History Funny / CaptainSNES

* [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/09/28/201-blue-dragon-part-10-dragons-end/ The conclusion of Cid's daughter's story about her father's wooing of her mother.]] Between the genuineness of the HardTruthAesop delivered, the mass horrified look of everyone, and Kainazzo's EvenEvilHasStandards moment.

* [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/09/28/201-blue-dragon-part-10-dragons-end/ The conclusion of Cid's daughter's story about her father's wooing of her mother.]] Between the genuineness of the FamilyUnfriendlyAesop delivered, the mass horrified look of everyone, and Kainazzo's EvenEvilHasStandards moment.

** And not only do the guards buy his alibi (traveling through time and fighting the LLL-er, KKK), they ask him for an autograph, warn him not to see ''My American Cousin'' and he ''fools the [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2012/07/25/785-braining/ Brain Lord,]]'' aka "The smartest person in all of Videoland."

* Mario ranting to Magus about how stupid it is that Bowser [[SuperMarioBros stands on a bridge with an axe that will immediately destroy the bridge if it's touched.]] While [[NotSoAboveItAll Magus thinks it makes perfect sense.]]

** And not only do the guards buy his alibi (traveling through time and fighting the LLL-er, KKK), they ask him for an autograph, warn him not to see ''My American Cousin'' and he ''fools the [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2012/07/25/785-braining/ Brain Lord]]'', aka "The smartest person in all of Videoland".

--> '''Alex's Inner Monolouge''': Oh come on! [[BlantantLies I did not fucking made him cry!]]

--> '''Alex's Inner Monolouge''': Oh come on! [[Blantant Lies I did not fucking made him cry!]]

* [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/09/28/201-blue-dragon-part-10-dragons-end/ The conclusion of Cid's daughter's story about her father's wooing of her mother.]] Between the genuineness of the FamilyUnfriendlyAesop delivered, the mass horrified look of everyone, and Kainazzo's EvenEvilHasStandards moment.
--> Kainazzo!Cecil: That was almost certainly the worst story I've ever heard. It offended even my morals and sensibilities.

* [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/11/28/236-the-interrogation/ Eggplant Wizard's breakdown.]]

* When Alex is faced with his cynicism - a naked Music/AlanisMorissette covered with a censor bar - he remembers that he had a crush on her... until he saw a video where she was naked, and realizes her ultimate attack must be taking her censor bar off. [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/01/18/264-censorship-isnt-all-bad/ He promptly surrenders.]]
* A FreezeFrameBonus: take a look at the actions Alex can do with button A [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2001/10/09/40-light-gun-its-a-fricken-bazooka/ when he discovers he has the Super Scope]].

* CaptainSNES [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2004/11/20/462-negative-reinforcement/ makes his jailor wish he had some]] BrainBleach.
* In the CaptainSNES Chrono Trigger Rip Off crossover, Captain SNES taking out Lavos Magus with SNES's Fruit Pies [[spoiler: laced with Chocopectate]]

* When Alex is faced with his cynicism - a naked Music/AlanisMorissette covered with a censor bar - he remembers that he had a crush on her... until he saw a video she made oncewhere she was naked, and realizes her ultimate attack must be taking her censor bar off. [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/01/18/264-censorship-isnt-all-bad/ He promptly surrenders.]]

* When Alex is faced with his cynicism - a naked Music/AlanisMorissette covered with a censor bar - he remembers that he had a crush on her... until he saw a video she made once, and realizes her ultimate attack must be taking her censor bar off. [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/01/18/264-censorship-isnt-all-bad/ He promptly surrenders.]]

* When Alex is faced with his cynicism - a naked AlanisMorisette covered with a censor bar - he remembers that he had a crush on her... until he saw a video she made once, and realizes her ultimate attack must be taking her censor bar off. [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/01/18/264-censorship-isnt-all-bad/ He promptly surrenders.]]

* Samus implanted a behavior modifying chip in Eggplant Wizard which prevents him from acting against her or making puns by shocking him when he tries. However, she also put a safety feature in which shocks him into unconsciousness when she says two words. Two words she specifically chose because nobody would ever say them together on purpose. [[spoiler:Sweet Christmas]].

** And not only do the guards buy his alibi (traveling through time and fighting the LLL-er, KKK), they ask him for an autograph, warn him not to see ''My American Cousin'' and Hippo ''fools the [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2012/07/25/785-braining/ Brain Lord]]'', aka "The smartest person in all of Videoland".

** And not only do the guards buy his alibi (traveling through time and fighting the LLL-er, KKK), they ask him for an autograph, warn him not to see ''My American Cousin'' and ''fools the [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2012/07/25/785-braining/ Brain Lord]]'', aka "The smartest person in all of Videoland".

* Some guards run into an escaped King Hippo-I mean, '''[[LargeHam ABRAHAM]]''' '''[[PaperThinDisguise LINCOLN!]]''' '''[[http://www.captainsnes.com/2012/07/20/784-further-down-the-rabbit-hole/ SIXTEENTH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!]]'''