Funny / Projector

• This exchange from the Fast Five review:
  Matt: I literally had to bribe someone to go see this film!
  Jon: I made twenty pounds! And it wasn't worth a single penny.
  Matt: What he said.
• The review of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked starts out with him talking in a chipmunk voice. As a bonus, he includes another video of the other TGWTG cast chipmunked.
• From the review of The Sweeney:
  • Noting how we're expected to like Regan because he's having an affair with the Internal Affairs officer's wife:
  "Orrr, get in there, Regan! With your PENIS!"
  • Also:
  The only pre-tense to realism The Sweeny has, y'know, realism being an important part of that TV series, is sex scenes, two of them, with Ray Winstone. And that's not gritty realism, to be honest, that's just grim.
• This gem from the episode on Ironclad:
  Matthew Buck: The battle scenes are so fierce that I think I grew an extra set of testicles!

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