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* [[TitanicTheLegendGoesOn The Titanic set sail in 1912, carrying with it an anachronistic rapping dog and talking, singing mice.]] [[EveryoneLives Almost everyone survived its sinking.]]
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* Yet [[{{Grease}} We go together. Like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong.]]
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* [[CanadaEh Canada]] is that rugged piece of [[GhibliHills wilderness]] above America where it's always cold and snowing and the trees bleed maple syrup. The locals, where it's populated at all, consist of Natives, [[HelpfulMook bumbling mooks]] who are overly polite and a few French guys. It's main exports are the aforementioned syrup and hokey sticks (which are harvested annually from the same trees that the syrup comes from), and its main industries are various kinds of woodwork and igloo-craft. The state religion is also Hokey, which all young children begin their training in at birth. The country has never been involved in, or associated with, [[ActualPacifist anything remotely relating to war. Ever.]]
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* [[CanadaEh Canada]] is that rugged northern piece of [[GhibliHills wilderness]] somewhere above America America, eh, where it's always cold and snowing and the trees bleed maple syrup. The locals, where it's the country is populated at all, consist of Natives, [[HelpfulMook bumbling mooks]] who are overly oddly polite and a few couple of strange French guys. It's main exports are the aforementioned syrup syrup, flannel (mostly in plaid), small Mountie figurines and hokey sticks (which are harvested annually from the same trees that the syrup comes from), and its main industries are various kinds of woodwork and igloo-craft. The state sole religion practised is also Hokey, which all young children begin their training in are given a thorough education in, beginning at birth. birth (or earlier, if parents can manage it). The country has never been involved in, or associated with, [[ActualPacifist anything remotely relating has no military forces to war. Ever.]]
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* [[CanadaEh Canada]] is that rugged piece of [[GhibliHills wilderness]] above America where it's always cold and snowing and the trees bleed maple syrup. The locals, where it's populated at all, consist of Natives, [[HelpfulMook bumbling mooks]] who are overly polite and a few French guys. It's main exports are the aforementioned syrup and hokey sticks (which are harvested annually from the same trees that the syrup comes from), and its main industries are various kinds of woodwork and igloo-craft. The state religion is also Hokey, which all young children begin their training in at birth. The country has never been involved in, or associated with, [[ActualPacifist anything remotely relating to war. Ever.]]
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* [[AncientAstronauts Aliens taught humans everything they know, and built every ancient monument ever.]]
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* All bigots are white, and are also anti-semites, even if they've never even heard of Jews.
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* [[WouldBeRudeToSayGenocide The Holocaust was the only genocide ever, in all of history.
** Corollary: All bigots are antisemites, even if they've never even heard of Jews.history.]]
** Corollary: All bigots are antisemites, even if they've never even heard of Jews.
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** Meanwhile, California is just one gigantic beach where everyone is either a movie star or a surfer, and everyone listens to the BeachBoys. It never rains there either.
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* There is a country to to north of Europe which can be known as Britain, [[BritainVersusTheUK the UK]] or England. The capital city is [[BritainIsOnlyLondon London, where Stonehenge is]]. The only other city in this country is Cardiff, which is where everyone speaks with a [[MistakenNationality weird version of an English accent]] and [[AliensInCardiff all the aliens are]]. Except the ones that [[AliensOfLondon are from London]].
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* There is a country to to the north of Europe which can be known as Britain, [[BritainVersusTheUK the UK]] or England. The capital city is [[BritainIsOnlyLondon London, where Stonehenge is]]. The only other city in this country is Cardiff, which is where everyone speaks with a [[MistakenNationality weird version of an English accent]] and [[AliensInCardiff all the aliens are]]. Except the ones that [[AliensOfLondon are from London]].
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** Brazil (one of the only countries in South America), is a primitive country [[TheCapitalOfBrazilIsBuenosAires whose capital is Buenos Aires]]. Like all Latin-Americans, they speak Spanish and all have brown skin. They live in jungles villages full of monkeys, snakes and drug dealers. There are no male clothes in Brazil. Men wear women's clothes and women don't wear anything.
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** Brazil (one of the only countries in South America), is a primitive country [[TheCapitalOfBrazilIsBuenosAires whose capital is Buenos Aires]]. Like all Latin-Americans, [[strike: Latin-Americans]] Mexicans, they speak Spanish and all have brown skin. They live in jungles villages full of monkeys, snakes and drug dealers. There are no male clothes in Brazil. Men wear women's clothes and women don't wear anything.
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* All Africans are beautiful refugees who are stuck living in displaced persons camps despite having deceased millionaire fathers who were in the oil business. They're willing to share these millions with the first naive, lovesick American they find on a dating website, as long as the American first gives them their name, address, phone number, credit card number and social security number.
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* All Africans are beautiful refugees who are stuck living in displaced persons camps despite having deceased millionaire fathers who were in the oil business. They're willing to share these millions with the first naive, lovesick American they find on a dating website, website (or email out of the blue, without ever having met the person they're emailing), as long as the American first gives them their name, address, phone number, credit card number and social security number.
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* Segregation started up in the 1950's, but only in Alabama and Mississippi. It was quickly ended by the Civil Rights movement. When Martin Luther King Jr. gave his "I Have a Dream" speech, that was the end of racism, forever.
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* Segregation started up very suddenly in the 1950's, but only in Alabama and Mississippi. It was quickly ended by the Civil Rights movement. When Martin Luther King Jr. gave his "I Have a Dream" speech, that was the end of racism, forever.
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** Then again, sometimes it's possible to get AIDS simply by standing too close to someone who has it.
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* FreudWasRight. So was Jung.
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* Battlefields are divided into squares. Soldiers, depending on specialty, can move in an arbitrary pattern along the battlefield. Religious figures also get involved and move diagonally. Women are the most powerful soldiers on Earth.
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* Evolutionary psychology is right. We're constantly thinking of how we can have more children. This is why we never use contraceptives.
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* All Africans and Middle Easterners [[NoWomansLand circumcise their daughters]]. They don't circumcise their sons. Except Israelis, where you can reverse that.
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* You can't get AIDS if it's your first time. Or if you're circumcised. Or if you only did oral. Or...
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* The Midwest is incredibly cold, all the time. Even at low altitudes in the summer. Everyone in the Midwest is a white supremacist, and the poorest people in the Midwest vote Republican while the richest people vote Democrat.
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* The Americas were visited by all sorts of visitors, from ancient Greece and Rome to the Middle East to West Africa to China to Atlantis to extraterrestrials. These people gave the locals their culture.
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** [[NoBisexuals Male bisexuals don't exist.]] [[GirlOnGirlIsHot Female bisexuals like to have sex with both a man and a woman at once.]] [[TwinThreesomeFantasy So do twin sisters.]]
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** [[TheUnfairSex Note that all that only applies to women.]] If you have sex with a man even once, you're a FlamboyantGay. Even if you were [[{{Seme}} on top]].
* Gay men only have sex anally. Also, you can get AIDS even from masturbating with another guy. But if you both claim to be straight and have sex, then you cannot transfer AIDS to your partner.
* Gay men only have sex anally. Also, you can get AIDS even from masturbating with another guy. But if you both claim to be straight and have sex, then you cannot transfer AIDS to your partner.
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** [[SouthPark But God is a Buddhist. He doesn't believe in Himself.]]
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** [[AllMythologyIsTrue Everything you've heard about Muslims on Fox News is true.]]
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* And Satan is a Brit, simply because [[EvilBrit they're evil]].
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* And Satan is a Brit, simply because [[EvilBrit they're evil]].
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* [[MenArePerverts Sex is all men ever think about.]] [[WomenArePrudes Women never think about sex.]]
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** The SovietUnion may have had a brief scuffle with Germany too, or SoIHeard, but it was unimportant.
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* Texas is the largest state in the US. Some people claim it's Alaska, but if you look at any map of the US you can clearly see that Alaska is actually about half the size of California and stuffed in the corner of the map right next to Hawaii (which is right off the coast of California, by the way). Both states are surrounded by an odd box-like landmass.
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* Texas is the largest state in the US. Some people claim it's Alaska, but if you look at any map of the US you can clearly see that Alaska is actually about half the size of California California, and stuffed in the corner of the map right next to Hawaii (which is right off the coast of California, by the way). Both states are surrounded by an odd box-like landmass.
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* Texas is the largest state in the US. Some people claim it's Alaska, but if you look at any map of the US you can clearly see that Alaska is actually about half the size of California and stuffed in the corner of the map right next to Hawaii (which is right off the coast of California, by the way). Both states are surrounded by an odd box-like landmass.
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* FREE B--ow ow OW! Okay, okay, I'll stop, I swear!
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* In [[LandDownUnder Australia]], the land is populated by aborigines, [[EverythingsBetterWithKangaroos kangaroos]], koalas, alligators, [[LooneyTunes Tasmanian Devils]], poisonous tarantulas and scorpions, maybe the occasional [[TheRescuers giant bird]], and plenty of other creatures that can't wait to kill you. Besides the aborigines you've got rugged outback men who [[CrocodileDundee don't call anything less than a 12-inch dagger a knife]], say "G'day mate" a lot, eat [[strike:shrimp]] prawns off the barbee, and [[CrocodileHunter enjoy harassing the deadly creatures that populate the continent.]] The terrain consists of the barren outback, maybe a rainforest here and there, but watch out [[FernGully for any evil pollution spirits trapped in the trees]]. And apparently the word for 'beer' in the local tongue is 'Foster's'.
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* In [[LandDownUnder Australia]], the land is populated by aborigines, [[EverythingsBetterWithKangaroos kangaroos]], koalas, alligators, [[LooneyTunes Tasmanian Devils]], poisonous tarantulas and scorpions, maybe the occasional [[TheRescuers giant bird]], and plenty of other creatures that can't wait to kill you. Besides the aborigines you've got rugged outback men who [[CrocodileDundee don't call anything less than a 12-inch dagger a knife]], say "G'day mate" a lot, eat [[strike:shrimp]] prawns off the barbee, barbie, and [[CrocodileHunter enjoy harassing the deadly creatures that populate the continent.]] The terrain consists of the barren outback, maybe a rainforest here and there, but watch out [[FernGully for any evil pollution spirits trapped in the trees]]. And apparently the word for 'beer' in the local tongue is 'Foster's'.'Foster's'.
** The correct term is 'VB', or 'XXXX' for those illiterate Queenslanders. Foster's is swill that we export because no self respecting Australian drinks it.
** The correct term is 'VB', or 'XXXX' for those illiterate Queenslanders. Foster's is swill that we export because no self respecting Australian drinks it.
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* [[RightMakesMight When the good guy gets into a fight with a bad guy, the good guy will always win.]] Don't worry if the bad guy appears to have 30 kg more of muscle or has extreme martial arts training. The UnstoppableRage of being right always wins even if you weigh 55 kg and sit in front of a computer all day.
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* [[MemeticMutation FREE BIRD!!]]
* [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment FREE BIRD!!]]
* [[RuleOfThree FREE BIRD!!]]
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* Everyone in Russia works for the KGB in some way, be they a superspy or simply an assassin. There are no other occupations in Russia, which helps to explain the terrible state of their economy. It should be noted that while the Russian women also work for the KGB, they can be convinced to change sides by any reasonably attractive foreigner.
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* Everyone in the Middle East is Islamic, except in Israel. Everyone's a terrorist suicide bomber in the Middle East too. And there's lots of oil everywhere. The terrain is otherwise pretty much the same as the desert part of Africa including sand dunes and pyramids and cacti, just with oil.
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* Everyone in the Middle East is Islamic, except in Israel. Everyone's a terrorist suicide bomber in the Middle East too. And there's lots of oil everywhere.everywhere, just laying around in huge black lakes. The terrain is otherwise pretty much the same as the desert part of Africa including sand dunes and pyramids and cacti, just with oil.