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11th Jun '17 1:08:14 AM MJaxon
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-->'''Edd:'''I never win anything, the gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?
--> '''Grenn:'''Was it a long fall?Did landing in the pool of water save his life?
-->'''Edd:'''No. He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks.
1st Jun '17 5:15:49 AM HermioneP
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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa or Shae in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a Theatre/RichardIII type cackling villain.

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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what who is heavily implied to be Sansa or Shae in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a Theatre/RichardIII type cackling villain.
2nd Jan '17 1:10:15 AM SeptimusHeap
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-->'''John to Lord Cockshaw:''' Look at the ''[[FreudWasRight size]]'' of him. We want strong men.

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-->'''John to Lord Cockshaw:''' Look at the ''[[FreudWasRight size]]'' ''size'' of him. We want strong men.
19th Oct '16 10:59:38 AM eleanorofaquitaine
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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a Theatre/RichardIII type cackling villain.

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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa or Shae in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a Theatre/RichardIII type cackling villain.
29th Sep '16 6:20:39 AM leraluna
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* In Theon's chapter, [[spoiler: Stamina]] is unaware of his [[SanitySlippage unstable mental health]] and his MadnessMantra so when he says it, he replies:

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* In Theon's chapter, [[spoiler: Stamina]] Stannis]] is unaware of his [[SanitySlippage unstable mental health]] and his MadnessMantra so when he says it, he replies:



-->'''[[spoiler: Stamina]]:''' [[CaptainObvious I know your name]]. I know what you did.

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-->'''[[spoiler: Stamina]]:''' Stannis]]:''' [[CaptainObvious I know your name]]. I know what you did.
29th Sep '16 6:03:11 AM leraluna
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* In Theon's chapter, [[spoiler: Stamina]] is unaware of his [[SanitySlippage unstable mental health]] and his MadnessMantra so when he says it, he replies:
-->'''Theon:''' Theon. My name is Theon.
-->'''[[spoiler: Stamina]]:''' [[CaptainObvious I know your name]]. I know what you did.
29th Sep '16 5:49:09 AM leraluna
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-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' ďIf you two are knights, Iím still a maiden. [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior And Iíll speak as I please]]. What will you do, kill me? I have lived too long already.

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-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' ďIf If you two are knights, Iím still a maiden. [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior And Iíll speak as I please]]. What will you do, kill me? I have lived too long already.
29th Sep '16 5:48:02 AM leraluna
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* In Arianne's second chapter, she is exasperated by her little fourteen-years-old cousin [[{{Tomboy}} Elia Sand]], who her father sent to her as a lady-in-waiting but the girl just keeps getting in trouble in a very Arya-like fashion. Given Arianne's [[RebelliousPrincess past exploits]], her complain is HypocriticalHumor:

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* In Arianne's second chapter, she is exasperated by her little fourteen-years-old cousin [[{{Tomboy}} Elia Sand]], who her father sent to her as a lady-in-waiting lady-in-waiting, but the girl just keeps getting in trouble in a [[NotSoDifferent very Arya-like fashion.fashion]]. Given Arianne's [[RebelliousPrincess past exploits]], her complain is HypocriticalHumor:



* Again in Arianne's chapter the Golden Company has taken Must wood, the seat of House Mertyns, but despite being a captive in her own home, the dowager Lady Mertyns is a CoolOldLady who [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior takes no shit from this bunch of sellswords]].

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* Again in Arianne's chapter the Golden Company has taken Must wood, Mistwood, the seat of House Mertyns, but despite being a captive in her own home, the dowager Lady Mertyns is a CoolOldLady who [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior takes no shit from this bunch of sellswords]].sellswords]], despite being a captive in her own home.
29th Sep '16 5:43:42 AM leraluna
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** Again in Alayne's chapter, Alayne asks about Lyn Corbray's brother, whose young new wife is pregnant.
-->'''Lyn Corbray:''' He remains at Heartís Home with his peddlerís daughter, watching her belly swell as if he were the first man who ever got a wench pregnant.
* In Arianne's second chapter, she is exasperated by her little fourteen-years-old cousin [[{{Tomboy}} Elia Sand]], who her father sent to her as a lady-in-waiting but the girl just keeps getting in trouble in a very Arya-like fashion. Given Arianne's [[RebelliousPrincess past exploits]], her complain is HypocriticalHumor:
-->'''Arianne to Daemon Sand:''' Why would my father inflict her on me?
-->'''Daemon Sand:''' Vengeance?
* Again in Arianne's chapter the Golden Company has taken Must wood, the seat of House Mertyns, but despite being a captive in her own home, the dowager Lady Mertyns is a CoolOldLady who [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior takes no shit from this bunch of sellswords]].
-->'''John Mudd:''' We are no thieves. Weíre [[InsistentTerminology foragers]].
-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' Did you buy all that food down in the yard?
** And later:
-->'''John Mudd:''' You should learn to speak more courteous to knights.
-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' ďIf you two are knights, Iím still a maiden. [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior And Iíll speak as I please]]. What will you do, kill me? I have lived too long already.
** And even gets away with calling out Jon Connington's men for the rapes committed:
-->'''John Mudd:''' [[BlatantLies No oneís been doing any raping]]. Connington wonít have that. We follow orders.
-->'''Chain:''' Some girls was ''[[InsistentTerminology persuaded]]'', might be.
-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' The same way our smallfolk were persuaded to give you all their crops. Melons or maidenheads, itís all the same to your sort. If you want it, you take it. If you should see this Lord Connington, you tell him that I knew his mother, and she would be ashamed.



--l->'''John the Fiddler:''' Be my dog, ser. The nightís alive with promise. [[UnusualEuphemism We can howl together]], and [[TheImmodestOrgasm wake the very gods]].

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--l->'''John -->'''John the Fiddler:''' Be my dog, ser. The nightís alive with promise. [[UnusualEuphemism We can howl together]], and [[TheImmodestOrgasm wake the very gods]].
29th Sep '16 4:33:16 AM leraluna
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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a RichardIII type cackling villain.

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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a RichardIII Theatre/RichardIII type cackling villain.
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