History EverybodyLovesRaymond / TropesHToP

27th Apr '16 8:22:04 AM speedyboris
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--> '''Frank''': Those two think their troubles are over. Believe me, you don't want a relative like that living so close to ya. You can ''never'' get rid of them! (immediately turns on Ray's TV)

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--> '''Frank''': Those two think their troubles are over. Believe me, you don't want a relative like that living so close to ya. You can ''never'' get rid of them! (immediately ''(immediately turns on Ray's TV)TV)''



--> '''Debra''': (calmly) A lot of the problems in this family wouldn't exist if there was a little more hugging and a little less yelling. So Frank, (shouting) ''HUG YOUR SONS!!!''

to:

--> '''Debra''': (calmly) ''(calmly)'' A lot of the problems in this family wouldn't exist if there was a little more hugging and a little less yelling. So Frank, (shouting) ''(shouting)'' ''HUG YOUR SONS!!!''


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** What Marie ends up being in "Liars". She admonishes Ray and Debra for lying to her, only to be one herself, since she said she wanted to watch a sports game with Ray but merely had a list of complaints that she wanted to discuss with him:
--> '''Ray''': No wonder she's so good at finding out we're lying. It takes one to know one.\\
'''Marie''': I do not lie.\\
'''Ray''': No? So if we were to go over your house right now, we wouldn't find any notes?\\
'''Marie''': Absolutely not! And I would like to say I can't believe that you're all ganging up on an elderly woman who hasn't been feeling very well lately. I need to lie down.\\
''(Marie heads for the door)''\\
'''Ray''': Ah, you wouldn't, uh, you wouldn't be going to destroy those notes, would you?\\
'''Marie''': Please. ''(leaves)''\\
''(Debra watches from the window)''\\
'''Debra''': Wow. For a "sick old lady", she can really move.
23rd Mar '16 7:51:54 AM speedyboris
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* {{Jerkass}}: Mr. Putnam, Ally's math teacher in "Ally's F". When Debra goes to Putnam's classroom to let him know why Ally was having a hard time concentrating in class (she was distracted by a boy), he replies with this:
--> '''Putnam''': Oh, can I tell you something?\\
'''Debra''': Sure.\\
'''Putnam''': I don't care.\\
'''Debra''': Excuse me?\\
'''Putnam''': I don't care what her problem is. Your sister-in-law isn't the only one that knows that Ally likes Tommy Sanders. Everybody knows! Ally likes Tommy, and Suzy likes Tommy, and blah-blah likes Bucky, and who-who likes Beebie, and none of it has anything to do with math! Their, their home lives and their love lives and their social lives are not my problem. ''(points to blackboard)'' ''That'' is my problem. And the answer is pi. You see? Nobody cares about the work, even though that is the business of this classroom.\\
'''Debra''': Okay, I just thought you might be interested.\\
'''Putnam''': I'm not. I'm not.\\
'''Debra''': I understand. I just thought it might help-\\
'''Putnam''': It ''doesn't''. Anything else? I have 30 distracted chatterboxes on their way in here to get this wrong! If, if you really wanna help, be a parent at home and let me be the teacher here.
9th Feb '16 7:26:05 AM speedyboris
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** In "Tissues", when Ray said that his "outfits" that Marie made for him got him beat up as a kid, Marie told Ray to give him the names of those kids.
--> '''Ray''': I'm all grown up, ma! All grown up!\\
'''Marie''': And look how you dress.
21st Jan '16 10:28:02 AM speedyboris
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** In "Robert's Rodeo", when Ray is cracking jokes about Robert being gored by a bull:
--> '''Debra''': Do you realize, in a room that includes your father, ''you're'' being the most insensitive?\\
'''Ray''': Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with dad. He must be tired.
13th Jan '16 10:42:52 AM speedyboris
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** In "The Canister", Ray and Robert get sidetracked about the canister:
--> '''Ray''': This was my Grandma's! You know how many cookies I've had from this thing?\\
'''Robert''': Mmm, and lemon squares.\\
'''Ray''': And brownies.\\
'''Robert''': Blondies.\\
'''Ray''': Fudge.\\
'''Robert''': Chocolate biscotti.\\
'''Ray''': Macaroons.\\
'''Robert''': Oh, the macaroons.\\
'''Ray''': How about the ginger snaps-\\
'''Debra''': Hey, fat people! Who cares?!
10th Dec '15 6:47:01 PM Chiropteru
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** Frank is so touched by the gift Amy and Robert brought him from their honeymoon in Italy, that he completely ignores the ''perfect setup'' for a crack about Marie's age that she provides him when she asks his opinion about her own gift, a hundred-year-old antique pin.
-->'''Marie:''' What do you think, Frank? A ''hundred'' years old!\\
'''Frank:''' ''[long beat]'' ...I think it's lovely. Just lovely!\\
'''Ray:''' What the hell?
4th Dec '15 10:01:32 AM speedyboris
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* IHaveNoSon: The "brothers" variant. In "Robert Needs Money", after Robert reveals that he's going to spend the $1,000 check from Ray and Debra on a Vegas vacation:
--> '''Ray''': You take that money, and you go to ''Vegas'' with it? You're not my brother.
15th Jun '15 7:32:36 AM speedyboris
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* HeelRealization: In "Season's Greetings", Robert realizes how obsessive and petty he's been by keeping a Christmas card (where Ray got more lines than he did) for ten years.
18th May '15 1:46:41 AM AgProv
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* HotSauceDrinking: [[ButtMonkey ButtGorilla]] Robert Barone at first refuses to believe his father has lost his sense of taste and smell. He argues that the bottle of jalapeno sauce under debate has been hanging around his mother's kitchen since before the Korean War and has denatured. He then proves his argument by taking a long swallow. Thirty seconds later he is hanging on his back underneath the kitchen cold tap and Debra is berating him to at least use a glass.
28th Apr '15 10:41:45 AM Business21
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* MacGuffin: The heavily coveted first prize in "Cookies" that spurred the huge rivalry between Ray and Peggy was a cheap beach chair [[spoiler:that breaks as soon as Ray sits in it.]]
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