History Funny / ASongOfIceAndFire

19th Oct '16 10:59:38 AM eleanorofaquitaine
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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a Theatre/RichardIII type cackling villain.

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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa or Shae in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a Theatre/RichardIII type cackling villain.
29th Sep '16 6:20:39 AM leraluna
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* In Theon's chapter, [[spoiler: Stamina]] is unaware of his [[SanitySlippage unstable mental health]] and his MadnessMantra so when he says it, he replies:

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* In Theon's chapter, [[spoiler: Stamina]] Stannis]] is unaware of his [[SanitySlippage unstable mental health]] and his MadnessMantra so when he says it, he replies:



-->'''[[spoiler: Stamina]]:''' [[CaptainObvious I know your name]]. I know what you did.

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-->'''[[spoiler: Stamina]]:''' Stannis]]:''' [[CaptainObvious I know your name]]. I know what you did.
29th Sep '16 6:03:11 AM leraluna
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* In Theon's chapter, [[spoiler: Stamina]] is unaware of his [[SanitySlippage unstable mental health]] and his MadnessMantra so when he says it, he replies:
-->'''Theon:''' Theon. My name is Theon.
-->'''[[spoiler: Stamina]]:''' [[CaptainObvious I know your name]]. I know what you did.
29th Sep '16 5:49:09 AM leraluna
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-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' ďIf you two are knights, Iím still a maiden. [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior And Iíll speak as I please]]. What will you do, kill me? I have lived too long already.

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-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' ďIf If you two are knights, Iím still a maiden. [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior And Iíll speak as I please]]. What will you do, kill me? I have lived too long already.
29th Sep '16 5:48:02 AM leraluna
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* In Arianne's second chapter, she is exasperated by her little fourteen-years-old cousin [[{{Tomboy}} Elia Sand]], who her father sent to her as a lady-in-waiting but the girl just keeps getting in trouble in a very Arya-like fashion. Given Arianne's [[RebelliousPrincess past exploits]], her complain is HypocriticalHumor:

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* In Arianne's second chapter, she is exasperated by her little fourteen-years-old cousin [[{{Tomboy}} Elia Sand]], who her father sent to her as a lady-in-waiting lady-in-waiting, but the girl just keeps getting in trouble in a [[NotSoDifferent very Arya-like fashion.fashion]]. Given Arianne's [[RebelliousPrincess past exploits]], her complain is HypocriticalHumor:



* Again in Arianne's chapter the Golden Company has taken Must wood, the seat of House Mertyns, but despite being a captive in her own home, the dowager Lady Mertyns is a CoolOldLady who [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior takes no shit from this bunch of sellswords]].

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* Again in Arianne's chapter the Golden Company has taken Must wood, Mistwood, the seat of House Mertyns, but despite being a captive in her own home, the dowager Lady Mertyns is a CoolOldLady who [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior takes no shit from this bunch of sellswords]].sellswords]], despite being a captive in her own home.
29th Sep '16 5:43:42 AM leraluna
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** Again in Alayne's chapter, Alayne asks about Lyn Corbray's brother, whose young new wife is pregnant.
-->'''Lyn Corbray:''' He remains at Heartís Home with his peddlerís daughter, watching her belly swell as if he were the first man who ever got a wench pregnant.
* In Arianne's second chapter, she is exasperated by her little fourteen-years-old cousin [[{{Tomboy}} Elia Sand]], who her father sent to her as a lady-in-waiting but the girl just keeps getting in trouble in a very Arya-like fashion. Given Arianne's [[RebelliousPrincess past exploits]], her complain is HypocriticalHumor:
-->'''Arianne to Daemon Sand:''' Why would my father inflict her on me?
-->'''Daemon Sand:''' Vengeance?
* Again in Arianne's chapter the Golden Company has taken Must wood, the seat of House Mertyns, but despite being a captive in her own home, the dowager Lady Mertyns is a CoolOldLady who [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior takes no shit from this bunch of sellswords]].
-->'''John Mudd:''' We are no thieves. Weíre [[InsistentTerminology foragers]].
-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' Did you buy all that food down in the yard?
** And later:
-->'''John Mudd:''' You should learn to speak more courteous to knights.
-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' ďIf you two are knights, Iím still a maiden. [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior And Iíll speak as I please]]. What will you do, kill me? I have lived too long already.
** And even gets away with calling out Jon Connington's men for the rapes committed:
-->'''John Mudd:''' [[BlatantLies No oneís been doing any raping]]. Connington wonít have that. We follow orders.
-->'''Chain:''' Some girls was ''[[InsistentTerminology persuaded]]'', might be.
-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' The same way our smallfolk were persuaded to give you all their crops. Melons or maidenheads, itís all the same to your sort. If you want it, you take it. If you should see this Lord Connington, you tell him that I knew his mother, and she would be ashamed.



--l->'''John the Fiddler:''' Be my dog, ser. The nightís alive with promise. [[UnusualEuphemism We can howl together]], and [[TheImmodestOrgasm wake the very gods]].

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--l->'''John -->'''John the Fiddler:''' Be my dog, ser. The nightís alive with promise. [[UnusualEuphemism We can howl together]], and [[TheImmodestOrgasm wake the very gods]].
29th Sep '16 4:33:16 AM leraluna
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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a RichardIII type cackling villain.

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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a RichardIII Theatre/RichardIII type cackling villain.
29th Sep '16 4:31:36 AM leraluna
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!!''The Winds of Winter''
* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a RichardIII type cackling villain.
* Alayne's new friend [[DeadpanSnarker Myranda Royce]] is the main source of CMOF in the chapter:
-->'''Myranda:''' The first Lady Waynwood must have been a mare, I think. How else to explain why all the Waynwood men are horse-faced? If I were ever to wed a Waynwood, he would have to swear a vow to don his helm whenever he wished to fuck me, and keep the visor ''closed''.
** Also when discussing about the OpenSecret of Lyn Corbray's need of money and ambiguous sexuality:
-->'''Myranda:''' Do you think if I asked nicely Ser Lyn would kill my suitors for me?
-->'''Alayne:''' He might, for a plump bag of gold.
-->'''Myranda:''' Alas, all I have is a plump pair of teats. Though with Ser Lyn, a plump sausage under my skirts would serve me better.
!!''Literature/TalesOfDunkAndEgg''
* "The Hedge Knight": KnightErrant Dunk looks nothing like a traditional knight and this leads to a memorable first meeting with a sassy young lad at a inn [[spoiler: actually Prince Aegon Targaryen]]:
-->'''Dunk:''' Iíll want my palfrey rubbed down. And oats for all three. Can you tend to them?
-->'''Boy:''' I could. If I wanted.
-->'''Dunk:''' Iíll have none of that. I am a knight, Iíll have you know.
-->'''Boy:''' You donít look to be a knight.
-->'''Dunk:''' Do all knights look the same?
-->'''Boy:''' No, but they donít look like you, either.
* "The Hedge Knight": Prince Daeron the Drunkard comes up with quite a droll description of his [[RoyalBrat vicious, sadistic brother Aerion]]:
-->'''Daeron:''' Aerion's quite the monster. He thinks he's a dragon in human form, you know. That's why he was so wroth at that puppet show. A pity he wasn't born a Fossoway, then he'd think himself an apple and we'd all be a deal safer, but there you are.
* [[CampGay John the Fiddler]] [[spoiler: aka Daemon II Blackfyre]] blatant attraction to Dunk:
-->'''John to Lord Cockshaw:''' Look at the ''[[FreudWasRight size]]'' of him. We want strong men.
** And later:
-->'''John the Fiddler:''' Where are you going, ser?
-->'''Dunk:''' To my bed, to sleep. Iím drunk as a dog.
--l->'''John the Fiddler:''' Be my dog, ser. The nightís alive with promise. [[UnusualEuphemism We can howl together]], and [[TheImmodestOrgasm wake the very gods]].
!!''Literature/ArchmaesterGyldaynsHistories''
* In ''The Princess and the Queen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question:
-->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?
* In ''The Rogue Prince'' Prince Daemon (who seems to have been quite the DeadpanSnarker) let us know what he thinks of the Vale and its people:
-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]]. You cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."
* When Princess Rhaenyra's learns to be betrothed to [[AmbiguouslyGay Laenor Velaryon]]:
-->'''Princess Rhaenyra:''' My half brothers would be more to his taste.






* From "The Hedge Knight", Prince Daeron the Drunkard comes up with quite a droll description of his [[RoyalBrat vicious, sadistic brother Aerion]]:
-->'''Daeron:''' Aerion's quite the monster. He thinks he's a dragon in human form, you know. That's why he was so wroth at that puppet show. A pity he wasn't born a Fossoway, then he'd think himself an apple and we'd all be a deal safer, but there you are.
* In the newly released chapter from Winds of Winter we have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a RichardIII type cackling villain.



* In ''Literature/ArchmaesterGyldaynsHistories'':
** In ''The Princess and the Queen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question:
-->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?
** In ''The Rogue Prince'' Prince Daemon (who seems to have been quite the DeadpanSnarker) let us know what he thinks of the Vale and its people:
-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]]. You cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."


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* In ''Literature/ArchmaesterGyldaynsHistories'':
** In ''The Princess and the Queen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question:
-->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?
** In ''The Rogue Prince'' Prince Daemon (who seems to have been quite the DeadpanSnarker) let us know what he thinks of the Vale and its people:
-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]]. You cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."

11th Sep '16 12:48:11 AM leraluna
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** In ''The Princess and the Queen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question
-->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?

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** In ''The Princess and the Queen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question
question:
-->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?



-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]],Ē ''he wrote.'' ďYou cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."


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-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]],Ē ''he wrote.'' ďYou sheep]]. You cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."

2nd Aug '16 5:37:58 AM leraluna
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* In ''Literature/ThePrincessAndTheQueen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question
-->'''Aemond:'''Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?

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* In ''Literature/ThePrincessAndTheQueen'' ''Literature/ArchmaesterGyldaynsHistories'':
**In ''The Princess and the Queen''
Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question
-->'''Aemond:'''Is -->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?cunny]]?
** In ''The Rogue Prince'' Prince Daemon (who seems to have been quite the DeadpanSnarker) let us know what he thinks of the Vale and its people:
-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]],Ē ''he wrote.'' ďYou cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."

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