History Fanfic / ArianaVampireQueen

* ''Secret Family'': A WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda and Literature/TheKiteRunner CrossOver. Po is Assef's brother, somehow. And there's a lot of sex changes among other, worse things. It MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.

* CrossOver: ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' and ''Literature/TheKiteRunner''.

* GroinAttack : Ariana defends herself from [[DisproportionateRetribution Edward confessing his love for her]] by… ahem… let's just quote it.

* CatchPhrase: "Breakfast Roll" and "like the unicorns dancing with the elves" both qualify.

* CatchPhrase
-->BREAKFAST ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

* RevengeFic: Several.

* ''Edward Cullen goes to Hogwarts'', later named ''Hoggy Edward'': As the name implies, a Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. As the name does not imply, characters from ''Literature/TheKiteRunner'' and ''Series/CSIMiami'' are in the story, and later on Franchise/WinnieThePooh makes an appearance. Edward Cullen, along with other characters such as Assef "[[DudeNotFunny Nazi Buttrapist]]" go to Hogwarts to stop Ronald Weasley from growing a beard, stopping some ancient prophecy in the process. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs This fic could be considered the top of Ariana's insanity]] (or {{troll}}ing).

Most of her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who [[SerialEscalation gained names along the stories]] and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires.

* CrossOver: ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''Film/TheOmen'', ''Film/ForrestGump'', ''Literature/HarryPotter'', WesternAnimation/SouthPark

* CrossOver: ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''Film/TheOmen'', ''Literature/HarryPotter'', ''Film/ForrestGump'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', ''Series/CSIMiami''

* CrossOver: ''Literature/TheKiteRunner'' and ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''.

Ariana has many one-shot fics, especially since a few weeks ago when she became very active. Most are so confused and muddled up that the reader has no idea what the plot is, or whether there is one at all. Her recent fics have been mostly [[CrossOver Cross-Overs]] between Literature/{{Twilight}} and Series/{{Glee}} , though she seems to be getting into ''Literature/TheKiteRunner'' recently.

* TheCameo: Marik or Yugi from ''Anime/YuGiOh'' appears twice [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment for no good reason]]. The spelling's so awful it's not very clear who actually appears.

* DisproportionateRetribution: [[TheCameo Mark]] gets killed because he's ugly.

* TheCameo: Yoda in chapter two, delivers a line then [[RougeAnglesOfSatin pisses away]].

* BastardBoyfriend: Assef fits the trope loosely ([[ComicallyMissingThePoint he only tried to kill Ariana before they were together!]]) and fits the literal definition perfectly.

* NiceHat: The "vampire hat", which is apparently a talking hat.

As well as numerous one-shots that are based on fandoms as varied as all of the above, [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare's plays]], ''Literature/TheBoyInTheStripedPyjamas'' and Disney's ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''.

Most of her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who [[SerialEscalation gained names along the stories]] and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires. Ariana's an obvious SelfInsert {{Black Hole|Sue}} {{Relationship|Sue}} [[MarySue Sue]].

* SecondaryCharacterTitle: Delia has practically no lines or importance of the plot — it's all about [[MarySue Ariana]].

* KilledOffForReal : Strangely enough, [[spoiler: [[MarySue Ariana]]]].

* EveryoneIsGay: To be more accurate…
-->every1 was gay accept me and Damien. Damien.... was STRAIGHT!

* DearNegativeReader: Surprisingly averted — instead, the author notes in the beginning of each chapter is pure nonsense, such as
-->enjoy a story after pissing on the staiars.

* WhatAnIdiot: Ariana spends five months "imprisoned" in an unlocked cell.

* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: Pretty much the whole thing is the result of either drugs, insanity, of brilliant trolling. [[TakeAThirdOption Or a combination of the above]].

* DearNegativeReader: Just like Erin, with a twist: she fails to realize some of the haters are haters (case in point: [=WolfBloodRei=]), and thanks them for their "good reviews" by inserting thel in her stories as her friends.

As well as numerous one-shots that are based on fandoms as varied as all of the above, [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare's plays]], ''Literature/TheBoyInTheStripedPyjamas'' and Disney's ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''.

* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: While Ariana's officially Queen of the Vampires, since her father Aro's the king, that makes her a princess ([[ParentalIncest unless...]]). In that case, she inverses this trope so very much it hurts.

Fanfic/ArianaVampireQueen is a Deviant Art author, admitted admirer of Erin Locklea (of BrewdeningLove fame) and the new stage of madness in the domain of Sue-fics.

* RougeAnglesOfSatin: More so than ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' and BrewdeningLove.
* ShoutOut: To FanFic/BrewdeningLove, FanFic/TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre, FanFic/MyImmortal, FanFic/FaceTheStrange. Almost to the point of plagiarizing. For instance, many characters weep tears of blood, and will speak in something similar to this quote from Erin's Truelove Fight :

* TakeThat: At WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic (the ponies and Ariana's three new middle names and ponies appear in the story), presumably because most snarkers are fans of it.
** At the TheChroniclesOfNarnia, too.

* RougeAnglesOfSatin: More so than MyImmortal and BrewdeningLove.

* ShoutOut: C'mon, a panda in an InterspeciesRomance by a writer known to copy famous Sue TrollFics? [[ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Where have we heard that one before?]]

* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign / GratuitousForeignLanguage: Sometimes a character will spurt random nonsense that the narration will dub as Japanese or French. [[CaptainObvious It should not surprise anyone]] that this is actually never a real sentence — or even a real ''word'' — in those languages

* GroinAttack : Ariana defends herself from [[DisproportionateRetribution Edward confessing his love for her]] by… ahem… let's just quote it.

* OncePerEpisode: The revenge chapters will almost always feature Edward's (or Bella's) magical… bodily waste, then Ariana with Blaine (and maybe some other {{Glee}} males) flying on a machine gun. And involve the "flamers", of course.

* ''The story of the vampire queen'' (usually shortened to Vampire Queen) introduces Ariana. She lived the past six years in a foster family for her protection, and her foster parents are going to let her live with their friends, the [[TheOmen Thorn family]], while they're on a cruise. The parents, Ann and Richard love her. She also starts dating their nephew (and adopted son) Damien, and treating their son as if he had somehow wronged her.

* CrossOver: ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''TheOmen'', ''ForrestGump'', ''Literature/HarryPotter'', WesternAnimation/SouthPark

* CrossOver: ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''TheOmen'', ''Literature/HarryPotter'', ''ForrestGump'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', ''Series/CSIMiami''

* CrossOver: ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''TheOmen'', ''Literature/HarryPotter'', ''ForrestGump'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', ''CSIMiami''

As well as numerous one-shots that are based on fandoms as varied ass all of the above, [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare's plays]], ''Literature/TheBoyInTheStripedPyjamas'' and Disney's ''Disney/HunchbackOfNotreDame''.

Most of her fics are centered around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen]] [[OverlyLongName Ariana Erehaha SilverDove Seagull]], who [[SerialEscalation gained names along the stories]] and is currently Ariana Erehaha [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia Twilight Sparkle]] [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Heffalump]] Chives [=SilverDove=] Seagull, daughter of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Aro Volturi]], who was upgraded to King of the Vampires. Ariana's an obvious SelfInsert [[BlackHoleSue Black Hole]] [[RelationshipSue Relationship]] [[MarySue Sue]].

* ''Da Life of Delia'' is a sequel, taking place nine years later in [[Literature/HarryPotter Hogwarts]] (yes, they're still students at Hogwarts [[WritersCannotDoMath nine years later]]).
* ''Da Story of De Dalton Vampire'' (usually shortened to Dalton Vampire)) apparently takes place in a different continuity, where Ariana goes to [[{{Glee}} Dalton Academy]], despite being a girl, because her father threatened the principal. She then proceeds to make Kurt explode, have Blaine realize he's [[OutOfCharacter actually straight]] and wants to date her, and she joins the academy's Glee Club, the Warblers.

** It was rewritten as ''True Heart Love'', because "it was not as gud as it cud have bean". This time it's dedicated to [[CompletelyMissingThePoint snarkers]] Josky and [[Tropers/FireYoshi Chibi]].

* ''Edward Cullen goes to Hogwarts'', later named ''Hoggy Edward'': As the name implies, a Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. As the name does not imply, characters from ''Literature/TheKiteRunner'' and ''Series/CSIMiami'' are in the story, and later on Franchise/WinnieThePooh makes an appearance. Edward Cullen, along with other characters such as Assef "[[DudeNotFunny Nazi Buttrapist]]" go to Hogwarts to stop Ronald Weasley from growing a beard, stopping some ancient prophecy in the process. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs This fic could be considered the top of Ariana's insanity]] (or [[{{Troll}} trolling]]).

* DistressedDamsel: Ariana, while being the most powerful vampire, is unable to do anything by herself and needs her current love interest to save her.
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: While Ariana's officially Queen of the Vampires, since her father Aro's the king, that makes her a princess ([[ParentalIncest unless…]]). In that case, she inverses this trope so very much it hurts.

* TheCameo: Marik or Yugi from ''Anime/YuGiOh'' appears twice [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment for no good reason]]. The spelling's so awful it's not very clear who actually appears.

** [[spoiler:Kurt]] comes back later too, [[spoiler:for a HeroicSacrifice… but he survives!]]

* BreakingTheFourthWall: Ariana has "telikineses (like Vlodymort in [[MyImmortal my immmortal]])"

* KilledOffForReal : Strangely enough, [[spoiler: [[MarySue Ariana]]]]
** [[spoiler:Then [[RetCon Retconned]]]]

* BastardBoyfriend: Assef fits the trope loosely ([[CompletelyMissingThePoint he only tried to kill Ariana before they were together!]]) and fits the literal definition perfectly.

** [[spoiler: The baby's name is [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob.]]]]

* TheCameo: Yoda in chapter two, delivers a line then [[RougeAnglesOfSatin pisses away]].
** Mark Thorn, again, to serve his purpose as ButtMonkey. And then turns into Franchise/WinnieThePooh

* RevengeFic: [[InvertedTrope Inverted]], Ariana's snarkers are mostly good guys — and those who are bad guys actually asked for it.

Ariana has many one-shot fics, especially since a few weeks ago when she became very active. Most are so confused and muddled up that the reader has no idea what the plot is, or whether there is one at all. Her recent fics have been mostly [[CrossOver CrossOvers]] between Literature/{{Twilight}} and {{Glee}} , though she seems to be getting into ''Literature/TheKiteRunner'' recently.

* OnceAnEpisode: The revenge chapters will almost always feature Edward's (or Bella's) magical… bodily waste, then Ariana with Blaine (and maybe some other {{Glee}} males) flying on a machine gun. And involve the "flamers", of course.

* [[SociopathicHero Sociopathic "Hero"]]: In grand Ariana tradition, the Sue herself and her newest boytoy, [[HannibalRising Hannibal Lecter]]