History Funny / CastlevaniaLordsOfShadow2

* A Brotherhood knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[Series/GameOfThrones Eddard S.]] Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle but by his own commanding officer, who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Eddard because he was the only one brave enough to remain with his crazed superior, rather than flee with the other knights. Poor honorable fool. (He also mentions that one of the [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved in it...)

* When you chew through some ropes as a rat in the theater, a weighted bag comes crashing down. What's written on it? [[spoiler: ACME]].
* [[spoiler: Satan's taunts while in possession of Alucard are [[ActuallyPrettyFunny admittedly]] hilarious, even if they do reference [[CrossesTheLineTwice child abuse.]]]]

** For Christian players, one taunt really stands out: "Join us, Gabriel. Let's form a Trinity!" The Trinity isn't a team, it's the inherent nature of God, and the idea that you can just get three guys - even if they do happen to be a father, a son and an angel - and ''make'' one is so outrageously blasphemous ''even for Satan'' that it CrossesTheLineTwice.

** And then there's his quip to the final boss of the DLC.[[note]]Which is also the name of the Achievement you get after the battle[[/note]]
---> [[spoiler: ''(to Zobek's Lieutenant)'' Nice armor.]]
** In the Guest House you will stumble across an elevator that would let you continue your quest. There's a blackened plaque nailed to one of the walls of said elevator. What does it say? ''"No wolves allowed."''

---> '''Guard:''' ''(after investigating where Dracula was and failing to find him)'' I need to stop drinking Grog. [[NoMoreForMe I'm hallucinating]].

* A Brotherhood knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[Series/GameOfThrones Eddard S.]] Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle but by his own commanding officer, who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Eddard because he was the only one brave enough to remain with his crazed superior, rather than flee with the other knights. Poor honorable fool. (He also mentions that one of the [[ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved in it...)

--> '''Chupacabras''': ¡Ah!
--> '''Dracula''': That's it?
--> '''Chupacabras''': That's it.

* You get an achievement for roasting an owl with the Chaos Bombs, turning it into a fully-cooked chicken like the old games.

---> '''Guard:''' ''(after investigating where Dracula was and failing to find him)'' I need to stop drinking Grog. [[NoMoreForMe I'm hallucinating]].

** At some point in the past, Dracula had to have a prison made specifically for Chupacabras to cancel his teleporting, because his pranks and personality were ''driving the prince of darkness insane.''
** Drac asks the Chupacabras to read the artifact to open the Mirror on the wall and its challenges. After examining it, being the only one who can understand the language written on it, the Chupacabras conjures the spell.

--> '''Dracula''': ¿Thats it?
--> '''Chupacabras''': Thats it.

* A Brotherhood knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[Series/GameOfThrones Eddard S.]] (Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle but by his own commanding officer. Who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Eddard because he was the only one brave enough not to flee and instead stands by the lunatic. Poor honorable fool. He also mentions that one of the [[ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved in it...)
* One of the knights in the City of the Damned drank something from the Chupacabra's shop that made him drunk. His last moments of life were spent having a laughing spell at seeing his scroll write out his drunk thoughts (which you read).

** For Christian players, one taunt really stands out: "Join us, Gabriel. Let's form a Trinity!" The Trinity isn't a team, it's the inherent nature of God, and the idea that you can just get three guys and ''make'' one is so outrageously blasphemous '''even for Satan''' that it CrossesTheLineTwice.

** At one point, some enemies try to set up an ambush for Alucard. However, it's such an [[ObviousTrap obvious set up]] that when they finally "spring" the trap, He briefly smirks a bit in amusment.

---> [[spoiler: (to Zobek's Lieutenant) "Nice Armor."]]

* The Golgoth Guards are seven-foot cyborgs who are easily more than a match for a weakened Dracula, and speak in a [[BlackSpeech weird, guttural language]]...some statements of which are rather [[VillainsOutShopping pedestrian]] for part-demon cyborgs.
---> '''Guard:''' (after investigating where Dracula was and failing to find him): '''I need to stop drinking Grog. [[NoMoreForMe I'm hallucinating]].'''

* You get an achievement for roasting an owl with the Chaos Bombs, turning it into a fully-cooked chicken like the old games.

* The look on Drac's face when Trevor asks him to find ''all'' of the broken pieces of the Mirror of Fate after enduring Agreus is absolutely priceless. The sort Dad's wear when they can see they are about to be ''really'' inconvenienced and would rather not accede to their child's demands but love and honour push them to attempt anyway.

---> [[spoiler: (to Zobek's Lieutenant) "Nice Armor."]]

* A Brotherhood knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[GameOfThrones Eddard S.]] (Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle but by his own commanding officer. Who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Eddard because he was the only one brave enough not to flee and instead stands by the lunatic. Poor honorable fool. He also mentions that one of the [[ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved in it...)

* [[spoiler: Satan's taunts while in possession of Alucard are [[ActuallyPrettyFunny admittedly]] hilarious, even if they do reference [[CrossesTheLineTwice child abuse.]]]]

* Another one of the scrolls in the library has a knight who's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation gone insane]] after reading one of the library's eldritch tomes, detailing a ritual that would give him the power to bring God low. The ritual? [[KonamiCode step Left twice, right twice, step forward, back, forward, back, grab the air and jump.]] [[TooDumbToLive He apparently fell to his death by breaking a railing doing it.]]

* A Brotherhood knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[GameOfThrones Eddard S.]] (Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle but by his own commanding officer. Who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Ned because he was the only one brave enough not to flee and instead stands by the lunatic. Poor honorable fool. He also mentions that one of the [[ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved in it...)

* Another one of the scrolls in the library has a knight who's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation gone insane]] after reading one of the library's eldritch tomes, detailing a ritual that would give him the power to bring God low. The ritual? [[KonamiCode step left twice, right twice, step forward, back, forward, back, grab the air and jump.]] [[TooDumbToLive He apparently fell to his death by breaking a railing doing it.]]

* Any scene where Dracula and Chupacabras the castle shop-keeper are on-screen together. With the latter kowtowing to your every whim and praising ''his excellency''. I dare you not to crack a smile.

* A Brotherhood knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[GameOfThrones Eddard S.]] (Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle but by his own commanding officer. Who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Ned because he was the only one brave enough not to flee and instead stands by the lunatic. Poor honorable fool. He also mentions that one of the [[ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved in it...

* A Brotherhood knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[GameOfThrones Eddard S.]] (Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle but by his own commanding officer who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Ned because he was the only one brave enough not to flee and stand by the lunatic. Poor honorable fool. He also lies beneath [[ASongOfIceAndFire a tree with red leaves]] and thinks he saw a face carved in one for a second.

* A Brotherhood knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[GameOfThrones Eddard S.]] (Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle but by his own commanding officer who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Ned because he was the only one brave enough not to flee and stand by the lunatic. Poor honorable fool. He also lies beneath [ASongOfIceAndFire a tree with red leaves]] and thinks he saw a face carved in one for a second.

* One of the poor Brotherhood knights who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[GameOfThrones Eddard S.]] Heroic fool.

* Satan's taunts while in possession of Alucard are [[ActuallyPrettyFunny admittedly]] hilarious, even if they do reference [[CrossesTheLineTwice child abuse.]]

* One of the poor Brotherhood knights who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[GameOfThrones Eddard S.]]

* When you chew through some ropes as a rat in the theater, a weighted bag comes crashing down. What's written on it? [[spoiler: ACME]].

* One of the poor Brotherhood knights who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[GameOfThrones Eddard S.]]

* The look on Drac's face when Trevor asks him to find ''all'' of the broken pieces of the Mirror of Fate after enduring Agreus is absolutely priceless. The sort Dad's wear when they can see they are about to be ''really'' inconvenienced and would rather not accede to their child's demands but love and honour push them to attempt anyway.

* The look on Drac's face when Trevor asks him to find ''all'' of the broken pieces of the Mirror of Fate is absolutely priceless. The sort Dad's wear when they can see they are about to be really inconvenienced and would really rather not accede to their child's demands but love and honour push you to attempt anyway.

* Any scene where Dracula and Chupacabras the castle shop-keeper are on-screen together. With the latter kowtowing to your every whim and praising ''his excellency''. I dare you not to crack a smile.