History Funny / Beelzebub

23rd Oct '15 2:52:44 PM Morgenthaler
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Misuse. It's Genre Savvy, not just "savvy".
** And a GenreSavvy Furuichi getting a bad feeling that he's missing out on some "exciting" things because he has [[ToiletHumor diarrhea]].
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** And a GenreSavvy Furuichi getting a bad feeling that he's missing out on some "exciting" things because he has [[ToiletHumor diarrhea]].
16th Feb '15 8:44:04 PM NonperformingAuthor
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* Chapter 232. After explaining their evil plan the Solomon Company start to pat themselves on the back....unitl Johann reveals that Iris took Beel back thus ruining their plans leading to them freaking out
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* Chapter 232. After explaining their evil plan the Solomon Company start to pat themselves on the back....unitl Johann reveals that Iris took Beel back thus ruining their plans leading to them freaking outout. * Forcas showing up as a human...with a Muumuu's round eyes. He later bonds with Furuichi over their love of tits and ass.
16th Feb '15 8:32:00 PM NonperformingAuthor
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* The extra chapter reveals that Athrun, who has not been seen for a good long time, had ''stuck his foot down a bucket, tripped down a flight of stairs, and lost his memory''. He is now in Doctor Forcas' care, having turned into a 3DS gamer...Talk about BadassDecay.
5th Nov '14 3:32:28 PM Arakan7
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* Chapter 153: The pre-fight banter between the Tohoshiki and Aizo.

* During Oga's fight against Aizo, both Aoi and Oga realize just ''why'' Aizo was so freakishly strong. Oga's pointed look at Aoi and her subsequent reaction is hilarious. --->'''Koma''':''"Nufufufu, Aoi, how dare you flush me down the toilet?!"''
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* ** During Oga's fight against Aizo, both Aoi and Oga realize just ''why'' Aizo was so freakishly strong. Oga's pointed look at Aoi and her subsequent reaction is hilarious. --->'''Koma''':''"Nufufufu, -->'''Koma''': ''"Nufufufu, Aoi, how dare you flush me down the toilet?!"''toilet?! In return, I'll defeat Oga, and have you end up with this playboy! Prepare yourself!!"'' -->'''Oga''': ''*realizes who it is*'' ... ''*turns and gives Kunieda a questioning look*'' -->'''Kunieda''': ....... ''*sweatdrops*''
5th Nov '14 3:10:22 PM Arakan7
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* During Oga's fight against Aizo, both Aoi and Oga realize just ''why'' Aizo was so freakishly strong. Oga's pointed look at Aoi and her subsequent reaction is hilarious. --->'''Koma''':''"Nufufufu, Aoi, how dare you flush me down the toilet?!"''
25th Jul '14 8:02:59 PM yecasux10
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* Chapter 232. After explaining their evil plan the Solomon Company start to pat themselves on the back....unitl Johann reveals that Iris took Beel back thus ruining their plans leading to them freaking out
6th Jul '14 10:08:16 PM Seraphine
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* [[NotWhatItLooksLike How Hilda gets accepted into Oga's household]]. Funny in and of itself, but then [[AmbiguouslyGay Arandron]] decides to do the ''exact same thing'' to Furuichi's family.
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* [[NotWhatItLooksLike How Hilda gets accepted into Oga's household]]. Funny in and of itself, but then [[AmbiguouslyGay Arandron]] Alaindelon]] decides to do the ''exact same thing'' to Furuichi's family.

--->'''Oga''': Everyone [[{{Malaproper}} rip out your brains!]]\\ '''Furuichi''': ...You mean, muster your knowledge?\\ '''Oga''': RIP THEM OUT!
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--->'''Oga''': --->'''Oga:''' Everyone [[{{Malaproper}} rip out your brains!]]\\ '''Furuichi''': ...'''Furuichi:''' ...You mean, muster your knowledge?\\ '''Oga''': '''Oga:''' RIP THEM OUT!

* In chapter 12, Hilda convinces Oga (by breaking his {{PS2}}) to build a playpen for Baby Beel. [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/3700/beelzebub_v2_ch12_by_i-eat-manga/9 Things don't go completely as planned]].
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* In chapter Chapter 12, Hilda convinces Oga (by breaking his {{PS2}}) to build a playpen for Baby Beel. [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/3700/beelzebub_v2_ch12_by_i-eat-manga/9 Things don't go completely as planned]]. planned.]]

* [[BrainBleach The sight of Arandron in a GIRL'S school uniform]].
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* [[BrainBleach The sight of Arandron Alaindelon in a GIRL'S school uniform]].

--> '''Oga''': [[CasualDangerDialogue Yeah, I'm really not feeling good. I can't fight today.]]\\ '''Furuichi''': [[SarcasmMode Is that so?]] * Also, Oga tries to explain to Aoi the truth of Baby Beel, only to be sidetracked by the fact that he can't remember Beel's [[OverlyLongName full name.]] Furuichi is no help, and Beel crawls off crying over the fact that neither one can remember his name. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg5aqCdS_3s See it here.]]
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--> '''Oga''': -->'''Oga:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Yeah, I'm really not feeling good. I can't fight today.]]\\ '''Furuichi''': '''Furuichi:''' [[SarcasmMode Is that so?]] * Also, Oga tries to explain to Aoi the truth of Baby Beel, only to be sidetracked by the fact that he can't remember Beel's [[OverlyLongName full name.]] name]]. Furuichi is no help, and Beel crawls off crying over the fact that neither one can remember his name. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg5aqCdS_3s See it here.]]

* Oga boasts about learning new, powerful techniques to Miki. Guess what, they're [[spoiler: his usual punches and kicks, but [[CallingYourAttacks with added ham]].]]
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* Oga boasts about learning new, powerful techniques to Miki. Guess what, they're [[spoiler: his usual punches and kicks, but [[CallingYourAttacks with added ham]].]]ham]]]].

--->'''Furuichi''': ''[[ButtMonkey WHAT THE HELL DID YOU HIT ME FOR?!]]''
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--->'''Furuichi''': --->'''Furuichi:''' ''[[ButtMonkey WHAT THE HELL DID YOU HIT ME FOR?!]]''

* In chapter 100, Zenjuro creates a fully powered {{Doppelganger}} of Baby Beel to train him and Oga. Unfortunately, the clone is too much like Baby Beel and despite being able to throw out a MegatonPunch capable of knocking Oga back, his first instinct is to chase down a rabbit.
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* In chapter Chapter 100, Zenjuro creates a fully powered {{Doppelganger}} of Baby Beel to train him and Oga. Unfortunately, the clone is too much like Baby Beel and despite being able to throw out a MegatonPunch capable of knocking Oga back, his first instinct is to chase down a rabbit.

* [[http://www.mangareader.net/beelzebub/106/7 Demon sword, Arandron!]]
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* [[http://www.mangareader.net/beelzebub/106/7 Demon sword, Arandron!]]Alaindelon!]]

* Chapter 108: Oga proudly declaring that he will now use his new finishing move... :and calmly proceeding to make Baby Beel some milk, which includes waiting for the milk to cool down. The demons are not amused. -->''' Graphiel:''' Isn't it done?\\
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* Chapter 108: Oga proudly declaring that he will now use his new finishing move... :and and calmly proceeding to make Baby Beel some milk, which includes waiting for the milk to cool down. The demons are not amused. -->''' Graphiel:''' -->'''Graphiel:''' Isn't it done?\\

* Everything about the second proceedings of Oga's trippy courtroom nightmare in chapter 124.
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* Everything about the second proceedings of Oga's trippy courtroom nightmare in chapter Chapter 124.

-->'''Dolls''': Chief! This isn't good, she's not breathing.\\ '''Lamia''': [[FridgeLogic What I want to know is, do dolls even breathe?]]\\ ''[{{beat}}]''\\ '''Dolls''': Now that you mention it, we don't actually need to breathe! Our chief didn't die!\\ '''Chief''': Woah, you're right! I'm... I'm alive!
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-->'''Dolls''': -->'''Dolls:''' Chief! This isn't good, she's not breathing.\\ '''Lamia''': '''Lamia:''' [[FridgeLogic What I want to know is, do dolls even breathe?]]\\ ''[{{beat}}]''\\ '''Dolls''': [''{{beat}}'']\\ '''Dolls:''' Now that you mention it, we don't actually need to breathe! Our chief didn't die!\\ '''Chief''': '''Chief:''' Woah, you're right! I'm... I'm alive!

* [[IdiotHero Tojo]] then comes in to help with a challenge...[[spoiler:a [[SeriousBusiness SUDOKU]] challenge.]] Needless to say, [[EpicFail it fails.]] -->'''Tojo''': [[BigDamnHeroes Lemme in, Oga.]]\\ '''Oga''': [[LampshadeHanging YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON I NEED IN THIS SITUATION!]]\\ ''[[[HilarityEnsues one page later...]]]''\\ '''Tojo''': I can see the numbers are all demons, as well.\\ '''Oga''': Let's do our best! Otherwise, go apologize to the numbers!
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* [[IdiotHero Tojo]] then comes in to help with a challenge...[[spoiler:a [[SeriousBusiness SUDOKU]] challenge.]] challenge]]. Needless to say, [[EpicFail it fails.]] -->'''Tojo''': fails]]. -->'''Tojo:''' [[BigDamnHeroes Lemme in, Oga.]]\\ '''Oga''': '''Oga:''' [[LampshadeHanging YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON I NEED IN THIS SITUATION!]]\\ ''[[[HilarityEnsues [''[[HilarityEnsues one page later...]]]''\\ '''Tojo''': ]]'']\\ '''Tojo:''' I can see the numbers are all demons, as well.\\ '''Oga''': '''Oga:''' Let's do our best! Otherwise, go apologize to the numbers!

--> '''Quetzalcoatl''': ''[talking about [[spoiler:sudoku]]]'' ...And he died before I even managed to finish my explanation.
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--> '''Quetzalcoatl''': ''[talking -->'''Quetzalcoatl:''' [''talking about [[spoiler:sudoku]]]'' ...[[spoiler:sudoku]]''] ...And he died before I even managed to finish my explanation.

-->'''Furuichi''': Aren't you supposed to talk about me ''behind my back''?!
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-->'''Furuichi''': -->'''Furuichi:''' Aren't you supposed to talk about me ''behind my back''?!

-->'''Oga:''' Listen well! If someone were to dare to slap you on the left cheek, you'd [[BadAss hit their right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then a]] [[LauncherMove launcher,]] [[MeteorMove then, while they're in the air, finish them with]] [[Comicbook/{{Wolverine}} Wolverine's]] [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom weapon X]] [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill combo special]]. That's the type of woman you are. [[WeWantOurJerkBack So don't try to be anything else.]]
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-->'''Oga:''' Listen well! If someone were to dare to slap you on the left cheek, you'd [[BadAss hit their right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then a]] [[LauncherMove launcher,]] [[MeteorMove then, while they're in the air, finish them with]] [[Comicbook/{{Wolverine}} [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} Wolverine's]] [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom weapon X]] [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill combo special]]. That's the type of woman you are. [[WeWantOurJerkBack So don't try to be anything else.]]

--> '''Hilda:''' Tatsumi, horsey.\\
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--> '''Hilda:''' -->'''Hilda:''' Tatsumi, horsey.\\

* [[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/c147/7.html Tojo's definitely not excited to be going on the Okinawa field trip]].
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* [[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/c147/7.html Tojo's definitely not excited to be going on the Okinawa field trip]]. trip.]]

** And a GenreSavvy Furuichi getting a bad feeling that he's missing out on some "exciting" things because he has [[ToiletHumor diarrhoea]].
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** And a GenreSavvy Furuichi getting a bad feeling that he's missing out on some "exciting" things because he has [[ToiletHumor diarrhoea]].diarrhea]].

-->'''Mook 1''': Kamiya-san, are you alright?\\ '''Mook 2''': Thank God, it looks [[BreakingTheFourthWall gag-like]].
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-->'''Mook 1''': 1:''' Kamiya-san, are you alright?\\ '''Mook 2''': 2:''' Thank God, it looks [[BreakingTheFourthWall gag-like]].

* The class trip picture in chapter 155: [[TheChewToy Furuichi tries to get in]].
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* The class trip picture in chapter Chapter 155: [[TheChewToy Furuichi tries to get in]].

-->'''Oga''': Am I going to die?!\\ '''Hilda''': [[ThisIsNoTimeToPanic Don't panic. If you die, then you die. Isn't that fine?]]\\ '''Oga''': IT'S NOT FINE!
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-->'''Oga''': -->'''Oga:''' Am I going to die?!\\ '''Hilda''': '''Hilda:''' [[ThisIsNoTimeToPanic Don't panic. If you die, then you die. Isn't that fine?]]\\ '''Oga''': '''Oga:''' IT'S NOT FINE!

-->'''Oga''': That hur--No, that didn't hurt at all. Kinda sad, Furuichi.\\ '''Furuichi''': Shut the hell up, and forget about my attack power!
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-->'''Oga''': -->'''Oga:''' That hur--No, that didn't hurt at all. Kinda sad, Furuichi.\\ '''Furuichi''': '''Furuichi:''' Shut the hell up, and forget about my attack power!

--> '''Female Bodyguard''': [[ConspicuousConsumption At a kindergarten in the middle of May, when the fresh verdure was radiant...]]\\ '''Furuichi''': I don't like this kindergarten.
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--> '''Female Bodyguard''': -->'''Female Bodyguard:''' [[ConspicuousConsumption At a kindergarten in the middle of May, when the fresh verdure was radiant...]]\\ '''Furuichi''': '''Furuichi:''' I don't like this kindergarten.

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* Episode 13: Ishiyama High students hate studying [[UpToEleven 180%]] -- so imagine their shock when they get an ability assessment test. The students are so stupid that even [[IdiotHero Oga]] is stunned. "Good Night" Shimokawa couldn't even spell his trademark CatchPhrase, and one student even cheated on ''[[EpicFail filling in his name]]'' during the test; and the worst part was that the test was on elementary school subjects. At the same time, Oga was in a pinch during Beel's assessment test and was going to dump him off the smartest guy in the school-meaning the guy who got the highest score on the test. Luckily, he managed to pass that assessment test anyway because it turns out the smartest person at Ishiyama High was Furuichi. In all likelihood the smartest was probably Himekawa, but he cheated on the test by [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney taping money to his paper as a bribe.]]
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* Episode 13: Ishiyama High students hate studying [[UpToEleven 180%]] -- so imagine their shock when they get an ability assessment test. The students are so stupid that even [[IdiotHero Oga]] is stunned. "Good Night" Shimokawa couldn't even spell his trademark CatchPhrase, and one student even cheated on ''[[EpicFail filling in his name]]'' during the test; and the worst part was that the test was on elementary school subjects. At the same time, Oga was in a pinch during Beel's assessment test and was going to dump him off the smartest guy in the school-meaning the guy who got the highest score on the test. Luckily, he managed to pass that assessment test anyway because it turns out the smartest person at Ishiyama High was Furuichi. In all likelihood the smartest was probably Himekawa, but he cheated on the test by [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney taping money to his paper as a bribe.]]bribe]].

-->'''Furuichi''': Get on your knees and apologise to the Russians!
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-->'''Furuichi''': -->'''Furuichi:''' Get on your knees and apologise to the Russians!

--->'''Hilda''': Idiot.\\ '''Ikaruga''': Moron.\\ '''Hilda''': Die.\\ '''Ikaruga''': Hah, you die.
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--->'''Hilda''': --->'''Hilda:''' Idiot.\\ '''Ikaruga''': '''Ikaruga:''' Moron.\\ '''Hilda''': '''Hilda:''' Die.\\ '''Ikaruga''': '''Ikaruga:''' Hah, you die.

--> '''Hino''': The band leader shouldn't leave us hanging like that.\\ '''Kamayama''': Weren't we supposed to finish [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya 'Hare Hare Yukai']] today?\\ '''Shiori''': My drums are crying. * In chapter 193, the gang want to officially decide who their leader is. By playing rock-paper-scissors. Every single one of them throws rock... except [[spoiler:''Baby Beel'', who throws paper]].
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--> '''Hino''': -->'''Hino:''' The band leader shouldn't leave us hanging like that.\\ '''Kamayama''': '''Kamayama:''' Weren't we supposed to finish [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya 'Hare Hare Yukai']] today?\\ '''Shiori''': '''Shiori:''' My drums are crying. * In chapter Chapter 193, the gang want to officially decide who their leader is. By playing rock-paper-scissors. Every single one of them throws rock... except [[spoiler:''Baby Beel'', who throws paper]].

--->'''Himekawa:''' ''[to Oga, surrounded by Takamiya's gang]'' You moron. I didn't betray you. I only did all this so I could get good intel on these guys, so stay out of my way.\\ '''Oga:''' Huh? You serious? W-well sorry about that. Let me get out of your way... ''[and he leaves]''\\
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--->'''Himekawa:''' ''[to [''to Oga, surrounded by Takamiya's gang]'' gang''] You moron. I didn't betray you. I only did all this so I could get good intel on these guys, so stay out of my way.\\ '''Oga:''' Huh? You serious? W-well sorry about that. Let me get out of your way... ''[and [''and he leaves]''\\leaves'']\\

** [[spoiler: By chapter 217, it turns out Himekawa was ''telling the truth to Oga'']] making it even funnier.
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** [[spoiler: By chapter Chapter 217, it turns out Himekawa was ''telling the truth to Oga'']] making it even funnier.

* Chapter 209 has Tojo pulling an epic DynamicEntry during Takamiya and Oga's fight...in order [[SeriousBusiness to yell at them for destroying yet another of his construction projects.]] Then he proceeds to ask [[spoiler:Furuichi's corpse]] [[IdiotHero if it's okay with being dead...]] * The gang searching for the [[spoiler:pieces of Furuichi's soul.]] Special points going to [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/179379/beelzebub_ch210_by_red-hawk-scans/5 Tojo]].
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* Chapter 209 has Tojo pulling an epic DynamicEntry during Takamiya and Oga's fight...in order [[SeriousBusiness to yell at them for destroying yet another of his construction projects.]] projects]]. Then he proceeds to ask [[spoiler:Furuichi's corpse]] [[IdiotHero if it's okay with being dead...]] * The gang searching for the [[spoiler:pieces of Furuichi's soul.]] soul]]. Special points going to [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/179379/beelzebub_ch210_by_red-hawk-scans/5 Tojo]].

* To track the Solomon Company, Oga, Beel, Furuichi, and Hilda go to '''America'''. And it turns out Oga and Furuichi really don't speak English. Furuichi can manage some Engrish, but Oga's complete failure at the language results in him getting called "Mr Fuck".
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* To track the Solomon Company, Oga, Beel, Furuichi, and Hilda go to '''America'''. And it turns out Oga and Furuichi really don't speak English. Furuichi can manage some Engrish, but Oga's complete failure at the language results in him getting called "Mr "Mr. Fuck".
10th Apr '14 5:41:33 AM cybertoy0
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** Also, Furuichi's thoughts on the fight between Hilda and Futaba, with Baby Beel trying to play peacemaker; -->'''Narrator:''' At that moment, Furuichi saw... Beel is caught between a jealous wife, and an overbearing mother.
10th Apr '14 5:23:45 AM cybertoy0
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* Also, Oga tries to explain to Aoi the truth of Baby Beel, only to be sidetracked by the fact that he can't remember Beel's [[OverlyLongName full name.]] Furuichi is no help, and Beel crawls off crying over the fact that neither one can remember his name. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg5aqCdS_3s See it here.]]
19th Mar '14 9:26:23 PM TheStrayXIII
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** And while everyone is still recovering from the outcome, Oga is in the background giving a half-assed acceptance speech like he's won an award or something.
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