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** "This couple from hell are the Mayflowers, Darwin and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sarah Barner, Sandra Bernhard, whose grotesque performances may have set acting back a couple ''decades''."
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** "You really suck at this comedy thing, don't you Angie Mcdowell?"Andie MacDowell?"
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* HudsonHawk has him invesoning what the writing process for a paticuarlly choppy scene:
-->Write:Eddie and Tony jump of the roof and then..... hmmm no way to end that scene. Oh I got it they land in the next scene! I am a genius!
** "This couple from hell are the mayflowers, Darwin and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sarah Barner, whose grotesque perfomances may have set acting back a couple decades"
** And because random equals funny to filmakers Fred explodes.
-->Write:Eddie and Tony jump of the roof and then..... hmmm no way to end that scene. Oh I got it they land in the next scene! I am a genius!
** "This couple from hell are the mayflowers, Darwin and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sarah Barner, whose grotesque perfomances may have set acting back a couple decades"
** And because random equals funny to filmakers Fred explodes.
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* HudsonHawk has him invesoning multiple:
** Him envisioning what the writing process for apaticuarlly particularly choppy scene:
-->Write:Eddie -->Writer:Eddie and Tony jump of the roof and then..... hmmm no way to hmmm, now how do I end that scene. Oh I got it they it! They land in the next scene! I am a genius!
genius.
** "This couple from hell are themayflowers, Mayflowers, Darwin and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sarah Barner, whose grotesque perfomances performances may have set acting back a couple decades"
''decades''."
** And because random equals funny tofilmakers filmmakers Fred explodes.[[StuffBlowingUp explodes]].
** Him envisioning what the writing process for a
** "This couple from hell are the
** And because random equals funny to
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-->Mario Brother:Subtly's not one of our strong points.
-->Film Brain:No kidding.
** Film Brain demonstrates mugging:(manicaly while flaling about with a SlasherSmile on his face) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DID ALL MY REVIEWS LIKE THIS? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
** "You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination, that is if theres any world left after Richard E.Grants monsterous scenery chomping."
** The CSI:Miami refrence when Eddie takes off his glasses.
** "These scenes may have worked if BruceWillis and Angie McDowell had any chemestry. Or Jokes. Or anything remotly entertaining.
-->Film Brain:No kidding.
** Film Brain demonstrates mugging:(manicaly while flaling about with a SlasherSmile on his face) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DID ALL MY REVIEWS LIKE THIS? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
** "You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination, that is if theres any world left after Richard E.Grants monsterous scenery chomping."
** The CSI:Miami refrence when Eddie takes off his glasses.
** "These scenes may have worked if BruceWillis and Angie McDowell had any chemestry. Or Jokes. Or anything remotly entertaining.
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-->Mario Brother:Subtly's Brother: Subtlety's not one of our strong points.
-->FilmBrain:No Brain: No kidding.
** Film Brain demonstratesmugging:(manicaly while mugging: By flaling about with a SlasherSmile on his face) HOW face and shouting "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DID ALL MY REVIEWS LIKE THIS? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"
** "You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination, that is iftheres there's any world left after Richard E.Grants monsterous monstrous [[FeedMe scenery chomping.chomping]]."
** TheCSI:Miami refrence CSIMiami reference when Eddie takes and [=KitKat=] (David Caruso) take off his their glasses.
** "These scenes may have worked if BruceWillis and Angie McDowell had anychemestry.chemistry. Or Jokes. Or anything remotly remotely entertaining.
-->Film
** Film Brain demonstrates
** "You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination, that is if
** The
** "These scenes may have worked if BruceWillis and Angie McDowell had any
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-->Butterfinger:Can we rape em?
-->Film Brain:Wow, that was spectacuarly unfunny, go home and think about what you did.
** "With all the rewrites I'm sure the fact that this makes no sense was compeltly unintententional."
-->Film Brain:Wow, that was spectacuarly unfunny, go home and think about what you did.
** "With all the rewrites I'm sure the fact that this makes no sense was compeltly unintententional."
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-->Film
** "With all the rewrites I'm sure the fact that this makes no sense was
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** -->Darwin:I'll tourture you so slowly you'll think it's a career.
-->Film Brain:I expect the people making the films sympathise.
* "Oh I'm sorry did I say paralization darts? I meant idiotic grinning darts."
* "Im not even angry I just pity them"
** "You really suck at this comedy thing don't you angie mcdowell?"
** "Darwin responds by humping the air and making a speech hamier than a delicatesan"
** -->Darwin:I'll tourture you so slowly you'll think it's a career.
-->Film Brain:I expect the people making the films sympathise.
* "Oh I'm sorry did I say paralization darts? I meant idiotic grinning darts."
* "Im not even angry I just pity them"
** "You really suck at this comedy thing don't you angie mcdowell?"
** "Darwin responds by humping the air and making a speech hamier than a delicatesan"
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** [[HypocriticalHumor "Why are we saying words twice twice. twice? It's not funny funny.
funny!"]]
**-->Darwin:I'll tourture This exchange:
-->Darwin: I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career.
-->FilmBrain:I Brain: I expect the people making the films sympathise.
*sympathize.
** "Oh I'm sorry did I sayparalization paralyzation darts? I meant idiotic grinning darts."
* "Im ** "I'm not even angry angry. I just pity them"
** "You really suck at this comedything thing, don't you angie mcdowell?"
Angie Mcdowell?"
** "Darwin responds by humping the air and making a speechhamier [[LargeHam hammier than a delicatesan"delicatesan]]."
**
-->Darwin: I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career.
-->Film
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** "You really suck at this comedy
** "Darwin responds by humping the air and making a speech
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** "Yeah the graphic throat slitting? not funny. AT ALL."
** "This couple from hell are the mayflowers, Richard and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sarah Barner, whose grotesque perfomances may have set acting back a couple decades"
** "Yeah the graphic throat slitting? not funny. AT ALL."
** "This couple from hell are the mayflowers, Richard and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sarah Barner, whose grotesque perfomances may have set acting back a couple decades"
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** Coburn knows that you deliver these lines with a streight face rather than mugging like a jackass.
** You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination, that is if theres any world left after Edward E. Darwins monsterous scenery chewing.
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** You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination, that is if theres any world left after Edward E. Darwins monsterous scenery chewing.
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** Coburn knows that you deliver these lines with a streight face rather than mugging like a jackass.
** You"You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination, that is if theres any world left after Edward E. Darwins Richard E.Grants monsterous scenery chewing.
----chomping."
**The CSI:Miami refrence when Eddie takes off his glasses.
**"These scenes may have worked if BruceWillis and Angie McDowell had any chemestry. Or Jokes. Or anything remotly entertaining.
**And This:
-->Butterfinger:Can we rape em?
-->Film Brain:Wow, that was spectacuarly unfunny, go home and think about what you did.
**"With all the rewrites I'm sure the fact that this makes no sense was compeltly unintententional."
**Playing Never Gonna give you up as two people he refers two as "The Rick Astleys" get shot in the head.
**"Why are we saying words twice twice. It's not funny funny.
**-->Darwin:I'll tourture you so slowly you'll think it's a career.
-->Film Brain:I expect the people making the films sympathise.
*"Oh I'm sorry did I say paralization darts? I meant idiotic grinning darts."
*"Im not even angry I just pity them"
**"You really suck at this comedy thing don't you angie mcdowell?"
**"Darwin responds by humping the air and making a speech hamier than a delicatesan"
** You
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**The CSI:Miami refrence when Eddie takes off his glasses.
**"These scenes may have worked if BruceWillis and Angie McDowell had any chemestry. Or Jokes. Or anything remotly entertaining.
**And This:
-->Butterfinger:Can we rape em?
-->Film Brain:Wow, that was spectacuarly unfunny, go home and think about what you did.
**"With all the rewrites I'm sure the fact that this makes no sense was compeltly unintententional."
**Playing Never Gonna give you up as two people he refers two as "The Rick Astleys" get shot in the head.
**"Why are we saying words twice twice. It's not funny funny.
**-->Darwin:I'll tourture you so slowly you'll think it's a career.
-->Film Brain:I expect the people making the films sympathise.
*"Oh I'm sorry did I say paralization darts? I meant idiotic grinning darts."
*"Im not even angry I just pity them"
**"You really suck at this comedy thing don't you angie mcdowell?"
**"Darwin responds by humping the air and making a speech hamier than a delicatesan"
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-->Write:Danny and Tony jump of the roof and then..... hmmm no way to end that scene. Oh I got it they land in the next scene! I am a genius!
**"Yeah the graphic throat slitting? not funny. AT ALL."
** "This couple from hell are the mayflowers, Richard and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sarah Barner, whose grotesque perfomances may have set acting back a couple decades"
** And because random equals funny to filmakers Fred explodes.
**This:
-->Mario Brother:Subtly's not one of our strong points.
-->Film Brain:No kidding.
**Film Brain demonstrates mugging:(manicaly while flaling about with a SlasherSmile on his face) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DID ALL MY REVIEWS LIKE THIS? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
**Coburn knows that you deliver these lines with a streight face rather than mugging like a jackass.
**You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination, that is if theres any world left after Edward E. Darwins monsterous scenery chewing.
-->Write:Danny and Tony jump of the roof and then..... hmmm no way to end that scene. Oh I got it they land in the next scene! I am a genius!
**"Yeah the graphic throat slitting? not funny. AT ALL."
** "This couple from hell are the mayflowers, Richard and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sarah Barner, whose grotesque perfomances may have set acting back a couple decades"
** And because random equals funny to filmakers Fred explodes.
**This:
-->Mario Brother:Subtly's not one of our strong points.
-->Film Brain:No kidding.
**Film Brain demonstrates mugging:(manicaly while flaling about with a SlasherSmile on his face) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DID ALL MY REVIEWS LIKE THIS? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
**Coburn knows that you deliver these lines with a streight face rather than mugging like a jackass.
**You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination, that is if theres any world left after Edward E. Darwins monsterous scenery chewing.
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* His reaction to the [[WeHaventLearnedAnythingYet tacked on message of friendship]] in ''BrideWars'': [- "What a sweet, touching load of [[MoodWhiplash BULLSHIT!]] These two friends didn't stick by each other. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint That was the whole point of the film Candice Bergen!]] These two "friends" did horrible, nasty things to each other. You can't just tack on a "friends forever" message at the end of it, [[BrokenAesop because it's completely false and meaningless!]]" -]
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* His reaction to the [[WeHaventLearnedAnythingYet tacked on message of friendship]] in ''BrideWars'': [- "What a sweet, touching load of [[MoodWhiplash BULLSHIT!]] These two friends didn't stick by each other. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint That was the whole point of the film Candice Bergen!]] Bergen! These two "friends" did horrible, nasty things to each other. You can't just tack on a "friends forever" message at the end of it, [[BrokenAesop because it's completely false and meaningless!]]" -]
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* His reaction to the [[WeHaventLearnedAnythingYet tacked on message of friendship]] in ''BrideWars'': [-- "What a sweet, touching load of [[MoodWhiplash BULLSHIT!]] These two friends didn't stick by each other. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint That was the whole point of the film Candice Bergen!]] These two "friends" did horrible, nasty things to each other. You can't just tack on a "friends forever" message at the end of it, [[BrokenAesop because it's completely false and meaningless!]]" --]
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* His reaction to the [[WeHaventLearnedAnythingYet tacked on message of friendship]] in ''BrideWars'': [-- [- "What a sweet, touching load of [[MoodWhiplash BULLSHIT!]] These two friends didn't stick by each other. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint That was the whole point of the film Candice Bergen!]] These two "friends" did horrible, nasty things to each other. You can't just tack on a "friends forever" message at the end of it, [[BrokenAesop because it's completely false and meaningless!]]" --]-]
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* His reaction to the [[WeHaventLearnedAnythingYet tacked on message of friendship]] in ''BrideWars'': "What a sweet and touching load of BULLSHIT!"
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* His reaction to the [[WeHaventLearnedAnythingYet tacked on message of friendship]] in ''BrideWars'': ''BrideWars'': [-- "What a sweet and sweet, touching load of BULLSHIT!"[[MoodWhiplash BULLSHIT!]] These two friends didn't stick by each other. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint That was the whole point of the film Candice Bergen!]] These two "friends" did horrible, nasty things to each other. You can't just tack on a "friends forever" message at the end of it, [[BrokenAesop because it's completely false and meaningless!]]" --]
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** "''INNUENDO!''" *''The caption reading'': [[AC: OMGWTFSEXLOL!!11!!]]*
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*** At one point, he gets sick of how childish the movie is and states "I'm too old for this shit."
*** "She can't read! '''''LAUGH!!'''''"
*** "She can't read! '''''LAUGH!!'''''"
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** (Seeing random nudity) "I'm guessing ''that'' wasn't in the PG-13 version" and eventually wrapping that bit with "And by the way, ''[[TheInternetIsForPorn porn can be found on the internet]]!''"
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'''Film Brain:''' "''That.'' Was. ''Crap.''"
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'''Film Brain:''' "''That.'' Was. ''Crap.''"
'''Film Brain:''' "''That.'' Was. ''Crap.''"
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* The ''Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus'' review.
** Once the two giant monsters finally encounter each other, the characters can't tell what they're doing.
--> '''Film Brain'': "From the look of it, they're either f***ing each other up or just [[NaughtyTentacles f***ing each other]]."
** Once the two giant monsters finally encounter each other, the characters can't tell what they're doing.
--> '''Film Brain'': "From the look of it, they're either f***ing each other up or just [[NaughtyTentacles f***ing each other]]."
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--> "Oh, see? You're dead now. You're dead because you're stupid. You're stupid and you're dead!"
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--> "Oh, see? You're dead now. You're dead because you're stupid. You're stupid and you're dead!" dead!"
** His "impersonation" of the little boy in the flashback
--> (falsetto) "Umm, Sir, I hate to say this but YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR F***ING MIND! COME BACK DADDY COME BACK!!!"
** His "impersonation" of the little boy in the flashback
--> (falsetto) "Umm, Sir, I hate to say this but YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR F***ING MIND! COME BACK DADDY COME BACK!!!"
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* His review of ''Transmorphers'' is a CrowningMomentOfFunny from the getgo:
** (monotone) "Hello and welcome to Bad Movie Beatdown. Today I review a peice of shit!"
** (monotone) "Hello and welcome to Bad Movie Beatdown. Today I review a peice of shit!"
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* From his ''{{Transmorphers}}'' review:
-->'''Film Brain:''' ...I mean it's not like to it or any-
--> -*Boxart for ''Transmorphers: The Fall of Man'' is shown.
-->'''Film Brain:''' F*ck...
-->'''Film Brain:''' ...I mean it's not like to it or any-
--> -*Boxart for ''Transmorphers: The Fall of Man'' is shown.
-->'''Film Brain:''' F*ck...
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*** "Ha ha, she can't read! '''''LAUGH!!'''''"
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*** "Ha ha, she "She can't read! '''''LAUGH!!'''''"
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*** At one point, he gets sick of how childish the movie is and states "I'm too old for this shit."
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* This gem from ''Evan Almigthy'' "Quick! Steve Carell is going to do another Jim Carrey sequel, The Number 614! Four sixes, minus one six *gasp* that's 666! Sign of the devil!
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* The review of EpicMovie. When a part in the Narnia 'Cribs' parody skips itself repeatedly, he comments:
--> "And it seems the audience has just paid for a low-grade YoutubePoop on the big screen!"
*** Which at that point starts to repeat him saying 'Screen!' over and over untill it becomes 'ScrScrScrScr!', interlaced with King Harkinian from TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames saying 'Dinner!'
*** O_O
--> "And it seems the audience has just paid for a low-grade YoutubePoop on the big screen!"
*** Which at that point starts to repeat him saying 'Screen!' over and over untill it becomes 'ScrScrScrScr!', interlaced with King Harkinian from TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames saying 'Dinner!'
*** O_O
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* From ''DWar'', after a character runs from a giant snake, and then runs back out after encountering the [[BigBad Big Bad]]:
--> "Oh, see? You're dead now. You're dead because you're stupid. You're stupid and you're dead!"
--> "Oh, see? You're dead now. You're dead because you're stupid. You're stupid and you're dead!"
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It doesn't work that way.
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** After an especially stupid moment:
-->'''''"HELLO!?''' CONTINUITY!? GOD, THIS MOVIE IS MADE BY F*CKING RETARDS!!''
-->'''''"HELLO!?''' CONTINUITY!? GOD, THIS MOVIE IS MADE BY F*CKING RETARDS!!''
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* No love for the Film Brain? From his StreetFighter: The Legend of Chun-Li review:
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* No love for the Film Brain? From his StreetFighter: The Legend of Chun-Li review:
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---> Chun-Li: I've never been so close.
---> Film Brain: And yet so far?
---> Chun-Li: And so far away
---> Film Brain: [[SoundEffectBleep F* ck]] [[ClicheStorm me this is trite.]]
---> Film Brain: And yet so far?
---> Chun-Li: And so far away
---> Film Brain: [[SoundEffectBleep F* ck]] [[ClicheStorm me this is trite.]]
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---> Chun-Li: '''Chun-Li:''' I've never been so close.
--->Film Brain: '''Film Brain:''' And yet so far?
--->Chun-Li: '''Chun-Li:''' And so far away
--->Film Brain: '''Film Brain:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F* ck]] [[ClicheStorm me this is trite.]]
--->
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--->Boy: We're all going to die...
--->Film Brain: COOKIE! * Nom*
--->Film Brain: COOKIE! * Nom*
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---> Gerard Butler: You want to thank your pussy for me there?
---> Film Brain: Boy, he's just like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
---> Film Brain: Boy, he's just like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
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---> Gerard Butler: '''Gerard Butler:''' You want to thank your pussy for me there?
--->Film Brain: '''Film Brain:''' Boy, he's just like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
--->
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---> Film Brain: [[MichaelJackson The King of Pop]] isn't dead, that's just his cover.
---> Sock: [[DudeNotFunny VERY VERY WRONG!]]
---> Sock: [[DudeNotFunny VERY VERY WRONG!]]
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---> Film Brain: '''Film Brain:''' [[MichaelJackson The King of Pop]] isn't dead, that's just his cover.
--->Sock: '''Sock:''' [[DudeNotFunny VERY VERY WRONG!]]
--->
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* The entirety of his ''* [[FriedbergAndSeltzer ''[[FriedbergAndSeltzer Epic Movie]]'' review. All of it
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-->"When she gets home, she visits her mum! Who is covered in pasty makeup. Oh wait, she's dying. ... Well that kind of sucks."
** "[[StandardFemaleGrabArea OH NO! HE'S MILDLY GRIPPED ME BY THE ARM!]]"
** This exchange:
---> Chun-Li: I've never been so close.
---> Film Brain: And yet so far?
---> Chun-Li: And so far away
---> Film Brain: [[SoundEffectBleep F* ck]] [[ClicheStorm me this is trite.]]
* "My director gives me a cookie whenever I say my lines creepily!" * Noms a cookie* And later...
--->Boy: We're all going to die...
--->Film Brain: COOKIE! * Nom*
* In his review of ''Meteor'', where he points out the InformedWrongness of the film's [[StrawmanPolitical Strawman]].
--->'''General Adlon:''' "I consider allowing the Russians to come into this center to be a grave error."
--->'''Film Brain:''' "He ''[[StrawmanHasAPoint has]]'' [[StrawmanHasAPoint actually got a point there]] considering this is the Cold War, but hey, [[{{Anvilicious}} that might get in the way of the message]], so he's actually an intolerant bigot for saying that. INTOLERANT! INTOLERANT!"
* In his ''Ratatoing'' review:
--->"And this carries on, and on, and on, and on, and on, [[MemeticMutation apply directly to the forehead]], and on, and on..."
** His HeroicBSOD after a long bit culminating in "The button is a switch!"
* Plenty of these in his review of ''The Ugly Truth''
---> Gerard Butler: You want to
---> Film Brain: Boy, he's just like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
** The dictionary bit after a scene with Katherine Heigl's vibrating panties activating in a resturant.
** "I'm ashamed of having a penis now. I hope you're happy."
* From MenInBlack II:
---> Film Brain: [[MichaelJackson The King of Pop]] isn't dead, that's just his cover.
---> Sock: [[DudeNotFunny VERY VERY WRONG!]]
* His review of Stallone's ''Cobra'' has Phelous-esque cartoon noises for the cars leaping up from speed bumps, over and over...
* From his review of ''Driven'':
-->"Originally intended as a biopic of the late Ayrton Senna, it evolved into a racing movie set in FormulaOne. One problem: the Formula One bosses took one look at the script and told Stallone to get stuffed."
** "So the film starts in Long Beach, no it starts in Miami, no it's in Mexico, HOLY CRAP WHERE ARE WE?"
** When Stallone easily head-dodges a [[SpecialEffectFailure manhole cover]] "Mmmm, fake."
* From ''PaulBlartMallCop'' [[PulpFiction "HUMOR MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"]]
* His reaction to the [[WeHaventLearnedAnythingYet tacked on message of friendship]] in ''BrideWars'': "What a sweet and touching load of BULLSHIT!"
* The entirety of his ''* [[FriedbergAndSeltzer Epic Movie]]'' review. All of it
