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* Satan's taunts while possessing Alucard are [[ActuallyPrettyFunny admittedly]] hilarious, even if they do reference [[CrossesTheLineTwice child abuse]].
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* Satan's taunts while possessing Alucard are [[ActuallyPrettyFunny admittedly]] admittedly hilarious, even if they do reference [[CrossesTheLineTwice child abuse]].
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* A Brotherhood Knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called "[[Series/GameOfThrones Eddard S]]." Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle, but by his own commanding officer who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Eddard because he was the only one brave enough to remain with his crazed superior, rather than flee with the other knights. Poor honorable fool.
** He also mentions that one of the [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved in it.
* One of the knights in the City of the Damned drank something from Chupacabra's shop. His last moments of life were spent in a laughing fit at seeing his scroll write out his drunken thoughts (which you read).
* Another one of the scrolls in the library has a knight who's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation gone insane]] after reading one of the library's eldritch tomes, detailing a ritual that would give him the power to bring {{God}} low. The ritual? [[KonamiCode Step left twice, right twice, step forward, back, forward, back, grab the air and jump.]] [[TooDumbToLive He apparently fell to his death by breaking a railing doing it.]]
** He also mentions that one of the [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved in it.
* One of the knights in the City of the Damned drank something from Chupacabra's shop. His last moments of life were spent in a laughing fit at seeing his scroll write out his drunken thoughts (which you read).
* Another one of the scrolls in the library has a knight who's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation gone insane]] after reading one of the library's eldritch tomes, detailing a ritual that would give him the power to bring {{God}} low. The ritual? [[KonamiCode Step left twice, right twice, step forward, back, forward, back, grab the air and jump.]] [[TooDumbToLive He apparently fell to his death by breaking a railing doing it.]]
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* Several of the Soldiers' Diaries are very funny:
** A Brotherhood Knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called "[[Series/GameOfThrones Eddard S]]." Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle, but by his own commanding officer who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Eddard because he was the only one brave enough to remain with his crazed superior, rather than flee with the other knights. Poor honorable fool.
** *** He also mentions that one of the [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved in it.
* ** One of the knights in the City of the Damned (who for whatever reason is named [[Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas Raoul Duke]] drank something from Chupacabra's shop. His last moments of life were spent in a laughing fit at seeing his scroll write out his drunken thoughts (which you read).
* ** Another one of the scrolls in the library has a knight who's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation gone insane]] after reading one of the library's eldritch tomes, detailing a ritual that would give him the power to bring {{God}} low. The ritual? [[KonamiCode Step left twice, right twice, step forward, back, forward, back, grab the air and jump.]] [[TooDumbToLive He apparently fell to his death by breaking a railing doing it.]]]]
** The scroll of Gisverio the Beardless tells the story of [[SweetPollyOliver a woman disguised as a soldier]] trying to find her fiancé Hilbert - so she can tell him she's cutting off the engagement, let him know she's found someone else, and then kill Hilbert for good measure.
** A Brotherhood Knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called "[[Series/GameOfThrones Eddard S]]." Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle, but by his own commanding officer who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Eddard because he was the only one brave enough to remain with his crazed superior, rather than flee with the other knights. Poor honorable fool.
** The scroll of Gisverio the Beardless tells the story of [[SweetPollyOliver a woman disguised as a soldier]] trying to find her fiancé Hilbert - so she can tell him she's cutting off the engagement, let him know she's found someone else, and then kill Hilbert for good measure.
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* Among the diaries of deceased Brotherhood soldiers Alucard can find is one [[Creator/JamesRolfe Angry Sir Rolfe]], who complains about the convoluted nature of a puzzle set up by The Toy Maker, and saying that he might as well wait for a random whirlwind to take him to his destination instead.
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* Any scene where Dracula and Chupacabras the castle shop-keeper are on-screen together. With the latter kowtowing to your every whim and praising ''his excellency''.
** At some point in the past, Dracula had to have a prison made specifically for Chupacabras to cancel his teleporting, because his pranks and personality were ''just that irritating.''
** Drac asks the Chupacabras to read the artifact to open the Mirror on the wall and its challenges. After examining it, being the only one who can understand the language written on it, the Chupacabras conjures the spell...
--> '''Chupacabras''': Ah!
--> '''Dracula''': ''(in an exasperated/skeptical voice)'' That's it?
--> '''Chupacabras''': ''(with a completely straight face)'' That's what it says, Sir.
* The look on Drac's face when Trevor asks him to find ''all'' of the broken pieces of the Mirror of Fate after enduring Agreus is absolutely priceless. The sort Dads wear when they can see they are about to be ''really'' inconvenienced and would rather not accede to their child's demands but love and honour push them to attempt anyway.
** At some point in the past, Dracula had to have a prison made specifically for Chupacabras to cancel his teleporting, because his pranks and personality were ''just that irritating.''
** Drac asks the Chupacabras to read the artifact to open the Mirror on the wall and its challenges. After examining it, being the only one who can understand the language written on it, the Chupacabras conjures the spell...
--> '''Chupacabras''': Ah!
--> '''Dracula''': ''(in an exasperated/skeptical voice)'' That's it?
--> '''Chupacabras''': ''(with a completely straight face)'' That's what it says, Sir.
* The look on Drac's face when Trevor asks him to find ''all'' of the broken pieces of the Mirror of Fate after enduring Agreus is absolutely priceless. The sort Dads wear when they can see they are about to be ''really'' inconvenienced and would rather not accede to their child's demands but love and honour push them to attempt anyway.
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* Any scene where Dracula andChupacabras Chupacabras, the castle shop-keeper shop-keeper, are on-screen together. With the latter kowtowing to your every whim and praising ''his excellency''.
** At some point in the past, Dracula had to have a prison made specifically for Chupacabras to cancel his teleporting, because his pranks and personality were ''just thatirritating.''
irritating''.
** Drac asksthe Chupacabras to read the artifact to open the Mirror mirror on the wall and its challenges. After examining it, being the only one who can understand the language written on it, the Chupacabras conjures the spell...
--> '''Chupacabras''': --->'''Chupacabras:''' Ah!
--> '''Dracula''': ''(in --->'''Dracula:''' ''[in an exasperated/skeptical voice)'' voice]'' That's it?
--> '''Chupacabras''': ''(with --->'''Chupacabras:''' ''[with a completely straight face)'' face]'' That's what it says, Sir.
sir.
* The look on Drac's face when Trevor asks him to find ''all'' of the broken pieces of the Mirror of Fate after enduring Agreus is absolutely priceless.The It's the sort Dads of look that dads wear when they can see they are about to be ''really'' inconvenienced and would rather not accede to their child's demands demands, but love and honour honor push them to attempt anyway.
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* Any scene where Dracula and
** At some point in the past, Dracula had to have a prison made specifically for Chupacabras to cancel his teleporting, because his pranks and personality were ''just that
** Drac asks
* The look on Drac's face when Trevor asks him to find ''all'' of the broken pieces of the Mirror of Fate after enduring Agreus is absolutely priceless.
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* A Brotherhood knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[Series/GameOfThrones Eddard S.]] Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle, but by his own commanding officer, who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Eddard because he was the only one brave enough to remain with his crazed superior, rather than flee with the other knights. Poor honorable fool. (He also mentions that one of the [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved in it...)
* One of the knights in the City of the Damned drank something from the Chupacabra's shop. His last moments of life were spent in a laughing fit at seeing his scroll write out his drunken thoughts (which you read).
* Another one of the scrolls in the library has a knight who's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation gone insane]] after reading one of the library's eldritch tomes, detailing a ritual that would give him the power to bring God low. The ritual? [[KonamiCode Step left twice, right twice, step forward, back, forward, back, grab the air and jump.]] [[TooDumbToLive He apparently fell to his death by breaking a railing doing it.]]
* When you chew through some ropes as a rat in the theater, a weighted bag comes crashing down. What's written on it? [[spoiler:ACME.]]
* [[spoiler:Satan's taunts while in possession of Alucard are [[ActuallyPrettyFunny admittedly]] hilarious, even if they do reference [[CrossesTheLineTwice child abuse.]]]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Satan!Alucard''']]: [[spoiler:Aah, don't hit me, Father!]]
** For Christian players, one taunt really stands out: "Join us, Gabriel. Let's form a Trinity!" The Trinity isn't a team, it's the inherent nature of God, and the idea that you can just get three guys -- even if they do happen to be a father, a son and an angel -- and ''make'' one is so outrageously blasphemous ''even for Satan'' that it CrossesTheLineTwice.
* One of the knights in the City of the Damned drank something from the Chupacabra's shop. His last moments of life were spent in a laughing fit at seeing his scroll write out his drunken thoughts (which you read).
* Another one of the scrolls in the library has a knight who's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation gone insane]] after reading one of the library's eldritch tomes, detailing a ritual that would give him the power to bring God low. The ritual? [[KonamiCode Step left twice, right twice, step forward, back, forward, back, grab the air and jump.]] [[TooDumbToLive He apparently fell to his death by breaking a railing doing it.]]
* When you chew through some ropes as a rat in the theater, a weighted bag comes crashing down. What's written on it? [[spoiler:ACME.]]
* [[spoiler:Satan's taunts while in possession of Alucard are [[ActuallyPrettyFunny admittedly]] hilarious, even if they do reference [[CrossesTheLineTwice child abuse.]]]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Satan!Alucard''']]: [[spoiler:Aah, don't hit me, Father!]]
** For Christian players, one taunt really stands out: "Join us, Gabriel. Let's form a Trinity!" The Trinity isn't a team, it's the inherent nature of God, and the idea that you can just get three guys -- even if they do happen to be a father, a son and an angel -- and ''make'' one is so outrageously blasphemous ''even for Satan'' that it CrossesTheLineTwice.
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* A Brotherhood knight Knight who meets his demise in Drac's castle is called [[Series/GameOfThrones "[[Series/GameOfThrones Eddard S.]] S]]." Notable, in that he's killed not by Agreus or any of the other monsters inhabiting the castle, but by his own commanding officer, officer who cracks under the strain and ends up mortally wounding Eddard because he was the only one brave enough to remain with his crazed superior, rather than flee with the other knights. Poor honorable fool. (He fool.
** He also mentions that one of the [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved init...)
it.
* One of the knights in the City of the Damned drank something fromthe Chupacabra's shop. His last moments of life were spent in a laughing fit at seeing his scroll write out his drunken thoughts (which you read).
* Another one of the scrolls in the library has a knight who's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation gone insane]] after reading one of the library's eldritch tomes, detailing a ritual that would give him the power to bringGod {{God}} low. The ritual? [[KonamiCode Step left twice, right twice, step forward, back, forward, back, grab the air and jump.]] [[TooDumbToLive He apparently fell to his death by breaking a railing doing it.]]
* When you chew through some ropes as a rat in the theater, a weighted bag comes crashing down. What's written on it?[[spoiler:ACME.]]
"ACME."
*[[spoiler:Satan's Satan's taunts while in possession of possessing Alucard are [[ActuallyPrettyFunny admittedly]] hilarious, even if they do reference [[CrossesTheLineTwice child abuse.]]]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Satan!Alucard''']]: [[spoiler:Aah,abuse]].
-->'''Satan!Alucard:''' Aah, don't hit me,Father!]]
Father!
** For Christian players, one taunt really stands out: "Join us, Gabriel. Let's form a Trinity!" The Trinity isn't ateam, team; it's the inherent nature of God, and the idea that you can just get three guys -- even (even if they do happen to be a father, a son son, and an angel -- angel) and ''make'' one is so [[BlasphemousBoast outrageously blasphemous blasphemous]] ''even for Satan'' that it CrossesTheLineTwice. CrossesTheLineTwice.
** He also mentions that one of the [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire trees with red leaves]] may have had a face carved in
* One of the knights in the City of the Damned drank something from
* Another one of the scrolls in the library has a knight who's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation gone insane]] after reading one of the library's eldritch tomes, detailing a ritual that would give him the power to bring
* When you chew through some ropes as a rat in the theater, a weighted bag comes crashing down. What's written on it?
*
-->[[spoiler:'''Satan!Alucard''']]: [[spoiler:Aah,
-->'''Satan!Alucard:''' Aah, don't hit me,
** For Christian players, one taunt really stands out: "Join us, Gabriel. Let's form a Trinity!" The Trinity isn't a
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** At one point, some enemies try to set up an ambush for Alucard. However, it's such an [[ObviousTrap obvious set up]] that when they finally "spring" the trap, he briefly smirks a bit in amusement.
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** At one point, some enemies try to set up an ambush for Alucard. However, it's such an [[ObviousTrap obvious set up]] set-up]] that when they finally "spring" the trap, he briefly smirks a bit in amusement.
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---> [[spoiler:''(to Zobek's Lieutenant)'' Nice armor.]]
** In the Guest House, you will stumble across an elevator that would let you continue your quest. There's a blackened plaque nailed to one of the walls of said elevator. What does it say? ''"No wolves allowed."''
** In the Guest House, you will stumble across an elevator that would let you continue your quest. There's a blackened plaque nailed to one of the walls of said elevator. What does it say? ''"No wolves allowed."''
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** In the Guest House, you will stumble across an elevator that would let you continue your quest. There's a blackened plaque nailed to one of the walls of said elevator. What does it say?
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---> '''Guard:''' ''(after investigating where Dracula was and failing to find him)'' I need to stop drinking Grog. [[NoMoreForMe I'm hallucinating.]]
* The camera shot you're awarded right after you acquire the antidote is humorous as well... when you disregard what's happening in the background. To elaborate, the camera pans out to reveal a ''fiercely'' focused face of a [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy Golgoth Guard]]... while the guy it supposed to be protecting is being dispatched (read: bitten and drained) in a rather gruesome way. Heh.
* The camera shot you're awarded right after you acquire the antidote is humorous as well... when you disregard what's happening in the background. To elaborate, the camera pans out to reveal a ''fiercely'' focused face of a [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy Golgoth Guard]]... while the guy it supposed to be protecting is being dispatched (read: bitten and drained) in a rather gruesome way. Heh.
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* The camera shot you're awarded right after you acquire the antidote is humorous as well... when you disregard what's happening in the background. To elaborate, the camera pans out to reveal a ''fiercely'' focused face of a [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy Golgoth Guard]]... while the guy
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