History Funny / Beelzebub

* [[NotWhatItLooksLike How Hilda gets accepted into Oga's household]]. Funny in and of itself, but then [[AmbiguouslyGay Arandron]] decides to do the ''exact same thing'' to Furuichi's family.

--->'''Oga''': Everyone [[{{Malaproper}} rip out your brains!]]\\
'''Furuichi''': ...You mean, muster your knowledge?\\
'''Oga''': RIP THEM OUT!

* In chapter 12, Hilda convinces Oga (by breaking his {{PS2}}) to build a playpen for Baby Beel. [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/3700/beelzebub_v2_ch12_by_i-eat-manga/9 Things don't go completely as planned]].

* [[BrainBleach The sight of Arandron in a GIRL'S school uniform]].

--> '''Oga''': [[CasualDangerDialogue Yeah, I'm really not feeling good. I can't fight today.]]\\
'''Furuichi''': [[SarcasmMode Is that so?]]
* Also, Oga tries to explain to Aoi the truth of Baby Beel, only to be sidetracked by the fact that he can't remember Beel's [[OverlyLongName full name.]] Furuichi is no help, and Beel crawls off crying over the fact that neither one can remember his name. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg5aqCdS_3s See it here.]]

* Oga boasts about learning new, powerful techniques to Miki. Guess what, they're [[spoiler: his usual punches and kicks, but [[CallingYourAttacks with added ham]].]]

--->'''Furuichi''': ''[[ButtMonkey WHAT THE HELL DID YOU HIT ME FOR?!]]''

* In chapter 100, Zenjuro creates a fully powered {{Doppelganger}} of Baby Beel to train him and Oga. Unfortunately, the clone is too much like Baby Beel and despite being able to throw out a MegatonPunch capable of knocking Oga back, his first instinct is to chase down a rabbit.

* [[http://www.mangareader.net/beelzebub/106/7 Demon sword, Arandron!]]

* Chapter 108: Oga proudly declaring that he will now use his new finishing move... :and calmly proceeding to make Baby Beel some milk, which includes waiting for the milk to cool down. The demons are not amused.
-->''' Graphiel:''' Isn't it done?\\

* Everything about the second proceedings of Oga's trippy courtroom nightmare in chapter 124.

-->'''Dolls''': Chief! This isn't good, she's not breathing.\\
'''Lamia''': [[FridgeLogic What I want to know is, do dolls even breathe?]]\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Dolls''': Now that you mention it, we don't actually need to breathe! Our chief didn't die!\\
'''Chief''': Woah, you're right! I'm... I'm alive!

* [[IdiotHero Tojo]] then comes in to help with a challenge...[[spoiler:a [[SeriousBusiness SUDOKU]] challenge.]] Needless to say, [[EpicFail it fails.]]
-->'''Tojo''': [[BigDamnHeroes Lemme in, Oga.]]\\
'''Oga''': [[LampshadeHanging YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON I NEED IN THIS SITUATION!]]\\
''[[[HilarityEnsues one page later...]]]''\\
'''Tojo''': I can see the numbers are all demons, as well.\\
'''Oga''': Let's do our best! Otherwise, go apologize to the numbers!

--> '''Quetzalcoatl''': ''[talking about [[spoiler:sudoku]]]'' ...And he died before I even managed to finish my explanation.

-->'''Furuichi''': Aren't you supposed to talk about me ''behind my back''?!

-->'''Oga:''' Listen well! If someone were to dare to slap you on the left cheek, you'd [[BadAss hit their right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then a]] [[LauncherMove launcher,]] [[MeteorMove then, while they're in the air, finish them with]] [[Comicbook/{{Wolverine}} Wolverine's]] [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom weapon X]] [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill combo special]]. That's the type of woman you are. [[WeWantOurJerkBack So don't try to be anything else.]]

--> '''Hilda:''' Tatsumi, horsey.\\

* [[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/c147/7.html Tojo's definitely not excited to be going on the Okinawa field trip]].

** And a GenreSavvy Furuichi getting a bad feeling that he's missing out on some "exciting" things because he has [[ToiletHumor diarrhoea]].

-->'''Mook 1''': Kamiya-san, are you alright?\\
'''Mook 2''': Thank God, it looks [[BreakingTheFourthWall gag-like]].

* The class trip picture in chapter 155: [[TheChewToy Furuichi tries to get in]].

-->'''Oga''': Am I going to die?!\\
'''Hilda''': [[ThisIsNoTimeToPanic Don't panic. If you die, then you die. Isn't that fine?]]\\
'''Oga''': IT'S NOT FINE!

-->'''Oga''': That hur--No, that didn't hurt at all. Kinda sad, Furuichi.\\
'''Furuichi''': Shut the hell up, and forget about my attack power!

--> '''Female Bodyguard''': [[ConspicuousConsumption At a kindergarten in the middle of May, when the fresh verdure was radiant...]]\\
'''Furuichi''': I don't like this kindergarten.

''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\\

* Episode 13: Ishiyama High students hate studying [[UpToEleven 180%]] -- so imagine their shock when they get an ability assessment test. The students are so stupid that even [[IdiotHero Oga]] is stunned. "Good Night" Shimokawa couldn't even spell his trademark CatchPhrase, and one student even cheated on ''[[EpicFail filling in his name]]'' during the test; and the worst part was that the test was on elementary school subjects. At the same time, Oga was in a pinch during Beel's assessment test and was going to dump him off the smartest guy in the school-meaning the guy who got the highest score on the test. Luckily, he managed to pass that assessment test anyway because it turns out the smartest person at Ishiyama High was Furuichi. In all likelihood the smartest was probably Himekawa, but he cheated on the test by [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney taping money to his paper as a bribe.]]

-->'''Furuichi''': Get on your knees and apologise to the Russians!

--->'''Hilda''': Idiot.\\
'''Ikaruga''': Moron.\\
'''Hilda''': Die.\\
'''Ikaruga''': Hah, you die.

--> '''Hino''': The band leader shouldn't leave us hanging like that.\\
'''Kamayama''': Weren't we supposed to finish [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya 'Hare Hare Yukai']] today?\\
'''Shiori''': My drums are crying.
* In chapter 193, the gang want to officially decide who their leader is. By playing rock-paper-scissors. Every single one of them throws rock... except [[spoiler:''Baby Beel'', who throws paper]].

--->'''Himekawa:''' ''[to Oga, surrounded by Takamiya's gang]'' You moron. I didn't betray you. I only did all this so I could get good intel on these guys, so stay out of my way.\\
'''Oga:''' Huh? You serious? W-well sorry about that. Let me get out of your way... ''[and he leaves]''\\

** [[spoiler: By chapter 217, it turns out Himekawa was ''telling the truth to Oga'']] making it even funnier.

* Chapter 209 has Tojo pulling an epic DynamicEntry during Takamiya and Oga's fight...in order [[SeriousBusiness to yell at them for destroying yet another of his construction projects.]] Then he proceeds to ask [[spoiler:Furuichi's corpse]] [[IdiotHero if it's okay with being dead...]]
* The gang searching for the [[spoiler:pieces of Furuichi's soul.]] Special points going to [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/179379/beelzebub_ch210_by_red-hawk-scans/5 Tojo]].

* To track the Solomon Company, Oga, Beel, Furuichi, and Hilda go to '''America'''. And it turns out Oga and Furuichi really don't speak English. Furuichi can manage some Engrish, but Oga's complete failure at the language results in him getting called "Mr Fuck".

-->'''Oga''': Am I going to die?!
--> '''Hilda''': [[ThisIsNoTimeToPanic Don't panic. If you die, then you die. Isn't that fine?]]\\

* To track the Solomon Company, Oga, Beel, Furuichi, and Hilda go to '''America'''. And it turns out Oga and Furuichi really don't speak English. Furuichi can manage some Engrish, but Oga... oh dear.

-->'''Oga''': "Everyone [[{{Malaproper}} rip out your brains!]]"
-->'''Furuichi''': "...You mean, muster your knowledge?"
-->'''Oga''': "RIP THEM OUT!"

--> '''Oga''': "[[CasualDangerDialogue Yeah, I'm really not feeling good. I can't fight today.]]"
--> '''Furuichi''': "[[SarcasmMode Is that so?]]"

-->'''Furuichi''': ''"[[ButtMonkey WHAT THE HELL DID YOU HIT ME FOR?!]]"''

--> "And, like that, the second son of the Great Demon Lord, Beel-kun, safely conquered the Furuichi house."

-->''' Graphiel:''' "Isn't it done?"
--> '''Oga:''' "No, not yet! If you don't get it down to normal body temperature... What'll you do if it burns?!"

-->'''Dolls''': "Chief! This isn't good, she's not breathing."
-->'''Lamia''': "[[LogicBomb What I want to know is, do dolls even breathe?]]"
-->(''{{beat}}'')
-->'''Dolls''': "Now that you mention it, we don't actually need to breathe! Our chief didn't die!"
-->'''Chief''': "Woah, you're right! I'm... I'm alive!"

-->'''Tojo''': "[[BigDamnHeroes Lemme in, Oga.]]"
-->'''Oga''': "[[LampshadeHanging YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON I NEED IN THIS SITUATION!]]"
-->(''[[HilarityEnsues one page later...]]'')
-->'''Tojo''': "I can see the numbers are all demons, as well."
-->'''Oga''': "Let's do our best! Otherwise, go apologize to the numbers!"

--> '''Quetzalcoatl''': (''talking about [[spoiler:sudoku]]'') "...And he died before I even managed to finish my explanation."

-->'''Furuichi''': "Aren't you supposed to talk about me ''behind my back''?!"

--> "Listen well! If someone were to dare to slap you on the left cheek, you'd [[BadAss hit their right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then a]] [[LauncherMove launcher,]] [[MeteorMove then, while they're in the air, finish them with]] [[Comicbook/{{Wolverine}} Wolverine's]] [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom weapon X]] [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill combo special]]. That's the type of woman you are. [[WeWantOurJerkBack So don't try to be anything else.]]"

--> '''Hilda:''' "Tatsumi, horsey."
--> '''Oga:''' "Alright. Furuichi, horsey."

-->'''Mook 1''': "Kamiya-san, are you alright?"
-->'''Mook 2''': "Thank God, it looks [[BreakingTheFourthWall gag-like]]."

-->'''Oga''': "Am I going to die?!"
-->'''Hilda''': "[[ThisIsNoTimeToPanic Don't panic. If you die, then you die. Isn't that fine?]]"
-->'''Oga''': "IT'S NOT FINE!"

-->'''Oga''': "That hur- No, that didn't hurt at all. Kinda sad, Furuichi."
-->'''Furuichi''': "Shut the hell up, and forget about my attack power!"

--> '''Female Bodyguard''': "[[ConspicuousConsumption At a kindergarten in the middle of May, when the fresh verdure was radiant...]]"
--> '''Furuichi''': "I don't like this kindergarten."

-->'''Kugayama:''' "Seriously, what are those guys?! They can't be human!"
-->''([[BeatPanel beat]])''
-->'''Tatsuya:''' "A monster married couple."
-->'''Furuichi:''' "They're demons."
-->'''Tatsuya:''' "You won't last if you're surprised at every little thing they do. They completely destroyed our school twice."
-->'''Furuichi:''' "They disintegrated that mansion, too."

-->'''Furuichi''': "Get on your knees and apologise to the Russians!"

-->'''Kanzaki:''' "Is he strong?"
-->'''Yuka:''' "No, I don't know about his battle ability, but... is that important?"
-->'''Himekawa:''' "Of course it is!"
-->'''Kanzaki:''' "We're gonna take presents from him! Know thine enemy and know thine self, and win a hundred battles in a row!"
-->'''Nene:''' "So you're going to take them by force?"
-->'''Chiaki:''' "That's just highway robbery."

-->'''Saotome''': "Really, they were amazing... world-changing."
-->'''Oga''': "You're gonna get killed."

*** Oga and Saotome engaging in a PummelDuel just like the Baby Beels while Hilda and Ikaruga resort to insults.
-->'''Hilda''': "Idiot."
-->'''Ikaruga''': "Moron."
-->'''Hilda''': "Die."
-->'''Ikaruga''': "Hah, you die."

--> '''Hino''': "The band leader shouldn't leave us hanging like that."
--> '''Kamayama''': "Weren't we supposed to finish [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya 'Hare Hare Yukai']] today?"
--> '''Shiori''': "My drums are crying."

--->'''Himekawa:''' (''to Oga, surrounded by Takamiya's gang'') "You moron. I didn't betray you. I only did all this so I could get good intel on these guys, so stay out of my way."
--->'''Oga:''' "Huh? You serious? W-well sorry about that. Let me get out of your way..." (''and he leaves'')
--->'''Himekawa:''' "So, as you can see, he's a total fool."

* To Track the Soloman Company, Oga, Beel, Furuichi, and Hilda go to '''America'''. And it turns out Ogas (and possibly Furuichi) really doesn't speak English.

--> "Listen well! If someone were to dare to slap you on the left cheek, you'd [[BadAss hit their right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then a]] [[LauncherMove launcher,]] [[MeteorMove then, while they're in the air, finish them with]] [[{{Wolverine}} Wolverine's]] [[MarvelVsCapcom weapon X]] [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill combo special]]. That's the type of woman you are. [[WeWantOurJerkBack So don't try to be anything else]]".

* Oga knows the secret of easy parenting -- [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/84784/beelzebub_ch144_by_red-hawk-scans/10 passing the annoying parts on someone else]].

* A member of the soloman Company reveals her demon, Cancer, a giant crab. Cue Beel and Oga's very enthusiastic shellfish hunt.

* Chapter 149: A new RunningGag in this chapter alone, Tojo appearing whenever someone says words sounding like "[[hottip:Chinsukou:[[BilingualBonus a pun on the word for penis]]", holding up a box of candy.

** Oga not reading the atmosphere when Aiba comes to challenge the leader of Ishiyama. [[hottip:*:Since Tojo, Kanzaki and Himekawa beat up his friends.]]

* Chapter 209 has Tojo pulling an epic DynamicEntry during Takamiya and Oga's fight...in order [[SeriousBusiness to yell at them for destroying yet another one of his construction projects.]] Then he proceeds to ask [[spoiler:Furuichi's corpse]] [[IdiotHero if it's okay with being dead...]]
* The gang searching for the [[spoiler:pieces of Furuichi's soul.]] Special points going to [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/179379/beelzebub_ch210_by_red-hawk-scans/5 Tojo.]]

-->'''Furuichi''': ...You mean, muster your knowledge?"

* En and his maids [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers use magic to cheat in their video-game battle]] against Furuichi and company. So what does Himekawa do? BUY THE ENTIRE GAME. [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Which allows him to change the settings in such a way that their avatars become invincible]] and they get a bunch of [[GameBreaker Crazy Frogs]] that then [[CombiningMecha combine]]into a ''HumongousMecha''. Their foes' [[OhCrap reactions]] are priceless.

* Himekawa vs Kamiya and his {{Mooks}}, especially when he drops Kamiya of the roof.

-->'''Mook 2''': "Thank God, it looks [[BreakingTheFourthWall gag-like]].

* "[[RunningGag I know what you mean]]. [[CloudCuckooLander When I was asked to chose between shoulder pads and an iPad, I chose the shoulder pads... Nah, definitely iPad!]]

* Episode 13: Ishiyama High students hates studying [[UpToEleven 180%]] -- so imagine their shock when they get an ability assessment test. The students are so stupid that even [[IdiotHero Oga]] is stunned. "Good Night" Shimokawa couldn't even spell his trademark CatchPhrase, and one student even cheated on ''[[EpicFail filling in his name]]'' during the test; and the worst part was that the test was on elementary school subjects. At the same time, Oga was in a pinch during Beel's assessment test and was going to dump him off the smartest guy in the school-meaning the guy who got the highest score on the test. Luckily, he managed to pass that assessment test anyway because it turns out the smartest person at Ishiyama High was Furuichi. In all likelihood the smartest was probably Himekawa, but he cheated on the test by [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney taping money to his paper as a bribe.]]
* When Furuichi and Oga first met, Oga couldn't remember Furuichi's name, so he called him Furuchin instead. Then he changes it to Furuchinkov, and then to [[UpToEleven Pirozhkiborshch]].

* Chapter 202, has several. There's Kanzaki discovering Misaki's temper, Oga's card game, and the whole explanation of the King's Crest.

* Everything about chapter 124. Just hilarity on every page.

** When Beel tries to take off his pants, Hilda tries to stop him. Then Oga's family walks in, and see Hilda on her knees in front of him, holding his pants. [[NotWhatItLooksLike They leave very quickly]].

* [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/76193/beelzebub_ch139_by_red-hawk-scans/20 Maximum Boiling Point Reached: Tatsumi Oga ran for his life]]. [[BigNo IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!]]
* "[[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/76467/beelzebub_ch138b_by_red-hawk-scans/4 What's an extenuating circumstance?]]"

-->"[[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/c142/10.html We're gonna have fun with this one!"]]

-->'''Oga''': "[[{{Malaproper}} Everyone, rip out your brains!]]"

-->'''Hilda''': "[[ThisIsNoTimeToPanic Don't panic]]. If you die, then you die. Isn't that fine?"

* Episode 60: In an anime-only moment, the Demon King decides to amass a huge army so that he can destroy the human world personally, but then quits, as expected from [[CloudCuckooLander him]]. '''The entire army''' facefaults!

** Earlier, Natsume and Kanzaki almost threw Furuichi to the sharks because Furuichi was upset that Natsume appeared to have taken over as the StraightMan.
* Aiba's AntiClimax rejection to Tojo's challenging him to a fight.

** Earlier, Natsume and Kanzaki almost threw Furuichi to the sharks because Furuichi was upset that Natsume was playing the StraightMan instead of him.

--> '''Female Bodyguard''': "At a kindergarten in the middle of May, when the fresh verdure was radiant..."

* When Furuichi and Oga first met, Oga couldn't remember Furuichi's name so he called him Furuchin instead. Then he changes it to Furuchinkov, and then to Pirozhkiborshch.

* After [[spoiler:Takamiya creates a power shift]], the Tohoshinki and their friends end up at the school tennis courts. Natsume makes the best of it, while [[SeriousBusiness Oga and Tojo]] [[FunnyBackgroundEvent have an all out battle]].

** The Rice Boy liveshow kicks off with Beel electrocuting the actors and forcing Oga, Kanzaki and Aoi to take part, then Tojo puts his mask on backwards and completely butchers his lines, and then it all gets ten times ''more'' absurd when [[spoiler:Behemoth]] joins in and turns it into an [[AllPartOfTheShow all out battle]].
* Chapter 160: The Demon King finally sends a video with instructions. Unfortunately it doesn't show his face but instead, Oga and Furuichi get a close-up of his crotch for the whole thing.

* When Beel [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands transforms into a giant]] and promptly beats the shit out of a bigass monster in the Demon World.

* Chapter 140: "[[RunningGag Wife? You mean that red liquid the French are known for?]]"

Out of recent {{manga}}, ''Manga/{{Beelzebub}}'' has got to be one of the funniest and downright craziest.

* In chapter 100, Zenjuro creates a fully powered {{Doppelganger}} of Baby Beel to train him and Oga. Unfortunately, the clone is too much like Baby Beel and despite being able to throw out a MegatonPunch capable of knocking Oga back, his first instinct is to chase down a rabbit.]

* [[WakingUpElsewhere Welcome, boys.]] [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/9905/beelzebub_v8_ch63_by_keishou-scans/8 My name is Mr Volleyball.]]

--> And, like that, the second son of the Great Demon Lord, Beel-kun, safely conquered the Furuichi house.

-->({{beat}})

-->'''Oga''': ''"[[LampshadeHanging YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON I NEED IN THIS SITUATION!]]"''
-->([[HilarityEnsues One page later...]])

--> '''Quetzalcoatl''': (talking about [[spoiler:sudoku]]) "...And he died before I even managed to finish my explanation."

--->'''Himekawa:''' (''To Oga, surrounded by Takamiya's gang'') "You moron. I didn't betray you. I only did all this so I could get good intel on these guys, so stay out of my way."
--->'''Oga:''' "Huh? You serious? W-well sorry about that. Let me get out of your way." (''And he leaves'')