History Funny / ASongOfIceAndFire

!!Specific Books

* While it's used as a horrible means of humiliation for Tyrion, the dwarf joust show is ActuallyPrettyFunny. It involves two dwarves riding a pig and a dog, [[YouFightLikeACow exchanging colorful insults]] and getting confused about which mount belongs to which. In A Dance With Dragons, Tyrion meets Penny, one of the dwarf jousters, whose brother was killed because he resembled Tyrion. Penny complains that she had nowhere to go, she only knows how to mount comic joust shows and that needs ''two'' dwarves... Tyrion sees right through her intentions and [[NoJustNoReaction refuses blatantly]] to participate. [[spoiler: [[GilliganCut The next chapter starts with Tyrion riding the pig]].]]

* Hodor often livens up Bran chapters, aided by Martin's narration. Standouts include the line " 'Hodor', Hodor said doubtfully" and when Bran tells him to stop hodoring.

* In Arianne's second chapter, she is exasperated by her little fourteen-years-old cousin [[{{Tomboy}} Elia Sand]], who her father sent to her as a lady-in-waiting, but the girl just keeps getting in trouble in a [[NotSoDifferent very Arya-like fashion]]. Given Arianne's [[RebelliousPrincess past exploits]], her complain is HypocriticalHumor:

* Patchface's ramblings about life underwater suddenly become much funnier when you remember a [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid famous song]]...

!!''Literature/TalesOfDunkAndEgg''
* "The Hedge Knight": KnightErrant Dunk looks nothing like a traditional knight and this leads to a memorable first meeting with a sassy young lad at a inn [[spoiler: actually Prince Aegon Targaryen]]:
-->'''Dunk:''' I’ll want my palfrey rubbed down. And oats for all three. Can you tend to them?
-->'''Boy:''' I could. If I wanted.
-->'''Dunk:''' I’ll have none of that. I am a knight, I’ll have you know.
-->'''Boy:''' You don’t look to be a knight.
-->'''Dunk:''' Do all knights look the same?
-->'''Boy:''' No, but they don’t look like you, either.
* "The Hedge Knight": Prince Daeron the Drunkard comes up with quite a droll description of his [[RoyalBrat vicious, sadistic brother Aerion]]:
-->'''Daeron:''' Aerion's quite the monster. He thinks he's a dragon in human form, you know. That's why he was so wroth at that puppet show. A pity he wasn't born a Fossoway, then he'd think himself an apple and we'd all be a deal safer, but there you are.
* [[CampGay John the Fiddler]] [[spoiler: aka Daemon II Blackfyre]] blatant attraction to Dunk:
-->'''John to Lord Cockshaw:''' Look at the ''size'' of him. We want strong men.
** And later:
-->'''John the Fiddler:''' Where are you going, ser?
-->'''Dunk:''' To my bed, to sleep. I’m drunk as a dog.
-->'''John the Fiddler:''' Be my dog, ser. The night’s alive with promise. [[UnusualEuphemism We can howl together]], and [[TheImmodestOrgasm wake the very gods]].
** During the wedding feast, someone dedicates a toast to Bloodraven, but Ser Glendon simply pours out his wine. Maynard Plumm, who is implied to Bloodraven in disguise, simply says "A sad waste of good wine."

-->'''Myranda:''' Alas, all I have is a plump pair of teats. Though with Ser Lyn, a plump sausage under my skirts would serve me better.

* When Unwin Peake, Hand of the King, wants to betroth his daughter Myrielle to his king, Aegon III, the boy asks what will happen if he doesn't like her. Unwin says that Aegon only has to wed her, bed her, and make a son with her, and then says, "Your Grace does not like turnips, but when your cooks prepare them, you eat them, do you not?" Soon, everyone in the Seven Kingdoms starts calling poor Myrielle "Lady Turnips".

* When Unwin Peake, Hand of the King, wants to betroth his daughter Myrielle to his king, Aegon III, the boy asks what will happen if he doesn't like her. Unwin says, "Your Grace does not like turnips, but when your cooks prepare them, you eat them, do you not?" Soon, everyone in the Seven Kingdoms starts calling Myrielle "Lady Turnips".

* When Princess Rhaenyra's learns to be betrothed to [[AmbiguouslyGay Laenor Velaryon]]:

** Alliser Thorne at one point tries to use eunuch to put down Varys in A Clash of Kings, to which Littlefinger chimes in with "To his face, we call him Lord Eunuch"

-->'''Edd:'''I never win anything, the gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?
--> '''Grenn:'''Was it a long fall?Did landing in the pool of water save his life?
-->'''Edd:'''No. He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks.

* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa or Shae in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a Theatre/RichardIII type cackling villain.

-->'''John to Lord Cockshaw:''' Look at the ''[[FreudWasRight size]]'' of him. We want strong men.

* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a Theatre/RichardIII type cackling villain.

* In Theon's chapter, [[spoiler: Stamina]] is unaware of his [[SanitySlippage unstable mental health]] and his MadnessMantra so when he says it, he replies:

-->'''[[spoiler: Stamina]]:''' [[CaptainObvious I know your name]]. I know what you did.