History Funny / ChipCheezum

18th Aug '16 7:04:38 AM theenglishman
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[[folder:Uncharted]]

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[[folder:Uncharted]][[folder:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]



[[folder:Uncharted 2]]

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[[folder:Uncharted 2]]2: Among Thieves]]



[[folder:Uncharted 3]]

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[[folder:Uncharted 3]]3: Drake's Deception]]



[[folder:Uncharted 4]]

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[[folder:Uncharted 4]]4: A Thief's End]]
* When Nate [[spoiler:plays ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot1996 Crash Bandicoot]]'' with Elena]], the LP suddenly {{Genre Shift}}s into [[spoiler:a WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}. Apparently Nate's YouTube handle is [=DeviousDrake69=].]]
7th Aug '16 2:18:46 PM theenglishman
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[[folder:Metal Gear Solid]]
* How about ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'' by Chip and [=VoidBurger=]:
---> '''Chip:''' ''(as Snake)'' I came to see Mother God and the opening act was just a bunch of people screaming into a saxophone!\\
'''[=VoidBurger=] and Chip:''' For two hours!\\
''and''\\
'''Chip:''' ''(as Snake, during Naomi's going on about how FOXDIE kills people)'' Well, Naomi, that's... pretty cool. Why don't you... you know, tell me about it later... when I don't have a really hard co- really hard cot- God dammit. '''Really hot card!'''\\
'''Void:''' ''(snickering)'' You almost said "really hard cock," didn't you? Cause that's what I heard.\\
'''Chip:''' I said cot, but yes.\\
'''Void:''' ''(laughing)'' But yes.\\
'''Chip:''' Got cock on the mind.\\
''(both crack up)''\\
'''Void:''' Stick your dick into the computer. By accident. ''(as Snake)'' "Why is it not working?!"\\
'''Chip:''' ''(as Snake)'' It should be hot enough.
* Their merciless ribbing of Otacon's nerdy tendencies is just amazing.
* Part 12 starts with the duo pretending that Shadow Moses is some sort of school setting and that the elevators down to Vulcan Raven's boss arena are heading to the food court. Chip jokes at the start that he's a baby about his food, so he's going for chicken nuggets in the shapes of dinosaurs - and then, once ravens start flying around the elevator, Chip starts shooting Stinger missiles at them, claiming that he got impatient and as such is going to make his own chicken nuggets.

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[[folder:Metal Gear Solid]]
[[folder:Uncharted]]
* How about ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'' by Chip and [=VoidBurger=]:
---> '''Chip:''' ''(as Snake)'' I came to see Mother God and the opening act was just
getting interrupted by a bunch of people screaming into a saxophone!\\
'''[=VoidBurger=] and Chip:''' For two hours!\\
''and''\\
'''Chip:''' ''(as Snake, during Naomi's going on about how FOXDIE kills people)'' Well, Naomi, that's... pretty cool. Why don't you... you know, tell me about it later... when I don't have a really hard co- really hard cot- God dammit. '''Really hot card!'''\\
'''Void:''' ''(snickering)'' You almost said "really hard cock," didn't you? Cause that's what I heard.\\
'''Chip:''' I said cot, but yes.\\
'''Void:''' ''(laughing)'' But yes.\\
'''Chip:''' Got cock on the mind.\\
''(both crack up)''\\
'''Void:''' Stick your dick into the computer. By accident. ''(as Snake)'' "Why is it not working?!"\\
'''Chip:''' ''(as Snake)'' It should be hot enough.
* Their merciless ribbing of Otacon's nerdy tendencies is just amazing.
* Part 12 starts with the duo pretending
baby.
-->'''Chip''': *laughing* Hi, Logan.
-->'''Logan''': There's something under this bed!
--> *Ironicus laughs*
-->'''Chip''': There's nothing under
that Shadow Moses is some sort of school setting and that the elevators down to Vulcan Raven's boss arena are heading to the food court. Chip jokes at the start that he's a baby about his food, so he's going for chicken nuggets in the shapes of dinosaurs - and then, once ravens start flying around the elevator, Chip starts shooting Stinger missiles at them, claiming that he got impatient and as such is going to make his own chicken nuggets.bed, Logan.



[[folder:Metal Gear Solid 2]]
* From Chip and Ironicus' LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'', after the FissionMailed screen.
--> "'Emit.' 'Continent.' All of South America will erupt from your ass!"
** Strut A Pump being literally read as "strutting a pump", and the various alterations of the same sentence.
** Anytime they mention "strutting' but in particular:
--->Chip: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyN5HE6R9b8#t=783s COMMENCE THE STRUTTING!]]
** Anytime they do an impression of [[MrExposition Ocelot]].
** Making jokes about Solidus' impressive dodging skills during the final boss battle, which leads to this discussion:
-->'''Ironicus''': ''(as Snake)'' I forgot to mention - [[BigBad my brother]]...[[HiddenDepths is a limbo master!]] That's how they decided primary elections in the future of ''Metal Gear''.
-->'''Chip''': Aside from expositioning.
-->'''Ironicus''': If it was ''all'' exposition, then we would have President Ocelot by now.
-->'''Chip''': And every time there's, like, a State of the Union, it'd just be him going ''(Ocelot voice)'' [[MagnificentBastard "I tricked all of you, America!]] [[DoubleReverseQuadrupleAgent I tricked you into thinking that I tricked you!]] [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder And then I tricked you again!]] Bet you didn't see that one coming!"
** The BrickJoke in the last video [[spoiler: Suck My Dick]]

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[[folder:Metal Gear Solid
[[folder:Uncharted
2]]
* From Chip making fun of Blip TV and Ironicus' LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'', after the FissionMailed screen.
it's "repeat customer" advertisements.
* Chip's intense groaning during ''Dangerous Hunts 2011'''s bullet-time segments.
--> "'Emit.' 'Continent.' All of South America will erupt from your ass!"
** Strut A Pump being literally read as "strutting a pump", and the various alterations of the same sentence.
** Anytime they mention "strutting' but in particular:
--->Chip: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyN5HE6R9b8#t=783s COMMENCE THE STRUTTING!]]
** Anytime they do an impression of [[MrExposition Ocelot]].
** Making jokes about Solidus' impressive dodging skills during the final boss battle, which leads to this discussion:
-->'''Ironicus''': ''(as Snake)'' I forgot to mention - [[BigBad my brother]]...[[HiddenDepths is a limbo master!]] That's how they decided primary elections in the future of ''Metal Gear''.
-->'''Chip''': Aside from expositioning.
-->'''Ironicus''': If it was ''all'' exposition, then we would have President Ocelot by now.
-->'''Chip''': And every time there's, like, a State of the Union, it'd just be him going ''(Ocelot voice)'' [[MagnificentBastard "I tricked all of you, America!]] [[DoubleReverseQuadrupleAgent I tricked you into thinking that I tricked you!]] [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder And then I tricked you again!]] Bet you didn't see that one coming!"
** The BrickJoke in the last video [[spoiler: Suck My Dick]]
"UUUUUGH, HEARTSHOT"



[[folder: Metal Gear Solid 3]]
* Don't forget Lets Play Metal Gear Solid 3. It has a CMOF in the final battle when Chip intentionally waits for Snake Eater to start playing to...[[spoiler: put on the Monkey Mask and beat the crap out of The Boss]].
** Earlier in the LP, Chip is demonstrating the use of The Pain's camo pattern to command [[BeeBeeGun personal attack bees.]]
---> "I gotta thank [[Creator/{{Konami}} you Japanese people]], for making a game where I can distract people with frogs... and I can also do this following trick. ''(lays down in the grass, sprays knockout gas to attract a guard)'' 'What? There's smoke there! Let's investigate the smoke!' ''(drops a book)'' 'Ah, there's a porno mag! Nevermind!' ''(the bees attack the guard)'' [='=]'''''OH NO! BEES!'''''[='=]"
---> "That's the oldest trick in the book! It's called the... Smoke... Switch-It-With-The-Book-Then-Get-'Em-With-The-Bees Switcharoo!"
** Any involvement and mention of Mission J. Frog, especially [[spoiler: his acquiring of an eyepatch and his sacrifice against Volgin]].
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnyMbdy6XN0 Said clips conveniently compiled for your viewing pleasure.]]
* Chip and Ironicus discussing the reason Jack became a legend not because of his supreme skill, but because he's the most [[CloudCuckooLander unconventional]] soldier. After watching Chip play and succeed as a complete lunatic, it only gets funnier.
--> '''Ironicus''' ''as a random soldier'': Will it be porn? Am I going to go the porn way, like my friend who I was in training with? Maybe, maybe I'll have a log fall on my head? He's never gotten that one to work, but still I've heard stories!\\
'''Chip''' ''as another soldier'': I hope he doesn't drop my body so all my items pop out!\\
'''Ironicus''': Maybe he'll dump me in quick saaaand! Or push his glasses up his nose and completely fool me!
** Anything with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rde38dO4XJQ Caveman Snake]].
--->'''Snake:''' Snake never have childhood. Snake finally learn to Ding Dong Ditch. ''*guard opens door*'' Hahaha this great fun.
** Chip attempts to toss a white phosphorous grenade through a wall gap at foot level of an enemy soldier on the other side, only for the misaimed grenade to bounce of the side of the wall and land right in front of Snake, setting himself on fire. Even better is the soldier he was trying to throw it at completely fails to react.
* The first four or so minutes of [[https://youtu.be/zfKU1AMPzGE part 21]] are a beautiful thing. From showing EVA's reaction to the fake death pill, to setting out the (packaged) corpse of Mission J. Frog to remind her that "he died for your sins" (which Ironicus compares to that scene from ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp'' due to Snake and EVA's positioning), to synchronized vomiting when Chip rambles about repopulating humanity or something, and then holding EVA up with CQC to get her to give part of the KonamiCode...
-->'''Ironicus:''' There's just a bunch of vomit on the ground there, it's awesome.\\
'''Chip:''' ''(holding up EVA)'' Say things...\\
'''Ironicus:''' You're walking in your own vomit!\\
'''Chip:''' That's not the worst thing I've done! ''This'' is the worst thing I've done, I think!\\
...\\
'''EVA:''' ''(after being let go)'' Stop shooting me!\\
'''Chip:''' I never shot you! That was a knife, not a gun! ''(goes into weapon box, equips the Mk. 22) This'' is a gun! ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice (shoots EVA right in the forehead to tranquilize her)]]''

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[[folder: Metal Gear Solid 3]]
* Don't forget Lets Play Metal Gear Solid 3. It has a CMOF in the final battle when Chip intentionally waits for Snake Eater to start playing to...[[spoiler: put on the Monkey Mask and beat the crap out of The Boss]].
** Earlier in the LP, Chip is demonstrating the use of The Pain's camo pattern to command [[BeeBeeGun personal attack bees.]]
---> "I gotta thank [[Creator/{{Konami}} you Japanese people]], for making a game where I can distract people with frogs... and I can also do this following trick. ''(lays down in the grass, sprays knockout gas to attract a guard)'' 'What? There's smoke there! Let's investigate the smoke!' ''(drops a book)'' 'Ah, there's a porno mag! Nevermind!' ''(the bees attack the guard)'' [='=]'''''OH NO! BEES!'''''[='=]"
---> "That's the oldest trick in the book! It's called the... Smoke... Switch-It-With-The-Book-Then-Get-'Em-With-The-Bees Switcharoo!"
** Any involvement and mention of Mission J. Frog, especially [[spoiler: his acquiring of an eyepatch and his sacrifice against Volgin]].
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnyMbdy6XN0 Said clips conveniently compiled for your viewing pleasure.]]
* Chip and Ironicus discussing the reason Jack became a legend not because of his supreme skill, but because he's the most [[CloudCuckooLander unconventional]] soldier. After watching Chip play and succeed as a complete lunatic, it only gets funnier.
--> '''Ironicus''' ''as a random soldier'': Will it be porn? Am I going to go the porn way, like my friend who I was in training with? Maybe, maybe I'll have a log fall on my head? He's never gotten that one to work, but still I've heard stories!\\
'''Chip''' ''as another soldier'': I hope he doesn't drop my body so all my items pop out!\\
'''Ironicus''': Maybe he'll dump me in quick saaaand! Or push his glasses up his nose and completely fool me!
** Anything with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rde38dO4XJQ Caveman Snake]].
--->'''Snake:''' Snake never have childhood. Snake finally learn to Ding Dong Ditch. ''*guard opens door*'' Hahaha this great fun.
** Chip attempts to toss a white phosphorous grenade through a wall gap at foot level of an enemy soldier on the other side, only for the misaimed grenade to bounce of the side of the wall and land right in front of Snake, setting himself on fire. Even better is the soldier he was trying to throw it at completely fails to react.
* The first four or so minutes of [[https://youtu.be/zfKU1AMPzGE part 21]] are a beautiful thing. From showing EVA's reaction to the fake death pill, to setting out the (packaged) corpse of Mission J. Frog to remind her that "he died for your sins" (which Ironicus compares to that scene from ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp'' due to Snake and EVA's positioning), to synchronized vomiting when Chip rambles about repopulating humanity or something, and then holding EVA up with CQC to get her to give part of the KonamiCode...
-->'''Ironicus:''' There's just a bunch of vomit on the ground there, it's awesome.\\
'''Chip:''' ''(holding up EVA)'' Say things...\\
'''Ironicus:''' You're walking in your own vomit!\\
'''Chip:''' That's not the worst thing I've done! ''This'' is the worst thing I've done, I think!\\
...\\
'''EVA:''' ''(after being let go)'' Stop shooting me!\\
'''Chip:''' I never shot you! That was a knife, not a gun! ''(goes into weapon box, equips the Mk. 22) This'' is a gun! ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice (shoots EVA right in the forehead to tranquilize her)]]''

[[folder:Uncharted 3]]




[[folder:Uncharted 4]]
[[/folder]]


[[folder:Metal Gear Solid]]
* How about ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'' by Chip and [=VoidBurger=]:
---> '''Chip:''' ''(as Snake)'' I came to see Mother God and the opening act was just a bunch of people screaming into a saxophone!\\
'''[=VoidBurger=] and Chip:''' For two hours!\\
''and''\\
'''Chip:''' ''(as Snake, during Naomi's going on about how FOXDIE kills people)'' Well, Naomi, that's... pretty cool. Why don't you... you know, tell me about it later... when I don't have a really hard co- really hard cot- God dammit. '''Really hot card!'''\\
'''Void:''' ''(snickering)'' You almost said "really hard cock," didn't you? Cause that's what I heard.\\
'''Chip:''' I said cot, but yes.\\
'''Void:''' ''(laughing)'' But yes.\\
'''Chip:''' Got cock on the mind.\\
''(both crack up)''\\
'''Void:''' Stick your dick into the computer. By accident. ''(as Snake)'' "Why is it not working?!"\\
'''Chip:''' ''(as Snake)'' It should be hot enough.
* Their merciless ribbing of Otacon's nerdy tendencies is just amazing.
* Part 12 starts with the duo pretending that Shadow Moses is some sort of school setting and that the elevators down to Vulcan Raven's boss arena are heading to the food court. Chip jokes at the start that he's a baby about his food, so he's going for chicken nuggets in the shapes of dinosaurs - and then, once ravens start flying around the elevator, Chip starts shooting Stinger missiles at them, claiming that he got impatient and as such is going to make his own chicken nuggets.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Metal Gear Solid 2]]
* From Chip and Ironicus' LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'', after the FissionMailed screen.
--> "'Emit.' 'Continent.' All of South America will erupt from your ass!"
** Strut A Pump being literally read as "strutting a pump", and the various alterations of the same sentence.
** Anytime they mention "strutting' but in particular:
--->Chip: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyN5HE6R9b8#t=783s COMMENCE THE STRUTTING!]]
** Anytime they do an impression of [[MrExposition Ocelot]].
** Making jokes about Solidus' impressive dodging skills during the final boss battle, which leads to this discussion:
-->'''Ironicus''': ''(as Snake)'' I forgot to mention - [[BigBad my brother]]...[[HiddenDepths is a limbo master!]] That's how they decided primary elections in the future of ''Metal Gear''.
-->'''Chip''': Aside from expositioning.
-->'''Ironicus''': If it was ''all'' exposition, then we would have President Ocelot by now.
-->'''Chip''': And every time there's, like, a State of the Union, it'd just be him going ''(Ocelot voice)'' [[MagnificentBastard "I tricked all of you, America!]] [[DoubleReverseQuadrupleAgent I tricked you into thinking that I tricked you!]] [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder And then I tricked you again!]] Bet you didn't see that one coming!"
** The BrickJoke in the last video [[spoiler: Suck My Dick]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Metal Gear Solid 3]]
* Don't forget Lets Play Metal Gear Solid 3. It has a CMOF in the final battle when Chip intentionally waits for Snake Eater to start playing to...[[spoiler: put on the Monkey Mask and beat the crap out of The Boss]].
** Earlier in the LP, Chip is demonstrating the use of The Pain's camo pattern to command [[BeeBeeGun personal attack bees.]]
---> "I gotta thank [[Creator/{{Konami}} you Japanese people]], for making a game where I can distract people with frogs... and I can also do this following trick. ''(lays down in the grass, sprays knockout gas to attract a guard)'' 'What? There's smoke there! Let's investigate the smoke!' ''(drops a book)'' 'Ah, there's a porno mag! Nevermind!' ''(the bees attack the guard)'' [='=]'''''OH NO! BEES!'''''[='=]"
---> "That's the oldest trick in the book! It's called the... Smoke... Switch-It-With-The-Book-Then-Get-'Em-With-The-Bees Switcharoo!"
** Any involvement and mention of Mission J. Frog, especially [[spoiler: his acquiring of an eyepatch and his sacrifice against Volgin]].
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnyMbdy6XN0 Said clips conveniently compiled for your viewing pleasure.]]
* Chip and Ironicus discussing the reason Jack became a legend not because of his supreme skill, but because he's the most [[CloudCuckooLander unconventional]] soldier. After watching Chip play and succeed as a complete lunatic, it only gets funnier.
--> '''Ironicus''' ''as a random soldier'': Will it be porn? Am I going to go the porn way, like my friend who I was in training with? Maybe, maybe I'll have a log fall on my head? He's never gotten that one to work, but still I've heard stories!\\
'''Chip''' ''as another soldier'': I hope he doesn't drop my body so all my items pop out!\\
'''Ironicus''': Maybe he'll dump me in quick saaaand! Or push his glasses up his nose and completely fool me!
** Anything with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rde38dO4XJQ Caveman Snake]].
--->'''Snake:''' Snake never have childhood. Snake finally learn to Ding Dong Ditch. ''*guard opens door*'' Hahaha this great fun.
** Chip attempts to toss a white phosphorous grenade through a wall gap at foot level of an enemy soldier on the other side, only for the misaimed grenade to bounce of the side of the wall and land right in front of Snake, setting himself on fire. Even better is the soldier he was trying to throw it at completely fails to react.
* The first four or so minutes of [[https://youtu.be/zfKU1AMPzGE part 21]] are a beautiful thing. From showing EVA's reaction to the fake death pill, to setting out the (packaged) corpse of Mission J. Frog to remind her that "he died for your sins" (which Ironicus compares to that scene from ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp'' due to Snake and EVA's positioning), to synchronized vomiting when Chip rambles about repopulating humanity or something, and then holding EVA up with CQC to get her to give part of the KonamiCode...
-->'''Ironicus:''' There's just a bunch of vomit on the ground there, it's awesome.\\
'''Chip:''' ''(holding up EVA)'' Say things...\\
'''Ironicus:''' You're walking in your own vomit!\\
'''Chip:''' That's not the worst thing I've done! ''This'' is the worst thing I've done, I think!\\
...\\
'''EVA:''' ''(after being let go)'' Stop shooting me!\\
'''Chip:''' I never shot you! That was a knife, not a gun! ''(goes into weapon box, equips the Mk. 22) This'' is a gun! ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice (shoots EVA right in the forehead to tranquilize her)]]''
[[/folder]]



* Chip getting interrupted by a baby in the ''Uncharted'' LP.
-->'''Chip''': *laughing* Hi, Logan.
-->'''Logan''': There's something under this bed!
--> *Ironicus laughs*
-->'''Chip''': There's nothing under that bed, Logan.



* Chip making fun of Blip TV and it's "repeat customer" advertisements during the ''Uncharted 2'' LP.
* Chip's intense groaning during ''Dangerous Hunts 2011'''s bullet-time segments.
--> "UUUUUGH, HEARTSHOT"
5th Jul '16 10:59:41 PM Kadorhal
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'''Chip:''' Well, you see, this is what happens when you write a story for your game, originally as a one shot thing and then when people like it you make a new one, and then you don't think ahead [[KudzuPlot "what if there's gonna be more sequels? How am I gonna wrap this up? Oops, I wrote myself into a corner!"]] ''*confused noises*'' [[spoiler:[[EvilBrit THE BRITISH MAN]]]] [[TheDogWasTheMastermind IS THE REAL BAD GUY]]!

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'''Chip:''' Well, you see, this is what happens when you write a story for your game, originally as a one shot thing and then when people like it you make a new one, and then you don't think ahead [[KudzuPlot "what if there's gonna be more sequels? How am I gonna wrap this up? Oops, I wrote myself into a corner!"]] ''*confused noises*'' [[spoiler:[[EvilBrit THE BRITISH MAN]]]] [[TheDogWasTheMastermind IS THE REAL BAD GUY]]!GUY]]! That guy who [[spoiler:talked about making snake-guns and loved Film/JamesBond movies]], he's the bad guy! "Wouldn't it be great - Snake, wouldn't it be great if you made a folding snake gun in an attaché case, also I'm gonna go manipulate every single government in the world, okay, here we go."



'''Chip:''' Or some, y'know, maybe sometimes they just..''(distracted by a pair of bodies perfectly lined up next to each other)''\\

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'''Chip:''' Or some, y'know, maybe sometimes they just..just... ''(distracted by a pair of bodies perfectly lined up next to each other)''\\



* Ironicus' utter disgust with the Colonel -- who he calls Uncle-Dad through the game -- is always great for a laugh especially when he finds out Roy married Jack's fiancée Rosemary

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* Ironicus' utter disgust with the Colonel -- who he calls Uncle-Dad through the game -- is always great for a laugh laugh, especially when he finds out Roy married Jack's fiancée Rosemary
26th Jun '16 12:09:11 AM BobSaget9
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*** According to him, Anime/{{Voltron}} is airing on [[spoiler:The Gay Channel]].
17th Jun '16 1:11:02 PM Willbyr
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* Chip's lesson on original character design, which is just tracing over a picture of [[DragonBallZ Goku]] [[CopyCatSue and calling him Hank.]]

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* Chip's lesson on original character design, which is just tracing over a picture of [[DragonBallZ [[Anime/DragonBallZ Goku]] [[CopyCatSue and calling him Hank.]]
8th Jun '16 7:44:22 PM Willbyr
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** [[CallingYourAttacks "Spinning Dog Missile,]] [[GingaNagareboshiGin go!"]] The line even comes with a reverb. Even funnier when you realize that there ''is'' a Spinning Dog Attack in the show (However it's [[spoiler:more of a buzzsaw attack than a missile]]).

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** [[CallingYourAttacks "Spinning Dog Missile,]] [[GingaNagareboshiGin [[Manga/GingaNagareboshiGin go!"]] The line even comes with a reverb. Even funnier when you realize that there ''is'' a Spinning Dog Attack in the show (However it's [[spoiler:more of a buzzsaw attack than a missile]]).
23rd May '16 11:48:14 PM Kadorhal
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* Part 12 starts with the duo pretending that Shadow Moses is some sort of school setting and that the elevators down to Vulcan Raven's boss arena are heading to the food court. Chip jokes at the start that he's a baby about his food, so he's going for chicken nuggets in the shapes of dinosaurs - and then, once ravens start flying around the elevator, Chip starts shooting Stinger missiles at them, claiming that he got impatient and as such is going to make his own chicken nuggets.
21st May '16 5:19:20 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Chip:''' So here's another thing um, you know how when Travis recharges the battery he does an up-and-down motion in both ''No More Heroes'', but they didn't actually require you to do the up-and-down, you just had to waggle? ''(grows exasperated)'' In the PS3 version, they ''really want'' you to mimic like you're masturbating! [[TooMuchInformation So I am hunched over a table right now in front of a microphone jacking this Move off!]] ''(Ironicus laughs)''\\

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-->'''Chip:''' So here's another thing um, you know how when Travis recharges the battery he does an up-and-down motion in both ''No More Heroes'', but they didn't actually require you to do the up-and-down, you just had to waggle? ''(grows exasperated)'' In the PS3 [=PS3=] version, they ''really want'' you to mimic like you're masturbating! [[TooMuchInformation So I am hunched over a table right now in front of a microphone jacking this Move off!]] ''(Ironicus laughs)''\\
19th May '16 7:51:39 PM Kadorhal
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--> '''Ironicus''' ''as a random soldier'': Will it be porn? Am I going to go the porn way, like my friend who I was in training with? Maybe, maybe I'll have a log fall on my head? He's never gotten that one to work, but still I've heard stories!
--> '''Chip''' ''as another soldier'': I hope he doesn't drop my body so all my items pop out!
--> '''Ironicus''': Maybe he'll dump me in quick saaaand! Or push his glasses up his nose and completely fool me!

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--> '''Ironicus''' ''as a random soldier'': Will it be porn? Am I going to go the porn way, like my friend who I was in training with? Maybe, maybe I'll have a log fall on my head? He's never gotten that one to work, but still I've heard stories!
-->
stories!\\
'''Chip''' ''as another soldier'': I hope he doesn't drop my body so all my items pop out!
-->
out!\\
'''Ironicus''': Maybe he'll dump me in quick saaaand! Or push his glasses up his nose and completely fool me!


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* The first four or so minutes of [[https://youtu.be/zfKU1AMPzGE part 21]] are a beautiful thing. From showing EVA's reaction to the fake death pill, to setting out the (packaged) corpse of Mission J. Frog to remind her that "he died for your sins" (which Ironicus compares to that scene from ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp'' due to Snake and EVA's positioning), to synchronized vomiting when Chip rambles about repopulating humanity or something, and then holding EVA up with CQC to get her to give part of the KonamiCode...
-->'''Ironicus:''' There's just a bunch of vomit on the ground there, it's awesome.\\
'''Chip:''' ''(holding up EVA)'' Say things...\\
'''Ironicus:''' You're walking in your own vomit!\\
'''Chip:''' That's not the worst thing I've done! ''This'' is the worst thing I've done, I think!\\
...\\
'''EVA:''' ''(after being let go)'' Stop shooting me!\\
'''Chip:''' I never shot you! That was a knife, not a gun! ''(goes into weapon box, equips the Mk. 22) This'' is a gun! ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice (shoots EVA right in the forehead to tranquilize her)]]''
18th May '16 9:11:01 AM Blueeyedrat
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-->'''Chip:''' My [[ABloodyMess Fruit Gushers]]... but I was gonna have those for lunch--''(another gunshot)'' My backup Gushers!

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-->'''Chip:''' My [[ABloodyMess Fruit Gushers]]... but I was gonna have those for lunch--''(another gunshot)'' lunch--''(bang)'' My backup Gushers!Gushers! ''(bang)'' Oh, [[BloodFromTheMouth the Gushers I already ate]]!
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