History Funny / BadMovieBeatdown

* His livestream reaction to the Youtube video of the woman with the [[UpToEleven world's largest breasts]]. [[HeroicBSOD He had to log off temporarily]]

* Another one of his live streams took place in the same house as several of his friends, who (to his dismay) where watching the stream in the next room and, somehow, getting a laugh out of the five second delay between him saying things in real life and saying them on the stream. Eventually they decided to crash into his room with nerf guns and mooning. As many people put it, "It's like a bad live action fanfic".

* This exchange from the Fast 5 Projector review:
-->'''Film Brain:''' I literally had to bribe someone to go see this film!
-->'''Jon''': I made twenty pounds! And it wasn't worth a single penny.
-->'''Film Brain:''' What he said.
* The ''Projector'' review of ''Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked'' starts out with him talking in a chipmunk voice. As a bonus, he includes another video of the other TGWTG cast chipmunked.
* Noting in his Projector review of ''The Sweeney'' how we're expected to like Regan because he's having an affair with the villain's wife:
--> "Orrr, get in there, Regan! With your PENIS!"
* Also:
--> The only pre-tense to realism The Sweeny has, y'know, realism being an important part of that TV series, is sex scenes, two of them, with Ray Winstone. And that's not gritty realism, to be honest, that's just [[FanDisservice grim.]]
* This gem from the Projector episode on Ironclad:
-->'''Film Brain:''' The battle scenes are so fierce that [[RatedMForManly I think I grew an extra set of testicles!]]

** Similarly on the stream, his reactions to DiamandaHagan reading aloud from a book on the history of castration. [[http://devillo.deviantart.com/art/Film-Brain-and-Castration-257036571 A quick look at some of them.]]

** (for placement into 2015 episodes) A riff on a lame joke from the Extended Cut where the McClane's reject going in with handguns. "Nine small handguns? Please! What does it look like we're doing, [[Film/DieHard defending Nakatomi Plaza?]]

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[[folder:TheAdventuresOfPlutoNash]]
* His rebuttal to a scene in which a speaker is heard playing from an oncoming car:
--->(leans directly into camera) THERE IS NO SOUND IN SPACE!
* This echoes, zooming out progressively and progressively further, until we get a full picture of Earth, at which point the audio goes completely mute.
-->See? No sound.
* At one point, he goes on an [[MundaneMadeAwesome EPIC QUEST]] to try to understand a stupid joke about Salt Lake City.[[note]]It had to do with the city's reputation of being ridiculously uptight, which probably wouldn't be familiar to almost anyone outside {{Eagleland}} and some Americans to boot.[[/note]] After his computer freezes up, he runs halfway across town, threatens someone into letting him use their computer, looks the city up on Wikipedia, laughs... then says the joke wasn't funny and it wasn't worth it. All accompanied by the ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' theme.
* The scene where he rummages through a briefcase:
--> Let's see...[[PulpFiction Vincent Vega's soul]]...a copy of ComingToAmerica...undies...hat...[[{{Squee}} haha]]! And (something grabs his hand) AAH!! AAH!! AAH!!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Equilibrium]]
* The end of his review, where he summarizes the film in the style of Bum Reviews.
** '''[[PreciousPuppies PUPPIES!]]''' ♥ ♥ ♥
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Darkness Falls]]
* "My director gives me a cookie whenever I say my lines creepily!" *Noms a cookie* And later...
-->'''Boy:''' We're all going to die...
-->'''Film Brain:''' COOKIE! * Nom*
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Transmorphers]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' ...I mean it's not like there's a ''sequel'' to it or any-
--> -*Boxart for ''Transmorphers: The Fall of Man'' is shown.
-->'''Film Brain:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F*ck]]...
* The bit when the opening {{infodump}} says that humanity found alien life in 2009. It being 2009, Professor Celluloid appears and announces that he's done just that. Cue dramatic music and a shot of space as... the Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses logo comes into view. It then goes to telescope view and shows [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] waving.
* At one point, one of the robots threatens him for insulting its [[SpecialEffectFailure laughably bad special effects]].
* "[[DullSurprise Damn. I burnt the damn muffins.]]"
* The "Err" counter.
-->'''Film Brain:''' Err, I think, err, he might be, err, making up his lines as he, ehhh-fing goes along.
* This exchange:
-->'''Character:''' It rains up there 24/7.
-->'''Film Brain:''' Welcome to England! :D
[[/folder]]

[[folder:OnDeadlyGround]]
* "Not my manly balls! Heeeeeee...."
* After Forrest sets a bunch of traps in the woods for the mercenaries after him:
--->'''Film Brain:''' And then we get to see what would happen if StevenSeagal played Pierce Brosnan's role in ''SeraphimFalls''.
--->''*montage of all the bad guys falling into traps and dying in ridiculous ways*''
--->'''Film Brain:''' ...[[BoringInvincibleHero a much shorter movie]].
* "Besides, [[TemptingFate do we really need to picture Seagal in a bikin]]- [[BrainBleach OH GOD! It hurts! It hurts!]]"
* TheStinger.
--->'''Forrest:''' Are you a man?
--->[[spoiler:'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]:''' I AM A MAN! *PUNCH*]]
* When the Eskimo dressed as a raven starts cawing, the look on Film Brain's face is ''priceless''. And it gets even better when he asks if someone spiked his tea.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Hollywood Homicide]]
* "I think the sight of Harrison Ford chowing down on a donut mid-coitus has put me off sex for life."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Final Destination 3]]
* After fluid starts leaking from the mechanism keeping the safety restraints in place on a rollercoaster:
-->Pssst! ''*leans in close* Rollercoasters don't work that way. ''[[ShownTheirWork They use air]].''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Meteor]]
* He points out the InformedWrongness of the film's [[StrawmanPolitical Strawman]].
-->'''General Adlon:''' I consider allowing the Russians to come into this center to be a grave error.
-->'''Film Brain:''' He ''[[StrawmanHasAPoint has]]'' [[StrawmanHasAPoint actually got a point there]] considering this is the ColdWar, but hey, [[{{Anvilicious}} that might get in the way of the message]], so he's actually an intolerant bigot for saying that. INTOLERANT! INTOLERANT!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:TheJazzSinger]]
* His impression of LaurenceOlivier's ridiculous overacting, wherein he runs around the house flailing his arms and moaning until Professor Celluloid slaps him.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:ChristmasWithTheKranks]]
* When ''ChristmasWithTheKranks'' starts giving him flashbacks to ''Film/JingleAllTheWay'', he narrates over the scene in an [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Ahnold]] voice.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:MissionImpossibleII]]
* The beginning of the review. Particularly DougWalker in a BadBoss persona greeting him as, "Heeeey, ''{{Equilibrium}}'' [[NeverLiveItDown douchebag]]!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:X-Men Origins: Wolverine]]
* Pretty much any of his fanboying before backtracking over how awesome Ryan Reynolds is in Wolverine.
* Also, his reaction to [[spoiler:Wolverine blocking an eyebeam-blast from [[InNameOnly Dudepeel]] with his claws]].
--->Allow me to demonstrate what is wrong with this using a fork. *pulls one out and points at the tines* ''You see what the problem might be?''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Evan Almighty]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' ''Quick! Steve Carell is going to do another Jim Carrey sequel, The Number 614! Four sixes, minus one six *gasp* that's 666! Sign of the devil!''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live Wire]]
* When there's a random sex scene, he first wonders if he accidentally changed the TV to a porno channel. [[CovertPervert Then he gets out binoculars]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Ratatoing]]
* It starts with Professor Celluloid after a successful HostileShowTakeover. He then tries to review ''Film/DieHard.'' About a minute in, Celluloid gets punched from offscreen, and then it [[SmashCut smash cuts]] to Film Brain starting his intro as normal while nursing his sore hand.
* Matthew gets bored during the endless repetition of the "gearing up to move out" footage:
-->"And this carries on, and on, and on, and on, and on, [[MemeticMutation apply directly to the forehead]], and on, and on..."
* His HeroicBSOD after a long bit culminating in "The button is a switch!"
* After a particularly horrendous bit of animation:
-->'''Film Brain:''' "''That.'' Was. ''Crap.''"
* "''INNUENDO!''" *''The caption reading'': [[AC: OMGWTFSEXLOL!!11!!]]*
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li]]
* "When she gets home, she visits her mum! Who is covered in pasty makeup. Oh wait, she's dying. ... Well that kind of sucks."
* "[[StandardFemaleGrabArea OH NO! HE'S MILDLY GRIPPED ME BY THE ARM!]]"
* This exchange:
--> '''Chun-Li:''' I've never been so close.
--> '''Film Brain:''' And yet so far?
--> '''Chun-Li:''' And so far away
--> '''Film Brain:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F*ck]] [[ClicheStorm me this is trite.]]
* Another exchange:
-->'''Gen''': Only in the dark do all colors become one. ''(pushes Chun-Li into a spinning saw)''
-->'''Film Brain''': Holy shit, his methods are a bit extreme, aren't they! She nearly became one with a circular saw.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus]]
* Once the two giant monsters finally encounter each other, the characters can't tell what they're doing.
--> '''Film Brain'': "From the look of it, they're either f***ing each other up or just f***ing each other."
* From the same review, Film Brain's growing anger every time the movie inexplicably went to an establishing shot without changing location.
* "...So [[Franchise/StarTrek Mr. Sulu]] needs to go back to the 22nd century- I mean, Tokyo. Which if you think about it is the same thing."
* After a character says "Madness", Film Brain gives the obligatory "THIS! IS! SPARTA!", then smiles and says, "Couldn't resist."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Men in Black II]]
* This exchange:
--> '''Film Brain:''' [[MichaelJackson The King of Pop]] isn't dead, that's just his cover.
--> '''Sock:''' [[DudeNotFunny VERY VERY WRONG!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Ugly Truth]]
* This exchange:
--> '''Gerard Butler:''' You want to thank your pussy for me there?
--> '''Film Brain:''' Boy, he's just like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
* The dictionary bit after a scene with Katherine Heigl's vibrating panties activating in a restaurant.
* "I'm ashamed of having a penis now. I hope you're happy."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Cobra]]
* The Phelous-esque cartoon noises for the cars leaping up from speed bumps, over and over...
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Driven]]
* "Originally intended as a biopic of the late Ayrton Senna, it evolved into a racing movie set in FormulaOne. One problem: the Formula One bosses took one look at the script and told Stallone to get stuffed."
* "So the film starts in Long Beach, no it starts in Miami, no it's in Mexico, HOLY CRAP WHERE ARE WE?"
* When Stallone easily head-dodges a [[SpecialEffectFailure manhole cover]] "Mmmm, fake."
* After an especially stupid moment:
-->'''''"HELLO!?''' CONTINUITY!? GOD, THIS MOVIE IS MADE BY F*CKING RETARDS!!''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Paul Blart: Mall Cop]]
* After an especially stupid moment:
-->'' [[PulpFiction "HUMOR MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Bride Wars]]
* Welshy's cameos, including him dancing to the original Oompa-Loompa song.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Epic Movie]]
* When a part in the Narnia 'Cribs' parody skips itself repeatedly, he comments:
--> "And it seems the audience has just paid for a low-grade WebAnimation/YouTubePoop on the big screen!"
* Which at that point starts to repeat him saying 'Screen!' over and over until it becomes "[=ScrScrScrScr!=]", interlaced with King Harkinian from VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames saying "Dinner!"
** [[HypocriticalHumor O_O]]
* At one point, he gets sick of how childish the movie is and states "I'm too old for this shit."
* "She can't read! '''''LAUGH!!'''''"
* (Seeing random nudity) "I'm guessing ''that'' wasn't in the PG-13 version" and eventually wrapping that bit with "And by the way, ''[[TheInternetIsForPorn porn can be found on the internet]]!''"
* Pointing out that the film just seems to end up taking jokes and things from other films, and when he sees a joke 'taken' from Borat -
-->'''Film Brain:''' '''THAT'S THE SAME JOKE!''' With ''ONE'' word changed! ''The same joke!'' This isn't parody or plagiarism, this is downright ''THEFT''!
* "Look guys, there's a difference between parody and plagiarism! THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:D-War]]
* After a character runs from a giant snake (the BigBad), and then runs back out after encountering TheDragon (who, in spite of the trope and the movie, is ''not'' a dragon):
--> "No, go back into the house, not around the corner. See now there's [[TheDragon the evil dude!]] No ''don't run towards the giant serpent you fool!'' Oh, see? You're dead now. You're dead because [[TooDumbToLive you're stupid.]] [[ShapedLikeItself You're stupid and you're dead!]]"
* His "impersonation" of the little boy in the flashback
--> (falsetto) "Umm, Sir, I hate to say this but YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR F***ING MIND! COME BACK DADDY COME BACK!!!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Hudson Hawk]]
* Him envisioning what the writing process for a particularly choppy scene:
-->'''Writer:''' Eddie and Tony jump of the roof and then..... hmmm, now how do I end that scene. Oh I got it! They land in the next scene! I am a genius.
* "This couple from hell are the Mayflowers, Darwin and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sandra Bernhard, whose grotesque performances may have set acting back a couple of ''decades''."
* And because random equals funny to filmmakers Fred [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]].
* This:
-->Mario Brother: Subtlety's not one of our strong points.
-->Film Brain: No kidding.
* Film Brain demonstrates mugging: By flailing about with a SlasherSmile on his face and shouting "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DID ALL MY REVIEWS LIKE THIS? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"
* "You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination. That is if there's any world left after Richard E.Grant's monstrous [[ChewingTheScenery scenery chomping]]."
* The ''CSIMiami'' reference when Eddie and [=KitKat=] (David Caruso) take off their glasses.
* "These scenes may have worked if BruceWillis and Andie [=MacDowell=] had any chemistry. Or Jokes. Or anything remotely entertaining."
* And This:
-->Butterfinger: Do you want me to rape em?
-->Film Brain: [[DudeNotFunny Wow, that was spectacularly unfunny. Go home and think about what you did]].
* "With all the rewrites I'm sure the fact that this makes no sense was completely unintentional."
* Playing "Never Gonna Give You Up" as two people he refers two as "The Rick Astleys" get shot in the head.
* [[HypocriticalHumor "Why are we saying words twice twice? It's not funny funny!"]]
* This exchange:
-->Darwin: I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career.
-->Film Brain: I expect the people making the films sympathize.
* "Oh I'm sorry did I say paralyzation darts? I meant idiotic grinning darts."
* "I'm not even angry. I just pity them"
* "You really suck at this comedy thing, don't you, Andie [=MacDowell=]?"
* "Darwin responds by humping the air and making a speech [[LargeHam hammier than a delicatessen]]."
* The entire opening with him and [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] taking shots at each other.
* "Yikes! Even the TriStar horse has turned on Bruce!"
* This exchange:
-->'''Darwin:'''"What can I say? [[CardCarryingvillain I'm the villain.]]"
-->'''Film Brain:'''"No shit."
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[[folder:Mega Piranha]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' I'm a stereotype! I blow everything up!
** When Paul explains the situation to his boss.
--->'''Jason:''' "It wasn't an explosion," *scoffing* "and it wasn't terrorists." *dead serious* "'''[[{{Narm}} It was giant piranha.]]'''"
--->'''Film Brain:''' "Sir, those theories were ''ludicrous.'' Of course they were killed by giant mutated killer fish!" *{{Beat}}* "Stop laughing!"
** Brain laughing at the giant piranha crashing into a random building.
** The video game sequence involving Jason kicking the piranhas for one ups. Oddly enough, there's no comparison to Guile from ''StreetFighter''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:10,000 B.C.]]
* Playing TheFlintstones theme song during the end credits of the review was a stroke of genius.
* His numerous hilarious fits of rage over the plentiful [[YouFailHistoryForever history fail]] and [[YouFailGeographyForever geography fail]]. Especially the fact that they trekked all the way from Russia to the pyramids and it's supposed to be set thousands of years before there were ANY pyramids in Egypt.
** He reacts to the pyramids by first beating himself repeatedly with an Indiana Jones boxset and then a wall.
* Using the death tune from Super Mario Bros. (twice!) for the deaths of two characters was hysterical.
* "What next, nuclear weapons? Well, that might actually make the film entertaining."
* [[{{Braveheart}} "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our wigs!"]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Riddle]]
* When the bum (secretly [[spoiler:an immortal Charles Dickens]] appears, his first line is overdubbed with [[WebVideo/BumReviews "Change! Ya got change?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Ultraviolet]]
* A shocking revelation is followed by the ''EastEnders'' riff. Perfect fit.
* Another perfect fit: Brain putting a bowling ball through pins sound effect when Violet ploughs through a group of henchmen with her car.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Moon 44]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' Look out! [[Film/ShortCircuit Johnny 5]] is attacking!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Unborn]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' Look out, it's Jumby! Stop laughing, he's coming!
* When a male lead tells the lead's friend "you're retarded!" FB responds "Apparently David S. Goyer went to the Creator/EliRoth school of writing"
* Sofi's final note contains...
--->'''Sofi''': It has fallen upon you to finish what began in Auschwitz.
--->'''FB''': WOOOW! It's a good thing there isn't a 20 year old on the internet to take that line horribly out of context. [[UnfortunateImplications Did you not realize how that sounded?]]
* Film Brain lampshading how unsubtle the film is.
---> '''Film Brain:''' SYMBOLISM!!!
---> ''[Less than a minute later]''
---> '''Film Brain:''' SYMBOLISM!!!
---> ''[Less than a minute later]''
---> '''Film Brain:''' SYMBOLIS-- I'm already overdoing it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fat Slags]]
* After witnessing the Fat Slags having sex with the waiters:
-->'''Film Brain:''' "That's it, I'm {{asexual}}."
* Upon seeing that the film begins "on Shit Street"
--->'''Film Brain:''' *sigh* "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Yes, yes we are.]]"
* Responding to the title cards like so in Mega Piranha...
---> Film Brain
---> Movie Critic
---> (Closet Masochist)
* "Oh my god, there's so much stupid in the same place! I can feel my sanity starting to crack."
** "[[GoMadFromTheRevelation I HEARD THE CRACK! THERE IT GOES!]]" What quickly follows is a moment of screaming bloody murder into his pillow.
* Upon seeing the Fat Slags' boyfriends in Afghanistan bonking the local women: "I'd tell them to get [[SoundEffectBleep f*cked]], but they already are."
* His reaction to the exploding dog scene:
--->'''Film Brain:''' WHAT? I don't...I just....''(sighs)'' I hate this job sometimes....
* "Holy shit! She just killed {{Ratatoing}}!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Pentathalon]]
* "Dolph Lundgren at the Olympics! He may have to settle for the bronze."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Grown Ups]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel sorry for RobSchnieder. (spits)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:2 Fast 2 Furious]]
* His constant comments on the ludicrous amount of HoYay between two of the main characters.
* "''2 Fast 2 Furious'' is probably the most homoerotic action film since ''Film/TopGun''"
* "You're like an old married couple! Now kiss and make-up!"
--->'''Bryan''': Well I've got something for your ass.
--->'''Film Brain''': Well I bet you do.
--->'''Bryan''': Now put your blouse back on.
** '''Film Brain''': Do I even have to write jokes about this? The film makes it so easy!
* "If we fill the film with enough of these shots(of scanticaly clad women) maybe people will ignore the macho subtext.
* After finding out one of the actors from 7 Pounds is in the movie: "Dammit! That movie will haunt me forever!"
* "We're not even out of the opening credits yet and already this is stupid. This must be a new record.
* "The other troubling character in this race is Suki - who's supposedley a tough girl, which is why she drives around in a bright, {{Barbie}} pink car and spends most of the race in dead last."
** "Lady, you can growl all you want but at the end of the day, you're still shit"
* INNUENDO!
* Pointless CGI is Kewl
[[/folder]]

[[folder:2012]]
* Just as Woody Harrelson's character dies: "This one's for ''Money Train''!"
* Early on in the second half, we get a bit of description of the 2012 disaster hitting Tokyo. This is cut off by Mathew on his sofa, explaining he cut out a joke because of events that took place not long after the intended release. His solemn tone conveys just how dead serious he is as he explains the scene in detail, why he was originally going to joke about it, and that he meant not to make light of recent events as much as he did the film. Right after this, he plays the scene where the Vatican collapses. The sound of bowling pins is heard ''right'' as the ruins crush the crowd.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Sunday School Musical]]
* Mathew calling WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows "Hoodie Scum" upon meeting him for the first time and offering Todd his wallet in exchange for not getting stabbed.
** When Todd eventually gets Mathew to calm down, Todd mentions reviewing ''Crossroads''. Not only does Mathew mention two other works with the same title, but when Todd finally just tells him it's the BritneySpears movie, Mathew just deadpans "We're not going to review that".
*** And then one of the eponymous Sunday schools turns out to be actually named Crossroads, leading to an additional plea from Todd.
* A character's father explains a prayer her mother would say, "Lord, let this bubble take away my trouble." Smash cut to Mathew and Todd [[{{Glurge}} fake-puking.]]
* The montage of Todd trying to get people to review with him, especially ObscurusLupa.
* Brain asks Todd how he got in his room when the door was locked. Todd deadpans "I move in the space between spaces" and they leave it at that.
** Becomes a lot funnier after viewing SuburbanKnights when WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob says a brainwashed Film Brain is trapped in the space between spaces.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Hercules in New York]]
* The reaction of Film Brain & Obscurus Lupa to a really fake bear suit, and "The Hercules & Pretzie Fun Hour".
* The cameo by [[spoiler:WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows. [[StalkerWithACrush He had to show up as Lupa was in it!]]]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen]]
* Film Brain remarks that as a child of the nineties, he missed the initial Transformers craze by a few years & can only judge the Creator/MichaelBay films on their own merits, before acknowledging he knows people who feel differently. Cut to [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]].
--> '''Spoony:''' FUCK YOU! *punches a DVD copy of the original film*
* "With each sex and groin joke, [[Creator/MichaelBay Bay]] brings society closer to the days of ''[[Film/{{Idiocracy}} Ow, My Balls!]]''."
* "Careful there guys, I think that might also be [[Film/TheLastCrusade the home of the Holy Grail.]]"
* Brain getting excited that one of the twins is going to get eaten...only to be disappointed that it was a subversion.
* Brain's reaction to Deverstator's infamous Brass Balls. Complete with a cameo from Spoony mocking him.
---> '''Spoony:''' Ah, yes that's it. Choke on that 3.5 out of 5.
* "Sam, what have I told you about machine gun fire in the house?!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Out Of Reach]]
* "So yeah, [[StevenSeagal Seagal]] Month got very awkward very quick, it seems."
* The charades segment.
* The closing [[spoiler:cameo by Brad Jones' voice.]] Film Brain's reaction only makes it funnier.
* His reaction at the end of the film when we see a still shot of Seagal smiling. It really isn't a natural expression on the guy.
* "Yes, it's all part of my cunning scheme of killing Seagal! [beat] Somehow!"
* "He sneaks into the henchman's room using the brothel's secret passageways...just go with it..."
* "I think the wall is dead, sir."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mercenary For Justice]]
* "He's Seagal's friend, he's black, and he's in a war. Oh he is so dead!"
** And when he does "His life expectancy was in negative numbers!"
* One hell of a visual pun about eight minutes in.
* His growing confusion over the incomprehensible plot.
* Another title card joke:
---> '''Mathew Buck'''
---> '''(Nerd)'''
* After Seagal's edited escape from the back seat of a car:
--->'''Film Brain''': Really?! We're not going to buy that this guy is lightening fast when he's twice the man he used to be! He looks two steps away from a heart attack!
--->'''[[TheSimpsons Selma]]''': It's like he disappeared to ''fat'' air. ''[Patty and Selma laugh]''
* "Ugh, how am I going to write about this?"
* The closing cameo [[spoiler: from Benzaie's voice.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Shadow Man]]
* Film Brain [[spoiler: [[ItMakesSenseInContext tuning his throat like a radio reciever]]]].
* "Sex with Seagal is like playing a game of Whose Boob Is Which?"
* "He's a ''real'' action star!"
* [[spoiler:"AAGH! Not again! ''YIKES!''"]]
* "So the film opens in a lab where Scientists are working on a secret, deadly weapon. Which alarms THIS MAN."[[spoiler: *cuts back to Film Brain* DERP *Film Brain hits head against wall*]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Against the Dark]]
* His reaction to the psychotic scientist that looks like [[Film/TheRoom Tommy Wiseau.]]
* Any time he mocks the characters making typical TooDumbToLive decisions.
* "Stay away from the light, Dylan! There's too much symbolism!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Half Past Dead]]
* "[[BigNo NOOOOO!]] Not the fat guy, he was my favorite! He had a big-ass gun!"
* Going "WEEE!" as Seagal and a terrorist are swinging on cables.
* His glee at the prospect of Seagal [[BoringInvincibleHero actually dying...]] only to realize that this is why the movie was called "Half Past Dead."
--->'''Film Brain''': Even saying that is painful.
* When the first Body Double Count appears:
--->'''Film Brain''': Okay, let's be fair, that is something you would need a stunt double for, as opposed to '''''WALKING'''''.
* "The editing in the PG-13 version is really fu[silence]ng obvious."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Half Past Dead 2]]
* Any time Film Brain makes a reference to Bill Goldberg's wrestling career.
* This bit, after some bad dubbing:
--->'''Film Brain''': I'm a furious ventriloquist!
* After a scene in which Twitch won't shut up:
--->'''Film Brain''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, this is going to be a long ninety minutes, isn't it?]]
* After a gratuitous PrecisionFStrike:
-->'''Caption''': This sequel is rated R. Go figure.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tekken]]
* When challenging Spoony for the live action Tekken movie, he inserts a coin into the screen.
* His livestream reaction to the Youtube video of the woman with the [[UpToEleven world's largest breasts]]. [[HeroicBSOD He had to log off temporarily]]
** Similarly on the stream, his reactions to DiamandaHagan reading aloud from a book on the history of castration. [[http://devillo.deviantart.com/art/Film-Brain-and-Castration-257036571 A quick look at some of them.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:SpyKids 3D]]
* After receiving Professor Celluloid's glasses (which he claims are 3D).
-> "Wow, I look like an idiot."
* On a related note, Celluloid [[BlatantLies already sees in 3D.]]
* Later on he dumps those glasses and grabs a pair of cool-looking 3D glasses.
-> '''Film Brain:''' "If I'm going to look like a prat, I might as well look like a cool prat."
-> Caption: [[MemeticMutation Deal with It]]
* Matthew's reaction to Floop telling the kids to spend $35 on concessions if they feel eye-strain.
-> '''Film Brain:''' "[[SarcasmMode That's it, kids!]] Spend money on overpriced sugar-packed shit! Or better yet, go outside AND WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE!!! :D"
* The "Gratuitous 3D Counter" reaching 18 in ONE scene before exploding.
* A clip of [[TheBasilBrushShow Basil Brush]] laughing [[LamePunReaction is played after a bad pun]].
* "STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Gamer]]
* Why does Film Brain have the poster of the movie on his wall? " Well, after all the negative comments about the ''Transformers'' poster, I put it up there just to dick with you."
* "That's right folks, Castle has turned into a complete Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain who wants to take over the world." *cut to [[BigTroubleInLittleChina Lo Pan saying "Indeed"]]* "Unlike this Movie, I don't like to be cliche.*
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Good Luck Chuck]]
* His dramatic reenactment of the sex scenes while the audio of the movie plays.
* "[[Film/TheRoom I got the results of the test back!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Ghost Rider]]
* His constant complaints of the film's slow pacing.
* The "in-jokes" to Peter Fonda's role in ''Film/EasyRider''.
* Laughing when Blackheart becomes Legion, then clearing his throat and laughing even harder when he realizes it's supposed to be scary.
* "*coughs* Oh man! I wonder what's causing all that coughing! Pass me those smokes!"
* The 5 Nic Cage Levels: 1 (Kinda Weird), 2 (Bit of an Oddball), 3 (Bloomin' Mental!), 4 (BATSHIT INSANE!!!), 5 ([[Film/TheWickerMan NOT THE BEES!!!!!]])
** "Cage has three modes: eccentric, batshit crazy, and Disney. And I only wish he was batshit crazy in this one."
* His increasing disbelief when none of the Hidden use their elemental abilities to effectively fight Ghost Rider, especially when he easily defeats Water despite being as a severe disadvantage.
** "So, fire beats water ''underwater''? That's like in 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' having paper beat scissors!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:When in Rome]]
* His entire commentary on the Vase scene: "Holy Shit! Is that vase made out of adamantium?"
** "Luckily for Josh Dumael the prop department changed the vase's for one made out of earth materials."
** "She's not so much beating a Vase as a dead horse."
** "It's also appropriate because it's blindingly clear to everyone this marriage is just going to last roughly 15 minutes."
* "Johnson is uncredited for his part, incidentally, which means he made the wisest career move of his life."
* His comparing Beth's best friend to an ostrich: "And now I've said it you all won't be able to stop seeing it either"
* His expression when he finds out Beth's sister is getting married to a guy after two weeks.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Van Helsing]]
* INCOMING PLOT TWIST ALERT!!!
* OBVIOUS LOVE INTEREST ALERT!!!
* Look! A CGI Effect! *Dramatic zoom in on kitty* *Dramatic zoom in on FB screaming*
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Bear]]
* I don't think the director was trying to reference ''[[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Manos]]'' here.
* A bear approaches the car, not acting particularly threatening...and then "[[JerkAss Prick]]" whips out a handgun and blasts the crap out of it.
->'''Film Brain:''' "''JESUS CHRIST,'' dude!"
* The bear knows! THE BEAR KNOWS!
* "Congratulations, Prick! You've just pissed off WesternAnimation/YogiBear, who's come for Boo-Boo, and now he thinks you're a threat!"
* Film Brain's [[{{Anchorman}} particular theory]] for how the bear knows that [[FlatCharacter Bland]] is pregnant.
* He askes his Twitter if you could make a cattle prod out of a golf club plugged into a car cigarette lighter, and notes that he got a lot of questions asking what he got up to in his personal life.
* This moment:
->'''Bland:''' I'm pregnant.
->'''Prick:''' You mean...you're with child?
->'''Film Brain:''' No, she's gonna give birth to a rubber chicken; OF COURSE SHE'S WITH CHILD!!!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Happening]]
* A shot of Matthew running in a field: "RUN AWAY FROM THE WIND!!!"
* The ominous clouds are only ominous because of the string music - as Brain demonstrates by switching the music to the theme from ''TheMagicRoundabout''.
* The film's mention of Colony Collapse Disorder for RippedFromTheHeadlines points fails to connect with Mark Walberg's characters' students:
--> '''Film Brain:''' Why don't any of you care about the bees? Nicholas over here is really passionate about it! \\
'''Nicholas Cage:''' [in the ''TheWickerMan'' remake] NOT THE BEES! AUGGHH!
* When the review is almost done, he starts a counter of how many times the word "happening" is being said, and even includes all the times it's been previously said.
* At the very end of the review, Matthew walks up to a tree and says, "SCREW YOU TREE", while dramatic music plays.
** "I've seen military men say plenty of things under stress. '[[UnusualEuphemism Cheese and crackers]]' is not one of them."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Reckoning Day]]
* He becomes so desensitized by the endless brutality that he starts eating a sandwich while waiting for the more violent scenes to play through.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:LittleFockers]]
* "RUN AWAY!"
* Making fun of the poorly-edited DustinHoffman scenes.
--> I'll just stand back here until they need more for more reshoots!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:SuckerPunch]]
* Linkara bursting into the hotel room thinking it was [[FrankMiller "Miller Time"]], due to Brain's brief chant of "virgins and whores".
** Given that Bennett has trapped them in the room, they briefly wonder how Linkara managed to do that. [[LampshadeHanging Then they go back to the review]].
* Film Brain demands that Jesu prove that the room is hers. Cue a sleeping Nash rolling over and trying to spoon with him. And somehow, Film Brain managed to get into the bed [[RuleOfPerception without noticing that anyone else was there]].
* Poké-Nash!
-->'''Jesu''': Nash! I choose you!
-->*Nash appears with a :D face*
-->'''Jesu''': Use Dynamic Punch!
-->'''Nash''': [[HulkSpeak Nash Smash!]]
-->*Is subsequently vaporized by Bennett*
* Shortly after...
-->'''Bennett''': Your Dynamicpunch wasn't very effective, but let's see how you handle my...''Sucker Punch''.
-->'''Film Brain''': My god! ...that was a GHASTLY pun!
-->'''Jesu''': *Simply stares at Film Brain before giving him a Dope Slap*
* Speaking of puns:
--> '''FB''': ''(after Jesu gave him royalty money for "FEMINISM!" in US money)'' I only accept real United Kingdom currency. Not that silly, floppy cloth money. Silly American.
--> '''Jesu''': Alright, in that case here's a pound! ''(delivers an uppercut)''
* '''SYMBOLISM!!!11!!OMGWTFGENIUS!!''' being replaced with '''FEMINISM!!!11!!OMGWTFGENIUS!!'''
** And it gets to the point where the two of them just mumble it because they've used it so much.
--->'''FB and JO:''' Femminismuh...
--->'''Caption:''' femisughgouabuuuh
* Film Brain's fearful assertion that [[ForbiddenChekhovsGun they shouldn't use it too much.]]
* The nonsensical nature of the film's RecursiveReality:
--> ''[JO and Film Brain strike dramatic poses]'' \\
'''JO:''' [[{{Inception}} We need to go]] [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/derp derper.]] \\
''[Camera zooms in on the wallpaper between them.]''
* JO [[ChekhovsGag keeps her promise to beat Film Brain with the coffee maker.]] (Which happens [[DiscretionShot entirely in voiceover]].)
* TheStinger, which follows Film Brain and Jesu Otaku abusing the power of Feminism to defeat Bennett and [[spoiler: Film Brain turning into a woman]].
-->[[spoiler: '''Film Brain''']]: I have some lovely boobs. Would you like to go pawn shopping?
* Where did Nash go after Bennett zapped him? [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime The Ice King]]'s lair]].
* Film Brain commenting on the dream sequences:
--> Well, y'see, I couldn't decide on what movie I wanted to make, so I just made '''ALL OF THEM.'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son]]
* Film Brain trying to impress the Rap Critic with gangsta talk.
* When the Rap Critic says he has not seen the previous films, because he has better things to do:
-->'''Rap Critic:''' This drying paint is awesome.
-->'''Film Brain:''' He's luckier than I am.
-->'''Rap Critic:''' ''(looks closely at wall)'' I don't even think this is paint.
* Todd's cameo, especially when the Rap Critic dives out of frame.
* FB notes that the film is a ripoff of ''{{Glee}}'':
-->'''Rap Critic:''' Why didn't you show this to ToddInTheShadows, then?
-->'''Film Brain:''' Ah, but I want to inflict ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks: The Squeakquel'' on him someday!
-->'''Rap Critic:''' That poor fool...
** Depending on how you view the exchange, it's either {{Foreshadowing}} or a BrickJoke, because he ''does''.
* The Rap Critic's response to Trent's constant use of "Damn!" whenever he sees a hot girl:
-->'''Rap Critic''': Damn! Damn! Damn! I swear, the stereotypical black guy from ''NotAnotherTeenMovie'' had more variation than this!
* "Synthetic. Vagina."
* At the end, when Big Momma starts rapping:
-->'''Film Brain''': That's it. Rap is dead.
-->'''Rap Critic''': I would just like to personally apologize for letting anyone know that this happened.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Universal Soldier: The Return]]
* [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insano]] shows up with a shot glass full of what he claims is a Jean Claude Van Damme sperm sample, which he'll use to clone an army of Van Dammes that will fight his army of Bruce Lees solely for his own amusement.
** Then, at the end of the review, [[spoiler: he takes the shot]]. "Ick. Salty."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Tooth Fairy]]
* The montage song.
* All the jokes about Dwayne Johnson's sinking film career.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Metal Man]]
* All the jokes about the main character's situation and how it seems to keep getting worse with every new development, as well as the AlternateCharacterInterpretation of Dr. Blake.
** To elaborate: the main character is forever trapped against his will in a metal suit without knowing beforehand it's impossible to remove, and must constantly listen to the AI Dr. Blake. Later on, his parents are murdered, he must forever subsist on a foul-tasting liquid (which will eventually run out, as Film Brain points out), having the suit damaged makes him prone to heart attacks and strokes and the AI Dr. Blake can view his dreams.
--->'''Film Brain:''' Hate to break it to you Doctor, but wearing a mechanical suit doesn't make you another species. And that certainly doesn't explain why you've condemned one of your students to ''wearing it for the rest of his life''. You've successfully taken away his family, his girlfriend and his ability to take a piss forever. ''That doesn't make you a hero, that makes you a dick!''
* The reviewers pointing out the film's high SpecialEffectFailure (especially considering it was made by a special effects expert), such as the screwed-up invisibility effect that causes the background to double up.
-->'''Film Brain:''' I think calling this ''"Metal Man"'' is probably pushing it. But let's face it, ''"Plastic and Rubber Man"'' wouldn't shift the [=DVDs=] off the shelves.
* The completely random part of the climax in which Metal Man deflects a missile, sending it skyward and hitting a plane.
* Lupa enters and declares "[[RunningGag I got the results of the test back]]: I am ''definitely'' the most annoying person on the site." And the way she seems so disappointed when Film Brain points out she's only the American champion and he's statistically the world's most annoying thing on TGWTG.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]
* Film Brain reveals that his coat is [[Series/DoctorWho dimensionally transcendental]], due to the number of [=DVDs=] he owns.
* "The Ralph thing stopped being funny months ago."
* Elisa suddenly popping up when the film makes a ''PhantomOfTheOpera'' joke.
* Their commentary on the inconsistencies of [[Literature/ThePictureOfDorianGray Dorian Gray]].
* Parodying Quatermain's death scene.
--> '''Oancitizen:''' [[Film/FindingForrester You're... the man... now... dog.]]
--> '''Film Brain:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOO!]]
* The opening sequence is a revised version of the WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh intro. The original was implausible enough, but with clips from Film Brain's wheelhouse included, it becomes downright absurd.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel]]
* When Film Brain tells Todd the film they'll be be reviewing is ''The Squeakquel'', Todd picks up a shotgun. When Todd appears in the hotel after the opening titles, he mentions he wasn't allowed to bring it on the plane.
** Right before this, Todd eagerly answering the Skype alert with [[HopelessSuitor "Lupa, Lupa?!"]]
* '''Todd:''' I'd like to point out that Creator/DavidCross titled his memoirs 'I Drink for a Reason'. [[INeedAFreakingDrink This is the reason.]]
* ''''[[RunningGag I AM NOT OBSESSED]] [[BerserkButton WITH ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS]]!"'''
* When Alvin, voiced by Justin Long, makes a reference to the movie ''{{Dodgeball}}'', Film Brain's pondering of this meta-scene causes the universe to undergo a RealityBreakingParadox (again).
* When the chipmunks ride a cup on top of a blender while singing "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)", Film Brain acknowledges that it's still better than the Flo Rida version, while Todd acknowledges that three chipmunks fit neatly in a blender.
* '''Todd:''' So, how do you think it'd smell if you pressed Alvin in a George Foreman grill? I'm guessing delicious.
* Shortly after the Chipettes first appear:
-->'''Todd:''' They're naked. This is bothering me.\\
'''Film Brain:''' Thank you! I'm glad I'm not the only one.
* The "two-for-one sale" joke[[hottip:*:"Pedophilia ''and'' bestiality!"]], perhaps the darkest bit of humor ever uttered by Film Brain.
* After the scene when Theodore is in bed with Toby after he gives him a "Dutch Oven" by accident.
-->'''Todd:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh good, the obligatory]] [[ToiletHumor fart joke]].
-->'''FB:''' (mimicking a child) Daddy, what's a Dutch Oven?
* Both expressing confusion over the movie's totally random cameo [[spoiler:of Digger, the [=NASCAR=] gopher]].
-->'''Todd:''' Who? No; WHY?
-->'''FB:''' Maybe it's to set up his own movie?
-->'''Todd:''' Did he get one?
-->'''FB:''' No.
-->''(Todd {{Face Palm}}s while FB tosses his hands in the air)''
* After mentioning that Film Brain had recently reviewed ''Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son'':
-->'''Todd:''' How can you stand to watch this stuff? \\
'''FB:''' ''(maniacally cheerful) '''BECAUSE I'M INSANE!!!''' ''(Huge crazy grin, steepled hands)''\\
'''Todd:''' Yeah, no shit!
* Aleksandr from the UK's Compare The Market[=/=]Compare The Meerkat advertising campaign for an insurance comparison website popping up with a "[[{{Catchphrase}} Simples]]" much to Todd's confusion, and Film Brain's noting that [[SmallReferencePools it's a UK thing]] & reassuring Todd that the Brits will have found the joke funny.
* The CallBack to the ''SundaySchoolMusical'' crossover:
-->'''Todd:''' You see, their music program is gonna be shut down unless the school wins a music competition. Now that sounds familiar.
-->'''FB:''' I'm pretty sure there's a black Christian choir who can help you out with that.
* The duo's reaction to the football scene with its bizarre reference.
-->'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]:'''A SilenceOfTheLambs reference?! [[SarcasmMode Yeah, THAT'S a film kids should be aware of.]]
-->'''Todd:''' Hey, maybe they'll reenact the mangina sequence next. *Creepy grin* *Film Brain backs away slowly*
* Film Brain's notion of the rest of the football scene:
-->'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]:''' They throw the ball with Alvin on it, which, I'm pretty sure is cheating, but there you go. *Alvin falls* [[HopeSpot Ooo, he's dead!]] *Alvin gets up* Nooo, of course not, but he ends up scoring the winning touchdown, if you can call it that.
* Todd's quick lecture on how to properly scream "Alvin".
-->'''Todd''': Note the implied threat of violence. That's how it's done.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Blade Trinity]]
* On the notorious "cock-juggling thundercunt" line, FB's Misogyny Meter overloads and detonates.
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick Maven]] angrily demands to know why she wasn't asked to guest-review, being the vampire fangirl that she is. FB happily offers to let her join him. She accepts... just as the film reaches a scene where Dracula brutally slaughters the owners of a Goth vampire-kitsch shop. Maven runs like hell.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Batman Returns]]
* Whenever Sage summons his demon voice, really.
* When Sage arrives:
-->'''Sage:''' Hello, Film Brain. I'm here to take your soul to hell.
-->'''Film Brain:''' Sage, first, you are aware you're in Swindon, right? I'm already fucked. And second, I've been expecting you as well.
-->'''Sage:''' I really shouldn't have tweeted about my England trip.
* The cracks about ChristopherWalken 's hair in the movie
* This exchange after The Penguin's reveal:
-->'''Penguin''':''I believe the word your looking for is: ARHHHHHH!''
-->'''Film Brain''': Uh, no, not really. It's just {{Danny DeVito}} in heavy makeup. It's really not all that scary.
-->'''Sage''': THIS!IS NOT! THE PENGUIN!!!!
-->'''Film Brain''': Now ''that's'' scary.
* At the end, after Sage complained about the outdated Prince soundtrack in the first Batman movie:
-->'''Film Brain''' I'm Matthew Buck, and he's Bennett the Sage, beating down bad movies everywhere. And to play us out-
-->'''Sage:''' Not Prince!
-->'''Film Brain''': Seal.
-->'''Sage''': ... [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Ooohhh....]]
--> ''[Kiss From a Rose plays over the end credits]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Cavern]]
* When it turns out the creature is a caveman:
--> [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Yabba-dabba]][[{{Asspull}} -bullshit]]!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Die Another Day]]
* His disgusted response when Moneypenny is shown to have been using the virtual reality glasses to shag Bond, and the horror upon thinking on that further...
[[/folder]]

[[folder:I Love You Beth Cooper]]
* His reaction to the film getting the release date wrong.
-->Film Brain: And for the record, Scarface came out in 1983, not 1982. See what you've made me do? You've turned me into the pedantic guy who corrects the irritating bloke that spouts movie quotes! You've turned me into everything I hate, and all you had to do was check IMDB.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Gone Fishin]]
* His pre-clip start summary.
-->Film Brain: So let's take this fish and give it a gutting and de-boning for a delicious beatdown. [[{{LampshadeHanging}} And even by my standards, that was incredibly forced.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Hangover Part II]]
* Realizing how much the movie is cribbing from the previous installment.
-->Film Brain (increasingly anguished as the camera zooms in): Again. Again. Again! Again!
* His anger at the filmmakers constantly sidelining Justin Bartha, even in the THIRD ONE. (Even though, based on the setup they chose for this one, you would have thought they'd have, maybe, actually lost Ed Helms.)
-->Film Brain: Justin Bartha, stop being useless!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Project X]]
* Film Brain constantly getting irritated at how much of the cast consists of [[TheDanza Danzas]]
* His introduction of the "Screw Costa" Count.
--> Film Brain: And since he's so personally responsible for everything that happens, I'll be keeping what I call a "Screw Costa" Count. I'd say he's at about a 2 so far. "Screw Costa: 2" pops on the screen.
* Wondering what the party members mouths taste like.
--> Film Brain: Mmm. Smells like alcohol, vomit and low self-esteem.
* Claiming that he does actually go out and socialize, using a secret on the TGWTG confessions blog that mentions him being at a party as prove. Then he quips about how after it was posted all of his fellow producers messaged him because they were so surprised by the fact.
* Wondering why so many wild parties feature people breaking things for fun. And then getting excited as he rips up a random piece of paper.
[[/folder]]

----

[[folder:Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li]]
* "When she gets home, she visits her mum! Who is covered in pasty makeup. Oh wait, she's dying. ... Well that kind of sucks."
* "[[StandardFemaleGrabArea OH NO! HE'S MILDLY GRIPPED ME BY THE ARM!]]"
* This exchange:
--> '''Chun-Li:''' I've never been so close.
--> '''Film Brain:''' And yet so far?
--> '''Chun-Li:''' And so far away
--> '''Film Brain:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F*ck]] [[ClicheStorm me this is trite.]]
* Another exchange:
-->'''Gen''': Only in the dark do all colors become one. ''(pushes Chun-Li into a spinning saw)''
-->'''Film Brain''': Holy shit, his methods are a bit extreme, aren't they! She nearly became one with a circular saw.

[[folder:The Ugly Truth]]

--> '''Gerard Butler:''' You want to thank your pussy for me there?
--> '''Film Brain:''' Boy, he's just like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
* The dictionary bit after a scene with Katherine Heigl's vibrating panties activating in a restaurant.
* "I'm ashamed of having a penis now. I hope you're happy."

[[folder:D-War]]
* After a character runs from a giant snake (the BigBad), and then runs back out after encountering TheDragon (who, in spite of the trope and the movie, is ''not'' a dragon):
--> "No, go back into the house, not around the corner. See now there's [[TheDragon the evil dude!]] No ''don't run towards the giant serpent you fool!'' Oh, see? You're dead now. You're dead because [[TooDumbToLive you're stupid.]] [[ShapedLikeItself You're stupid and you're dead!]]"
* His "impersonation" of the little boy in the flashback
--> (falsetto) "Umm, Sir, I hate to say this but YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR F***ING MIND! COME BACK DADDY COME BACK!!!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Evan Almighty]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' ''Quick! Steve Carell is going to do another Jim Carrey sequel, The Number 614! Four sixes, minus one six *gasp* that's 666! Sign of the devil!''

[[folder:Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus]]
* Once the two giant monsters finally encounter each other, the characters can't tell what they're doing.
--> '''Film Brain'': "From the look of it, they're either f***ing each other up or just f***ing each other."
* From the same review, Film Brain's growing anger every time the movie inexplicably went to an establishing shot without changing location.
* "...So [[Franchise/StarTrek Mr. Sulu]] needs to go back to the 22nd century- I mean, Tokyo. Which if you think about it is the same thing."
* After a character says "Madness", Film Brain gives the obligatory "THIS! IS! SPARTA!", then smiles and says, "Couldn't resist."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live Wire]]
* When there's a random sex scene, he first wonders if he accidentally changed the TV to a porno channel. [[CovertPervert Then he gets out binoculars]].

[[folder:Ironclad]]

-->'''Film Brain:''' The battle scenes are so fierce that [[RatedMForManly I think I grew an extra set of testicles!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Unborn]]
* This gem:

[[folder:The Riddle]]
* When the bum (secretly [[spoiler:an immortal Charles Dickens]] appears, his first line is overdubbed with [[WebVideo/BumReviews "Change! Ya got change?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li]]
* "When she gets home, she visits her mum! Who is covered in pasty makeup. Oh wait, she's dying. ... Well that kind of sucks."
* "[[StandardFemaleGrabArea OH NO! HE'S MILDLY GRIPPED ME BY THE ARM!]]"
* This exchange:
--> '''Chun-Li:''' I've never been so close.
--> '''Film Brain:''' And yet so far?
--> '''Chun-Li:''' And so far away
--> '''Film Brain:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F*ck]] [[ClicheStorm me this is trite.]]
* Another exchange:
-->'''Gen''': Only in the dark do all colors become one. ''(pushes Chun-Li into a spinning saw)''
-->'''Film Brain''': Holy shit, his methods are a bit extreme, aren't they! She nearly became one with a circular saw.

[[folder:Meteor]]
* He points out the InformedWrongness of the film's [[StrawmanPolitical Strawman]].
-->'''General Adlon:''' I consider allowing the Russians to come into this center to be a grave error.
-->'''Film Brain:''' He ''[[StrawmanHasAPoint has]]'' [[StrawmanHasAPoint actually got a point there]] considering this is the ColdWar, but hey, [[{{Anvilicious}} that might get in the way of the message]], so he's actually an intolerant bigot for saying that. INTOLERANT! INTOLERANT!

[[folder:Ratatoing]]
* It starts with Professor Celluloid after a successful HostileShowTakeover. He then tries to review ''Film/DieHard.'' About a minute in, Celluloid gets punched from offscreen, and then it [[SmashCut smash cuts]] to Film Brain starting his intro as normal while nursing his sore hand.
* Matthew gets bored during the endless repetition of the "gearing up to move out" footage:
-->"And this carries on, and on, and on, and on, and on, [[MemeticMutation apply directly to the forehead]], and on, and on..."
* His HeroicBSOD after a long bit culminating in "The button is a switch!"
* After a particularly horrendous bit of animation:
-->'''Film Brain:''' "''That.'' Was. ''Crap.''"
* "''INNUENDO!''" *''The caption reading'': [[AC: OMGWTFSEXLOL!!11!!]]*

[[folder:The Ugly Truth]]
* This exchange:
--> '''Gerard Butler:''' You want to thank your pussy for me there?
--> '''Film Brain:''' Boy, he's just like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
* The dictionary bit after a scene with Katherine Heigl's vibrating panties activating in a restaurant.
* "I'm ashamed of having a penis now. I hope you're happy."

[[folder:Men in Black II]]
* This exchange:
--> '''Film Brain:''' [[MichaelJackson The King of Pop]] isn't dead, that's just his cover.
--> '''Sock:''' [[DudeNotFunny VERY VERY WRONG!]]

[[folder:Cobra]]
* The Phelous-esque cartoon noises for the cars leaping up from speed bumps, over and over...

[[folder:Driven]]
* "Originally intended as a biopic of the late Ayrton Senna, it evolved into a racing movie set in FormulaOne. One problem: the Formula One bosses took one look at the script and told Stallone to get stuffed."
* "So the film starts in Long Beach, no it starts in Miami, no it's in Mexico, HOLY CRAP WHERE ARE WE?"
* When Stallone easily head-dodges a [[SpecialEffectFailure manhole cover]] "Mmmm, fake."
* After an especially stupid moment:
-->'''''"HELLO!?''' CONTINUITY!? GOD, THIS MOVIE IS MADE BY F*CKING RETARDS!!''

[[folder:Paul Blart: Mall Cop]]
* After an especially stupid moment:
-->'' [[PulpFiction "HUMOR MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"]]''

[[folder:D-War]]
* After a character runs from a giant snake (the BigBad), and then runs back out after encountering TheDragon (who, in spite of the trope and the movie, is ''not'' a dragon):
--> "No, go back into the house, not around the corner. See now there's [[TheDragon the evil dude!]] No ''don't run towards the giant serpent you fool!'' Oh, see? You're dead now. You're dead because [[TooDumbToLive you're stupid.]] [[ShapedLikeItself You're stupid and you're dead!]]"
* His "impersonation" of the little boy in the flashback
--> (falsetto) "Umm, Sir, I hate to say this but YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR F***ING MIND! COME BACK DADDY COME BACK!!!"

[[folder:Bride Wars]]
* Welshy's cameos, including him dancing to the original Oompa-Loompa song.

[[folder:Epic Movie]]
* When a part in the Narnia 'Cribs' parody skips itself repeatedly, he comments:
--> "And it seems the audience has just paid for a low-grade WebAnimation/YouTubePoop on the big screen!"
* Which at that point starts to repeat him saying 'Screen!' over and over until it becomes "[=ScrScrScrScr!=]", interlaced with King Harkinian from VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames saying "Dinner!"
** [[HypocriticalHumor O_O]]
* At one point, he gets sick of how childish the movie is and states "I'm too old for this shit."
* "She can't read! '''''LAUGH!!'''''"
* (Seeing random nudity) "I'm guessing ''that'' wasn't in the PG-13 version" and eventually wrapping that bit with "And by the way, ''[[TheInternetIsForPorn porn can be found on the internet]]!''"
* Pointing out that the film just seems to end up taking jokes and things from other films, and when he sees a joke 'taken' from Borat -
-->'''Film Brain:''' '''THAT'S THE SAME JOKE!''' With ''ONE'' word changed! ''The same joke!'' This isn't parody or plagiarism, this is downright ''THEFT''!
* "Look guys, there's a difference between parody and plagiarism! THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING!"

[[folder:Evan Almighty]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' ''Quick! Steve Carell is going to do another Jim Carrey sequel, The Number 614! Four sixes, minus one six *gasp* that's 666! Sign of the devil!''

[[folder:Transmorphers]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' ...I mean it's not like there's a ''sequel'' to it or any-
--> -*Boxart for ''Transmorphers: The Fall of Man'' is shown.
-->'''Film Brain:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F*ck]]...
* The bit when the opening {{infodump}} says that humanity found alien life in 2009. It being 2009, Professor Celluloid appears and announces that he's done just that. Cue dramatic music and a shot of space as... the Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses logo comes into view. It then goes to telescope view and shows [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] waving.
* At one point, one of the robots threatens him for insulting its [[SpecialEffectFailure laughably bad special effects]].
* "[[DullSurprise Damn. I burnt the damn muffins.]]"
* The "Err" counter.
-->'''Film Brain:''' Err, I think, err, he might be, err, making up his lines as he, ehhh-fing goes along.

-->'''Character:''' It rains up there 24/7.
-->'''Film Brain:''' Welcome to England! :D

[[folder:Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus]]
* Once the two giant monsters finally encounter each other, the characters can't tell what they're doing.
--> '''Film Brain'': "From the look of it, they're either f***ing each other up or just f***ing each other."
* From the same review, Film Brain's growing anger every time the movie inexplicably went to an establishing shot without changing location.
* "...So [[Franchise/StarTrek Mr. Sulu]] needs to go back to the 22nd century- I mean, Tokyo. Which if you think about it is the same thing."
* After a character says "Madness", Film Brain gives the obligatory "THIS! IS! SPARTA!", then smiles and says, "Couldn't resist."

[[folder:Hudson Hawk]]
* Him envisioning what the writing process for a particularly choppy scene:
-->'''Writer:''' Eddie and Tony jump of the roof and then..... hmmm, now how do I end that scene. Oh I got it! They land in the next scene! I am a genius.
* "This couple from hell are the Mayflowers, Darwin and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sandra Bernhard, whose grotesque performances may have set acting back a couple of ''decades''."
* And because random equals funny to filmmakers Fred [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]].
* This:
-->Mario Brother: Subtlety's not one of our strong points.
-->Film Brain: No kidding.
* Film Brain demonstrates mugging: By flailing about with a SlasherSmile on his face and shouting "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DID ALL MY REVIEWS LIKE THIS? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"
* "You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination. That is if there's any world left after Richard E.Grant's monstrous [[ChewingTheScenery scenery chomping]]."
* The ''CSIMiami'' reference when Eddie and [=KitKat=] (David Caruso) take off their glasses.
* "These scenes may have worked if BruceWillis and Andie [=MacDowell=] had any chemistry. Or Jokes. Or anything remotely entertaining."
* And This:
-->Butterfinger: Do you want me to rape em?
-->Film Brain: [[DudeNotFunny Wow, that was spectacularly unfunny. Go home and think about what you did]].
* "With all the rewrites I'm sure the fact that this makes no sense was completely unintentional."
* Playing "Never Gonna Give You Up" as two people he refers two as "The Rick Astleys" get shot in the head.
* [[HypocriticalHumor "Why are we saying words twice twice? It's not funny funny!"]]
* This exchange:
-->Darwin: I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career.
-->Film Brain: I expect the people making the films sympathize.
* "Oh I'm sorry did I say paralyzation darts? I meant idiotic grinning darts."
* "I'm not even angry. I just pity them"
* "You really suck at this comedy thing, don't you, Andie [=MacDowell=]?"
* "Darwin responds by humping the air and making a speech [[LargeHam hammier than a delicatessen]]."
* The entire opening with him and [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] taking shots at each other.
* "Yikes! Even the TriStar horse has turned on Bruce!"
* This exchange:
-->'''Darwin:'''"What can I say? [[CardCarryingvillain I'm the villain.]]"
-->'''Film Brain:'''"No shit."

[[folder:Mega Piranha]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' I'm a stereotype! I blow everything up!
** When Paul explains the situation to his boss.
--->'''Jason:''' "It wasn't an explosion," *scoffing* "and it wasn't terrorists." *dead serious* "'''[[{{Narm}} It was giant piranha.]]'''"
--->'''Film Brain:''' "Sir, those theories were ''ludicrous.'' Of course they were killed by giant mutated killer fish!" *{{Beat}}* "Stop laughing!"
** Brain laughing at the giant piranha crashing into a random building.
** The video game sequence involving Jason kicking the piranhas for one ups. Oddly enough, there's no comparison to Guile from ''StreetFighter''.

[[folder:Equilibrium]]
* The end of his review, where he summarizes the film in the style of Bum Reviews.
** '''[[PreciousPuppies PUPPIES!]]''' ♥ ♥ ♥

[[folder:OnDeadlyGround]]
* "Not my manly balls! Heeeeeee...."
* After Forrest sets a bunch of traps in the woods for the mercenaries after him:
--->'''Film Brain:''' And then we get to see what would happen if StevenSeagal played Pierce Brosnan's role in ''SeraphimFalls''.
--->''*montage of all the bad guys falling into traps and dying in ridiculous ways*''
--->'''Film Brain:''' ...[[BoringInvincibleHero a much shorter movie]].
* "Besides, [[TemptingFate do we really need to picture Seagal in a bikin]]- [[BrainBleach OH GOD! It hurts! It hurts!]]"
* TheStinger.
--->'''Forrest:''' Are you a man?
--->[[spoiler:'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]:''' I AM A MAN! *PUNCH*]]
* When the Eskimo dressed as a raven starts cawing, the look on Film Brain's face is ''priceless''. And it gets even better when he asks if someone spiked his tea.

[[folder:10,000 B.C.]]
* Playing TheFlintstones theme song during the end credits of the review was a stroke of genius.
* His numerous hilarious fits of rage over the plentiful [[YouFailHistoryForever history fail]] and [[YouFailGeographyForever geography fail]]. Especially the fact that they trekked all the way from Russia to the pyramids and it's supposed to be set thousands of years before there were ANY pyramids in Egypt.
** He reacts to the pyramids by first beating himself repeatedly with an Indiana Jones boxset and then a wall.
* Using the death tune from Super Mario Bros. (twice!) for the deaths of two characters was hysterical.
* "What next, nuclear weapons? Well, that might actually make the film entertaining."
* [[{{Braveheart}} "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our wigs!"]]

[[folder:TheAdventuresOfPlutoNash]]
* His rebuttal to a scene in which a speaker is heard playing from an oncoming car:
--->(leans directly into camera) THERE IS NO SOUND IN SPACE!
* This echoes, zooming out progressively and progressively further, until we get a full picture of Earth, at which point the audio goes completely mute.
-->See? No sound.
* At one point, he goes on an [[MundaneMadeAwesome EPIC QUEST]] to try to understand a stupid joke about Salt Lake City.[[note]]It had to do with the city's reputation of being ridiculously uptight, which probably wouldn't be familiar to almost anyone outside {{Eagleland}} and some Americans to boot.[[/note]] After his computer freezes up, he runs halfway across town, threatens someone into letting him use their computer, looks the city up on Wikipedia, laughs... then says the joke wasn't funny and it wasn't worth it. All accompanied by the ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' theme.
* The scene where he rummages through a briefcase:
--> Let's see...[[PulpFiction Vincent Vega's soul]]...a copy of ComingToAmerica...undies...hat...[[{{Squee}} haha]]! And (something grabs his hand) AAH!! AAH!! AAH!!

[[folder:X-Men Origins: Wolverine]]
* Pretty much any of his fanboying before backtracking over how awesome Ryan Reynolds is in Wolverine.
* Also, his reaction to [[spoiler:Wolverine blocking an eyebeam-blast from [[InNameOnly Dudepeel]] with his claws]].
--->Allow me to demonstrate what is wrong with this using a fork. *pulls one out and points at the tines* ''You see what the problem might be?''

[[folder:FinalDestination3]]
* After fluid starts leaking from the mechanism keeping the safety restraints in place on a rollercoaster:
-->Pssst! ''*leans in close* Rollercoasters don't work that way. ''[[ShownTheirWork They use air]].''

[[folder:Hollywood Homicide]]
* "I think the sight of Harrison Ford chowing down on a donut mid-coitus has put me off sex for life."

[[folder:TheJazzSinger]]
* His impression of LaurenceOlivier's ridiculous overacting, wherein he runs around the house flailing his arms and moaning until Professor Celluloid slaps him.

[[folder:ChristmasWithTheKranks]]
* When ''ChristmasWithTheKranks'' starts giving him flashbacks to ''Film/JingleAllTheWay'', he narrates over the scene in an [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Ahnold]] voice.

[[folder:MissionImpossibleII]]
* The beginning of the review. Particularly DougWalker in a BadBoss persona greeting him as, "Heeeey, ''{{Equilibrium}}'' [[NeverLiveItDown douchebag]]!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fast 5]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Film Brain:''' I literally had to bribe someone to go see this film!
-->'''Jon''': I made twenty pounds! And it wasn't worth a single penny.
-->'''Film Brain:''' What he said.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film Brain Tries Mountain Dew]]
* The bottles have a luminous glow, so they have a lightsaber battle.
* "You know its good when it warns you to drink it in moderation."
* Then they pour it into a cup to see what color it is.
--->'''Mathew''': It's got a very yellow color like...piss.
--->'''Braedon''': It would be funny if I came out of the bathroom and was like, here you go!
--->'''Mathew''': Yes, thank you for the very carbonated piss you've got there.
--->'''Braedon''': I jumped up and down a lot.
* Chris trying to decide what Mountain Dew tastes like.
--->'''Chris''': [[ShapedLikeItself Mountain Dew tastes like Mountain Dew and I have no idea what Mountain Dew tasted like before I tasted Mountain Dew...]]
--->'''Mathew''': But did you like it?
--->'''Chris''': I don't know! It tastes like sugar with a bit of something that I can't pinpoint. It says it's citrus but I don't really know what it tastes like. It tastes like...it tastes like what I imagined carpets tasted like before I actually tried to eat the carpet.
--->'''Mathew''': It wasn't that bad!
--->'''Chris''': No when I was little I would look at the carpet and go "Mmm, that looks tasty"! Until the day I actually tried to eat it...
--->'''Braedon''': [[DoubleEntendre Did the carpet taste the same as the drapes?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live Streams]]
* Another one of his live streams took place in the same house as several of his friends, who (to his dismay) where watching the stream in the next room and, somehow, getting a laugh out of the five second delay between him saying things in real life and saying them on the stream. Eventually they decided to crash into his room with nerf guns and mooning. As many people put it, "It's like a bad live action fanfic".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Projector Reviews]]
* This exchange from the Fast 5 review:
-->'''Film Brain:''' I literally had to bribe someone to go see this film!
-->'''Jon''': I made twenty pounds! And it wasn't worth a single penny.
-->'''Film Brain:''' What he said.
* The ''Projector'' review of ''Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked'' starts out with him talking in a chipmunk voice. As a bonus, he includes another video of the other TGWTG cast chipmunked.
* Noting in his review of ''The Sweeney'' how we're expected to like Regan because he's having an affair with the villain's wife:
--> "Orrr, get in there, Regan! With your PENIS!"
[[/folder]]

* From the crossover with [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] in ''Film/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen'':
** Film Brain reveals that his coat is [[Series/DoctorWho dimensionally transcendental]], due to the number of [=DVDs=] he owns.
** "The Ralph thing stopped being funny months ago."
** Elisa suddenly popping up when the film makes a ''PhantomOfTheOpera'' joke.
** Their commentary on the inconsistencies of [[Literature/ThePictureOfDorianGray Dorian Gray]].
** Parodying Quatermain's death scene.
---> '''Oancitizen:''' [[Film/FindingForrester You're... the man... now... dog.]]
---> '''Film Brain:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOO!]]
** The opening sequence is a revised version of the WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh intro. The original was implausible enough, but with clips from Film Brain's wheelhouse included, it becomes downright absurd.
* From the crossover with WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows to review ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks: The Squeakquel'':
** When Film Brain tells Todd the film they'll be be reviewing is ''The Squeakquel'', Todd picks up a shotgun. When Todd appears in the hotel after the opening titles, he mentions he wasn't allowed to bring it on the plane.
*** Right before this, Todd eagerly answering the Skype alert with [[HopelessSuitor "Lupa, Lupa?!"]]
** '''Todd:''' I'd like to point out that Creator/DavidCross titled his memoirs 'I Drink for a Reason'. [[INeedAFreakingDrink This is the reason.]]
** ''''[[RunningGag I AM NOT OBSESSED]] [[BerserkButton WITH ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS]]!"'''
** When Alvin, voiced by Justin Long, makes a reference to the movie ''{{Dodgeball}}'', Film Brain's pondering of this meta-scene causes the universe to undergo a RealityBreakingParadox (again).
** When the chipmunks ride a cup on top of a blender while singing "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)", Film Brain acknowledges that it's still better than the Flo Rida version, while Todd acknowledges that three chipmunks fit neatly in a blender.
** '''Todd:''' So, how do you think it'd smell if you pressed Alvin in a George Foreman grill? I'm guessing delicious.
** Shortly after the Chipettes first appear:
--->'''Todd:''' They're naked. This is bothering me.\\

** The "two-for-one sale" joke[[hottip:*:"Pedophilia ''and'' bestiality!"]], perhaps the darkest bit of humor ever uttered by Film Brain.
** After the scene when Theodore is in bed with Toby after he gives him a "Dutch Oven" by accident.
--->'''Todd:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh good, the obligatory]] [[ToiletHumor fart joke]].
--->'''FB:''' (mimicking a child) Daddy, what's a Dutch Oven?
** Both expressing confusion over the movie's totally random cameo [[spoiler:of Digger, the [=NASCAR=] gopher]].
--->'''Todd:''' Who? No; WHY?
--->'''FB:''' Maybe it's to set up his own movie?
--->'''Todd:''' Did he get one?
--->'''FB:''' No.
--->''(Todd {{Face Palm}}s while FB tosses his hands in the air)''
** After mentioning that Film Brain had recently reviewed ''Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son'':
--->'''Todd:''' How can you stand to watch this stuff? \\

** Aleksandr from the UK's Compare The Market[=/=]Compare The Meerkat advertising campaign for an insurance comparison website popping up with a "[[{{Catchphrase}} Simples]]" much to Todd's confusion, and Film Brain's noting that [[SmallReferencePools it's a UK thing]] & reassuring Todd that the Brits will have found the joke funny.
** The CallBack to the ''SundaySchoolMusical'' crossover:
--->'''Todd:''' You see, their music program is gonna be shut down unless the school wins a music competition. Now that sounds familiar.
--->'''FB:''' I'm pretty sure there's a black Christian choir who can help you out with that.
** The duo's reaction to the football scene with its bizarre reference.
--->'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]:'''A SilenceOfTheLambs reference?! [[SarcasmMode Yeah, THAT'S a film kids should be aware of.]]
--->'''Todd:''' Hey, maybe they'll reenact the mangina sequence next. *Creepy grin* *Film Brain backs away slowly*
** Film Brain's notion of the rest of the football scene:
--->'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]:''' They throw the ball with Alvin on it, which, I'm pretty sure is cheating, but there you go. *Alvin falls* [[HopeSpot Ooo, he's dead!]] *Alvin gets up* Nooo, of course not, but he ends up scoring the winning touchdown, if you can call it that.
** Todd's quick lecture on how to properly scream "Alvin".

* ''BladeTrinity'': On the notorious "cock-juggling thundercunt" line, FB's Misogyny Meter overloads and detonates.
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick Maven]] angrily demands to know why she wasn't asked to guest-review, being the vampire fangirl that she is. FB happily offers to let her join him. She accepts... just as the film reaches a scene where Dracula brutally slaughters the owners of a Goth vampire-kitsch shop. Maven runs like hell.

* From his crossover with BennettTheSage on ''Film/BatmanReturns'':
** Whenever Sage summons his demon voice, really.
** When Sage arrives:

** The cracks about ChristopherWalken 's hair in the movie
** This exchange after The Penguin's reveal:
--->'''Penguin''':''I believe the word your looking for is: ARHHHHHH!''
--->'''Film Brain''': Uh, no, not really. It's just {{Danny DeVito}} in heavy makeup. It's really not all that scary.
--->'''Sage''': THIS!IS NOT! THE PENGUIN!!!!
--->'''Film Brain''': Now ''that's'' scary.
** At the end, after Sage complained about the outdated Prince soundtrack in the first Batman movie:
--->'''Film Brain''' I'm Matthew Buck, and he's Bennett the Sage, beating down bad movies everywhere. And to play us out-
--->'''Sage:''' Not Prince!
--->'''Film Brain''': Seal.
--->'''Sage''': ... [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Ooohhh....]]
---> ''[Kiss From a Rose plays over the end credits]''
* In ''The Cavern'' review, where it turns out the creature is... a caveman.

* From ''Film/DieAnotherDay'':
** His disgusted response when Moneypenny is shown to have been using the virtual reality glasses to shag Bond, and the horror upon thinking on that further...
* From ''ILoveYouBethCooper'':
** His reaction to the film getting the release date wrong.

* From ''GoneFishin'':
** His pre-clip start summary.

* From ''TheHangoverPartII'':
** Realizing how much the movie is cribbing from the previous installment.

** His anger at the filmmakers constantly sidelining Justin Bartha, even in the THIRD ONE. (Even though, based on the setup they chose for this one, you would have thought they'd have, maybe, actually lost Ed Helms.)

* From ''Project X'':
** Film Brain constantly getting irritated at how much of the cast consists of [[TheDanza Danzas]]
** His introduction of the "Screw Costa" Count.

** Wondering what the party members mouths taste like.

** Claiming that he does actually go out and socialize, using a secret on the TGWTG confessions blog that mentions him being at a party as prove. Then he quips about how after it was posted all of his fellow producers messaged him because they were so surprised by the fact.
** Wondering why so many wild parties feature people breaking things for fun. And then getting excited as he rips up a random piece of paper.

* From ''TheHappening'':
** A shot of Matthew running in a field: "RUN AWAY FROM THE WIND!!!"
** The ominous clouds are only ominous because of the string music - as Brain demonstrates by switching the music to the theme from ''TheMagicRoundabout''.
** The film's mention of Colony Collapse Disorder for RippedFromTheHeadlines points fails to connect with Mark Walberg's characters' students:
---> '''Film Brain:''' Why don't any of you care about the bees? Nicholas over here is really passionate about it! \\

** When the review is almost done, he starts a counter of how many times the word "happening" is being said, and even includes all the times it's been previously said.
** At the very end of the review, Matthew walks up to a tree and says, "SCREW YOU TREE", while dramatic music plays.
** "I've seen military men say plenty of things under stress. '[[UnusualEuphemism Cheese and crackers]]' is not one of them."
* He becomes so desensitized by the endless brutality in ''Reckoning Day'' that he starts eating a sandwich while waiting for the more violent scenes to play through.
* From his review of LittleFockers, we get...
** "RUN AWAY!"
** Making fun of the poorly-edited DustinHoffman scenes.
---> I'll just stand back here until they need more for more reshoots!
* When the bum (secretly [[spoiler:an immortal Charles Dickens]] appears in ''The Riddle'', his first line is overdubbed with [[WebVideo/BumReviews "Change! Ya got change?!]]
* From the ''SuckerPunch'' review:
** Linkara bursting into the hotel room thinking it was [[FrankMiller "Miller Time"]], due to Brain's brief chant of "virgins and whores".
*** Given that Bennett has trapped them in the room, they briefly wonder how Linkara managed to do that. [[LampshadeHanging Then they go back to the review]].
** Film Brain demands that Jesu prove that the room is hers. Cue a sleeping Nash rolling over and trying to spoon with him. And somehow, Film Brain managed to get into the bed [[RuleOfPerception without noticing that anyone else was there]].
** Poké-Nash!
--->'''Jesu''': Nash! I choose you!
--->*Nash appears with a :D face*
--->'''Jesu''': Use Dynamic Punch!
--->'''Nash''': [[HulkSpeak Nash Smash!]]
--->*Is subsequently vaporized by Bennett*
** Shortly after...
--->'''Bennett''': Your Dynamicpunch wasn't very effective, but let's see how you handle my...''Sucker Punch''.
--->'''Film Brain''': My god! ...that was a GHASTLY pun!
--->'''Jesu''': *Simply stares at Film Brain before giving him a Dope Slap*
** Speaking of puns:
---> '''FB''': ''(after Jesu gave him royalty money for "FEMINISM!" in US money)'' I only accept real United Kingdom currency. Not that silly, floppy cloth money. Silly American.
---> '''Jesu''': Alright, in that case here's a pound! ''(delivers an uppercut)''
** '''SYMBOLISM!!!11!!OMGWTFGENIUS!!''' being replaced with '''FEMINISM!!!11!!OMGWTFGENIUS!!'''
*** And it gets to the point where the two of them just mumble it because they've used it so much.
---->'''FB and JO:''' Femminismuh...
---->'''Caption:''' femisughgouabuuuh
** Film Brain's fearful assertion that [[ForbiddenChekhovsGun they shouldn't use it too much.]]
** The nonsensical nature of the film's RecursiveReality:
---> ''[JO and Film Brain strike dramatic poses]'' \\

** JO [[ChekhovsGag keeps her promise to beat Film Brain with the coffee maker.]] (Which happens [[DiscretionShot entirely in voiceover]].)
** TheStinger, which follows Film Brain and Jesu Otaku abusing the power of Feminism to defeat Bennett and [[spoiler: Film Brain turning into a woman]].
--->[[spoiler: '''Film Brain''']]: I have some lovely boobs. Would you like to go pawn shopping?
** Where did Nash go after Bennett zapped him? [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime The Ice King]]'s lair]].
** Film Brain commenting on the dream sequences:
---> Well, y'see, I couldn't decide on what movie I wanted to make, so I just made '''ALL OF THEM.'''
* From the crossover review of ''Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son'' with TheRapCritic:
** Film Brain trying to impress the Rap Critic with gangsta talk.
** When the Rap Critic says he has not seen the previous films, because he has better things to do:
--->'''Rap Critic:''' This drying paint is awesome.
--->'''Film Brain:''' He's luckier than I am.
--->'''Rap Critic:''' ''(looks closely at wall)'' I don't even think this is paint.
** Todd's cameo, especially when the Rap Critic dives out of frame.
** FB notes that the film is a ripoff of ''{{Glee}}'':
--->'''Rap Critic:''' Why didn't you show this to ToddInTheShadows, then?
--->'''Film Brain:''' Ah, but I want to inflict ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks: The Squeakquel'' on him someday!
--->'''Rap Critic:''' That poor fool...
*** Depending on how you view the exchange, it's either {{Foreshadowing}} or a BrickJoke, because he ''does''.
** The Rap Critic's response to Trent's constant use of "Damn!" whenever he sees a hot girl:
--->'''Rap Critic''': Damn! Damn! Damn! I swear, the stereotypical black guy from ''NotAnotherTeenMovie'' had more variation than this!
** "Synthetic. Vagina."
** At the end, when Big Momma starts rapping:
--->'''Film Brain''': That's it. Rap is dead.
--->'''Rap Critic''': I would just like to personally apologize for letting anyone know that this happened.
* During the ''Universal Soldier: the Return'' review, [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insano]] shows up with a shot glass full of what he claims is a Jean Claude Van Damme sperm sample, which he'll use to clone an army of Van Dammes that will fight his army of Bruce Lees solely for his own amusement.

* From ''Film/TheToothFairy''
** The montage song.
** All the jokes about Dwayne Johnson's sinking film career.
* From his crossover review with Lupa on ''Metal Man'', a hilariously poor [[TheMockbuster mockbuster]] of ''Film/IronMan'':
** All the jokes about the main character's situation and how it seems to keep getting worse with every new development, as well as the AlternateCharacterInterpretation of Dr. Blake.
*** To elaborate: the main character is forever trapped against his will in a metal suit without knowing beforehand it's impossible to remove, and must constantly listen to the AI Dr. Blake. Later on, his parents are murdered, he must forever subsist on a foul-tasting liquid (which will eventually run out, as Film Brain points out), having the suit damaged makes him prone to heart attacks and strokes and the AI Dr. Blake can view his dreams.
---->'''Film Brain:''' Hate to break it to you Doctor, but wearing a mechanical suit doesn't make you another species. And that certainly doesn't explain why you've condemned one of your students to ''wearing it for the rest of his life''. You've successfully taken away his family, his girlfriend and his ability to take a piss forever. ''That doesn't make you a hero, that makes you a dick!''
** The reviewers pointing out the film's high SpecialEffectFailure (especially considering it was made by a special effects expert), such as the screwed-up invisibility effect that causes the background to double up.
--->'''Film Brain:''' I think calling this ''"Metal Man"'' is probably pushing it. But let's face it, ''"Plastic and Rubber Man"'' wouldn't shift the [=DVDs=] off the shelves.
** The completely random part of the climax in which Metal Man deflects a missile, sending it skyward and hitting a plane.
** Lupa enters and declares "[[RunningGag I got the results of the test back]]: I am ''definitely'' the most annoying person on the site." And the way she seems so disappointed when Film Brain points out she's only the American champion and he's statistically the world's most annoying thing on TGWTG.