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* AdultsAreUseless: The elderly security guard is asleep instead of making sure students aren’t going off campus to play hooky. He and his cohorts are ineffectual at quelling a student uprising. Averted with Miss [=McVane=].

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* AdultsAreUseless: The elderly security guard is asleep instead of making sure students aren’t going off campus to play hooky. He and his cohorts are ineffectual at quelling a student uprising. Averted with Miss [=McVane=].



* ExtravertedNerd: Conrad Bateman, Verena's dorky assigned date.

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* HelicopterParents: Mr. and Mrs. Sawyer sit on the Board of Trustees and are the most vocal supporters of Miss Godard's merger with St. Ambrose. Their true motive for the merger is revealed to be financial in nature, as Mr. Sawyer, who is in real estate, wants the land the campus is on for his sub-division.



* MeddlingParents: Mr. and Mrs. Sawyer sit on the Board of Trustees and are the most vocal supporters of Miss Godard's merger with St. Ambrose. Their true motive for the merger is revealed to be financial in nature, as Mr. Sawyer, who is in real estate, wants the land the campus is on for his sub-division.
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* IAteWhat: Frosty accepts Verena’s offer of getting high with pills and Coke. [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]] after Verena explains the pills are actually Midols and not benzodiazepines as Frosty assumed. Frosty asks for another Midol. As expected, the Midol makes him drowsy and dizzy.
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* FightingForAHomeland: Even though Verena can be [[RebelliousSpirit rebellious]], she sees Miss Godard’s as a sanctuary from her strained home life, as her parents have just divorced.

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* FightingForAHomeland: Even though Verena can be [[RebelliousSpirit rebellious]], she sees Miss Godard’s as a sanctuary from her strained home life, as her parents have just divorced. This makes Verena all the more fired up to prevent Miss Godard's from merging with a boys' school.

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-->'''Tinka:''' I'm going to be on the cover of "Moi" magazine as a famous actress-folksinger-slut, and Momo will be my doctor, and Tinka will be my shrink.

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-->'''Tinka:''' I'm going to be on the cover of "Moi" magazine as a famous actress-folksinger-slut, and Momo will be my doctor, and Tinka Tweety will be my shrink.



* HomemadeInventions: Momo concocts 1000-proof alcohol using equipment from her chemistry class.



* MacGyvering: Momo concocts 1000-proof alcohol using equipment from her chemistry class.
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* ParentalObliviousness: Tinka's mom, while talking to her, is not even paying attention what Tinka's doing, and doesn't even notice her [[spoiler: running off with Snake]] at the end. Abby's parents don't seem attentive towards their daughter either, and are more concerned with pushing the merger forward as members of the Board of Trustees.

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* ParentalObliviousness: Tinka's mom, while talking to her, is not even paying attention to what Tinka's doing, and doesn't even notice her [[spoiler: running off with Snake]] at the end. Abby's parents don't seem attentive towards their daughter either, and are more concerned with pushing the merger forward as members of the Board of Trustees.

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* BoardingSchool. Miss Godard’s Preparatory School for Girls.
* BookEnds: Per the epilogue, the film's young leads end up with careers and interests that are ironic considering how the characters are presented at the beginning. [[spoiler: Odie, a smoker, becomes a Congresswoman and fights the tobacco industry. Tweety, a bulimic, becomes a psychologist who educates about eating disorders. The science-minded Momo invents the first male oral contraceptive. Verena, besides starting a magazine, is no longer opposed to the opposite gender. The boy-crazy Tinka later comes out as gay. Abby, the straight-laced goody-goody, turns to a life of crime]].

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* BoardingSchool. BoardingSchool: Miss Godard’s Preparatory School for Girls.
* BookEnds: Per the epilogue, the film's young leads end up with careers and interests that are ironic considering how the characters are presented at the beginning. [[spoiler: Odie, a smoker, becomes a Congresswoman and fights the tobacco industry. Tweety, a bulimic, becomes a psychologist who educates about eating disorders. The science-minded Momo invents Momo, a scientist, is developing the first male oral contraceptive. Verena, besides starting a successful magazine, is no longer opposed to the opposite gender. The boy-crazy Tinka becomes a famous actress and later comes out as gay. Abby, the straight-laced goody-goody, turns to a life of crime]].



* CloudCuckooLander: Tinka when the D.A.R. members go around in a circle stating their future goals.
-->'''Verena:''' I'm going to start my own magazine like "Vogue." I'm going to call it "Moi."
-->'''Tweety:''' I'm going to be a psychiatrist.
-->'''Tinka:''' I'm going to be on the cover of "Moi" magazine as a famous actress-folksinger-slut, and Momo will be my doctor, and Tinka will be my shrink.



* CoughSnarkCough:
--> '''Miss [=McVane=]:''' You're very smart, Von Stefan, but mainly in the derrière.
* CreditsGag: The opening credits state, "A Film By Everyone Who Worked On It."



* FightingForAHomeland: Even though Verena can be [[RebelliousSpirit rebellious]], she sees Miss Godard’s as a sanctuary from her strained home life, as her parents have just divorced.



* HiddenDepths: Though Tinka is presented as [[ReallyGetsAround the slutty one]], she is also very protective of her friends and defends Tweety from Verena's mocking. Afer Tweety is pranked by the St. Ambrose boys, Tinka angrily searches for the culprits.

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* HiddenDepths: Though Tinka is presented as [[ReallyGetsAround the slutty one]], she is also very protective of her friends and defends Tweety from Verena's mocking. Afer Tweety is pranked humiliated by the St. Ambrose boys, Tinka angrily searches for the culprits.



* HormoneAddledTeenager: When Verena questions Odie why she's so fixated on losing her virginity, Odie replies that she's a teen and that's what teenagers think about. Verena also accuses her fellow D.A.R. members of being in support of a merger because of their boy-craziness.

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* HormoneAddledTeenager: When Verena questions Odie why she's so fixated on losing her virginity, Odie replies that she's a teen and that's what teenagers think about. Verena also accuses her fellow D.A.R. members of being in support of a merger simply because of their boy-craziness.



* HumbleGoal: Played for laughs when the girls state their ultimate goals to the D.A.R.
-->'''Verena:''' I'm going to start my own magazine like "Vogue." I'm going to call it "Moi."
-->'''Tweety:''' I'm going to be a psychiatrist.
-->'''Tinka:''' I'm going to be on the cover of "Moi" magazine as a famous actress-painter-folksinger-slut, and Momo will be my doctor, and Tinka will be my shrink.
* IAteWhat: Frosty accepts Verena’s offer of getting high with pills and Coke. Subverted after Verena explains the pills are actually Midols and not benzodiazepines as Frosty assumed. Frosty asks for another Midol. As expected, the Midol makes him drowsy and dizzy.

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* HumbleGoal: Played for laughs when the girls state their ultimate goals to the D.A.R.
-->'''Verena:''' I'm going to start my own magazine like "Vogue." I'm going to call it "Moi."
-->'''Tweety:''' I'm going to be a psychiatrist.
-->'''Tinka:''' I'm going to be on the cover of "Moi" magazine as a famous actress-painter-folksinger-slut, and Momo will be my doctor, and Tinka will be my shrink.
* IAteWhat: Frosty accepts Verena’s offer of getting high with pills and Coke. Subverted [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]] after Verena explains the pills are actually Midols and not benzodiazepines as Frosty assumed. Frosty asks for another Midol. As expected, the Midol makes him drowsy and dizzy.



** Verena explains the D.A.R.’s manifesto at an early point in the film.
--> '''Verena:''' In the D.A.R., we all share our most secret dreams of what we want to be. You see, most of the girls here at Miss Godard's, they've got all the opportunities to become something: a good upbringing, a great education, they're loaded. But in ten years they'll all be married with three kids and two cars and a Colonial and a collie—they're finished. That's why it's called a finishing school. But we—the D.A.R.—have other plans for ourselves.
** Later, Verena has a conversation with Frosty where they find common ground.



* NotMyLuckyDay: On the day of the school's coed festivities, Abby has her date stolen by Verena, her stockings rip multiple times, and she’s thrown into the hokey pokey circle by drunk St. Ambrose boys.

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* NotMyLuckyDay: On the day of the school's coed festivities, Abby has her date stolen by Verena, her stockings rip multiple times, and she’s thrown into the hokey pokey Hokey Pokey circle by drunk St. Ambrose boys.



* PlaceWorseThanDeath:
--> '''Odie:''' I loathe and deplore this place.
--> '''Verena:''' I don't see how you can say that when you're from UsefulNotes/{{Detroit}}.



* ReallyGetsAround: Tinka is the promiscuous one, having had four pregnancy scares.

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* ReallyGetsAround: Tinka is the promiscuous one, having had four pregnancy scares. [[DeconstructedTrope Deconstructed]] as Tinka is well-aware that this reputation leaves her subject to [[DoubleStandard double standards]].
--> '''Tinka:''' Because I'm a tramp! Okay? I'm a slut! I'm easy! That's my reputation! They'd assume I led you on. Now dry up and blow away!



* SaveOurStudents: The girls of Miss Godard's attempt to save their school from being merged with St. Ambrose Academy, an all-boys school whose students' grades are significantly lower than those of Miss Godard's.

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* SaveOurStudents: Variation of this in the face of opposition from the school's Board of Trustees. The girls of Miss Godard's attempt to save their school from being merged with St. Ambrose Academy, an all-boys school whose students' grades are significantly lower than those of Miss Godard's.



* SpitTake:
-->'''Verena:''' Would you like to come up to my room later?
-->''[spit take by Frosty]''
-->'''Frosty:''' Uh--you're allowed to have boys in your dorm?



* TokenMinority: Lampshaded when Miss Godard girls are paired up individually with St. Ambrose boys. The only black student at St. Ambrose is paired with a Japanese girl, the only student of color at Miss Godard's.
* TrojanGauntlet: Dennis was supposed to bring condoms to his rendezvous with Odie, but instead, he brings a can of contraceptive foam, explaining "This is something new. The girl puts it in." A hilarious sequence involves the characters physically grappling with the can of foam.

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* TokenMinority: Lampshaded [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] when Miss Godard girls are paired up individually with St. Ambrose boys. The only black student at St. Ambrose is paired with a Japanese girl, the only student of color at Miss Godard's.
* TrojanGauntlet: Dennis was supposed to bring condoms to his rendezvous with Odie, but instead, he brings a can of contraceptive foam, explaining explaining, "This is something new. The girl puts it in." A hilarious sequence involves the characters physically grappling with the can of foam.



** Miss Godard's [[spoiler: remains a single-sex institution to this day]].

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** Miss Godard's [[spoiler: remains a single-sex an all-girls institution to this day]].



* YellowSashOfPower: Abby proudly wears the badge of stars she was awarded for being elected to the self-government committee nine times. Subverted when she rips off the badge.

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* YellowSashOfPower: Abby proudly wears the badge of stars she was awarded for being elected to the self-government committee Self-Government Committee nine times. Subverted Later subverted when she rips off the badge.
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* HateAtFirstSight: Odie doesn't gel with her roommates Veronica and Tinka, who tease her about her boyfriend Dennis and go through her belongings. This changes when Odie impresses the two with her wit and the D.A.R. attempts to forge a weekend pass for Odie.

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* HateAtFirstSight: Odie doesn't gel with her roommates Veronica Verena and Tinka, who tease her about her boyfriend Dennis and go through her belongings. This changes when Odie impresses the two with her wit and the D.A.R. attempts to forge a weekend pass for Odie.
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* CensoredTitle: The film's original title ''The Hairy Bird'', which [[VulgarHumor alludes to male genitalia]], was deemed to offensive for Creator/MiramaxFilms, so the film was distributed in the U.S. under ''All I Wanna Do''. In Canada and the U.K., the film was released as ''Strike!'' Australia was the only territory where the film was released under its original title.

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* CensoredTitle: The film's original title ''The Hairy Bird'', which [[VulgarHumor alludes to male genitalia]], was deemed to too offensive for Creator/MiramaxFilms, so the film was distributed in the U.S. under ''All I Wanna Do''. In Canada and the U.K., the film was released as ''Strike!'' Australia was the only territory where the film was released under its original title.
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* BrutalHonesty: Miss [=McVane=], who is a well of sarcastic one-liners, talks about the prospect of Miss Godard's merger with St. Ambrose because of financial problems:

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* BrutalHonesty: Miss [=McVane=], who is a well of sarcastic one-liners, talks about the prospect of Miss Godard's merger with St. Ambrose because of financial problems:problems.



* SaveOurStudents: The girls of Miss Godard's attempt to save their school from being merged with St. Ambrose Academy, an all-boys school whose students' grades significantly lower than those of Miss Godard's.

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* SaveOurStudents: The girls of Miss Godard's attempt to save their school from being merged with St. Ambrose Academy, an all-boys school whose students' grades are significantly lower than those of Miss Godard's.

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Odette meets the dynamic young women of the DAR, Daughters of the American Ravioli — Verena (Dunst), Tinka (Keena), Tweety (Matarazzo), and Momo (Creator/MerrittWever) — and they become friends. The girls get together to eat stolen canned food, mock upright hall monitor Abby (Cook), and share their most secret desires — and then pledge to help one another achieve them, no matter what the cost. One night they find out that the school is going co-ed, joining St. Ambrose Academy, due to lack of funding. Once it's proved that the boys can't be trusted, the girls mount an elaborate scheme to stop the boys’ invasion, hoping that they can save Miss Godard's from becoming "Miss Gonads".

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Odette meets the dynamic young women of the DAR, Daughters of the American Ravioli — Verena (Dunst), Tinka (Keena), Theresa a.k.a. Tweety (Matarazzo), and Maureen a.k.a. Momo (Creator/MerrittWever) — and they become friends. The girls get together to eat stolen canned food, mock upright hall monitor Abby (Cook), and share their most secret desires — and then pledge to help one another achieve them, no matter what the cost. One night they find out that the school is going co-ed, joining St. Ambrose Academy, due to lack of funding. Once it's proved that the boys can't be trusted, the girls mount an elaborate scheme to stop the boys’ invasion, hoping that they can save Miss Godard's from becoming "Miss Gonads".



* TheSixties: The movie is set in 1963.



* AdultsAreUseless: The elderly security guard is asleep instead of making sure students aren’t going off campus to play hooky. He and his cohorts are ineffectual at quelling a student uprising. Averted with Miss [=McVane=].



* AnguishedOutburst:
**'''Miss [=McVane=]:''' Twenty-eight years of work, just so I can kiss some headmaster’s ass!
**'''Tweety:''' Verena's gone, St. Ambrose is taking over, and next year I'm going to have to face Todd Winslow every day at breakfast. [[SuddenlyShouting I WANT TO RETCH AND DIE]].



* {{Beatnik}}: The Flat Critters.

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* {{Beatnik}}: The Flat Critters.Critters, a group of local boys in a photography club who get their namesake from their hobby of photographing roadkill. The Flat Critters consist of Snake, Skunk, Groundhog, Possum, and Beagle.



* TheBet:
-->'''Schumacher:''' We have about 80 dollars in the kitty. It goes to whoever's date has the largest set of nay-nays. You must furnish proof. Our roving photographer will find you.
* BlitheSpirit: Frosty has no intention of remaining at St. Ambrose, describing the school as an AssimilationAcademy where he [[FishOutOfWater doesn’t fit in]].



* BookEnds: Per the epilogue, the film's young leads end up with careers and interests that are ironic considering how the characters are presented at the beginning. [[spoiler: Odie, a smoker, becomes a Congresswoman and fights the tobacco industry. Tweety, a bulimic, becomes a psychologist who educates about eating disorders. The science-minded Momo invents the first male oral contraceptive. Verena, besides starting a magazine, is no longer opposed to the opposite gender. The boy-crazy Tinka later comes out as gay. Abby, the straight-laced goody-goody, turns to a life of crime]].



* CallingTheOldManOut: Abby, to her mother Page. When Page demands Abby break up the student uprising, Abby tells her off.

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* BrutalHonesty: Miss [=McVane=], who is a well of sarcastic one-liners, talks about the prospect of Miss Godard's merger with St. Ambrose because of financial problems:
--> '''Miss [=McVane=]:''' Won't be the first time women have had to marry for money.
* CallingTheOldManOut: Abby, to her mother Page. When Page demands Abby break up the student uprising, Abby tells her off.snarks back in response.



* CensoredTitle: The film's original title ''The Hairy Bird'', which [[VulgarHumor alludes to male genitalia]], was deemed to offensive for Creator/MiramaxFilms, so the film was distributed in the U.S. under ''All I Wanna Do''. In Canada and the U.K., the film was released as ''Strike!'' Australia was the only territory where the film was released under its original title.
* CharacterDevelopment: Odie, whose primary goal at the beginning of the film was to become an ex-virgin, ends up leading a revolution. Also [[spoiler: Verena, Tweety, Tinka, Miss [=McVane=], and Abby]].



* ComingOutStory: [[spoiler: It is revealed in the epilogue that Tinka has come out as a lesbian in a televised Barbara Walters special]].
* DeadpanSnarker: Verena. Also Odie, Tinka, Momo, and Tweety.

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* ComingOutStory: [[spoiler: It is revealed in the epilogue that Tinka has come out as a lesbian of the closet in a televised Barbara Walters special]].
* DeadpanSnarker: Verena. Also Odie, Tinka, Momo, and Tweety.Miss [=McVane=].



* DoesNotLikeMen: Verena openly disdains boys and sex, and is the most vocal in her opposition to a coed merger. It is suggested that her attitude is in part due to her parents' divorce and a strained relationship with her father. Subverted by the end when Verena softens her views on men.



* ExtravertedNerd: Conrad Bateman, Verena's dorky assigned date.
* {{Foreshadowing}}:
--> '''Miss [=McVane=]:''' ''[to Odie]'' Dear, I can think of no better cure for your conspicuous misery than to make some friends. Don't reject them. They're not "just girls." They're you. If you get to know them, you'll be discovering yourself. And that is, believe it or not, a greater adventure than the opposite sex.
* GirlOfTheWeek: Played for laughs when Frosty's partners for the coed function are constantly rotated between Abby, Verena, and Susie.
--> '''Frosty:''' This is great! Every 15 minutes I get a new date.



* HateAtFirstSight: Odie doesn't gel with her roommates Veronica and Tinka, who tease her about her boyfriend Dennis and go through her belongings. This changes when Odie impresses the two with her wit and the D.A.R. attempts to forge a weekend pass for Odie.
* HiddenDepths: Though Tinka is presented as [[ReallyGetsAround the slutty one]], she is also very protective of her friends and defends Tweety from Verena's mocking. Afer Tweety is pranked by the St. Ambrose boys, Tinka angrily searches for the culprits.



* HormoneAddledTeenager: When Verena questions Odie why she's so fixated on losing her virginity, Odie replies that she's a teen and that's what teenagers think about. Verena also accuses her fellow D.A.R. members of being in support of a merger because of their boy-craziness.
-->'''Verena:''' You all want to sell out the school because you’re horny!



* HumbleGoal: Played for laughs when the girls state their ultimate goals to the D.A.R.
-->'''Verena:''' I'm going to start my own magazine like "Vogue." I'm going to call it "Moi."
-->'''Tweety:''' I'm going to be a psychiatrist.
-->'''Tinka:''' I'm going to be on the cover of "Moi" magazine as a famous actress-painter-folksinger-slut, and Momo will be my doctor, and Tinka will be my shrink.



* ImprovisedWeapon: The girls of Miss Godard's use field hockey and lacrosse sticks to fend off security guards.

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* ImprovisedWeapon: The girls of Miss Godard's use field hockey and lacrosse sticks to fend off security guards. Just before [[spoiler: the guards can break into the school, the school equestrians [[TheCavalry ride in on horseback]] and keep the guards back]].
* IronicEcho:
--> '''Frosty:''' I don't fit in. St. Ambrose guys are all marching off the same cliff. You know, the seat on the Stock Exchange, the wife, the 3.2 children--
--> '''Verena:''' Yeah, the Colonial, the collie...
--> '''Frosty:''' Right.
* ItAmusedMe: When singing the school's Latin motto, Verena and Tinka insert vulgarities into the song.
* ItsProbablyNothing: Abby hears a loud thump in her dorm's hallway, but ignores it as she makes her way back to the dance.



* LoveAtFirstSight: Snake, after catching sight of Tinka walking by on a street.
--> '''Snake:''' Guys...I'm in love.



* MacGyvering: Momo concocts 1000-proof alcohol using equipment from her chemistry class.
* MeddlingParents: Mr. and Mrs. Sawyer sit on the Board of Trustees and are the most vocal supporters of Miss Godard's merger with St. Ambrose. Their true motive for the merger is revealed to be financial in nature, as Mr. Sawyer, who is in real estate, wants the land the campus is on for his sub-division.



* NeverMyFault: When Mr. Dewey catches Dennis and Odie during their rendezvous, Dennis insists he is the one at fault because he planned the whole thing. Mr. Dewey ignores Dennis and insists Odie is to blame.
--> '''Mr. Dewey:''' She lured you here. Put you in a state of desire. Oh, you're not to blame for answering your impulses.



* NotMyLuckyDay: On the day of the school's coed festivities, Abby has her date stolen by Verena, her stockings rip multiple times, and she’s thrown into the hokey pokey circle by drunk St. Ambrose boys.



* ParentalObliviousness: Tinka's mom, while talking to her, is not even paying attention what Tinka's doing, and doesn't even notice her [[spoiler: running off with Snake]] at the end.

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* ParentalObliviousness: Tinka's mom, while talking to her, is not even paying attention what Tinka's doing, and doesn't even notice her [[spoiler: running off with Snake]] at the end. Abby's parents don't seem attentive towards their daughter either, and are more concerned with pushing the merger forward as members of the Board of Trustees.



* PuttingTheBandBackTogether: The D.A.R. is resurrected upon [[spoiler: Verena's expulsion]].



* RiteOfPassage: Odie must complete a task to become a member of the D.A.R. The task is assisting the D.A.R. in their plot to get the predatory Mr. Dewey fired.



* SaveOurStudents: The girls of Miss Godard's attempt to save their school from being merged with St. Ambrose Academy, an all-boys school whose students' grades significantly lower than those of Miss Godard's.
* SecretRoom: The D.A.R. convenes in an attic room above the school's kitchen. The room is accessed by a secret passageway, apparently only known by the D.A.R., that runs along the main building. The room gives the girls access to many boxes of canned ravioli, which inspires the name of their secret society.



* SituationalSexuality:
** The stereotype about all-girls schools [[GirlsBehindBars being full of lesbians]] is parodied with Odette's opening voice-over about being sent to Miss Godard's by her parents.
-->'''Odie:''' They think I'll be safe surrounded by high walls and lesbians. This is the end of the world. One look tells you, this place eats the hairy bird.
** Lampshaded by Verena.
-->'''Verena:''' Alas, I lust for no one. ''[to Odie]'' Not even you.
* SlobsVersusSnobs: The Flat Critters are quirky hipster townies who are nevertheless able to pass themselves off as St. Ambrose students at the dance. They do not suffer the same fate as the drunk St. Ambrose boys and are the only ones left standing during the concert.



* TheBet:
-->'''Schumacher:''' We have about 80 dollars in the kitty. It goes to whoever's date has the largest set of nay-nays. You must furnish proof. Our roving photographer will find you.



* TrojanGauntlet: A hilarious sequence involves the characters physically grappling with a can of contraceptive foam.

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* TrojanGauntlet: Dennis was supposed to bring condoms to his rendezvous with Odie, but instead, he brings a can of contraceptive foam, explaining "This is something new. The girl puts it in." A hilarious sequence involves the characters physically grappling with a the can of contraceptive foam.



* {{Unishment}}: Verena targets Frosty because his connections (his grandfather is the head of the Board of Trustees) could spell further disrepute for St. Ambrose. Frosty being caught drunk and fraternizing with a Miss Godard's student in her dorm room would surely end in his expulsion. However, [[spoiler: it’s revealed expulsion is exactly what Frosty wants]].

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* {{Unishment}}: Verena targets Frosty because his connections (his grandfather is the head of the Board of Trustees) could spell further disrepute for St. Ambrose. Frosty being caught drunk and fraternizing with a Miss Godard's student in her dorm room would surely end in his expulsion. However, [[spoiler: it’s revealed expulsion is exactly what Frosty wants]].



* UnwittingPawn: Bradley "Frosty" Frost.



* YellowSashOfPower: Abby proudly wears the badge of stars she was awarded for being elected to the self-government committee nine times.

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* YellowSashOfPower: Abby proudly wears the badge of stars she was awarded for being elected to the self-government committee nine times. Subverted when she rips off the badge.

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* BefriendingTheEnemy: Verena befriends St. Ambrose boy Frosty in an attempt to put him in a compromising position.

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* BefriendingTheEnemy: Verena befriends St. Ambrose boy Frosty Bradley "Frosty" Frost in an attempt to put him in a compromising position.



* BrickJoke: Abby tells off her mother with "Up your ziggy with a wah-wah brush!"



* {{Catchphrase}}:
** “No more little white gloves!” The D.A.R.’s motto becomes a rallying cry for the striking students of Miss Godard’s.
* ChekhovsGun: Tweety's ipecac syrup.



* DidntSeeThatComing: Verena [[spoiler: doesn’t account for falling for one of the St. Ambrose boys she’s supposed to frame]].
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even [[ProfessionalButtKisser brown noser]] Abby is against a Godard and Ambrose merger.



* HeelFaceTurn: Abby, [[spoiler: initially in support of Miss Godard's merger, comes to resent it and supports the students on strike]].
* HideousHangoverCure: Ipecac syrup. Verena and Momo [[spoiler: give the Ipecac to St. Ambrose boys to induce them to vomit, under the guise it will help the boys' hangovers]].

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* HeelFaceTurn: Abby, [[spoiler: initially in support of Miss Godard's merger, comes to resent it and supports the students on strike]].
* HideousHangoverCure: Ipecac syrup. Verena and Momo [[spoiler: give gives the Ipecac ipecac to St. Ambrose boys to induce them to vomit, under the guise it will help the boys' hangovers]].



* LaserGuidedKarma: Mr. Dewey, [[spoiler: who preys on his female students, is framed by the girls as a cross-dresser with S&M catalogs, resulting in his termination from the school]]. The St. Ambrose boys, [[spoiler: particularly Todd Winslow and his cronies, get beat up by the Flat Critters and have their clothes stolen]].

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* IAteWhat: Frosty accepts Verena’s offer of getting high with pills and Coke. Subverted after Verena explains the pills are actually Midols and not benzodiazepines as Frosty assumed. Frosty asks for another Midol. As expected, the Midol makes him drowsy and dizzy.
* ImprovisedWeapon: The girls of Miss Godard's use field hockey and lacrosse sticks to fend off security guards.
* LaserGuidedKarma: Mr. Dewey, [[spoiler: who preys on his female students, is framed by the girls as a cross-dresser with S&M catalogs, pornographic magazines, resulting in his termination from the school]]. The St. Ambrose boys, [[spoiler: particularly Todd Winslow [[spoiler: and his cronies, cronies get beat up by the Flat Critters and have their clothes stolen]].stolen. A Flat Critter takes the St. Ambrose photographer's camera with the humiliating photos of Tweety and smashes it]].



* NakedPeopleTrappedOutside: A few of the boys from St. Ambrose become these after the Flat Critters attack them.

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* NakedPeopleTrappedOutside: A few of the boys from St. Ambrose become these after the Flat Critters attack them.ambush them. Also [[spoiler: the Flat Critters steal Mr. Dewey's clothes and lock him in a room before he can make a move on Odie]].



* PornStash: Or what Ms. [=McVane=] and Mrs. Dewey think is Mr. Dewey's porn stash, is actually from Verena's father's stash.

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* PornStash: Or what Ms. Miss [=McVane=] and Mrs. Dewey think is Mr. Dewey's porn stash, is actually from Verena's father's stash.



* SexAsRiteOfPassage: When pressed about her goals by the D.A.R., Odette says her foremost goal is to lose her virginity. Subverted [[spoiler: when she realizes she isn’t into Dennis as much as she thought and reneges on her plan]].



* StalkingIsLove: Snake pursues Tinka even though she isn’t interested, going as far as to appear outside her window on a cherry-picker truck to profess his love for her. Only after Tinka discovers that Snake and his fellow Flat Critters beat up Todd Winslow does she change her mind about him.
* SternTeacher: Miss [=McVane=]. Though she can be a disciplinarian, she is very much against the school merger and gives Verena these parting words, "Don't stop the fight. Wherever you go, Verena, don't give up."



* {{Unishment}}: Verena targets Frosty because his connections (his grandfather is the head of the Board of Trustees) could spell further disrepute for St. Ambrose. Frosty being caught drunk and fraternizing with a Miss Godard's student in her dorm room would surely end in his expulsion. However, [[spoiler: it’s revealed expulsion is exactly what Frosty wants]].



* YellowSashOfPower: Abby proudly wears her badge of awarded stars.
* YouAreGrounded: After Odette fakes a note from her mom to go out on the town with her friends, Ms. [=McVane=] talks with her mom on the phone and figures out it was a ruse. Odette is sent before the student council for a hearing and punishment, which is to be "grounded" for the rest of the year.

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* YellowSashOfPower: Abby proudly wears her the badge of stars she was awarded stars.
for being elected to the self-government committee nine times.
* YouAreGrounded: After Odette fakes a note from her mom to go out on the town with her friends, Ms. Miss [=McVane=] talks with her mom on the phone and figures out it was a ruse. Odette is sent before the student council for a hearing and punishment, which is to be "grounded" for the rest of the year.
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* Beatnik: The Flat Critters.

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* Beatnik: {{Beatnik}}: The Flat Critters.



-->'''Verena:'''Right. Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits! Then you stagger into class and you look perfect but you're exhausted, you're too tired to even think but that's okay the teachers they won't call on you anyway, also you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that, so to wake yourself up you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. You'll be on a permanent diet!

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-->'''Verena:'''Right.-->'''Verena:''' Right. Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits! Then you stagger into class and you look perfect but you're exhausted, you're too tired to even think but that's okay the teachers they won't call on you anyway, also you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that, so to wake yourself up you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. You'll be on a permanent diet!



-->'''Schumacher:'''We have about 80 dollars in the kitty. It goes to whoever's date has the largest set of nay-nays. You must furnish proof. Our roving photographer will find you.

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-->'''Schumacher:'''We -->'''Schumacher:''' We have about 80 dollars in the kitty. It goes to whoever's date has the largest set of nay-nays. You must furnish proof. Our roving photographer will find you.



* WomenAreWiser: Verena and Momo [[spoiler: manage to show the St. Ambrose students in a bad light. The eventual strike by Miss Godard's students is successful]].

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* WomenAreWiser: Verena and Momo [[spoiler: manage to show the St. Ambrose students in a bad light. The eventual strike by Miss Godard's Godard students is successful]].



* YouAreGrounded: After Odette fakes a note from her mom to go out on the town with her friends, Ms. [=McVane=] talks with her mom on the phone, and finds out it was a ruse. So, Odette is sent before the student council for a hearing and punishment. They "ground" her for the rest of the year.

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* YouAreGrounded: After Odette fakes a note from her mom to go out on the town with her friends, Ms. [=McVane=] talks with her mom on the phone, phone and finds figures out it was a ruse. So, Odette is sent before the student council for a hearing and punishment. They "ground" her punishment, which is to be "grounded" for the rest of the year.

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* AlphaBitch: Abby.

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* ACupAngst: Tweety stuffs her bra before the school dance.
* AllMenArePerverts: Mr. Dewey, and many of the St. Ambrose boys.
* AlphaBitch: Abby.Abby Sawyer, a tattletalling hall monitor and Verena's nemesis.



* Beatnik: The Flat Critters.
* BefriendingTheEnemy: Verena befriends St. Ambrose boy Frosty in an attempt to put him in a compromising position.



* CallingTheOldManOut: Abby, to Page Singer. After Page announces that the school is going coed, the girls rebel, but Page wants Abby to take charge of them, at which point Abby tells her off.
* DeadpanSnarker: Verena

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* BreakingTheFellowship: The D.A.R. fractures when the girls become divided over the planned merger between Miss Godard's and St. Ambrose.
* CallingTheOldManOut: Abby, to her mother Page. When Page Singer. After Page announces that the school is going coed, the girls rebel, but Page wants demands Abby to take charge of them, at which point break up the student uprising, Abby tells her off.
* ComingOutStory: [[spoiler: It is revealed in the epilogue that Tinka has come out as a lesbian in a televised Barbara Walters special]].
*
DeadpanSnarker: VerenaVerena. Also Odie, Tinka, Momo, and Tweety.
--> ''[Verena comes to class late.]''
-->'''Mr. Dewey:''' Verena, why are you so late? You've missed an entire period.
-->'''Verena:''' ''[gasps]'' You mean I'm pregnant?



* HeelFaceTurn: Abby
* HideousHangoverCure: Ipecac syrup.
* HowDidThatGetInThere: The plot against Mr. Dewey

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* HeelFaceTurn: Abby
Abby, [[spoiler: initially in support of Miss Godard's merger, comes to resent it and supports the students on strike]].
* HideousHangoverCure: Ipecac syrup.
syrup. Verena and Momo [[spoiler: give the Ipecac to St. Ambrose boys to induce them to vomit, under the guise it will help the boys' hangovers]].
* HowDidThatGetInThere: The plot against Mr. DeweyDewey.
* LaserGuidedKarma: Mr. Dewey, [[spoiler: who preys on his female students, is framed by the girls as a cross-dresser with S&M catalogs, resulting in his termination from the school]]. The St. Ambrose boys, [[spoiler: particularly Todd Winslow and his cronies, get beat up by the Flat Critters and have their clothes stolen]].



* LuredIntoATrap: Tweety is lured into a kiss with class stud Todd Winslow, [[spoiler: only for Todd to expose a topless Tweety in order for his friends to get a photograph]].



* NewTransferStudent: Odette "Odie"
* OneGenderSchool

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* NewTransferStudent: Odette "Odie"
"Odie" Sinclair.
* OneGenderSchoolOneGenderSchool: Miss Godard's is an all-girls school and St. Ambrose is an all-boys school.



* PluckyGirl: Odie. And Verena.

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* PluckyGirl: Odie. And Verena.All the female characters pretty much.



* ReallyGetsAround: Tinka is the promiscuous one, having had four pregnancy scares.
* RousingSpeech:
-->'''Verena:'''Right. Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits! Then you stagger into class and you look perfect but you're exhausted, you're too tired to even think but that's okay the teachers they won't call on you anyway, also you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that, so to wake yourself up you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. You'll be on a permanent diet!



* TheBet:
-->'''Schumacher:'''We have about 80 dollars in the kitty. It goes to whoever's date has the largest set of nay-nays. You must furnish proof. Our roving photographer will find you.
* TokenMinority: Lampshaded when Miss Godard girls are paired up individually with St. Ambrose boys. The only black student at St. Ambrose is paired with a Japanese girl, the only student of color at Miss Godard's.



* TrueCompanions: The D.A.R. (Daughters of the American Ravioli). Members swear to help each other attain their dreams beyond the patriarchal goals of marriage and children. They congregate in the school's attic where they have access to canned ravioli.
* UnspokenPlanGuarantee: First sent to Miss Godard's when her parents learned of her plans to lose her virginity to her boyfriend Dennis, Odie vows to finish what she started by planning a rendezvous with Dennis at the school.



* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue
* YellowSashOfPower: Abby

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* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue
WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue:
** Verena [[spoiler: started ''MOI'' Magazine which has over a million women readers]].
** Odette [[spoiler: became a Congresswoman, declaring war on the tobacco industry]].
** Tinka, [[spoiler: an actress, came out of the closet during a 1997 Barbara Walters interview]].
** Theresa, [[spoiler: an adolescent psychologist, wrote the bestseller "Fatal Purge"]].
** Maureen, [[spoiler: a scientist, is developing the first male oral contraceptive]].
** Abigail, [[spoiler: a radical activist, is still serving a prison sentence for her part in a 1970 bank holdup]].
** Miss Godard's [[spoiler: remains a single-sex institution to this day]].
* WomenAreWiser: Verena and Momo [[spoiler: manage to show the St. Ambrose students in a bad light. The eventual strike by Miss Godard's students is successful]].
* YellowSashOfPower: AbbyAbby proudly wears her badge of awarded stars.

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* BoardingSchool. Miss Godard’s Preparatory School for Girls

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* BoardingSchool. Miss Godard’s Preparatory School for GirlsGirls.



* ExecutiveMeddling: Miramax Films picked up the film for distribution but ultimately did not give the film publicity and refused to release it wide.



* HideousHangoverCure: Ipecac

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* HideousHangoverCure: IpecacIpecac syrup.



* LipstickAndLoadMontage

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* LipstickAndLoadMontageLipstickAndLoadMontage: Godard girls preparing for the dance with St. Ambrose boys.

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''The Hairy Bird'' (also known as ''Strike!'' and ''All I Wanna Do'') is a 1998 teen comedy film written and directed by Sarah Kernochan, with a cast including Gaby Hoffmann, Lynn Redgrave, Creator/KirstenDunst, Creator/MonicaKeena, Creator/HeatherMatarazzo, and Creator/RachaelLeighCook.

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''The Hairy Bird'' (also known as ''Strike!'' and ''All I Wanna Do'') is a 1998 teen comedy film written and directed by Sarah Kernochan, with a cast including Gaby Hoffmann, Lynn Redgrave, Creator/GabyHoffmann, Creator/LynnRedgrave, Creator/KirstenDunst, Creator/MonicaKeena, Creator/HeatherMatarazzo, and Creator/RachaelLeighCook.
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Odette meets the dynamic young women of the DAR, Daughters of the American Ravioli — Verena (Dunst), Tinka (Keena), Tweety (Matarazzo), and Momo (Merritt Wever) — and they become friends. The girls get together to eat stolen canned food, mock upright hall monitor Abby (Cook), and share their most secret desires — and then pledge to help one another achieve them, no matter what the cost. One night they find out that the school is going co-ed, joining St. Ambrose Academy, due to lack of funding. Once it's proved that the boys can't be trusted, the girls mount an elaborate scheme to stop the boys’ invasion, hoping that they can save Miss Godard's from becoming "Miss Gonads".

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Odette meets the dynamic young women of the DAR, Daughters of the American Ravioli — Verena (Dunst), Tinka (Keena), Tweety (Matarazzo), and Momo (Merritt Wever) (Creator/MerrittWever) — and they become friends. The girls get together to eat stolen canned food, mock upright hall monitor Abby (Cook), and share their most secret desires — and then pledge to help one another achieve them, no matter what the cost. One night they find out that the school is going co-ed, joining St. Ambrose Academy, due to lack of funding. Once it's proved that the boys can't be trusted, the girls mount an elaborate scheme to stop the boys’ invasion, hoping that they can save Miss Godard's from becoming "Miss Gonads".
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* TrojanGauntlet: A hilarious sequence involves the characters physically grappling with a can of contraceptive foam.
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* SpiritedYoungLady: Verena and Odie

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Also known as ''All I Wanna Do'' (USA, new title)\\
Also known as ''Strike!'' (original title)

In this film set in 1963, Odette Sinclair is sent by her parents to an all-girls boarding school, Miss Godard's Preparatory School for Girls, after planning to lose her virginity to her boyfriend, Dennis. Odette meets the dynamic young women of the DAR, Daughters of the American Ravioli — Verena, Tinka, Tweety and Momo — and they become friends. The girls get together to eat stolen canned food and share their most secret desires — and then pledge to help one another achieve them, no matter what the cost. One night they find out that the school is going co-ed, joining St. Ambrose Academy, due to lack of funding. Once it's proved that the boys can't be trusted, the girls mount an elaborate scheme to stop the boys’ invasion, hoping that they can save Miss Godard's from becoming "Miss Gonads".

The movie is based loosely on writer/director Sarah Kernochan's experiences at Rosemary Hall around that time.

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Also known as ''All I Wanna Do'' (USA, new title)\\
Also
''The Hairy Bird'' (also known as ''Strike!'' (original title)

In this
and ''All I Wanna Do'') is a 1998 teen comedy film set in written and directed by Sarah Kernochan, with a cast including Gaby Hoffmann, Lynn Redgrave, Creator/KirstenDunst, Creator/MonicaKeena, Creator/HeatherMatarazzo, and Creator/RachaelLeighCook.

In
1963, Odette Sinclair (Hoffmann) is sent by her parents to an all-girls boarding school, Miss Godard's Preparatory School for Girls, an elite New England boarding school run by Miss [=McVane=] (Redgrave), after planning to lose her virginity to her boyfriend, Dennis. Dennis.

Odette meets the dynamic young women of the DAR, Daughters of the American Ravioli — Verena, Tinka, Verena (Dunst), Tinka (Keena), Tweety (Matarazzo), and Momo (Merritt Wever) — and they become friends. The girls get together to eat stolen canned food food, mock upright hall monitor Abby (Cook), and share their most secret desires — and then pledge to help one another achieve them, no matter what the cost. One night they find out that the school is going co-ed, joining St. Ambrose Academy, due to lack of funding. Once it's proved that the boys can't be trusted, the girls mount an elaborate scheme to stop the boys’ invasion, hoping that they can save Miss Godard's from becoming "Miss Gonads".

The movie is based loosely on writer/director Sarah Kernochan's experiences at real-life Connecticut girls' school Rosemary Hall around that time.time.
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* HeyItsThatGuy: The lead Flat Critter is a young [[MadMen Vincent Kartheiser]].
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* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
--> '''Tinka:''' The board of trustees has sold this school down the river. They want us to go coed with the St. Ambrose Academy, which is notorious for their drunken behavior, loose morals, and lousy singing.
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* TheThreeFacesOfEve: Verena accuses Tweety of being this around boys.
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* YouAreGrounded: After Odette fakes a note from her mom to go out on the town with her friends, Ms. [=McVane=] talks with her mom on the phone, and finds out it was a ruse. So, Odette is sent before the student council for a hearing and punishment. They "ground" her for the rest of the year.
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* AnachronismStew: The cherry-picker truck used by the Flat Critters to get to Tinka's window was a Ford C-Series cab-over. While this truck was manufactured between 1957 and 1990, the cowl insignia combined with reflectors indicates this is a model made after 1968, five years after this movie takes place.
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Also known as ''All I Wanna Do'' (USA, new title)\\
Also known as ''Strike!'' (original title)

In this film set in 1963, Odette Sinclair is sent by her parents to an all-girls boarding school, Miss Godard's Preparatory School for Girls, after planning to lose her virginity to her boyfriend, Dennis. Odette meets the dynamic young women of the DAR, Daughters of the American Ravioli — Verena, Tinka, Tweety and Momo — and they become friends. The girls get together to eat stolen canned food and share their most secret desires — and then pledge to help one another achieve them, no matter what the cost. One night they find out that the school is going co-ed, joining St. Ambrose Academy, due to lack of funding. Once it's proved that the boys can't be trusted, the girls mount an elaborate scheme to stop the boys’ invasion, hoping that they can save Miss Godard's from becoming "Miss Gonads".

The movie is based loosely on writer/director Sarah Kernochan's experiences at Rosemary Hall around that time.
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* AbsurdlyPowerfulStudentCouncil:
-->'''Abby:''' Odette Sinclair, the Committee has decided not to recommend expulsion and to give you another chance. However, you are grounded for the remainder of the school year.
-->'''Odette:''' I would like to rebut.
-->'''Susie:''' You're not allowed a rebuttal.
-->'''Odette:''' It's a filibuster. I have the floor.
-->'''Abby:''' We don't allow that, either.
-->'''Odette:''' What is this, a junta?
* AlphaBitch: Abby.
* AnachronismStew: The cherry-picker truck used by the Flat Critters to get to Tinka's window was a Ford C-Series cab-over. While this truck was manufactured between 1957 and 1990, the cowl insignia combined with reflectors indicates this is a model made after 1968, five years after this movie takes place.
* BoardingSchool
* CallingTheOldManOut: Abby, to Page Singer. After Page announces that the school is going coed, the girls rebel, but Page wants Abby to take charge of them, at which point Abby tells her off.
* DeadpanSnarker: Verena
* EverybodySmokes: Even though smoking is said to be prohibited on school grounds, it's shown that even the headmistress, Miss [=McVane=], smokes.
* GoshdangItToHeck: "Up your ziggy with a wah-wah brush!" and "None of your floppin' buggies!"
* HeelFaceTurn: Abby
* HeyItsThatGuy: The lead Flat Critter is a young [[MadMen Vincent Kartheiser]].
* HideousHangoverCure: Ipecac
* HowDidThatGetInThere: The plot against Mr. Dewey
* LipstickAndLoadMontage
* NakedPeopleTrappedOutside: A few of the boys from St. Ambrose become these after the Flat Critters attack them.
* NewTransferStudent: Odette "Odie"
* OneGenderSchool
* ParentalNeglect: Verena, whose parents are divorced, and they dropped her at boarding school, which made her think they don't want anything to do with her.
* ParentalObliviousness: Tinka's mom, while talking to her, is not even paying attention what Tinka's doing, and doesn't even notice her [[spoiler: running off with Snake]] at the end.
* PluckyGirl: Odie. And Verena.
* PornStash: Or what Ms. [=McVane=] and Mrs. Dewey think is Mr. Dewey's porn stash, is actually from Verena's father's stash.
* SpiritedYoungLady: Verena and Odie
* StrawFeminist:
-->'''Odette:''' You hypocrite. I thought you hated boys.
-->'''Verena:''' I know, but I've been thinking, perhaps they are like dogs. If we don't take them in, they run wild and are a danger to society.
* TheThreeFacesOfEve: Verena accuses Tweety of being this around boys.
* VomitChainReaction: At the concert, after the dance.
* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue
* YellowSashOfPower: Abby
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