him, which caused the portrait. Chris mentions they both have the same level of personality.

--> Chris: Santana?

--> Chris: Fan-[[DjangoUnchained Django!]]

--> Chris: Fan-Django!

--> Chris(after Fandango threatens him): Hey, where's my movie tickets?I want 2 - for me and my grandma!

** Also of note is that Josh Matthews [[Corpsing NEEDS THE MAN!!]]

--> Chris: Fan-[[Australia Dingo ate my Baby-O!]]
--> Chris: Fan- B-I-N-G Bingo was his name-oh - O!

* Reminiscent of the Santino Marella example above, we have [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIvGhBrjTJY this]] video of Jericho and Fandango/''Fahhhn-Dahhhhn-Go''

-->'''Jericho:''' I NEVER LOST IT, BABY

-->'''Jericho:''' "He worries about me not winning the big one, he can't even win the little ones. Alex Riley, who hasn't won a match since Methuselah was alive '''still''' beats Dolph Ziggler!

** The fact that he became somewhat of a {{Troll}} in real life with his 2012 return is funny enough with his over-the-top pandering, but the fact it took the crowds a long time to realize what he was up to made it even funnier. Jericho is poking fun at the sheep mentality of a crowd ''without saying a word''.

* During a match between DolphZiggler and [[Jobber Alex Riley]], he was commentating at ringside and then decided to make a Tout of himself and the match... only for him to capture Riley rolling up Ziggler for the win. What makes this funny is A) His over-exaggerated "WHOA!" reactions and B) His comment afterwards:

* Jericho [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YPO6HbBB7Q oversells John Cena's entrance music]] with a hilarious blink-and-you-miss-it OhCrap expression.

* Near the end of the 2012 Raw Money In The Bank match, Jericho is primed to take the briefcase after knocking Miz down the ladder. Big Show suddenly rumbles up the ladder and stares down Jericho, who displays the funniest [[OhCrap "Oh Crap!"]] face, frozen in fear, before being knocked out and dropping off the ladder like [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Wile E. Coyote]] falls off a cliff.

* Near the end of the 2012 Raw Money In The Bank match, Jericho is primed to take the briefcase after knocking Miz down the ladder. Big Show suddenly rumbles up the ladder and stares down Jericho, who displays the funniest [[OhCrap "Oh Crap!"]] face, frozen in fear, before being knocked out and dropping off the ladder like [[LooneyTunes Wile E. Coyote]] falls off a cliff.

** "You're the breast *beat* I mean best.

* His 1/2/2012 return, where he worked the delighted ''Raw'' audience without saying anything other an almost-mocking "Yeah!" thrown in now and then, all while wearing an epic CheshireCatGrin. Likely a [[YourMileageMayVary debatable]] entry, but it certainly counts upon repeated viewings, when you know what's coming.

* One of the more memorable in the WWE was when he "Ortonized" his challenge for the title: "Me! Want! Title! Match!"

* Chris Jericho [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcAjxbstJpo meets Delirious.]]

* TALK ABOUT BARRETT!

** One of his most memorable of these exchanges was, after Stephanie got some [[BreastExpansion breast implants]], Jericho tossed up two pictures of her profile on the Jumbo-tron, exclaiming "My my, Stephanie, how you've ''[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean grown]]''!"

* Y2J [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcAjxbstJpo meets Delirious.]]

** The fact that he became somewhat of a {{Troll}} in real life with his 2012 return is funny enough with his over-the-top pandering, but the fact it took the crowds a long time to realize what he was up to made it even funnier. Jericho is poking fun at the sheep mentality of a crowd ''without saying a word''.

** On that same note, his first match back on 01/16/2012 featured Jericho teaming with CM Punk & Daniel Bryan. Jericho was the second man out & spent so much time playing to the crowd that Dolph Ziggler, Mark Henry & David Otunga ''all'' entered in that time span; and the kicker? Jericho's sole involvement in the match was to be tagged in, jump around & play to the crowd, tag himself out again & head to the back. ''Still'' playing to the crowd.

* His 1/2/2012 return, where he worked the delighted ''Raw'' audience without saying anything other an almost-mocking "Yeah!" thrown in now and then, all while wearing an epic CheshireCatGrin. Likely a [[YourMileageMayVary debatable]] entry, but it certainly counts upon repeated viewings, when you know what's coming.

--> "Welcome to RAW is JERICHO! Ken Shamrock, now I know you consider yourself the World's Most Dangerous Man, but after watching your performance tonight, the only dangerous thing about you is if people watch your matches while they're operating heavy machinery. I don't have time to come out there tonight and introduce you to my Fists of Fury, but maybe on Thursday, on SmackDown!, I'll give you the distinct pleasure of getting down on your hands and knees and kissing the grime off my boots before '''I pound you unmercifully about your head and upper torso'''. So show up on Thursday, Junior, and I promise you you'll never - ever - be the same - again."

--> "Welcome to RAW is JERICHO! Ken Shamrock, now I know you consider yourself the World's Most Dangerous Man, but after watching your performance tonight, the only dangerous thing about you is if people watch your matches while they're operating heavy machinery. I don't have time to come out there tonight
and introduce you to my Fists of Fury, but maybe on Thursday, on SmackDown!, I'll give you the distinct pleasure of getting down on your hands and knees and kissing the grime off my boots before '''I pound you unmercifully about your head and upper torso'''. So show up on Thursday, Junior, and I promise you you'll never - ever - be the same - again."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Mendhh8lY Introducing the contestants]]