History Fanfic / BrewdeningLove

* AbusiveParents: Joan's father... [[InformedFlaw at least, according to Erin]]. He mostly comes off as stern (not wanting Joan to go to Edward's home without telling him, or constantly telling Joan to go to school), and is even eager to meet Joan's boyfriend when he finds out she has one.

* BadassPreacher: The Pope is apparently ComicBook/{{Batman}}. His Pope Mobile "look like the Bat Mobile but it's the Pope Mobile", rescues the protagonists after Victoria kills Edward (then resurrects him), and then fights the vampires alongside Jesus.

* AbusiveParents: Joan's father... [[InformedFlaw at least, according to Erin]]. He mostly comes off as stern, and is even eager to meet Joan's boyfriend when he finds out.

* BlackBestFriend: Becca. [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/art/My-friend-Becca-141603849 Oddly]], Erin actually colored her skin the literal color black, not the skin tone, until [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/art/BF4L-171994957 a later drawing]].
** Erin claims she's literally black because she's a "maury". It's not clear whether she's attempting to say "moor" or "Maori".
*** In the comments of the first picture Erin says she's a "New Zealand Mouri", so I guess that settles it.

-->But then I heard a noise, like a bus comming towards me. I looked around and saw...................................................................................A BIG BUS CUMING AT ME!1111

-->Jenny was creaming at me but I couldn’t here her probably.

* WouldHitAGirl: In chapter 28, [[MemeticBadass Brian]] punches Joan, with his reason being "Because I am the FBI and I can."
*** A line which has since become an AscendedMeme.

The gripping epic follows their twu wuv as Erin encounters the rest of the Cullens, the problem vamtpie Jhams, [[CriticalResearchFailure and searches the entire country of]] [[CanadaEh Canada]] [[YouFailGeographyForever in twenty minutes]]. ''Damn'', that Volvo is fast.

* WouldHitAGirl: In chapter 28, [[MemeticBadass Brian]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome punches Joan]], with his reason being "Because I am the FBI and I can."

''Brewdening Love'' is an infamous ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfiction written by Erin Locklea, aka Erin of the Cullen Clan, and is another in the line of ''MyImmortal''-esque fanfics. It stars the MarySue (specifically, she's a [[BlackHoleSue Black Hole]] RelationshipSue) [[OverlyLongName Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smith]] and is so filled with [[RougeAnglesofSatin spelling errors]] that it might as well be in cuneiform.

* DearNegativeReader: The author's notes often yell at the flamers, but never really go into detail to defend her story.

* FanNickname: Mr. Smith was nicknamed Hugo [[ActorAllusion after Hugo Weaving's role]] in ''Film/TheMatrix'' as Agent Smith. Erin doesn't seem to address this.

* WriteWhoYouKnow: Erin [[SelfInsert (as Joan)]], Jenny, Becca, and Father Holden.

** ''Bellas Baby'': A one-shot in which Bella is pregnant with James' demon child and has to get an abortion from [[Literature/HarryPotter Professor McGonagall]]. Was LostForever, can now be found [[http://brewdeninglove.freeiz.com/favorites.htm here.]]

Edward continues to ignore her and she continues to [[StalkerWithACrush stalk]] [[StalkingIsLove him]], going so far as to chase him into the school car lot with him screaming at her to go away. While she contemplates horrid thought that maybe he doesn't like her, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a bus appears out of nowhere and almost hits her]]. To the readers' dismay and hagrin, it does not flatten her; instead, a mysterious somebody who she thinks was Edward beacause "there wore amba eyes glisening in the doost!" saves her in the nick of time. She confronts him later and they magically fall in love.

Now has an ExpandedUniverse -- see [[BrewdeningLoveExpandedUniverse here]].

''Brewdening Love'' is an infamous ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfiction written by Erin Locklea, aka Erin of the Cullen Clan, and is another in the line of ''MyImmortal''-esque fanfics. It stars the MarySue (specifically, she's a {{BlackHole|Sue}} RelationshipSue) [[OverlyLongName Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smith]] and is so filled with [[RougeAnglesofSatin spelling errors]] that it might as well be in cuneiform.

But trouble is on the horizon as it is revealed that Edward is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin VAMPTRE]]! As a devout [[RougeAnglesofSatin Chrisnt]], Joan is worried. And that bit of potential conflict is shoved in the closet when Edward says that he is a "christina vampite" and therefore okay for her to date. Yeah.

Ousted off of fanfiction.net for its spelling, grammar, blatant homophobia and anti-Semitism, and a whole bunch of other atrocities, the fanfic can now be found [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/ here]].

[[caption-width-right:332:[[SarcasmMode True love, indeed.]]]]

* ShallowLoveInterest: Why do Joan and Edward like each other again, other than the whole "hawt" thing?

--> The beginning of [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/art/Brewdening-Love-137395427 Brewdening Love]]. [[ItGotWorse And it's all downhill from there.]]

''Brewdening Love'' is an infamous ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfiction written by Erin Locklea, aka Erin of the Cullen Clan, and is another in the line of ''[[MyImmortal My Immortal]]''-esque fanfics. It stars the MarySue (specifically, she's a {{BlackHole|Sue}} RelationshipSue) [[OverlyLongName Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smith]] and is so filled with [[RougeAnglesofSatin spelling errors]] that it might as well be in cuneiform.

--> "Yesterday, " said brian. I moved hear frome Canada. Canada is a batter citey then Forks [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe thou]]." He told us.

* CostumePorn: Even in the scenes where Joan is depressed, she feels the need to describe everything she's wearing.

* FanNickname: Mr. Smith was nicknamed Hugo [[ActorAllusion after Hugo Weaving's role]] in ''TheMatrix'' as Agent Smith. Erin doesn't seem to address this.

* WriteWhoYouKnow: Erin [[SelfInsert (as Joan)]], Jenny, Becca, and Father Holden.

''Brewdening Love'' is an infamous ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfiction written by Erin Locklea, aka Erin of the Cullen Clan, and is another in the line of ''[[MyImmortal My Immortal]]''-esque fanfics. It stars the MarySue (specifically, she's a [[BlackHoleSue black hole]] RelationshipSue) [[OverlyLongName Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smith]] and is so filled with [[RougeAnglesofSatin spelling errors]] that it might as well be in cuneiform.

The story begins with Joan walking into her English class and suddenly noticing [[GaryStu a boy]] named [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]] (Edwerd, Edwad, Ward, etc.) whom she thinks looks like a god ([[ExactWords not god God because I luv god and thats blamsphemi, so fuc off sinars]]). After giving a [[CostumePorn long description of herself]], she tries to flirt with him but he ignores her. Because he's incredibly sex-ah, she forgives him and decides that, because he is so hot, she wants to be his boyfriend. Yes, [[HoYay boyfriend]].

Edward continues to ignore her and she continues to [[StalkerWithACrush stalk]] [[StalkingIsLove him]], going so far as to chase him into the school car lot with him screaming at her to go away. While she contemplates the, gasp, horrid thought that maybe he doesn't like her, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a bus appears out of nowhere and almost hits her]]. To the readers' dismay and [[TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame chagrin]], it does not flatten her; instead, a mysterious somebody who she thinks was Edward beacause "there wore amba eyes glisening in the doost!" saves her in the nick of time. She confronts him later and they [[ShallowLoveInterest magically fall in love]].

* [[AbusiveParents Abusive Parent]]: Mr. Smith is an alcoholic.

* BreakingTheFourthWall: Chapter 37 was almost entirely centered on [[ShipSinking killing off]] the [[HoYay Brian x Hugo]] fanbase. Also, the revenge chapters, which literally put the critics into the story so they can be killed.

** ''Truelove Fight'': Another crossover, only [[HateFic in bad spirits]]. This one has Edward hunting and killing Franchise/{{Pokemon}} because [[EveryoneIsSatanInHell Pikachu's ears resemble devil horns]].

** ''Edwards Secert'': A rightly loathed one-shot where Edward and Jacob [[YouFailBiologyForever become gay for each other]] and a RoaringRampageOfRevenge is launched against Jacob when he refuses to [[{{Fingore}} cut off one of his own fingers]] as a means of repentance.

* WouldHitAGirl: In chapter 28, [[MemeticBadass Brian]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome punches Joan]], quote: "Because I am the FBI and I can."

* {{Yandere}}: Joan is [[SarcasmMode such a sweet Christian girl]]--[[MurderTheHypotenuse until you get between her and Edward.]]

* {{Crossover}}: In the spin-offs, ''{{Pokemon}}'' and ''Literature/HarryPotter'' characters have shown up.

* HateFic: The SpinOff ''Truelove Fight'' is this to {{Pokemon}}.

** ''Truelove Fight'': Another crossover, only [[HateFic in bad spirits]]. This one has Edward hunting and killing {{Pokemon}} because [[EveryoneIsSatanInHell Pikachu's ears resemble devil horns]].

* {{Crossover}}: In the spin-offs, ''{{Pokemon}}'' and ''HarryPotter'' characters have shown up.

* HoYay: Brian and Hugo. Upon discovering their fans, Erin attempts to [[ShipSinking sink the ship]], but it hasn't affected the fanbase at all.
* {{Jesus}}: He appears in a couple of later chapters and saves Joan's life once.

* LesYay: [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Erin luvs u Jenny, but no homo k?]]

** ''Bellas Baby'': A one-shot in which Bella is pregnant with James' demon child and has to get an abortion from [[HarryPotter Professor McGonagall]]. Was LostForever, can now be found [[http://brewdeninglove.freeiz.com/favorites.htm here.]]

''Brewdening Love'' is an infamous ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfiction written by [[TheFundamentalist ultrareligious]] Erin Locklea, aka Erin of the Cullen Clan, and is another in the line of ''[[MyImmortal My Immortal]]''-esque fanfics. It stars the MarySue (specifically, she's a [[BlackHoleSue black hole]] RelationshipSue) [[OverlyLongName Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smith]] and is so filled with [[RougeAnglesofSatin spelling errors]] that it might as well be in cuneiform.

* [[AbusiveParents Abusive Parent]]: Subverted, [[YourMileageMayVary in some readers' opinions]]. Mr. Smith is supposed to be an alcoholic, but no evidence of this is shown other than one scene where he yells at Joan, which was only because she went to the house of a boy he didn't know without telling him.

** ''Twilight World'': A crossover with the Bible, [[ArtisticLicenseReligiousStudies except with Twilight characters instead of the real characters]]. Formerly called ''Twilight Bible''.

* WouldHitAGirl: In chapter 28, [[MemeticBadass Brian]] punches Joan, quote: "Because I am the FBI and I can."

* WouldHitAGirl: In chapter 37, Joan hits Jenny because she thinks she's trying to take Edward from her, despite Jenny never once hinting at planning such a thing.
** Also, in chapter 28, [[MemeticBadass Brian punches Joan]], quote: "Because I am the FBI and I can."