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* ChekhovsClassroom: When you're punch a mummy, it collapses with a ''clank'' noise. You recall a lesson from Mrs. Ankle's history class and realize that mummies should make a thud noise, since they're "made of flesh and bone and guts, not metal."
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* ChekhovsClassroom: When you're you punch a mummy, it collapses with a ''clank'' noise. You recall a lesson from Mrs. Ankle's history class and realize that mummies should make a thud noise, since they're "made of flesh and bone and guts, not metal."
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* AmbiguouslyBi: You make some suggestive comments after Brad saves your life, and seem quite taken with [[KissingCousins your cousin]], Zoe.
-->''You glance at him lovingly... You can jerk off to his winning smile later.\\
-->''You glance at him lovingly... You can jerk off to his winning smile later.\\
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* AmbiguouslyBi: AmbiguouslyBi:
** You make some suggestive comments after Brad saves yourlife, life.
---->''You pick up your lucky ball, and pass the shot to Brad. He calmly throws it into a zombie's head and scores a point in your heart. Organs and fluid splash on your feet. You glance at him lovingly. "I wish lips were so easily smacked," he grins. You can jerk off to his winning smile later.''
** You seem quite taken with [[KissingCousins your cousin]], Zoe.
-->''You --->''You glance at him lovingly... You can jerk off to his winning smile later.\\
** You make some suggestive comments after Brad saves your
---->''You pick up your lucky ball, and pass the shot to Brad. He calmly throws it into a zombie's head and scores a point in your heart. Organs and fluid splash on your feet. You glance at him lovingly. "I wish lips were so easily smacked," he grins. You can jerk off to his winning smile later.''
** You seem quite taken with [[KissingCousins your cousin]], Zoe.
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* AndThatsTerrible: Getting eaten by zombies isn't very fun.
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* AndThatsTerrible: AndThatsTerrible:
** Getting eaten by zombies isn't veryfun.fun.
** Zoe's husband always makes you answer ''Goosebumps'' trivia questions before you can see her, "and it's not right."
** One option is to lie to kids, "which is evil."
** Getting eaten by zombies isn't very
** Zoe's husband always makes you answer ''Goosebumps'' trivia questions before you can see her, "and it's not right."
** One option is to lie to kids, "which is evil."
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Your friend Brad is just like you, the same height as you, and "he loves your cousin's feet."
* ChekhovsClassroom: When you're punch a mummy, it collapses with a ''clank'' noise. You recall a lesson from Mrs. Ankle's history class and realize that mummies should make a thud noise, since they're "made of flesh and bone and guts, not metal."
** You are "furious as a bare skull" after realizing there is no better rock band than Music/{{Rush|Band}}.
** After not letting you get on the school bus, Sal jokes, "Looks like the cowboy of nerds will be lassoing his own way to school!"
** When you dance with a zombie, you are described as "twirling like a rodent in the sewer lights."
** When Zoe punches you in the face, the narration says "Your jaw feels haunted by the ghost of pain."
** As part of your fall from grace after giving up on playing sports, you "turn yourself into a drugstore".
* DistinctionWithoutADifference: You don't see what makes a ''vampire'' tiger so scary, because "regular tigers already have fangs, and they can really crunch up your skull, so it doesn't make a big difference." So you tell the vampire tigers you're only scared of them because they're tigers, not because they're also vampires. They bite your head off anyway.
** After not letting you get on the school bus, Sal jokes, "Looks like the cowboy of nerds will be lassoing his own way to school!"
** When you dance with a zombie, you are described as "twirling like a rodent in the sewer lights."
** When Zoe punches you in the face, the narration says "Your jaw feels haunted by the ghost of pain."
** As part of your fall from grace after giving up on playing sports, you "turn yourself into a drugstore".
* DistinctionWithoutADifference: You don't see what makes a ''vampire'' tiger so scary, because "regular tigers already have fangs, and they can really crunch up your skull, so it doesn't make a big difference." So you tell the vampire tigers you're only scared of them because they're tigers, not because they're also vampires. They bite your head off anyway.
* InsaneTrollLogic: You meet a man who claims to be a magician. You get him to prove it by having him guess your height. He guesses correctly, and you're impressed.
* LowCountGag: Brad is "your best and only friend."
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* NoodleIncident: Oh, so many. One highlight is Tombo the Man-Piano eating your feet.
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* NoodleIncident: Oh, so many. many.
** One highlight is Tombo the Man-Piano eating your feet.
** One highlight is Tombo the Man-Piano eating your feet.
** You met Brad "last summer at a lip smacking contest."
** Brad once went to an amusement park called Ancient Egypt World and witnessed "some kid stand up on the Pharaoh Coaster and it ripped his head off."
** Brad once went to an amusement park called Ancient Egypt World and witnessed "some kid stand up on the Pharaoh Coaster and it ripped his head off."
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* RiddleForTheAges: We never find out what "shmare" is, even though it's referenced several times. All we know is it's a food.
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* RiddleForTheAges: RichInDollarsPoorInSense: When your slime company makes you rich, two of the things you do are buy "strange-shaped furniture" for your house, then buy a giant diamond and pay someone to hold it for you.
* RiddleForTheAges:
** We never find out what "shmare" is, even though it's referenced several times. All we know is it's afood.food.
** Your mom works at the "parrot factory", but what exactly that entails is unknown.
* RiddleForTheAges:
** We never find out what "shmare" is, even though it's referenced several times. All we know is it's a
** Your mom works at the "parrot factory", but what exactly that entails is unknown.
* SanityBall: For all the insane stuff you do, you get a brief moment of "not thinking that's how it works" when Zoe gives you quarters to use to buy more quarters.
* SkewedPriorities:
** Going back in time "literally can not wait another minute" and you need to end your misery. But then you notice how dirty the floor is and consider vacuuming it.
** At one point, you look around a lab to see "a jar of pickles standing beside a toy phone booth, and a robot policeman suspended next to a chimp trained to be scared." But what really amazes you is that there's also an old mirror and a smelly lightbulb.
** When you look for a weapon to fight your vampire children, you only find a comic book, which you think is "really cool" even though it won't help you.
** Going back in time "literally can not wait another minute" and you need to end your misery. But then you notice how dirty the floor is and consider vacuuming it.
** At one point, you look around a lab to see "a jar of pickles standing beside a toy phone booth, and a robot policeman suspended next to a chimp trained to be scared." But what really amazes you is that there's also an old mirror and a smelly lightbulb.
** When you look for a weapon to fight your vampire children, you only find a comic book, which you think is "really cool" even though it won't help you.
** Child Zoe asks "Hey, who's that noise?"
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* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: You describe an elevator in the middle of a zombie-filled forest as "normal."
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* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: UnusualEuphemism: Going to the bathroom is described as "spraying yellow".
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight:
** You describe an elevator in the middle of a zombie-filled forest as "normal.""
** When you see something you think is money on the ground, but it isn't, some trucks look out from behind a tree and laugh at you. Your only reaction is to start laughing with them, but that makes them stop.
** The mess in Dr. Backpack's second floor consists of cola cans everywhere, books on clothes, and "armchairs on top of hot dog wagons", the last of which isn't given any particular notice.
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight:
** You describe an elevator in the middle of a zombie-filled forest as "normal.
** When you see something you think is money on the ground, but it isn't, some trucks look out from behind a tree and laugh at you. Your only reaction is to start laughing with them, but that makes them stop.
** The mess in Dr. Backpack's second floor consists of cola cans everywhere, books on clothes, and "armchairs on top of hot dog wagons", the last of which isn't given any particular notice.
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* TheNineties: The Zombie Forest route is implied to take place in the 90s. Specifically, 1997.
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--> ''She has the most amazing scent you've ever seen. Sometimes you bump into her on purpose.''
--> ''She has the most amazing scent you've ever seen. Sometimes you bump into her on purpose.''
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--> ''She
She has the most amazing scent you've ever seen. Sometimes you bump into her on purpose.''
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* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Big One and Little One, the vampire children. {{Justified}}, as the narrator tells us that they don’t actually have names.
* EvilSmellsBad: It's mentioned several times that the zombies smell putrid. {{Justified}}, as they are decaying corpses. Later, they are described as smelling of robots and scabs.
* EvilSmellsBad: It's mentioned several times that the zombies smell putrid. {{Justified}}, as they are decaying corpses. Later, they are described as smelling of robots and scabs.
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* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Big One and Little One, the vampire children. {{Justified}}, {{Justified|Trope}}, as the narrator tells us that they don’t actually have names.
* EvilSmellsBad: It's mentioned several times that the zombies smell putrid.{{Justified}}, {{Justified|Trope}}, as they are decaying corpses. Later, they are described as smelling of robots and scabs.
* EvilSmellsBad: It's mentioned several times that the zombies smell putrid.
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** At one point you will start thinking about having a baby with Zoe, your cousin. She asks you to wait until you’re not in a zombie-filled forest.
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** At one point you will start thinking about having a baby with Zoe, your cousin. She asks you to wait until you’re you're not in a zombie-filled forest.
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* TheManyDeathsOfYou
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* TheNineties: The Zombie Forest route is implied to take place in the 90s. Specifically, 1997.
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Due to the nature of the medium, the plot varies depending on the choices you make, but the story is primarily about [[SecondPersonNarration you]] and your cousin [[TheAce Zoe]] trying to get to school through a [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies zombie]]-infested [[DontGoInTheWoods forest]]. [[ForWantOfANail Or, if you choose to stay home from school,]] you end up a middle-aged loser dad to two vampire children who walk all over you.
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Due to the nature of the medium, the plot varies depending on the choices you make, but the story is primarily about [[SecondPersonNarration you]] and your cousin [[TheAce Zoe]] trying to get to school through a [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies zombie]]-infested [[DontGoInTheWoods forest]]. [[ForWantOfANail Or, if you choose to stay home from school,]] school, you end up a middle-aged loser dad to two vampire children who walk all over you.
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* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: If you accidently kill your cousin Zoe and then [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone reflect on what you've done]], the LemonyNarrator - the one that constantly [[ThisLoserIsYou mocks you]] and makes [[DeadpanSnarker snarky jokes at your expence]] - will suddenly become very supportive of you, consoling you and convincing you to move on... [[SubvertedTrope Only to return to his old persona]], [[BlackComedy ironically remarking]] how you're lucky that [[ForgottenFallenFriend nobody mentions Zoe]] because you killed her.
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* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: If you accidently kill your cousin Zoe and then [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone reflect on what you've done]], the LemonyNarrator - the one that constantly [[ThisLoserIsYou mocks you]] and makes [[DeadpanSnarker snarky jokes at your expence]] expense]] - will suddenly become very supportive of you, consoling you and convincing you to move on... [[SubvertedTrope Only to return to his old persona]], [[BlackComedy ironically remarking]] how you're lucky that [[ForgottenFallenFriend nobody mentions Zoe]] because you killed her.
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* PerverseSexualLust: You sometimes bump into Zoe on purpose just to smell her, and Brad is mentioned to like her feet (shortly after it is mentioned you and Brad are just alike, implying you ''also'' like her feet).
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* AmbiguouslyGay: You make some suggestive comments after Brad saves your life.
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* AmbiguouslyGay: AmbiguouslyBi: You make some suggestive comments after Brad saves your life.life, and seem quite taken with [[KissingCousins your cousin]], Zoe.
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--> ''She has the most amazing scent you've ever seen. Sometimes you bump into her on purpose.''
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: After Brad saves you, the book tells you to "jerk off to his winning smile later."
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* IllBeInMyBunk: Implied; after Brad saves you, the book tells you to "jerk off to his winning smile later."
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* PatheticallyWeak: It's said that your ''grandmother'' is stronger than you are. The game repeatedly insults you for being a wimp and making stupid decision.
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* PatheticallyWeak: It's said that your ''grandmother'' is stronger than you are. The game repeatedly insults you for being a wimp and making stupid decision.decisions.
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* AbusiveParents: Possibly your mom, if her threats about "the hook" are anything to go by.
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* AbusiveParents: Possibly your mom, if her threats about AbusiveParents:
** Your mom threatens to give you "the hook"are anything and "scramble your face". When she writes a note asking you to go by.to the store, she insists that ''you will obey her always''.
** If you become rich, you send your vampire children off to a boarding school in the middle of nowhere, and you hope they're doing badly.
** Your mom threatens to give you "the hook"
** If you become rich, you send your vampire children off to a boarding school in the middle of nowhere, and you hope they're doing badly.
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* BittersweetEnding: In one ending, you let yourself get caught by the zombies. Turns out they're not out to eat you, but they just need your help. You spend the rest of your life as a Forest Cop, showing educational videos to schoolkids and preventing anyone from shooting up the forest. "It's a bad life, and you don't like it, but the zombies need you -- and that feels nice."
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** A zombie going towards you is like "a rainbow-colored moose with fear for antlers".
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* MaliciousMisnaming: Sal calls you "Dr. Dumpster" when he meets you in the forest.
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* PatheticallyWeak: It's said that your ''grandmother'' is stronger than you are. The game repeatedly insults you for being a wimp and making stupid decision.
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''[[https://botnik.org/goosebumps/ Welcome to Sand Hands]]'' is a {{Gamebook|s}} “written” by the folks at [[https://www.botnik.org/studios.html Botnik Studios]] using predictive text keyboards trained on books in the ''Literature/GiveYourselfGoosebumps'' series, similarly to their other production, ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndThePortraitOfWhatLookedLikeALargePileOfAsh''. Like that work, this results in a hilarious mix of WordSaladHumor, unintentional sarcastic {{parody}} and mind-melting insanity.
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''[[https://botnik.org/goosebumps/ Welcome to Sand Hands]]'' is a {{Gamebook|s}} “written” "written" by the folks at [[https://www.botnik.org/studios.html Botnik Studios]] using predictive text keyboards trained on books in the ''Literature/GiveYourselfGoosebumps'' series, similarly to their other production, ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndThePortraitOfWhatLookedLikeALargePileOfAsh''. Like that work, this results in a hilarious mix of WordSaladHumor, unintentional sarcastic {{parody}} and mind-melting insanity.
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--> ''You can't imagine what it's like to be good-looking.''
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* WeHardlyKnewYe
--> ''"I need help with this maze!" you scream. The friendly Maze Monkey pops up from the maze and is immediately snatched by its greatest enemy, the Maze Monkey Eagle.''\\
--> ''"I need help with this maze!" you scream. The friendly Maze Monkey pops up from the maze and is immediately snatched by its greatest enemy, the Maze Monkey Eagle.''\\
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* WeHardlyKnewYe
--> ''"IWeHardlyKnewYe:
-->''"I need help with this maze!" you scream. The friendly Maze Monkey pops up from the maze and is immediately snatched by its greatest enemy, the Maze Monkey Eagle.''\\
--> ''"I
-->''"I need help with this maze!" you scream. The friendly Maze Monkey pops up from the maze and is immediately snatched by its greatest enemy, the Maze Monkey Eagle.''\\
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* TorchesAndPitchforks: In the Music/{{Rush}} ending[[spoiler:, you turn the crowd against your vampire kids and someone kicks their teeth in]]. The book tells you this is a GoodEnding.
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* TorchesAndPitchforks: In the Music/{{Rush}} Music/{{Rush|Band}} ending[[spoiler:, you turn the crowd against your vampire kids and someone kicks their teeth in]]. The book tells you this is a GoodEnding.
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* BalefulPolymorph: At one point you can be turned into a broom in Dr. Backpack's lab.
* ForcedTransformation: At one point you can be turned into a broom in Dr. Backpack's lab.
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** Attacking Dr. Backpack gets you [[BalefulPolymorph turned into a broom]].
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** Attacking Dr. Backpack gets you [[BalefulPolymorph [[ForcedTransformation turned into a broom]].
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* AccidentalMisnaming: A ghost horse calls you “Denny”. Granted, your name is [[NoNameGiven never specified]], but if you tell the horse your name is Denny, the LemonyNarrator will point out that you are lying.
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* AccidentalMisnaming: A ghost horse calls you “Denny”. "Denny." Granted, your name is [[NoNameGiven never specified]], but if you tell the horse your name is Denny, the LemonyNarrator will point out that you are lying.
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: After Brad saves you, the book tells you to "jerk off to his winning smile later".
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: After Brad saves you, the book tells you to "jerk off to his winning smile later".later."
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* AmbiguousSituation: The book mentions that a man named Pancakes Rocky used to be your stepdad. It is unclear whether he and your mother divorced or if he died. The fact that you consider calling him implies he is alive, but the story has shown that [[DeathIsCheap death isn’t quite the roadblock it used to be.]]
* [[AmicableExes Amicably Divorced]]: Pancakes Rocky used to be your stepdad, and is apparently on good enough terms with the family that you consider calling him to ask for pancake batter. Y’know, to fill the batter crate.
* AndThatsTerrible: Getting eaten by zombies isn’t very fun.
* [[AmicableExes Amicably Divorced]]: Pancakes Rocky used to be your stepdad, and is apparently on good enough terms with the family that you consider calling him to ask for pancake batter. Y’know, to fill the batter crate.
* AndThatsTerrible: Getting eaten by zombies isn’t very fun.
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* AmbiguousSituation: The book mentions that a man named Pancakes Rocky used to be your stepdad. It is unclear whether he and your mother divorced or if he died. The fact that you consider calling him implies he is alive, but the story has shown that [[DeathIsCheap death isn’t isn't quite the roadblock it used to be.]]
* [[AmicableExes Amicably Divorced]]: Pancakes Rocky used to be your stepdad, and is apparently on good enough terms with the family that you consider calling him to ask for pancake batter.Y’know, Y'know, to fill the batter crate.
* AndThatsTerrible: Getting eaten by zombiesisn’t isn't very fun.
* [[AmicableExes Amicably Divorced]]: Pancakes Rocky used to be your stepdad, and is apparently on good enough terms with the family that you consider calling him to ask for pancake batter.
* AndThatsTerrible: Getting eaten by zombies
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** There's also "Tombo the Man-piano", [[NoodleIncident whoever he is]].
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** There's also "Tombo the Man-piano", Man-piano," [[NoodleIncident whoever he is]].
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* BadlyBatteredBabysitter: You become one when you have to watch your vampire stepchildren while their mother is “knocking golf balls toward targets.”
* BalefulPolymorph: At one point you can be turned into a broom in Dr. Backpack’s lab.
* BalefulPolymorph: At one point you can be turned into a broom in Dr. Backpack’s lab.
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* BadlyBatteredBabysitter: You become one when you have to watch your vampire stepchildren while their mother is “knocking "knocking golf balls toward targets.”
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* BalefulPolymorph: At one point you can be turned into a broom in Dr.Backpack’s Backpack's lab.
* BalefulPolymorph: At one point you can be turned into a broom in Dr.
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** When you're captured by a dragon, what do you say to it? "Barf pants". The narrator even points out how idiotic that is.
** The dragon's name-calling isn't any better. He calls you 'mean names' like "bathroom boy" and "worst idiot".
** The dragon's name-calling isn't any better. He calls you 'mean names' like "bathroom boy" and "worst idiot".
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** When you're captured by a dragon, what do you say to it? "Barf pants". pants." The narrator even points out how idiotic that is.
** The dragon's name-calling isn't any better. He calls you 'mean names' like "bathroom boy" and "worstidiot".idiot."
** The dragon's name-calling isn't any better. He calls you 'mean names' like "bathroom boy" and "worst
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* BreakingTheFourthWall: At one point you're offered the choice of vacuuming the floor instead of advancing the plot, in which case the text tells you to “put this book down, Mom.” [[spoiler:If you select this option you're redirected to the front cover.]]
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* BreakingTheFourthWall: At one point you're offered the choice of vacuuming the floor instead of advancing the plot, in which case the text tells you to “put "put this book down, Mom.” " [[spoiler:If you select this option you're redirected to the front cover.]]
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* CoolOldGuy: Dr. Backpack. Despite being an old man with an [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin “old man voice”]], he is a scientist who invented a time machine and lives in a house with vampire tigers, a room full of disembodied screams, and a secret floor panel into a tube that turns would-be assailants into brooms.
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* CoolOldGuy: Dr. Backpack. Despite being an old man with an [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin “old "old man voice”]], voice,"]] he is a scientist who invented a time machine and lives in a house with vampire tigers, a room full of disembodied screams, and a secret floor panel into a tube that turns would-be assailants into brooms.
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* FatherIWantToMarryMyBrother: You’re a bit ''too'' fond of your cousin Zoe, and at one point outright contemplate having a baby with her.
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* FatherIWantToMarryMyBrother: You’re You're a bit ''too'' fond of your cousin Zoe, and at one point outright contemplate having a baby with her.
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* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Scoop, Mysterious Mark and the Elevator Twins are all described as “your least favorite friends.”
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* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Scoop, Mysterious Mark and the Elevator Twins are all described as “your "your least favorite friends.”"
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* HisNameReallyIsBarkeep: “Mom” may actually be your mom’s name, since your cousin Zoe calls her “Aunt Mom”. Also, Big One and Little One, your vampire stepsons.
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* HisNameReallyIsBarkeep: “Mom” "Mom" may actually be your mom’s mom's name, since your cousin Zoe calls her “Aunt Mom”. "Aunt Mom." Also, Big One and Little One, your vampire stepsons.
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* IceCreamKoan: Dr. Backpack explains time this way, staring with "Let's say time is like a pair of kids pretending to be sunglasses, And space is the man in white coveralls munching on alien eggs. Then you can think of my machine as the cutoff jeans...", and finishing with "...squeezing the life out of an orange. [[SarcasmMode Does that make sense?]]"
* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Zombie Forest and The Room of Your Scream both qualify. [[spoiler: The scream room is actually just a room that contains the sound of screaming.]]
* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Zombie Forest and The Room of Your Scream both qualify. [[spoiler: The scream room is actually just a room that contains the sound of screaming.]]
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* IceCreamKoan: Dr. Backpack explains time this way, staring with "Let's say time is like a pair of kids pretending to be sunglasses, And space is the man in white coveralls munching on alien eggs. Then you can think of my machine as the cutoff jeans...", ," and finishing with "...squeezing the life out of an orange. [[SarcasmMode Does that make sense?]]"
* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Zombie Forest and The Room of Your Scream both qualify.[[spoiler: The [[spoiler:The scream room is actually just a room that contains the sound of screaming.]]
* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Zombie Forest and The Room of Your Scream both qualify.
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** When Zoe punches you in the face you think it's "kind of hot".
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** When Zoe punches you in the face you think it's "kind of hot".hot."
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* TheNameless: Your vampire children are referred to as "the big one" and "the little one." The narrative outright states “They don't have names.”
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* TheNameless: Your vampire children are referred to as "the big one" and "the little one." The narrative outright states “They "They don't have names.”"
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** The ball rolling off into the zombie-filled woods is described as "not a good thing".
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** The ball rolling off into the zombie-filled woods is described as "not a good thing".thing."
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* NeverSayDie: The talking dog announces that "you're about to get rid of your life".
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* NeverSayDie: The talking dog announces that "you're about to get rid of your life".life."
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** Your aunt (Presumably Zoe’s mother) getting stabbed by “that man”.
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** Your aunt (Presumably Zoe’s Zoe's mother) getting stabbed by “that man”."that man."
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* NoSympathy: Whenever Zoe brings up her MissingMom the protagonist callously ignores her. Since the protagonist is “[[SecondPersonNarration you]]” this becomes a case of ProtagonistCenteredMorality.
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* NoSympathy: Whenever Zoe brings up her MissingMom the protagonist callously ignores her. Since the protagonist is “[[SecondPersonNarration you]]” "[[SecondPersonNarration you]]" this becomes a case of ProtagonistCenteredMorality.
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* OhMyGods: At one point you exclaim "What in heaven's hands!".
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* OhMyGods: At one point you exclaim "What in heaven's hands!".hands!"
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** When you turn into rock the narrator calls you "bad to the stone".
** If you are turned into a broom the narrator points out that there's "no sweep for the wicked".
** If you are turned into a broom the narrator points out that there's "no sweep for the wicked".
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** When you turn into rock the narrator calls you "bad to the stone".
stone."
** If you are turned into a broom the narrator points out that there's "no sweep for thewicked".wicked."
** If you are turned into a broom the narrator points out that there's "no sweep for the
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* RiddleForTheAges: We never find out what “shmare” is, even though it's referenced several times. All we know is it's a food.
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* RiddleForTheAges: We never find out what “shmare” "shmare" is, even though it's referenced several times. All we know is it's a food.
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** Happens to your hands if you get the titular "Sand Hands".
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** Happens to your hands if you get the titular "Sand Hands".Hands."
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** Zoe has "the most amazing scent you've ever seen".
** The school bus sounds of "rubber wheels and yellow".
** The school bus sounds of "rubber wheels and yellow".
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** Zoe has "the most amazing scent you've ever seen".
seen."
** The school bus sounds of "rubber wheels andyellow".yellow."
** The school bus sounds of "rubber wheels and
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** If you do not retrieve the ball from the forest you try to justify this to yourself by saying "It's not like it was a ''medicine'' ball". However, when you get to school Brad is ill and can apparently only be cured by playing basketball.
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** If you do not retrieve the ball from the forest you try to justify this to yourself by saying "It's not like it was a ''medicine'' ball". ball." However, when you get to school Brad is ill and can apparently only be cured by playing basketball.
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** A pretty jarring example; when you and Dr. Backpack hide from the vampire tigers, Backpack suddenly jumps from under the cover and proclaims "I'm Backpack!". Naturally, this gets him mauled to death.
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** A pretty jarring example; when you and Dr. Backpack hide from the vampire tigers, Backpack suddenly jumps from under the cover and proclaims "I'm Backpack!". Backpack!" Naturally, this gets him mauled to death.
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* {{Understatement}}: Being eaten by zombies is said to be "not very fun".
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: You describe an elevator in the middle of a zombie-filled forest as "normal".
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: You describe an elevator in the middle of a zombie-filled forest as "normal".
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* {{Understatement}}: Being eaten by zombies is said to be "not very fun".
fun."
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: You describe an elevator in the middle of a zombie-filled forest as"normal"."normal."
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: You describe an elevator in the middle of a zombie-filled forest as
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* YouNeedABreathMint: On one route you sink into the ground and die. As you do so, a worm tells you that your breath stinks.
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* YouNeedABreathMint: On one route you sink into the ground and die. As you do so, a worm tells you that your breath stinks.stinks.
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** Zoe blames the skateboard for the three of you getting lost in the forest, so [[DisproportionateRetribution it strangles you and her]] for ''[[UpToEleven five hours]]''.
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** Zoe blames the skateboard for the three of you getting lost in the forest, so [[DisproportionateRetribution it strangles you and her]] for ''[[UpToEleven five hours]]''.''five hours''.
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Due to the nature of the medium, the plot varies depending on the choices you make, but the story is primarily about [[SecondPersonNarration you]] and your cousin [[TheAce Zoe]] trying to get to school through a [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies zombie]]-infested [[DontGoInTheWoods forest]]. [[ForWantOfANail Or, if you choose to stay home from school,]] you end up [[AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent a middle-aged loser dad to two vampire children who walk all over you]].
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Due to the nature of the medium, the plot varies depending on the choices you make, but the story is primarily about [[SecondPersonNarration you]] and your cousin [[TheAce Zoe]] trying to get to school through a [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies zombie]]-infested [[DontGoInTheWoods forest]]. [[ForWantOfANail Or, if you choose to stay home from school,]] you end up [[AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent a middle-aged loser dad to two vampire children who walk all over you]].
you.
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-->''It's over. You lie there, black and red. But you've lived more in five minutes than you have in your nicest dreams, and you die a huge golden man with a smile.''
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* EyeColorChange: Zoe's eyes turn pink when she gets angry at you for shrinking.
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* MoodRingEyes: Zoe's eyes turn pink when she gets angry at you for shrinking.
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* SchrodingersGun: If you don't look for your lost ball, Brad turns out to be sick when you get to school, but he's perfectly healthy in other routes and even finds the ball himself in one of them.
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* GoOutWithASmile: Happens to you in one ending [[spoiler:if you go to the future and fight the spy in the oil slick.]]
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''[[https://botnik.org/goosebumps/ Welcome to Sand Hands]]'' is a {{Gamebook|s}} “written” by the folks at Creator/BotnikStudios [[https://www.botnik.org/studios.html]] using predictive text keyboards trained on books in the ''Literature/GiveYourselfGoosebumps'' series, similarly to their other production, ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndThePortraitOfWhatLookedLikeALargePileOfAsh''. Like that work, this results in a hilarious mix of WordSaladHumor, unintentional sarcastic {{parody}} and mind-melting insanity.
Due to the nature of the medium the plot varies depending on the choices you make, but the story is primarily about [[SecondPersonNarration you]] and your cousin [[TheAce Zoe]] trying to get to school through a [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies zombie]]-infested [[DontGoInTheWoods forest]]. [[ForWantOfANail Or, if you choose to stay home from school,]] you end up [[AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent a middle-aged loser dad to two vampire children who walk all over you]].
Due to the nature of the medium the plot varies depending on the choices you make, but the story is primarily about [[SecondPersonNarration you]] and your cousin [[TheAce Zoe]] trying to get to school through a [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies zombie]]-infested [[DontGoInTheWoods forest]]. [[ForWantOfANail Or, if you choose to stay home from school,]] you end up [[AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent a middle-aged loser dad to two vampire children who walk all over you]].
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''[[https://botnik.org/goosebumps/ Welcome to Sand Hands]]'' is a {{Gamebook|s}} “written” by the folks at Creator/BotnikStudios [[https://www.botnik.org/studios.html]] html Botnik Studios]] using predictive text keyboards trained on books in the ''Literature/GiveYourselfGoosebumps'' series, similarly to their other production, ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndThePortraitOfWhatLookedLikeALargePileOfAsh''. Like that work, this results in a hilarious mix of WordSaladHumor, unintentional sarcastic {{parody}} and mind-melting insanity.
Due to the nature of themedium medium, the plot varies depending on the choices you make, but the story is primarily about [[SecondPersonNarration you]] and your cousin [[TheAce Zoe]] trying to get to school through a [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies zombie]]-infested [[DontGoInTheWoods forest]]. [[ForWantOfANail Or, if you choose to stay home from school,]] you end up [[AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent a middle-aged loser dad to two vampire children who walk all over you]].
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** The skateboard in Zombie Forest, who can move, talk, and seems to have hands and shoulders.
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** The skateboard in Zombie Forest, who can move, talk, talk and seems to have hands and shoulders.
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* EerilyOutOfPlaceObject: The pay phone and elevator in the middle of Zombie Forest.
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* EerilyOutOfPlaceObject: The pay phone payphone and elevator in the middle of Zombie Forest.
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** There's a gulliotine and you can try and stick your neck in it. Even ''the Narrator'' will warn you against this action, but if you persist, you can end your life in a very silly fashion.
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** There's a gulliotine guillotine and you can try and stick your neck in it. Even ''the Narrator'' will warn you against this action, but if you persist, you can end your life in a very silly fashion.
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* TheUndead: Both [[OurZombiesAreDifferent zombies]] and [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires]] are prevalent.
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* TheUndead: Both [[OurZombiesAreDifferent zombies]] and [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires]] are prevalent. You also encounter a ghost horse on one route.
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''[[https://botnik.org/goosebumps/ Welcome to Sand Hands]]'' is a {{Gamebook|s}} “written” by the folks at [[https://www.botnik.org/studios.html Botnik Studios]] using predictive text keyboards trained on books in the ''Literature/GiveYourselfGoosebumps'' series, similarly to their other production, ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndThePortraitOfWhatLookedLikeALargePileOfAsh''. Like that work, this results in a hilarious mix of WordSaladHumor, unintentional sarcastic {{parody}} and mind-melting insanity.
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''[[https://botnik.org/goosebumps/ Welcome to Sand Hands]]'' is a {{Gamebook|s}} “written” by the folks at Creator/BotnikStudios [[https://www.botnik.org/studios.html Botnik Studios]] html]] using predictive text keyboards trained on books in the ''Literature/GiveYourselfGoosebumps'' series, similarly to their other production, ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndThePortraitOfWhatLookedLikeALargePileOfAsh''. Like that work, this results in a hilarious mix of WordSaladHumor, unintentional sarcastic {{parody}} and mind-melting insanity.
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* MurderInTheFamily: In one route you mistake Zoe for a zombie and kill her.
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* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: If you accidently [[MurderInTheFamily kill your cousin Zoe]] and then [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone reflect on what you've done]], the LemonyNarrator - the one that constantly [[ThisLoserIsYou mocks you]] and makes [[DeadpanSnarker snarky jokes at your expence]] - will suddenly become very supportive of you, consoling you and convincing you to move on... [[SubvertedTrope Only to return to his old persona]], [[BlackComedy ironically remarking]] how you're lucky that [[ForgottenFallenFriend nobody mentions Zoe]] because you killed her.
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* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: If you accidently [[MurderInTheFamily kill your cousin Zoe]] Zoe and then [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone reflect on what you've done]], the LemonyNarrator - the one that constantly [[ThisLoserIsYou mocks you]] and makes [[DeadpanSnarker snarky jokes at your expence]] - will suddenly become very supportive of you, consoling you and convincing you to move on... [[SubvertedTrope Only to return to his old persona]], [[BlackComedy ironically remarking]] how you're lucky that [[ForgottenFallenFriend nobody mentions Zoe]] because you killed her.
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* YouNeedABreathMint: On one route you sink into the ground and die. As you do so, a worm tells you that your breath stinks.
%% * FamilyUnfriendlyAesop: If you don't lie to the ghost horse about being Denny you don't get the hint to eat the orange rather than the pear. You eat the pear and die, and the narrator outright mocks you for valuing honesty too much [[BrokenAesop (even though when you first meet the ghost horse, there's nothing that suggests lying would be more beneficial than telling the truth)]].
%% * FamilyUnfriendlyAesop: If you don't lie to the ghost horse about being Denny you don't get the hint to eat the orange rather than the pear. You eat the pear and die, and the narrator outright mocks you for valuing honesty too much [[BrokenAesop (even though when you first meet the ghost horse, there's nothing that suggests lying would be more beneficial than telling the truth)]].
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* YouNeedABreathMint: On one route you sink into the ground and die. As you do so, a worm tells you that your breath stinks.
%% * FamilyUnfriendlyAesop: If you don't lie to the ghost horse about being Denny you don't get the hint to eat the orange rather than the pear. You eat the pear and die, and the narrator outright mocks you for valuing honesty too much [[BrokenAesop (even though when you first meet the ghost horse, there's nothing that suggests lying would be more beneficial than telling the truth)]].stinks.
%% * FamilyUnfriendlyAesop: If you don't lie to the ghost horse about being Denny you don't get the hint to eat the orange rather than the pear. You eat the pear and die, and the narrator outright mocks you for valuing honesty too much [[BrokenAesop (even though when you first meet the ghost horse, there's nothing that suggests lying would be more beneficial than telling the truth)]].
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* {{Adorkable}}: The magician. He acts sheepish and awkward around you, but he offers you cookies and gives you a sword.
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** The {{Adorkable}} magician who gives you the sword looks pretty harmless... But if you dare to bite him, he WILL kill you without remorse.
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** The {{Adorkable}} endearingly awkward magician who gives you the sword looks pretty harmless... But if you dare to bite him, he WILL kill you without remorse.
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* IceKoan: Dr. Backpack explains time this way, staring with "Let's say time is like a pair of kids pretending to be sunglasses, And space is the man in white coveralls munching on alien eggs. Then you can think of my machine as the cutoff jeans...", and finishing with "...squeezing the life out of an orange. [[SarcasmMode Does that make sense?]]"
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* IceKoan: IceCreamKoan: Dr. Backpack explains time this way, staring with "Let's say time is like a pair of kids pretending to be sunglasses, And space is the man in white coveralls munching on alien eggs. Then you can think of my machine as the cutoff jeans...", and finishing with "...squeezing the life out of an orange. [[SarcasmMode Does that make sense?]]"
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** Zoe's husband is also particularly unpleasant toward you, refusing to let you see your own cousin, unless you answer his question correctly.
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** Zoe's husband is also particularly unpleasant toward you, refusing to let you see your own cousin, unless you answer his question questions correctly.
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* IceKoan: Dr. Backpack explains time this way, staring with "Let's say time is like a pair of kids pretending to be sunglasses, And space is the man in white coveralls munching on alien eggs. Then you can think of my machine as the cutoff jeans...", and finishing with "...squeezing the life out of an orange. [[SarcasmMode Does that make sense?]]"
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* BigBadDuumvirate: The vampire kids are the key antagonists in the BadFuture arc.
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** Sal the Bus Driver. [[EstablishingCharacterMoment The very first thing]] he does is driving right next to your house, [[ForTheLulz just to make a rude joke]], and drive away.
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** Zoe's husband is also particularly unpleasant toward you, refusing to let you see your own cousin, unless you answer his question correctly.
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** There's a gulliotine and you can try and stick your neck in it. Even ''the Narrator'' will warn you against this action, but if you persist, you can end your life in a very silly fashion.
** A pretty jarring example; when you and Dr. Backpack hide from the vampire tigers, Backpack suddenly jumps from under the cover and proclaims "I'm Backpack!". Naturally, this gets him mauled to death.
** A pretty jarring example; when you and Dr. Backpack hide from the vampire tigers, Backpack suddenly jumps from under the cover and proclaims "I'm Backpack!". Naturally, this gets him mauled to death.
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* CoolOldGuy: Dr. Backpack. Despite being an old man with an [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin “old man voice”]], he is a scientist who invented a time machine and lives in a house with vampire tigers, a room full of disembodied screams, and a secret floor panel into a tube that turns would-be assaulters into brooms.
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* CoolOldGuy: Dr. Backpack. Despite being an old man with an [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin “old man voice”]], he is a scientist who invented a time machine and lives in a house with vampire tigers, a room full of disembodied screams, and a secret floor panel into a tube that turns would-be assaulters assailants into brooms.
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** Zoe blames the skateboard for the three of you getting lost in the forest, so it strangles you and her for ''five hours''.
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** Zoe blames the skateboard for the three of you getting lost in the forest, so [[DisproportionateRetribution it strangles you and her her]] for ''five hours''.''[[UpToEleven five hours]]''.
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* SadistTeacher: In one of the endings, Coach Curly ''beheads'' Zoe, using her head as the ball and later [[YouHaveFailedMe beheads you as well for losing a game]]... [[DisproportionateRetribution all because you lost "the lucky ball" in the forest.]]
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* SadistTeacher: In one of the bad endings, Coach Curly ''beheads'' Zoe, using her head as the ball and later [[YouHaveFailedMe beheads you as well for losing a game]]... [[DisproportionateRetribution all because you lost "the lucky ball" in the forest.]]
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** [[{{Jerkass}} Sal the Bus Driver]] also qualifies, first he stops at your house just to throw a rude joke and drive away without you. Later, he can show up at the Zombie Forest and try to murder you [[ForTheEvulz for no apparent reason]], taunting you all the way. Luckily, [[KarmicDeath you can kill the bastard]] with the Magician's sword if you have one.
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** [[{{Jerkass}} Sal the Bus Driver]] also qualifies, first he stops at your house just to throw a rude joke and drive away without you. Later, he can show up at the Zombie Forest and try to murder you [[ForTheEvulz for no apparent reason]], reason]][[note]] Actually, he gives up to 400 reasons to kill you (and the Narrator agrees they're pretty good) but none of them are specified[[/note]], taunting you all the way. Luckily, [[KarmicDeath you can kill the bastard]] with the Magician's sword if you have one.