History DarthWiki / WarpThatAesop

* ''GreenEggsAndHam'': If you want convince someone to try new things, stalk and pester them to do what you want, never giving them a moment's rest until they cave in. Consider sweetening the deal by changing the locale and/or getting cute animals involved.

* ''Green Eggs and Ham'': If you want convince someone to try new things, stalk and pester them to do what you want, never giving them a moment's rest until they cave in.

** Batman does not believe in his enemies. Indeed, all evidence is to the exact contrary. He doesn't kill for...well, for several reasons, none of them remotely approaching that. But the primary one is that he knows (or thinks, at least) he himself is so close to the edge that killing an enemy would be all it takes to cross over.

* ''FinalFantasyTacticsAdvance'': Genocide is '''hysterical''', and the concept of [[CompletelyMissingThePoint letting other people be happy]] is crazy. Why? [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality Because you're the main character and you're always right!]]
** As opposed to having other people turned into monsters and arbitrarily giving control of the world to the whims of an autistic child?
** As opposed to ''actually wanting to live in the real world'', just because it's more real than any amount of fake "happiness?" Hey, wait, where'd the "genocide" bit come from, anyway, especially if everyone's imaginary?

* ''FinalFantasyTacticsAdvance'': Genocide is '''hysterical''', and the concept of letting other people be happy is crazy. Why? [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality Because you're the main character and you're always right!]]

*** Well said race did turn out to be a bunch of megalomaniacal assholes who needed to be put in their place with a vengeance. SoYeah...

** Not only that, but if your girlfriend dumps you because of who you are, you should change your entire personality maybe even your species, to suit her fancy so she'll take you back.

* ''The Bridges of Madison County, Brokeback Mountain, Coming Home, Doctor Zhivago, Terms of Endearment, Dangerous Beauty, Dune, The Awakening, North And South, Ethan Frome, For Better Or For Worse, The English Patient, The Scarlet Letter, The Tudors, The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Peter The Great, The Notebook'': Adultery is A-OK if your True Love happens to be a person you're not married to. (Even if your spouse is a decent person who loves you deeply, someone who depends upon you for their survival, someone you have children with, or someone who was compelled to marry you by [[ArrangedMarriage outside forces]].) Feel free to chuck their feelings in the bin and pursue your own lusts at will.

*{{Batman}} in general - Killing is always wrong, especially when it comes to [[CardboardPrison multiple escapee]] mass murderers because there's a chance they'll change...This time...Maybe.

** Without even being a hypocrite in the process for forcing your views on someone to keep them from forcing theirs on you--because [[NecessaryEvil they even admit theirs are wrong]]!
*** If forcing your views on someone doesn't work, and your rival still believes in the force of his own words, that's okay! You can just force him through your ship's engines. ''[[RunningGag Forcefully.]]''

*** And training a girl in sexual and emotional-manipulative techniques starting at age twelve is in no way wrong or creepy.

* WhatMeasureIsANonCute: Are you outraged at some asshole killing dogs or cats for shits and giggles? If so, you're a hypocrite because a lot of other animals you don't like as much are also dying/being abused in several ways and you can't do anything to stop it.

* WhatNeasureIsANonCute: Are you outraged at some asshole killing dogs or cats for shits and giggles? If so, you're a hypocrite because a lot of other animals you don't like as much are also dying/being abused in several ways and you can't do anything to stop it.

* UnfortunateImplications: You should always interpret things you see in fiction in the worst possible way, even when the authors clearly did not intend it that way.

** If you end up causing trouble due to the fact that [[RaisedByWolves you don't grasp the basic rules of society]], you'll be forgiven eventually as long as you're cute, innocent, and have a knack for spontaneous improvisational comedy. (Also applies to ''TheBigBangTheory''.)

** If you end up causing trouble due to the fact that [[RaisedByWolves you don't grasp the basic rules of society]], you'll be forgiven eventually as long as you're you're cute, innocent, and have a knack for spontaneous improvisational comedy. (Also applies to ''TheBigBangTheory''.)

** If you end up causing trouble due to the fact that [[RaisedByWolves you don't grasp the basic rules of society]], you'll be forgiven eventually as long as you're you're cute, innocent, and have a knack for spontaneous improvisational comedy. (Also holds true for ''TheBigBangTheory''.)

** If you end up causing trouble due to the fact that [[RaisedByWolves you don't grasp the basic rules of society]], you'll be forgiven eventually as long as you're you're cute, innocent, and have a knack for spontaneous improvisational comedy