History Fanfic / LegolasByLaura

* BeigeProse:

There, Legolas stands by laura's side until she wakes up. When she does, he kisses her, and she asks him if he wants to be her boyfriend. He says yes even though he's supposed to be her adoptive brother and laura is ten years old. They discuss their terrible experiences, and Aragorn enters the room. The story ends there, never to be resumed.

* YouFailGeographyForever: Mirkwood is ''not'' five minutes' walk away from Mordor, and Rivendell is on the ''opposite'' side of Mirkwood behind a mountain range. Then again, as far as we know, "Mondor" might be quite close to "Milkwood".
** In fact, the Middle-Earth geography fails were so bad that when [[MarySueHunter the PPC]] killed it, they didn't send the Department of Mary Sues, they sent the Department of Geographical Aberrations.

--> '''Alice''': Elmer Fudd is giving English classes, I see.

--> '''Shania:''' Isn't that Elvish for "Obvious love interest"?

--> '''Alice:''' Oh, it looks like Laura needs to learn how to share.

-->'''Johnny (Legolas):''' Where the hell is my periods and commas?

--> '''Johnny:''' When you hire 'gards', this stuff is bound to happen.

--> '''Shania:''' Gah! Legolas has turned into a stereotypical gay guy!

* SaidBookism: Completely averted.

* CallOnMe: Possibly an example (it's hard to say), when Gandalf manages to make the hobbits appear by just wishing for them.
--> '''Shania:''' Imagine the length of the original story if they had that.

* ComfortingComforter: Strider takes off his coat and puts it around Laura after she is rescued from the orcs.

The story can be found [[http://web.archive.org/web/20120615115007/http://www.freewebs.com/me_gaya/legolas.html here]], courtesy of the ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum. TVTropes will take no responsibility for brain damage suffered should you choose to read it.[[note]] [[DrivenToSuicide *Cttttlik!* *BANG!*]] [[/note]] The [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=legolas+by+laura&search_type=&aq=f dramatic readings]] may help to soften the blow. There is also a review done by WebVideo/TheFanFictionCritic for it, which might help more. And now a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IECKGp-tLb0 live-action trailer]], complete with ''MyChemicalRomance'' and a baffling shoutout to ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo''. God help us all. There's also a riffing found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/9/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000 here]] and a PPC mission [[https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1PZ2DmYKQ2Z0-sW425KcdTXyUBkTURKfn8RiUxUKum44 here]].

The story can be found [[http://www.freewebs.com/me_gaya/legolas.html here]], courtesy of the ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum. TVTropes will take no responsibility for brain damage suffered should you choose to read it.[[note]] [[DrivenToSuicide *Cttttlik!* *BANG!*]] [[/note]] The [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=legolas+by+laura&search_type=&aq=f dramatic readings]] may help to soften the blow. There is also a review done by WebVideo/TheFanFictionCritic for it, which might help more. And now a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IECKGp-tLb0 live-action trailer]], complete with ''MyChemicalRomance'' and a baffling shoutout to ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo''. God help us all. There's also a riffing found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/9/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000 here]] and a PPC mission [[https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1PZ2DmYKQ2Z0-sW425KcdTXyUBkTURKfn8RiUxUKum44 here]].

The story can be found [[http://www.freewebs.com/me_gaya/legolas.html here]], courtesy of the ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum. TVTropes will take no responsibility for brain damage suffered should you choose to read it.[[note]] [[DrivenToSuicide *Cttttlik!* *BANG!*]] [[/note]] The [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=legolas+by+laura&search_type=&aq=f dramatic readings]] may help to soften the blow. There is also a review done by TheFanFictionCritic for it, which might help more. And now a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IECKGp-tLb0 live-action trailer]], complete with ''MyChemicalRomance'' and a baffling shoutout to ''{{Megatokyo}}''. God help us all. There's also a riffing found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/9/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000 here]] and a PPC mission [[https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1PZ2DmYKQ2Z0-sW425KcdTXyUBkTURKfn8RiUxUKum44 here]].

* IndecisiveParody: According to the God Awful FanFiction board, "Laura" confessed on one occasion to being a troll, but on another occasion tried to pass her poor writing off as being the result of learning difficulties.

* DramaticReading: Lots of them. It's really short, so can usually fit in a single Website/YouTube video. The most popular one is by Tropers/ManWithoutABody with a video to go with it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg here]].

"Describe legolas by laura here."

Do we have to?

Officially, it's titled "legolas." But this legendary badfic has become inextricably linked with its author in the minds of ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' fandom, with good reason, and it is now generally known as "legolas by laura", complete with lack of capitalisation.

* BeigeProse: Alice: Elmer Fudd is giving English classes, I see.

Compare with ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' and ''MyInnerLife''.
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* DramaticReading: Lots of them. It's really short, so can usually fit in a single Website/{{Youtube}} video.
** The most popular one is by Tropers/ManWithoutABody with a video to go with it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg here]].

Officially, it's titled "legolas." But this legendary badfic has become inextricably linked with its author in the minds of the LordOfTheRings fandom, with good reason, and it is now generally known as "legolas by laura", complete with lack of capitalisation.

* DidNotDoTheResearch: So much. For starters, Legolas doesn't have a castle. He and his father King Thranduil live in a ''fortified cave'', in the Mountains of Mirkwood.

** SOME ''RISING''!

Legolas and laura "horseride" through the forest and meet Aragorn and Gandalf. Legolas introduces laura to them. Later, they go back to Legolas's "castle". Legolas asks Aragorn and Gandalf if they can stay. They say yes.

--> Shania: Isn't that Elvish for "Obvious love interest"?

--> Shania: Imagine the length of the original story if they had that.

--> Alice: Oh, it looks like Laura needs to learn how to share.

* CurbStompBattle: Gandalf and ''Sauron''. If you're familiar with the backstory, this isn't necessarily as one-sided a match as you might think if you just saw the movie. Gandalf and Sauron are both beings of the same order (the Maiar... basically, angels, though Sauron is very definitely of the "fallen" brand). It still wouldn't be a "fun time" for Gandalf, though.

The story begins with Legolas riding through the woods and finding a baby "whaped" in "colth". Thanks to [[MarySue Suvian]] influence, he picks her up, names her "laura", and goes to his house to show her to his father and mother. They then adopt her.

Ten years later, laura asks Legolas to teach her how to ride a horse. He agrees. Soon after, Aragorn and Gandalf visit Mirkwood. Despite it being ten years since Legolas adopted laura, they don't know about laura. Sauron plans to kidnap her for no reason at all.

Legolas and laura "horseride" through the forest and meet Aragorn and Gandalf. Legolas introduces laura to them. Later, they go back to Legolas's "castle". Legolas asks Aragorn and Gandalf if they can stay. They say yes.

After having tea, they go to bed, and a random bunch of Orcs capture laura. The guards do nothing, and laura is taken to "Mondor". There, Sauron tells the Orcs to throw laura in a cell and do whatever they want with her as long as they don't kill her. The orcs "stripe" her and rape her, but laura fends them off by saying, "go away you bastard". Because of that, they "whipe" her and "bet" her almost to death. Then, Sauron goes into the room with a bottle of "posion", which he "injets" into her.

A few hours later, Legolas, Gandalf, and Aragorn get to the front gates of "Mondor". After an inept shouting match, Legolas climbs up to the cell, while Aragorn and Gandalf "run" into "Mondor". There, Gandalf has a duel with Sauron despite the huge power disparity between them.

Meanwhile, Legolas frees laura and kills the Orcs. Aragorn appears. In Sauron's Throne Room (presumably), Gandalf is having a "fun" time trying to kill the Dark Lord and wishes that the Hobbits were there. They then appear. Frodo tells Sauron that he got rid of the Ring, and the Dark Lord is destroyed by Gandalf.

A few more hours pass, and Legolas and laura are on their way back to "Milkwood". She gets sick (due to the "posion"), and Legolas diverts the party to Rivendell, also a few hours away from "Milkwood".

There, Legolas stands by laura's side until she wakes up. When she does, he kisses her, and she asks him if he wants to be her boyfriend. He says yes even though he's supposed to be her adoptive brother and laura is ten years old. They discuss their terrible experiences, and Aragorn enters the room. The story ends there, never to be resumed.

--> Shania: Imagine the length of the original story if they had that.

* DramaticReading: Lots of them. It's really short, so can usually fit in a single YouTube video.

* ColdBloodedTorture: In order, every time, both Laura ''and'' Legolas were 'bet' up, raped, and then were given poison.

The story can be found [[http://www.freewebs.com/me_gaya/legolas.html here]], courtesy of the ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum. TVTropes will take no responsibility for brain damage suffered should you choose to read it.[[hottip:*: [[DrivenToSuicide *Cttttlik!* *BANG!*]] ]] The [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=legolas+by+laura&search_type=&aq=f dramatic readings]] may help to soften the blow. There is also a review done by TheFanFictionCritic for it, which might help more. And now a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IECKGp-tLb0 live-action trailer]], complete with ''MyChemicalRomance'' and a baffling shoutout to ''{{Megatokyo}}''. God help us all. There's also a riffing found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/9/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000 here]] and a PPC mission [[https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1PZ2DmYKQ2Z0-sW425KcdTXyUBkTURKfn8RiUxUKum44 here]].

* {{Lolicon}}: Laura is supposed to be ten, yet the hundreds-of-years-old elf Legolas agrees to "be her boyfriend". Admittedly, to elves, all humans must seem delicately young, but still. She's ten years old.

* RapeAsComedy: Unintentionally.