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* Right after Act 1 of MGS 4, there's an intermission of the MGS pack of LittleBigPlanet, as well as several MGS-inspired user-created levels. What makes it worth watching, though, is the finale, and Chip's horribly failed attempt to play Ham Egg.
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* Ironicus's [[http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBkQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.viddler.com%2Fexplore%2FChipCheezum%2Fvideos%2F338%2F&ei=n73eTYODNoPniAL0y-n1Cg&usg=AFQjCNHypXmM6ymXwV9Q4xesTLtAJf6U9w&sig2=mLmzrBX2R-X06dM8nR9ihg joke LP of Dalek Attack]], featured on Chip's viddler channel, which consists of him stumbling through the first level of this horribly difficult game, all the while reciting grossly incorrect DoctorWho trivia. Made even more hilarious when in later Retsupuraes it becomes evident that himself and Chip are avid whovians.
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* Ironicus's [[http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBkQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.viddler.com%2Fexplore%2FChipCheezum%2Fvideos%2F338%2F&ei=n73eTYODNoPniAL0y-n1Cg&usg=AFQjCNHypXmM6ymXwV9Q4xesTLtAJf6U9w&sig2=mLmzrBX2R-X06dM8nR9ihg joke LP of Dalek Attack]], featured on Chip's viddler channel, which consists of him stumbling through the first level of this horribly difficult game, all the while reciting grossly incorrect DoctorWho Series/DoctorWho trivia. Made even more hilarious when in later Retsupuraes it becomes evident that himself and Chip are avid whovians.
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* Pretty much the entirety of the "Epilogue" video for LegoStarWars. It consists mostly of the two messing around in TheHub. It is glorious.
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*Ironicus' story about a baseball game during the old LP of Beyond Good and Evil, culminating with the phrase "I was mugged by a mute green chicken!"
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* Ironicus's [[http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBkQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.viddler.com%2Fexplore%2FChipCheezum%2Fvideos%2F338%2F&ei=n73eTYODNoPniAL0y-n1Cg&usg=AFQjCNHypXmM6ymXwV9Q4xesTLtAJf6U9w&sig2=mLmzrBX2R-X06dM8nR9ihg joke LP of Dalek Attack]], featured on Chip's viddler channel, which consists of him stumbling through the first level of this horribly difficult game, all the while reciting grossly incorrect DoctorWho trivia. Made even more hilarious when in later Retsupuraes it becomes evident that himself and Chip are avid whovians.
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** At the Final Boss they discuss what Big Boss' will would be like. Chip suggests that when the will reader got to Liquid's part of the will...
->"There's nothing here, and then he turns the page, and [Big Boss] drew himself shrugging...."
->"There's nothing here, and then he turns the page, and [Big Boss] drew himself shrugging...."
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* Then there was Ironicus' commentary during the graffiti cleaning mini game:
-->''Chip does various gestures with the Wiimote to clean the graffiti off the wall''
-->'''Ironicus:''' This is the exact opposite of JetSetRadio.
-->''after a few seconds, Ironicus begins singing part of Birthday Cake from Jet Set Radio Future''
-->''Chip does various gestures with the Wiimote to clean the graffiti off the wall''
-->'''Ironicus:''' This is the exact opposite of JetSetRadio.
-->''after a few seconds, Ironicus begins singing part of Birthday Cake from Jet Set Radio Future''
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* From Chip Cheezum and General Ironicus' LP of MGS2 anytime they mention "strutting' but in particular:
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* From Chip Cheezum and General Ironicus' LP of MGS2 MetalGearSolid2 anytime they mention "strutting' but in particular:
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** This troper broke down laughing at the very fabulous lawn mowing.
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* From Chip and Ironicus' LetsPlay of ''MetalGearSolid2'', after the FissionMailed screen.
--> "'Emit.' 'Continent.' All of South America will erupt from your ass!"
--> "'Emit.' 'Continent.' All of South America will erupt from your ass!"
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** What makes it better is that just before they go to fight Bad Girl, when they're saving their game...
-->'''Chip:''' ''*bellows "GOOOOOAAAAAAL" for five seconds straight''
-->'''Ironicus:''' [[MissedMomentOfAwesome Why weren't you saying that when we were running people over?]]
-->'''Chip:''' I just thought of it.
-->'''Ironicus:''' Instead you just shout ''soccer!''
-->'''Chip:''' ''*bellows "GOOOOOAAAAAAL" for five seconds straight''
-->'''Ironicus:''' [[MissedMomentOfAwesome Why weren't you saying that when we were running people over?]]
-->'''Chip:''' I just thought of it.
-->'''Ironicus:''' Instead you just shout ''soccer!''
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* The KingdomHearts2 stream has these moments in spades:
** When Chip jumps on top of Yen Sid's desk [[ItMakesSenseInContext to look at his eyes]], Goofy [[GoodBadBugs suddenly starts jumping high enough to reach the ceiling]].
** When Chip misreads Merlin saying "energy" as [[DoubleEntendre "menergy"]].
** Chip attempts to make a Gummi Ship based on SuperMeatBoy. HilarityEnsues.
** When [[spoiler: Goofy dies and rejoins the party in three minutes]], {{VoidBurger}}, the only commentator who hasn't played KH2 breaks down into tears and in the meantime the others trick her into thinking he was KilledOffForReal.
** When Chip jumps on top of Yen Sid's desk [[ItMakesSenseInContext to look at his eyes]], Goofy [[GoodBadBugs suddenly starts jumping high enough to reach the ceiling]].
** When Chip misreads Merlin saying "energy" as [[DoubleEntendre "menergy"]].
** Chip attempts to make a Gummi Ship based on SuperMeatBoy. HilarityEnsues.
** When [[spoiler: Goofy dies and rejoins the party in three minutes]], {{VoidBurger}}, the only commentator who hasn't played KH2 breaks down into tears and in the meantime the others trick her into thinking he was KilledOffForReal.
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---> "That's the oldest trick in the book! It's called the... Smoke... Switch-It-With-The-Book-Then-Get-'Em-With-The-Bees Switcharoo!"
** Any involvement and mention of Mission J. Frog, especially [[spoiler: his acquiring of an eyepatch and his sacrifice against Volgin]].
** Any involvement and mention of Mission J. Frog, especially [[spoiler: his acquiring of an eyepatch and his sacrifice against Volgin]].
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** The BrickJoke in the last video [[spoiler: Suck My Dick]]
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* Look no further than the second part of Chip and Ironicus' Let's Play on Metal Gear Solid 4, wherein Chip spends ''two minutes'' dicking about with the "crawl more slowly" move introduced in the game, [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome all of it set to the Portable Ops theme]] [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome integrated with the Metal Gear Solid theme,]] all culminating in Snake somehow dying three times in a row, only for it to be AllJustADream. Ironicus even lampshades it:
---> '''Ironicus:''' So, what's it like to peak in your LP in the second update?
** What did it for this troper is Ironicus' uncontrollable laughter-into-tears.
---> '''Ironicus:''' So, what's it like to peak in your LP in the second update?
** What did it for this troper is Ironicus' uncontrollable laughter-into-tears.
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* ''MetalGearSolid4'', the first actual boss fight: Laughing Octopus at one point disguises herself as [[spoiler:Naomi]]. Chip responds by shooting her with an RPG-7.
--> Chip: SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED THE CHARACTER I HATE!
--> Chip: SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED THE CHARACTER I HATE!
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* ''MetalGearSolid4'', Look no further than the second part of Chip and Ironicus' Let's Play on Metal Gear Solid 4, wherein Chip spends ''two minutes'' dicking about with the "crawl more slowly" move introduced in the game, [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome all of it set to the Portable Ops theme]] [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome integrated with the Metal Gear Solid theme,]] all culminating in Snake somehow dying three times in a row, only for it to be AllJustADream. Ironicus even lampshades it:
---> '''Ironicus:''' So, what's it like to peak in your LP in the second update?
** What did it for this troper is Ironicus' uncontrollable laughter-into-tears.
** The first actual boss fight: Laughing Octopus at one point disguises herself as [[spoiler:Naomi]]. Chip responds by shooting her with an RPG-7.
-->Chip: SHOULDN'T '''Chip:''' "SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED [[TheScrappy THE CHARACTER I HATE!HATE]]!"
** Chip managing to sum up why the Metal Gear Solid franchise is so convoluted, and yet still completely understanding everything that's been happening in the story.
-> '''Chip:''' *Just summed up why The Patriots was formed*
-> '''Iron:''' "... Why?" *laughs* "I just don't understand why. Why would they do these things?"
-> '''Chip:''' "Well, you see, this is what happens when you write a story for your game, originally as a one shot thing and then when people like it you make a new one, and then you don't think ahead [[KudzuPlot "what if there's gonna be more sequels? How am I gonna wrap this up?"]] *confused noises* [[spoiler:[[EvilBrit THE BRITISH MAN]]]] [[TheDogWasTheMastermind IS THE REAL BAD GUY]]!'"
---> '''Ironicus:''' So, what's it like to peak in your LP in the second update?
** What did it for this troper is Ironicus' uncontrollable laughter-into-tears.
** The first actual boss fight: Laughing Octopus at one point disguises herself as [[spoiler:Naomi]]. Chip responds by shooting her with an RPG-7.
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** Chip managing to sum up why the Metal Gear Solid franchise is so convoluted, and yet still completely understanding everything that's been happening in the story.
-> '''Chip:''' *Just summed up why The Patriots was formed*
-> '''Iron:''' "... Why?" *laughs* "I just don't understand why. Why would they do these things?"
-> '''Chip:''' "Well, you see, this is what happens when you write a story for your game, originally as a one shot thing and then when people like it you make a new one, and then you don't think ahead [[KudzuPlot "what if there's gonna be more sequels? How am I gonna wrap this up?"]] *confused noises* [[spoiler:[[EvilBrit THE BRITISH MAN]]]] [[TheDogWasTheMastermind IS THE REAL BAD GUY]]!'"
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* From Chip Cheezum and General Ironicus' LetsPlay of ''[[FiftyCentBloodOntheSand 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand]]'', we have Ironicus [[http://chipandironicus.com/video/50Cent/7.html quoting from American Apartheid concerning misogyny in the ghetto, during a Gatling Good level on the top of a helicopter (starts around the 13-minute mark).]] What seals it for [[{{Theenglishman}} This Troper]] was Cheezum's response, after three minutes of quoting the text:
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* From Chip Cheezum and General Ironicus' LetsPlay of ''[[FiftyCentBloodOntheSand 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand]]'', we have Ironicus [[http://chipandironicus.com/video/50Cent/7.com/games/50cent/7hd.html quoting from American Apartheid concerning misogyny in the ghetto, during a Gatling Good level on the top of a helicopter (starts around the 13-minute mark).]] What seals it for [[{{Theenglishman}} This Troper]] was Cheezum's response, after three minutes of quoting the text:
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* From Chip Cheezum and General Ironicus' LP of MGS2 anytime they mention "strutting' but in particular:
--->Chip: COMMENCE THE STRUTTING!
--->Chip: COMMENCE THE STRUTTING!
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** At the start of the fifth video, when Ironicus calls attention to a certain sound effect:
--> '''Ironicus:''' I like the big 'aooga' noise starting the video. It made me feel like I'm on an old kid's game show.\\
'''Chip:''' Yeah, the 'aooga' noise comes up anytime a new wave of enemies is coming in.\\
'''Ironicus:''' That means there's someone in this city looking out for Fifty, and his best interests. "Dude, watch out, the bad guys have reinforcements. And they still have your skull."\\
'''Chip:''' The man who's warning him is Fiddy's grandpa, and he's in a jalopy.\\
'''Ironicus:''' Fiddy's grandpa is named 2 Bucks.\\
'''Chip:''' ...Whoa. Damn.
--> '''Ironicus:''' I like the big 'aooga' noise starting the video. It made me feel like I'm on an old kid's game show.\\
'''Chip:''' Yeah, the 'aooga' noise comes up anytime a new wave of enemies is coming in.\\
'''Ironicus:''' That means there's someone in this city looking out for Fifty, and his best interests. "Dude, watch out, the bad guys have reinforcements. And they still have your skull."\\
'''Chip:''' The man who's warning him is Fiddy's grandpa, and he's in a jalopy.\\
'''Ironicus:''' Fiddy's grandpa is named 2 Bucks.\\
'''Chip:''' ...Whoa. Damn.
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** Not to mention the second time, in the 8th video, when he goes back to the same book to quote it's section of ghetto linguistics, just to finish off with "In conclusion: Stop typing like you're ghetto, you fat white kids at your computers! God ''damn'' it."
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** Anything that involves the "Fiddy Zone"Zone".
* At the start of his new ''ZoneOfTheEnders'' LP, he starts trying to describe the game's combat system during the first tutorial fight. He kills the enemy in five seconds, barely enough time to explain the reliance on the Square button.
* At the start of his new ''ZoneOfTheEnders'' LP, he starts trying to describe the game's combat system during the first tutorial fight. He kills the enemy in five seconds, barely enough time to explain the reliance on the Square button.
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1oVnDboM10 WHO IS A POKEMON IN THIS CRAZY WORLD]]'': From [=ChipCheezum=] and [=GeneralIronicus'=] retsupuraes, where the two take the partially obscured phrases from the game and run with it. [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': 'hoose a pokemon' indeed.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Who is a pokemon in this crazy world?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Probably Pikachu, but I'm not--\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': No, excuse me, the screen clearly stated that it was ''Pikac''!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': ...that just doesn't get old! Are ''you'' a pokemon? Are ''you'' a poke--\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': I don't know! I don't know who's a pokemon anymore! [[TheThing We're all going to have to take a DNA sample and I have to torture the DNA samples to see which one's the pokemon]]! ''Oh my god, he's a pokemon!'' Get your flamethrowers out! ]]
* While not a Retsupurae of an LP, much of Chip and Ironicus' Retsufrash of the {{Xin}} series is pure hilarity. Especially when Ironicus breaks out his smug tough guy voice.
-->'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': It's a very tasty cylinder. I kicked it. Myself. And it became cake. Through the power of my violence.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbSMlzFmm4 No Comment]]'': The bouncy intro and outro make the video.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2F6I3k1K7Q NUCLEAR FISSION HOBBY CENTER]]: {{Nohamotyo}} at its very finest, coupled with some of the most obnonxious hosts and unnecessary video editing you've ever seen: [[hottip:*:\\
'''Jerry''': We'll be doing a Retro Review. Which is something we haven't done in weeks.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': What retro game is this? {{Sonic}}? Game/MegaMan?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': They must have gone way back to find a good retro game! Like something off the Commodore, maybe! To prove their cred!\\
'''Jerry''': It's very underrated. So Josh, tell the good people what game it is!\\
'''Josh''': We have ''{{Okami}}!''\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': WHAT?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Oh man! I remember when ''Okami'' came out for the Atari 2600!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Yeah, I know! What the...''[gibbering]''...This game came out ''five years ago, you '''idiots'''''! Five years doesn't count as "retro"!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Let me see how "underrated" ''Okami'' is.[...] A "very underrated" game with a Metascore of 93 out of 100 and a User Score of 9.2! Not a lot of people like this!\\
...\\
'''Hugh''': Oh wow, guys! The proper word I'd say to describe ''Okami'' would be 'innovative', I'd say...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': I ''hate'' your voice.\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': I got a feeling he went through the entire dictionary word-by-word until he came upon 'innovativuuuggh'.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Look. Look, Hugh. It's a videogame, it's not fine wine, okay? You're not eating cheese and wine and talking about ''[[TheBeatles Helter Skelter]]'', okay?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': 'I'm a connoisseur of retro video games from five years ago!'\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': 'Mmm, ''yes!'' I was only born in 2000!'\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Hugh is a pod-person who was specifically developed for reviewing video games. His birthdate was the release of [[MetalGearSolid4 MGS4]], this is retro as all hell, man.\\
...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Look, look, kid, just record yourself talking if you really have to! Don't throw it into After Effects and color-correct it so it's in, like, ThreeHundred-vision, and don't put a shitty fake vignette over it, 'cuz I know you're using Magic Bullet!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Yeah, I really like the soft focus, [[GaussianGirl it's like he's really a 45-year-old actress trying to play attractive.]]]]
** Chip & Ironicus' grilling of Fusion Media Network was so thorough (up to and including a complete and constructive list of things that could be improved) that the channel [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZL227xh50 went on indefinite hiatus]] as a result of the backlash.
* ''FanFic/ElementalGoddess'' [[http://blip.tv/file/4196009]][[http://blip.tv/file/4287031]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAVdTZBzEm4]], in which Chip and Ironicus take on material that is barely even salvageable by pointing out the terrible writing and animation whenever possible: [[hottip:*:\\
'''Raphiel''': I hate people! I just can't bear them! My name is Raphiel!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Hello, Raphiel, how are you doing?\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': What a wonderful introduction! That's how I introduce myself to people.\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': First you share your opinion on all of humanity, and then give your name!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "I hate jews a whole lot! My name is Chip, hello."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': We're not doing that episode yet!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm sorry, I'll hold back my hatred for jews until that episode. ]]
* Pretty much the entirety of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DeDlPdAtM Drunk]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc7UzGnu8rM&feature=related Mario Kart]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24XVYRryzCk&feature=related Trilogy]], especially whenever the LPer goes completely ballistic: [[hottip:*:\\
''Video starts, robdamanii is gently passed by Mario''\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': YOU GODDAMNED DAGO FUCKING PLUMBER!\\
'''[=ChipCheesum=]''': *laughing* What?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': That's...that's the best opening to a video...\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': AND YOU STUPID CUNT WOMAN PRINCESS, I HOPE YOU GET YOUR GODDAMNED HEAD CHOPPED OFF!\\
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'''[=robdamnaii=]''': I'm not usually this angry.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Really?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': I find that hard to believe.\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': ''[Gets passed]'' You cunt!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Nobody, nobody who gets this upset at Mario Kart...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "GRRRRR...PEACH!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': They can't possibly be a calm person in other areas of their life.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"TOAD! RRRRRRGGGH!"'''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': "Don't cut in line in front of me at the bank you DAGO CUNT!"\\
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''[robdamanii finishes the cup in 2nd to Luigi]''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Here comes my favorite line!\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': Fuck that dago wop son of a bitch. DIE! Sorry if you're Italian, I FUCKING HATE Luigi. He's a DOUCHEBAG. And I hope his life ends, ''painfully'' with rectal cancer ''in his mouth!'']]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKSDjKnsfn8 Donkey Kong Country]]'' with barely legible subtitles and...well...
-->'''DDDDDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKKKKKKK'''
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3cQYhvYBbg The Annotated Snakes]]'', in which Chip & Ironicus riff on an attempted AbridgedSeries of ''MetalGearSolid: The Twin Snakes'', with jokes that ''extend'' the footage rather than ''abridge'' it, along with noticable technical issues and terrible voice acting: [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "Help I can't stop vibrating!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Now Campbell's gettin' shakey with it!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "Campbell I can vibrate more than you let's go! Naomi you aren't even vibrating you're not even playing the game right get outta here! Campbell get back here let's vibrate each other!" [motorboating]\\
'''Terrible Otacon Voice''': Snake! I just remembered...\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Oh yeah, that's [[SarcasmMode exactly]] what it sounds like, good job.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"HELLO THIS IS OTACON."'''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': You're like the spitting audio image, congratulations.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"SNAKE LET'S TALK ABOUT MY FAVOURITE ANIMES. SNAKE. I'M OTACON."''']]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EZ0gOqB6s Retsupurae Mario Party]]'' has coachamar89 going on with how he hates Mario and Peach in Skateboard Scamper and the reveal of coachamar having over 500 videos in an entire year, half of which were just first videos on Let's Plays that he never finished, but the best goes out to having a unreleased beta version of [[strike:Skateboard Scamper]] ''[[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent Skaetbord Skampurr]]'', which isn't nearly as tauffer as the original. His incomprehensible (possibly Norwegian or German) accent is the cherry on top.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gto02ETv9WE Mario Party. Alone. AGAIN.]]'' includes the following exchange where Chip and Ironicus imagine what an exchange between [=Catboy12000=] and his therapist might be like: [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "So tell me about this Wario character, we had a lot of work with him last week."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Well, y'see, any time I play Mario Party, he - uh, I'm on the Mini-Game Island, and he comes up and he gets in my way, and he's really mean, and...sometimes he tells me that nobody likes me, and I know that, y-you told me that, th-that anytime I think that nobody likes me it's just because I don't like myself before I can have any real friends I have to learn to like myself, but I've been doing pretty good at that lately, I mean, when I play Mario Party I don't yell at myself as much..."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I think you're making great progress, [=Catboy12000=], but...I'd just like to inform you that I don't like you ''either'', and you pay me. Just think about that for a second."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "If I pay you extra, will you tell me that I'm a cool person and that you would high-five me any day of the week?"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I'm sorry, I have ''ethics.''"\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Oh...w-Wario and Yoshi still like me!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I've been meaning to tell you."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "What?"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "Yoshi is not a sexual object."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Y-You're just jealous about Yoshi and I's love! Nothing can get in between me and Yoshi."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I'm pretty sure that Koopa Trooper can."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Not for long when I win the mini-game! I will-I'll use save states to preserve our love."]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IynYLG3bF7M Retsupurae Super Mario Sixty-Story]]'' is just a goldmine for comedy for ChipCheezum.
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1oVnDboM10 WHO IS A POKEMON IN THIS CRAZY WORLD]]'': From [=ChipCheezum=] and [=GeneralIronicus'=] retsupuraes, where the two take the partially obscured phrases from the game and run with it. [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': 'hoose a pokemon' indeed.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Who is a pokemon in this crazy world?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Probably Pikachu, but I'm not--\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': No, excuse me, the screen clearly stated that it was ''Pikac''!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': ...that just doesn't get old! Are ''you'' a pokemon? Are ''you'' a poke--\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': I don't know! I don't know who's a pokemon anymore! [[TheThing We're all going to have to take a DNA sample and I have to torture the DNA samples to see which one's the pokemon]]! ''Oh my god, he's a pokemon!'' Get your flamethrowers out! ]]
* While not a Retsupurae of an LP, much of Chip and Ironicus' Retsufrash of the {{Xin}} series is pure hilarity. Especially when Ironicus breaks out his smug tough guy voice.
-->'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': It's a very tasty cylinder. I kicked it. Myself. And it became cake. Through the power of my violence.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbSMlzFmm4 No Comment]]'': The bouncy intro and outro make the video.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2F6I3k1K7Q NUCLEAR FISSION HOBBY CENTER]]: {{Nohamotyo}} at its very finest, coupled with some of the most obnonxious hosts and unnecessary video editing you've ever seen: [[hottip:*:\\
'''Jerry''': We'll be doing a Retro Review. Which is something we haven't done in weeks.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': What retro game is this? {{Sonic}}? Game/MegaMan?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': They must have gone way back to find a good retro game! Like something off the Commodore, maybe! To prove their cred!\\
'''Jerry''': It's very underrated. So Josh, tell the good people what game it is!\\
'''Josh''': We have ''{{Okami}}!''\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': WHAT?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Oh man! I remember when ''Okami'' came out for the Atari 2600!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Yeah, I know! What the...''[gibbering]''...This game came out ''five years ago, you '''idiots'''''! Five years doesn't count as "retro"!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Let me see how "underrated" ''Okami'' is.[...] A "very underrated" game with a Metascore of 93 out of 100 and a User Score of 9.2! Not a lot of people like this!\\
...\\
'''Hugh''': Oh wow, guys! The proper word I'd say to describe ''Okami'' would be 'innovative', I'd say...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': I ''hate'' your voice.\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': I got a feeling he went through the entire dictionary word-by-word until he came upon 'innovativuuuggh'.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Look. Look, Hugh. It's a videogame, it's not fine wine, okay? You're not eating cheese and wine and talking about ''[[TheBeatles Helter Skelter]]'', okay?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': 'I'm a connoisseur of retro video games from five years ago!'\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': 'Mmm, ''yes!'' I was only born in 2000!'\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Hugh is a pod-person who was specifically developed for reviewing video games. His birthdate was the release of [[MetalGearSolid4 MGS4]], this is retro as all hell, man.\\
...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Look, look, kid, just record yourself talking if you really have to! Don't throw it into After Effects and color-correct it so it's in, like, ThreeHundred-vision, and don't put a shitty fake vignette over it, 'cuz I know you're using Magic Bullet!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Yeah, I really like the soft focus, [[GaussianGirl it's like he's really a 45-year-old actress trying to play attractive.]]]]
** Chip & Ironicus' grilling of Fusion Media Network was so thorough (up to and including a complete and constructive list of things that could be improved) that the channel [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZL227xh50 went on indefinite hiatus]] as a result of the backlash.
* ''FanFic/ElementalGoddess'' [[http://blip.tv/file/4196009]][[http://blip.tv/file/4287031]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAVdTZBzEm4]], in which Chip and Ironicus take on material that is barely even salvageable by pointing out the terrible writing and animation whenever possible: [[hottip:*:\\
'''Raphiel''': I hate people! I just can't bear them! My name is Raphiel!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Hello, Raphiel, how are you doing?\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': What a wonderful introduction! That's how I introduce myself to people.\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': First you share your opinion on all of humanity, and then give your name!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "I hate jews a whole lot! My name is Chip, hello."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': We're not doing that episode yet!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm sorry, I'll hold back my hatred for jews until that episode. ]]
* Pretty much the entirety of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DeDlPdAtM Drunk]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc7UzGnu8rM&feature=related Mario Kart]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24XVYRryzCk&feature=related Trilogy]], especially whenever the LPer goes completely ballistic: [[hottip:*:\\
''Video starts, robdamanii is gently passed by Mario''\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': YOU GODDAMNED DAGO FUCKING PLUMBER!\\
'''[=ChipCheesum=]''': *laughing* What?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': That's...that's the best opening to a video...\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': AND YOU STUPID CUNT WOMAN PRINCESS, I HOPE YOU GET YOUR GODDAMNED HEAD CHOPPED OFF!\\
...\\
'''[=robdamnaii=]''': I'm not usually this angry.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Really?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': I find that hard to believe.\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': ''[Gets passed]'' You cunt!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Nobody, nobody who gets this upset at Mario Kart...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "GRRRRR...PEACH!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': They can't possibly be a calm person in other areas of their life.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"TOAD! RRRRRRGGGH!"'''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': "Don't cut in line in front of me at the bank you DAGO CUNT!"\\
...\\
''[robdamanii finishes the cup in 2nd to Luigi]''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Here comes my favorite line!\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': Fuck that dago wop son of a bitch. DIE! Sorry if you're Italian, I FUCKING HATE Luigi. He's a DOUCHEBAG. And I hope his life ends, ''painfully'' with rectal cancer ''in his mouth!'']]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKSDjKnsfn8 Donkey Kong Country]]'' with barely legible subtitles and...well...
-->'''DDDDDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKKKKKKK'''
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3cQYhvYBbg The Annotated Snakes]]'', in which Chip & Ironicus riff on an attempted AbridgedSeries of ''MetalGearSolid: The Twin Snakes'', with jokes that ''extend'' the footage rather than ''abridge'' it, along with noticable technical issues and terrible voice acting: [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "Help I can't stop vibrating!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Now Campbell's gettin' shakey with it!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "Campbell I can vibrate more than you let's go! Naomi you aren't even vibrating you're not even playing the game right get outta here! Campbell get back here let's vibrate each other!" [motorboating]\\
'''Terrible Otacon Voice''': Snake! I just remembered...\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Oh yeah, that's [[SarcasmMode exactly]] what it sounds like, good job.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"HELLO THIS IS OTACON."'''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': You're like the spitting audio image, congratulations.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"SNAKE LET'S TALK ABOUT MY FAVOURITE ANIMES. SNAKE. I'M OTACON."''']]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EZ0gOqB6s Retsupurae Mario Party]]'' has coachamar89 going on with how he hates Mario and Peach in Skateboard Scamper and the reveal of coachamar having over 500 videos in an entire year, half of which were just first videos on Let's Plays that he never finished, but the best goes out to having a unreleased beta version of [[strike:Skateboard Scamper]] ''[[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent Skaetbord Skampurr]]'', which isn't nearly as tauffer as the original. His incomprehensible (possibly Norwegian or German) accent is the cherry on top.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gto02ETv9WE Mario Party. Alone. AGAIN.]]'' includes the following exchange where Chip and Ironicus imagine what an exchange between [=Catboy12000=] and his therapist might be like: [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "So tell me about this Wario character, we had a lot of work with him last week."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Well, y'see, any time I play Mario Party, he - uh, I'm on the Mini-Game Island, and he comes up and he gets in my way, and he's really mean, and...sometimes he tells me that nobody likes me, and I know that, y-you told me that, th-that anytime I think that nobody likes me it's just because I don't like myself before I can have any real friends I have to learn to like myself, but I've been doing pretty good at that lately, I mean, when I play Mario Party I don't yell at myself as much..."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I think you're making great progress, [=Catboy12000=], but...I'd just like to inform you that I don't like you ''either'', and you pay me. Just think about that for a second."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "If I pay you extra, will you tell me that I'm a cool person and that you would high-five me any day of the week?"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I'm sorry, I have ''ethics.''"\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Oh...w-Wario and Yoshi still like me!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I've been meaning to tell you."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "What?"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "Yoshi is not a sexual object."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Y-You're just jealous about Yoshi and I's love! Nothing can get in between me and Yoshi."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I'm pretty sure that Koopa Trooper can."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Not for long when I win the mini-game! I will-I'll use save states to preserve our love."]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IynYLG3bF7M Retsupurae Super Mario Sixty-Story]]'' is just a goldmine for comedy for ChipCheezum.
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1oVnDboM10 WHO IS A POKEMON IN THIS CRAZY WORLD]]'': From [=ChipCheezum=] and [=GeneralIronicus'=] retsupuraes, where the two take the partially obscured phrases from the game and run with it. [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': 'hoose a pokemon' indeed.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Who is a pokemon in this crazy world?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Probably Pikachu, but I'm not--\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': No, excuse me, the screen clearly stated that it was ''Pikac''!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': ...that just doesn't get old! Are ''you'' a pokemon? Are ''you'' a poke--\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': I don't know! I don't know who's a pokemon anymore! [[TheThing We're all going to have to take a DNA sample and I have to torture the DNA samples to see which one's the pokemon]]! ''Oh my god, he's a pokemon!'' Get your flamethrowers out! ]]
* While not a Retsupurae of an LP, much of Chip and Ironicus' Retsufrash of the {{Xin}} series is pure hilarity. Especially when Ironicus breaks out his smug tough guy voice.
-->'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': It's a very tasty cylinder. I kicked it. Myself. And it became cake. Through the power of my violence.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbSMlzFmm4 No Comment]]'': The bouncy intro and outro make the video.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2F6I3k1K7Q NUCLEAR FISSION HOBBY CENTER]]: {{Nohamotyo}} at its very finest, coupled with some of the most obnonxious hosts and unnecessary video editing you've ever seen: [[hottip:*:\\
'''Jerry''': We'll be doing a Retro Review. Which is something we haven't done in weeks.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': What retro game is this? {{Sonic}}? Game/MegaMan?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': They must have gone way back to find a good retro game! Like something off the Commodore, maybe! To prove their cred!\\
'''Jerry''': It's very underrated. So Josh, tell the good people what game it is!\\
'''Josh''': We have ''{{Okami}}!''\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': WHAT?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Oh man! I remember when ''Okami'' came out for the Atari 2600!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Yeah, I know! What the...''[gibbering]''...This game came out ''five years ago, you '''idiots'''''! Five years doesn't count as "retro"!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Let me see how "underrated" ''Okami'' is.[...] A "very underrated" game with a Metascore of 93 out of 100 and a User Score of 9.2! Not a lot of people like this!\\
...\\
'''Hugh''': Oh wow, guys! The proper word I'd say to describe ''Okami'' would be 'innovative', I'd say...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': I ''hate'' your voice.\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': I got a feeling he went through the entire dictionary word-by-word until he came upon 'innovativuuuggh'.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Look. Look, Hugh. It's a videogame, it's not fine wine, okay? You're not eating cheese and wine and talking about ''[[TheBeatles Helter Skelter]]'', okay?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': 'I'm a connoisseur of retro video games from five years ago!'\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': 'Mmm, ''yes!'' I was only born in 2000!'\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Hugh is a pod-person who was specifically developed for reviewing video games. His birthdate was the release of [[MetalGearSolid4 MGS4]], this is retro as all hell, man.\\
...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Look, look, kid, just record yourself talking if you really have to! Don't throw it into After Effects and color-correct it so it's in, like, ThreeHundred-vision, and don't put a shitty fake vignette over it, 'cuz I know you're using Magic Bullet!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Yeah, I really like the soft focus, [[GaussianGirl it's like he's really a 45-year-old actress trying to play attractive.]]]]
** Chip & Ironicus' grilling of Fusion Media Network was so thorough (up to and including a complete and constructive list of things that could be improved) that the channel [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZL227xh50 went on indefinite hiatus]] as a result of the backlash.
* ''FanFic/ElementalGoddess'' [[http://blip.tv/file/4196009]][[http://blip.tv/file/4287031]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAVdTZBzEm4]], in which Chip and Ironicus take on material that is barely even salvageable by pointing out the terrible writing and animation whenever possible: [[hottip:*:\\
'''Raphiel''': I hate people! I just can't bear them! My name is Raphiel!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Hello, Raphiel, how are you doing?\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': What a wonderful introduction! That's how I introduce myself to people.\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': First you share your opinion on all of humanity, and then give your name!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "I hate jews a whole lot! My name is Chip, hello."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': We're not doing that episode yet!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm sorry, I'll hold back my hatred for jews until that episode. ]]
* Pretty much the entirety of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DeDlPdAtM Drunk]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc7UzGnu8rM&feature=related Mario Kart]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24XVYRryzCk&feature=related Trilogy]], especially whenever the LPer goes completely ballistic: [[hottip:*:\\
''Video starts, robdamanii is gently passed by Mario''\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': YOU GODDAMNED DAGO FUCKING PLUMBER!\\
'''[=ChipCheesum=]''': *laughing* What?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': That's...that's the best opening to a video...\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': AND YOU STUPID CUNT WOMAN PRINCESS, I HOPE YOU GET YOUR GODDAMNED HEAD CHOPPED OFF!\\
...\\
'''[=robdamnaii=]''': I'm not usually this angry.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Really?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': I find that hard to believe.\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': ''[Gets passed]'' You cunt!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Nobody, nobody who gets this upset at Mario Kart...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "GRRRRR...PEACH!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': They can't possibly be a calm person in other areas of their life.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"TOAD! RRRRRRGGGH!"'''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': "Don't cut in line in front of me at the bank you DAGO CUNT!"\\
...\\
''[robdamanii finishes the cup in 2nd to Luigi]''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Here comes my favorite line!\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': Fuck that dago wop son of a bitch. DIE! Sorry if you're Italian, I FUCKING HATE Luigi. He's a DOUCHEBAG. And I hope his life ends, ''painfully'' with rectal cancer ''in his mouth!'']]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKSDjKnsfn8 Donkey Kong Country]]'' with barely legible subtitles and...well...
-->'''DDDDDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKKKKKKK'''
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3cQYhvYBbg The Annotated Snakes]]'', in which Chip & Ironicus riff on an attempted AbridgedSeries of ''MetalGearSolid: The Twin Snakes'', with jokes that ''extend'' the footage rather than ''abridge'' it, along with noticable technical issues and terrible voice acting: [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "Help I can't stop vibrating!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Now Campbell's gettin' shakey with it!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "Campbell I can vibrate more than you let's go! Naomi you aren't even vibrating you're not even playing the game right get outta here! Campbell get back here let's vibrate each other!" [motorboating]\\
'''Terrible Otacon Voice''': Snake! I just remembered...\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Oh yeah, that's [[SarcasmMode exactly]] what it sounds like, good job.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"HELLO THIS IS OTACON."'''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': You're like the spitting audio image, congratulations.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"SNAKE LET'S TALK ABOUT MY FAVOURITE ANIMES. SNAKE. I'M OTACON."''']]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EZ0gOqB6s Retsupurae Mario Party]]'' has coachamar89 going on with how he hates Mario and Peach in Skateboard Scamper and the reveal of coachamar having over 500 videos in an entire year, half of which were just first videos on Let's Plays that he never finished, but the best goes out to having a unreleased beta version of [[strike:Skateboard Scamper]] ''[[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent Skaetbord Skampurr]]'', which isn't nearly as tauffer as the original. His incomprehensible (possibly Norwegian or German) accent is the cherry on top.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gto02ETv9WE Mario Party. Alone. AGAIN.]]'' includes the following exchange where Chip and Ironicus imagine what an exchange between [=Catboy12000=] and his therapist might be like: [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "So tell me about this Wario character, we had a lot of work with him last week."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Well, y'see, any time I play Mario Party, he - uh, I'm on the Mini-Game Island, and he comes up and he gets in my way, and he's really mean, and...sometimes he tells me that nobody likes me, and I know that, y-you told me that, th-that anytime I think that nobody likes me it's just because I don't like myself before I can have any real friends I have to learn to like myself, but I've been doing pretty good at that lately, I mean, when I play Mario Party I don't yell at myself as much..."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I think you're making great progress, [=Catboy12000=], but...I'd just like to inform you that I don't like you ''either'', and you pay me. Just think about that for a second."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "If I pay you extra, will you tell me that I'm a cool person and that you would high-five me any day of the week?"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I'm sorry, I have ''ethics.''"\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Oh...w-Wario and Yoshi still like me!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I've been meaning to tell you."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "What?"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "Yoshi is not a sexual object."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Y-You're just jealous about Yoshi and I's love! Nothing can get in between me and Yoshi."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I'm pretty sure that Koopa Trooper can."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Not for long when I win the mini-game! I will-I'll use save states to preserve our love."]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IynYLG3bF7M Retsupurae Super Mario Sixty-Story]]'' is just a goldmine for comedy for ChipCheezum.
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1oVnDboM10 WHO IS A POKEMON IN THIS CRAZY WORLD]]'': From [=ChipCheezum=] and [=GeneralIronicus'=] retsupuraes, where the two take the partially obscured phrases from the game and run with it. [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': 'hoose a pokemon' indeed.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Who is a pokemon in this crazy world?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Probably Pikachu, but I'm not--\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': No, excuse me, the screen clearly stated that it was ''Pikac''!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': ...that just doesn't get old! Are ''you'' a pokemon? Are ''you'' a poke--\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': I don't know! I don't know who's a pokemon anymore! [[TheThing We're all going to have to take a DNA sample and I have to torture the DNA samples to see which one's the pokemon]]! ''Oh my god, he's a pokemon!'' Get your flamethrowers out! ]]
* While not a Retsupurae of an LP, much of Chip and Ironicus' Retsufrash of the {{Xin}} series is pure hilarity. Especially when Ironicus breaks out his smug tough guy voice.
-->'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': It's a very tasty cylinder. I kicked it. Myself. And it became cake. Through the power of my violence.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbSMlzFmm4 No Comment]]'': The bouncy intro and outro make the video.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2F6I3k1K7Q NUCLEAR FISSION HOBBY CENTER]]: {{Nohamotyo}} at its very finest, coupled with some of the most obnonxious hosts and unnecessary video editing you've ever seen: [[hottip:*:\\
'''Jerry''': We'll be doing a Retro Review. Which is something we haven't done in weeks.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': What retro game is this? {{Sonic}}? Game/MegaMan?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': They must have gone way back to find a good retro game! Like something off the Commodore, maybe! To prove their cred!\\
'''Jerry''': It's very underrated. So Josh, tell the good people what game it is!\\
'''Josh''': We have ''{{Okami}}!''\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': WHAT?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Oh man! I remember when ''Okami'' came out for the Atari 2600!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Yeah, I know! What the...''[gibbering]''...This game came out ''five years ago, you '''idiots'''''! Five years doesn't count as "retro"!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Let me see how "underrated" ''Okami'' is.[...] A "very underrated" game with a Metascore of 93 out of 100 and a User Score of 9.2! Not a lot of people like this!\\
...\\
'''Hugh''': Oh wow, guys! The proper word I'd say to describe ''Okami'' would be 'innovative', I'd say...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': I ''hate'' your voice.\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': I got a feeling he went through the entire dictionary word-by-word until he came upon 'innovativuuuggh'.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Look. Look, Hugh. It's a videogame, it's not fine wine, okay? You're not eating cheese and wine and talking about ''[[TheBeatles Helter Skelter]]'', okay?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': 'I'm a connoisseur of retro video games from five years ago!'\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': 'Mmm, ''yes!'' I was only born in 2000!'\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Hugh is a pod-person who was specifically developed for reviewing video games. His birthdate was the release of [[MetalGearSolid4 MGS4]], this is retro as all hell, man.\\
...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Look, look, kid, just record yourself talking if you really have to! Don't throw it into After Effects and color-correct it so it's in, like, ThreeHundred-vision, and don't put a shitty fake vignette over it, 'cuz I know you're using Magic Bullet!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Yeah, I really like the soft focus, [[GaussianGirl it's like he's really a 45-year-old actress trying to play attractive.]]]]
** Chip & Ironicus' grilling of Fusion Media Network was so thorough (up to and including a complete and constructive list of things that could be improved) that the channel [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZL227xh50 went on indefinite hiatus]] as a result of the backlash.
* ''FanFic/ElementalGoddess'' [[http://blip.tv/file/4196009]][[http://blip.tv/file/4287031]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAVdTZBzEm4]], in which Chip and Ironicus take on material that is barely even salvageable by pointing out the terrible writing and animation whenever possible: [[hottip:*:\\
'''Raphiel''': I hate people! I just can't bear them! My name is Raphiel!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Hello, Raphiel, how are you doing?\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': What a wonderful introduction! That's how I introduce myself to people.\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': First you share your opinion on all of humanity, and then give your name!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "I hate jews a whole lot! My name is Chip, hello."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': We're not doing that episode yet!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm sorry, I'll hold back my hatred for jews until that episode. ]]
* Pretty much the entirety of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DeDlPdAtM Drunk]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc7UzGnu8rM&feature=related Mario Kart]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24XVYRryzCk&feature=related Trilogy]], especially whenever the LPer goes completely ballistic: [[hottip:*:\\
''Video starts, robdamanii is gently passed by Mario''\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': YOU GODDAMNED DAGO FUCKING PLUMBER!\\
'''[=ChipCheesum=]''': *laughing* What?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': That's...that's the best opening to a video...\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': AND YOU STUPID CUNT WOMAN PRINCESS, I HOPE YOU GET YOUR GODDAMNED HEAD CHOPPED OFF!\\
...\\
'''[=robdamnaii=]''': I'm not usually this angry.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': Really?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': I find that hard to believe.\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': ''[Gets passed]'' You cunt!\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Nobody, nobody who gets this upset at Mario Kart...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "GRRRRR...PEACH!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': They can't possibly be a calm person in other areas of their life.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"TOAD! RRRRRRGGGH!"'''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': "Don't cut in line in front of me at the bank you DAGO CUNT!"\\
...\\
''[robdamanii finishes the cup in 2nd to Luigi]''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Here comes my favorite line!\\
'''[=robdamanii=]''': Fuck that dago wop son of a bitch. DIE! Sorry if you're Italian, I FUCKING HATE Luigi. He's a DOUCHEBAG. And I hope his life ends, ''painfully'' with rectal cancer ''in his mouth!'']]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKSDjKnsfn8 Donkey Kong Country]]'' with barely legible subtitles and...well...
-->'''DDDDDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKKKKKKK'''
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3cQYhvYBbg The Annotated Snakes]]'', in which Chip & Ironicus riff on an attempted AbridgedSeries of ''MetalGearSolid: The Twin Snakes'', with jokes that ''extend'' the footage rather than ''abridge'' it, along with noticable technical issues and terrible voice acting: [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "Help I can't stop vibrating!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Now Campbell's gettin' shakey with it!\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': "Campbell I can vibrate more than you let's go! Naomi you aren't even vibrating you're not even playing the game right get outta here! Campbell get back here let's vibrate each other!" [motorboating]\\
'''Terrible Otacon Voice''': Snake! I just remembered...\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': Oh yeah, that's [[SarcasmMode exactly]] what it sounds like, good job.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"HELLO THIS IS OTACON."'''\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': You're like the spitting audio image, congratulations.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]''': '''"SNAKE LET'S TALK ABOUT MY FAVOURITE ANIMES. SNAKE. I'M OTACON."''']]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EZ0gOqB6s Retsupurae Mario Party]]'' has coachamar89 going on with how he hates Mario and Peach in Skateboard Scamper and the reveal of coachamar having over 500 videos in an entire year, half of which were just first videos on Let's Plays that he never finished, but the best goes out to having a unreleased beta version of [[strike:Skateboard Scamper]] ''[[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent Skaetbord Skampurr]]'', which isn't nearly as tauffer as the original. His incomprehensible (possibly Norwegian or German) accent is the cherry on top.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gto02ETv9WE Mario Party. Alone. AGAIN.]]'' includes the following exchange where Chip and Ironicus imagine what an exchange between [=Catboy12000=] and his therapist might be like: [[hottip:*:\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "So tell me about this Wario character, we had a lot of work with him last week."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Well, y'see, any time I play Mario Party, he - uh, I'm on the Mini-Game Island, and he comes up and he gets in my way, and he's really mean, and...sometimes he tells me that nobody likes me, and I know that, y-you told me that, th-that anytime I think that nobody likes me it's just because I don't like myself before I can have any real friends I have to learn to like myself, but I've been doing pretty good at that lately, I mean, when I play Mario Party I don't yell at myself as much..."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I think you're making great progress, [=Catboy12000=], but...I'd just like to inform you that I don't like you ''either'', and you pay me. Just think about that for a second."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "If I pay you extra, will you tell me that I'm a cool person and that you would high-five me any day of the week?"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I'm sorry, I have ''ethics.''"\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Oh...w-Wario and Yoshi still like me!"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I've been meaning to tell you."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "What?"\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "Yoshi is not a sexual object."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Y-You're just jealous about Yoshi and I's love! Nothing can get in between me and Yoshi."\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=] (as [=CatBoy12000=]'s therapist)''': "I'm pretty sure that Koopa Trooper can."\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=] (as [=CatBoy12000=])''': "Not for long when I win the mini-game! I will-I'll use save states to preserve our love."]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IynYLG3bF7M Retsupurae Super Mario Sixty-Story]]'' is just a goldmine for comedy for ChipCheezum.
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