History Funny / ChipCheezum

17th Sep '17 6:22:41 PM Kadorhal
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'''Ironicus:''' ... Why?" ''*laughs*'' "I just don't understand why. Why would they do these things?\\
'''Chip:''' Well, you see, this is what happens when you write a story for your game, originally as a one shot thing and then when people like it you make a new one, and then you don't think ahead [[KudzuPlot "what if there's gonna be more sequels? How am I gonna wrap this up? Oops, I wrote myself into a corner!"]] ''*confused noises*'' [[spoiler:[[EvilBrit THE BRITISH MAN]]]] [[TheDogWasTheMastermind IS THE REAL BAD GUY]]! That guy who [[spoiler:talked about making snake-guns and loved Film/JamesBond movies]], he's the bad guy! "Wouldn't it be great - Snake, wouldn't it be great if you made a folding snake gun in an attaché case, also I'm gonna go manipulate every single government in the world, okay, here we go."

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'''Ironicus:''' ... Why?" ''*laughs*'' "I I just don't understand why. Why would they do these things?\\
'''Chip:''' Well, you see, this is what happens when you write a story for your game, originally as a one shot thing thing, ''Metal Gear Solid'', and then when people like it you make a new one, and but then when you write the story, you don't think ahead [[KudzuPlot "what if there's gonna be more sequels? How am I gonna wrap this up? Oops, I wrote myself into a corner!"]] ''*confused noises*'' [[spoiler:[[EvilBrit THE BRITISH MAN]]]] [[TheDogWasTheMastermind IS THE REAL BAD GUY]]! That guy who that [[spoiler:talked about making snake-guns and loved Film/JamesBond movies]], he's the bad guy! "Wouldn't it be great - Snake, wouldn't it be great if you made a folding [[spoiler:folding snake gun in an attaché case, case]], also I'm gonna go manipulate every single government in the world, okay, here we go."
13th Sep '17 6:56:30 PM nombretomado
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* When Nate [[spoiler:plays ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot1996 Crash Bandicoot]]'' with Elena]], the LP suddenly {{Genre Shift}}s into [[spoiler:a WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}. Apparently Nate's YouTube handle is [=DeviousDrake69=].]]

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* When Nate [[spoiler:plays ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot1996 Crash Bandicoot]]'' with Elena]], the LP suddenly {{Genre Shift}}s into [[spoiler:a WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}. Apparently Nate's YouTube [=YouTube=] handle is [=DeviousDrake69=].]]
1st Sep '17 6:02:33 PM Kadorhal
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'''Ironicus:''' Fuck you.\\
'''Chip:''' ''(as Campbell, after learning how badly Meryl thinks of him)'' "Oh, well. That makes me feel slightly sad, but I'm sure I'll be okay after I bang my incredibly hot wife later."\\
'''Ironicus:''' Fuck you.\\

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'''Ironicus:''' Fuck you.\\
''Fuck you!''\\
'''Campbell:''' Meryl... said something about me?\\
'''Ironicus:''' Yeah, Uncle-Dad, she said you're a sick fuck! Goddamn!\\
'''Chip:''' ''(as Campbell, after learning how badly Meryl thinks of him)'' Campbell)'' "Oh, well. That makes me feel slightly sad, but I'm sure I'll be okay after I bang my incredibly hot wife later."\\
'''Ironicus:''' Fuck you.\\''Fuck you!''\\
29th Aug '17 9:15:27 PM Kadorhal
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** All of this starts when Chip shows off the mechanic of handing over rations and other items to the militiamen in the chapters they're present in, and the one he demonstrates this is so impressed that he hands Snake a song for his iPod.
--->'''Ironicus:''' How do you ''hand'' someone an [=MP3=]? How do you put bits and boops in a box?
24th Jul '17 1:44:38 AM Piterpicher
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** The LP ends with who else but [[EdwynTiong the voice of Dan McNeely]] using his trademark smug voice to do a dramatic reading of some of creator [[SmallNameBigEgo MDickie's]] journal entries.

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** The LP ends with who else but [[EdwynTiong [[Creator/EdwynTiong the voice of Dan McNeely]] using his trademark smug voice to do a dramatic reading of some of creator [[SmallNameBigEgo MDickie's]] journal entries.
15th Jul '17 3:54:07 PM Kadorhal
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* Chip getting annoyed with [[NinjaButterfly Iwazaru]] flat out telling you to answers to puzzles, and eventually starts just paraphrasing his lines in huge letters like "USE THE RING JESUS" or "USE DAN" instead of writing out everything he says like he does everyone else.

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* Chip getting annoyed with [[NinjaButterfly [[ExpositionFairy Iwazaru]] flat out telling you to answers to puzzles, and eventually eventually, when he's unable to simply avoid Iwazaru entirely, starts just paraphrasing his lines in huge huge, screen-covering letters like "USE THE RING JESUS" or "USE DAN" instead of writing out everything he says like he does everyone else.



-->'''Chip''': *laughing* Hi, Logan.
-->'''Logan''': There's something under this bed!
--> *Ironicus laughs*
-->'''Chip''': There's nothing under that bed, Logan.

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-->'''Chip''': *laughing* ''(laughing)'' Hi, Logan.
-->'''Logan''':
Logan.\\
'''Logan''':
There's something under this bed!
--> *Ironicus laughs*
-->'''Chip''':
bed!\\
''(Ironicus laughs)''\\
'''Chip''':
There's nothing under that bed, Logan.



-->'''Chip''': (as Nate) [[OhCrap I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up!]]
-->'''Ironicus''': [[BigYes Hell yes!]]

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-->'''Chip''': (as Nate) [[OhCrap I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up!]]
-->'''Ironicus''':
up!]]\\
'''Ironicus''':
[[BigYes Hell yes!]]



-->(Sam and Nate help Evelyn to her feet as the police arrive)
-->'''Ironicus''': (grunts) And [[spoiler:she dies right there]].
-->'''Chip''': Oh no!
-->'''Ironicus''': And Sam [[spoiler:gets put away for her murder]].
-->(a few seconds pass)
-->'''Chip''': Yeah, about that...
-->[[spoiler:(Evelyn keels over dead from a heart attack)]]
-->'''Ironicus''': OH COME ON!

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-->(Sam -->''(Sam and Nate help Evelyn to her feet as the police arrive)
-->'''Ironicus''': (grunts)
arrive)''\\
'''Ironicus''': ''(grunts)''
And [[spoiler:she dies right there]].
-->'''Chip''':
there]].\\
'''Chip''':
Oh no!
-->'''Ironicus''':
no!\\
'''Ironicus''':
And Sam [[spoiler:gets put away for her murder]].
-->(a
murder]].\\
''(a
few seconds pass)
-->'''Chip''':
pass)''\\
'''Chip''':
Yeah, about that...
-->[[spoiler:(Evelyn
that...\\
[[spoiler:''(Evelyn
keels over dead from a heart attack)]]
-->'''Ironicus''':
attack)'']]\\
'''Ironicus''':
OH COME ON!



-->'''Ironicus''': ''(as Snake)'' I forgot to mention - [[BigBad my brother]]...[[HiddenDepths is a limbo master!]] That's how they decided primary elections in the future of ''Metal Gear''.
-->'''Chip''': Aside from expositioning.
-->'''Ironicus''': If it was ''all'' exposition, then we would have President Ocelot by now.
-->'''Chip''': And every time there's, like, a State of the Union, it'd just be him going ''(Ocelot voice)'' [[MagnificentBastard "I tricked all of you, America!]] [[DoubleReverseQuadrupleAgent I tricked you into thinking that I tricked you!]] [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder And then I tricked you again!]] Bet you didn't see that one coming!"

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-->'''Ironicus''': ''(as Snake)'' I forgot to mention - [[BigBad my brother]]...[[HiddenDepths is a limbo master!]] That's how they decided primary elections in the future of ''Metal Gear''.
-->'''Chip''':
Gear''.\\
'''Chip''':
Aside from expositioning.
-->'''Ironicus''':
expositioning.\\
'''Ironicus''':
If it was ''all'' exposition, then we would have President Ocelot by now.
-->'''Chip''':
now.\\
'''Chip''':
And every time there's, like, a State of the Union, it'd just be him going ''(Ocelot voice)'' [[MagnificentBastard "I tricked all of you, America!]] [[DoubleReverseQuadrupleAgent I tricked you into thinking that I tricked you!]] [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder And then I tricked you again!]] Bet you didn't see that one coming!"



---> "I gotta thank [[Creator/{{Konami}} you Japanese people]], for making a game where I can distract people with frogs... and I can also do this following trick. ''(lays down in the grass, sprays knockout gas to attract a guard)'' 'What? There's smoke there! Let's investigate the smoke!' ''(drops a book)'' 'Ah, there's a porno mag! Nevermind!' ''(the bees attack the guard)'' [='=]'''''OH NO! BEES!'''''[='=]"
---> "That's the oldest trick in the book! It's called the... Smoke... Switch-It-With-The-Book-Then-Get-'Em-With-The-Bees Switcharoo!"

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---> "I --->"I gotta thank [[Creator/{{Konami}} you Japanese people]], for making a game where I can distract people with frogs... and I can also do this following trick. ''(lays down in the grass, sprays knockout gas to attract a guard)'' 'What? There's smoke there! Let's investigate the smoke!' ''(drops a book)'' 'Ah, there's a porno mag! Nevermind!' ''(the bees attack the guard)'' [='=]'''''OH NO! BEES!'''''[='=]"
--->
BEES!'''''[='=]"\\
"That's the oldest trick in the book! It's called the... Smoke... Switch-It-With-The-Book-Then-Get-'Em-With-The-Bees Switcharoo!"



--> '''Ironicus''' ''as a random soldier'': Will it be porn? Am I going to go the porn way, like my friend who I was in training with? Maybe, maybe I'll have a log fall on my head? He's never gotten that one to work, but still I've heard stories!\\

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--> '''Ironicus''' -->'''Ironicus''' ''as a random soldier'': Will it be porn? Am I going to go the porn way, like my friend who I was in training with? Maybe, maybe I'll have a log fall on my head? He's never gotten that one to work, but still I've heard stories!\\



--->'''ChipCheezum''': [[spoiler: (imitating Roll): Holy shit Mega Man, we kind of murdered the hell out of them! I feel a little guilty!]]

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--->'''ChipCheezum''': --->'''Chip''': [[spoiler: (imitating Roll): Holy shit Mega Man, we kind of murdered the hell out of them! I feel a little guilty!]]



-->'''Chip:''' Oh, hi Data - how'd you get here?
-->'''Ironicus:''' What!?
-->'''Data:''' Well, we've come a long way, haven't we?
-->'''Chip:''' "Time to die, Megaman!" [[ShockingSwerve What a twist!]]
-->'''Ironicus:''' ''[laughing]'' I was just about to say...!
-->'''Chip:''' Data pulls out a gun...
-->'''Data:''' It would have been nice if we could have just kept on living in peace with the Professor and Roll but...
-->'''Ironicus:''' ...Wait, ''really!?''

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-->'''Chip:''' Oh, hi Data - how'd you get here?
-->'''Ironicus:''' What!?
-->'''Data:'''
here?\\
'''Ironicus:''' What!?\\
'''Data:'''
Well, we've come a long way, haven't we?
-->'''Chip:'''
we?\\
'''Chip:'''
"Time to die, Megaman!" [[ShockingSwerve What a twist!]]
-->'''Ironicus:'''
twist!]]\\
'''Ironicus:'''
''[laughing]'' I was just about to say...!
-->'''Chip:'''
!\\
'''Chip:'''
Data pulls out a gun...
-->'''Data:'''
gun...\\
'''Data:'''
It would have been nice if we could have just kept on living in peace with the Professor and Roll but...
-->'''Ironicus:''' ...
but...\\
'''Ironicus:''' ...
Wait, ''really!?''



--> '''ChipCheezum''': Oh, yeah, is that some concept art you drew there, Dracula?
--> '''Ironicus''': *doing a Dracula impression* I vish to make an indie game for the XBox Live, blah. I vant to suck your Microsoft points.

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--> '''ChipCheezum''': -->'''Chip''': Oh, yeah, is that some concept art you drew there, Dracula?
-->
Dracula?\\
'''Ironicus''': *doing a Dracula impression* I vish to make an indie game for the XBox Live, blah. I vant to suck your Microsoft points.



-->'''Ironicus''': Perhaps it reduces your rank because you're eating street meat. And not, like, street vendor meat but just from behind a dumpster.
-->'''Chip''': Blugh. Wonder-Blue don't touch that. Wonder-Beer definitely don't touch that. Can you be Wonder-Sober for once please?

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-->'''Ironicus''': Perhaps it reduces your rank because you're eating street meat. And not, like, street vendor meat but just from behind a dumpster.
-->'''Chip''':
dumpster.\\
'''Chip''':
Blugh. Wonder-Blue don't touch that. Wonder-Beer definitely don't touch that. Can you be Wonder-Sober for once please?



--->'''Vijounne''': I hate to say it, boys, but I don't think you meet the height requirements for this ride.
--->'''Ironicus''': They're as tall as anyone else on the planet! [[EvilIsBigger You're just rubbing it in!]]

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--->'''Vijounne''': I hate to say it, boys, but I don't think you meet the height requirements for this ride.
--->'''Ironicus''':
ride.\\
'''Ironicus''':
They're as tall as anyone else on the planet! [[EvilIsBigger You're just rubbing it in!]]



--->'''Aiden:''' C'mon, Jacks, talk to me.
--->'''Ironicus:''' (as Aiden) Look, we're gonna send you to Witness Protection. We're gonna put you in a different video game. There's [[VideoGame/HeavyRain a good dad that will swordfight you in the backyard every day]]. (Chip bursts out laughing)
--->'''Chip:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, nothing bad's gonna happen from that.]]

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--->'''Aiden:''' C'mon, Jacks, talk to me.
--->'''Ironicus:''' (as Aiden)
me.\\
'''Ironicus:''' ''(as Aiden)''
Look, we're gonna send you to Witness Protection. We're gonna put you in a different video game. There's [[VideoGame/HeavyRain a good dad that will swordfight you in the backyard every day]]. (Chip ''(Chip bursts out laughing)
--->'''Chip:'''
laughing)''\\
'''Chip:'''
[[DeadpanSnarker Oh, nothing bad's gonna happen from that.]]



* At the start of the first game, he starts trying to describe the game's combat system during the first tutorial fight. He kills the enemy in five seconds, barely enough time to explain the reliance on the Square button.

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* At the start of his original LP of the first game, he starts trying to describe the game's combat system during the first tutorial fight. He kills the enemy in five seconds, barely enough time to explain the reliance on the Square button.
19th May '17 9:50:34 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Chip:''' Even whores gotta work their way up to the top. (Don't put that quote down somewhere, like TVTropes perhaps.)

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-->'''Chip:''' Even whores gotta work their way up to the top. (Don't put that quote down somewhere, like TVTropes Wiki/TVTropes perhaps.)
7th Mar '17 9:10:14 PM Rebu
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* Ironicus' wife walks in during the the ''Zelda: Breath of the Wild'' stream, and ''instantly'' picks up what's going on (Ironicus going squee over a goat) with almost no explanation. Ironicus notes how weirdly on the same wavelength they are, and says if we want to see more, we should check out theit podcast, ''Podcast/HistoryHoneys''.
28th Feb '17 5:29:46 PM ComicX6
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* Calling back to his motorcycle stunt in Part 2, Part 13 opens with Chip (after a non sequitur open of him stating that as a man on the go, Aiden Pearce is a gogurt fan) doing the same at the [=McDonalds=] knockoff Quinkies...[[UpToEleven only with a car instead]], wreaking predictable havoc. All while he and Ironicus banter over how ill-suited the space is for serving customers in cars like it's the most normal thing in the world.
-->'''Chip:''' It's really hard to get the driver side window up to the register, everything needs to be a bit more curved to help with how cars move.
19th Feb '17 10:02:40 AM theenglishman
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* During the flashback in Episode 20, Ironicus [[https://youtu.be/BhVxnfx33EQ?t=2532 accidentally predicts]] a certain DiabolusExMachina moment.
-->(Sam and Nate help Evelyn to her feet as the police arrive)
-->'''Ironicus''': (grunts) And [[spoiler:she dies right there]].
-->'''Chip''': Oh no!
-->'''Ironicus''': And Sam [[spoiler:gets put away for her murder]].
-->(a few seconds pass)
-->'''Chip''': Yeah, about that...
-->[[spoiler:(Evelyn keels over dead from a heart attack)]]
-->'''Ironicus''': OH COME ON!
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