History Characters / Spliced

-->'''Voiced by:''' Patrick [=McKenna=] (Two-Legs Joe) and Tom [=McCamus=] (Lord Wingus Eternum)

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* KindheartedSimpleton: In sharp contrast to the equally moronic but far less sympathetic Entree.

* TheQuietOne: Wingus speaks in only two episodes, both of which are focused on him. The rest of the time, he's pretty much just a feathery growth on Joe's rump.

* AnimalStereotypes:

* ADayInTheLimelight: While there are no episodes labelled as "A Compuhorse Cartoon", he does feature extremely prominently in the episode "Cube Whacked".

[[folder:The Doctor]]

The mad scientist who created nearly everybody on Keepaway Island. Having been arrested for his crimes against nature years ago, he never appears in the series proper, but his legacy is well preserved by the mutants he left behind.

* {{Expy}}: He's based on the eponymous scientist of ''Literature/TheIslandOfDoctorMoreau''.
* TheGhost: Although his image is virtually everywhere on Keepaway Island, he only appears physically in the show's intro.
* MadScientist: His deranged experiments in genetics and the like are responsible for a lot of what happens in the show.

An incredibly naive and overly optimistic mutant who has no actual knowledge of his purpose in life or what he's even spliced from, yet yearns to find out.

* TheDitz: Neither he or Entree are particularly intelligent, but Peri at least seems to have somewhat more common sense than his fried.

* WideEyedIdealist: His optimism makes him very naive and easy for some of the less scrupulous characters (namely Entree and Mister Smarty Smarts) to manipulate,

* TheDitz: He's not much brighter than Peri, but Peri is the more sensible of the two.

* FeatherFingers: His arms are chicken wings but you wouldn't be able to tell from how dextrous he is with them.

An intelligent non-mutated platypus who usually feels out-of-place from all the other inhabitants due to her being the only non-mutant on the island. She can be quite violent when provoked.

* FishOutOfWater: Due to be the only non-hybrid on Keepaway Island, Patricia often feels alone in their world. However, it's never explained how she ended up on Keepaway Island in the first place.

[[folder:Princess Pony Apehands]]
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-->'''Voiced by:''' Kedar Brown
A huge gorilla-pony with the uncanny personality of a very young girl. She does demonstrate her ungodly size and strength quite well, like walking through solid structures like they were made out of toilet paper.

* AllGirlsLikePonies: Her girlish interests include ponies, dolls, playing tea, and the like.
* AndCallHimGeorge: Due to her massive size and strength, as well as childlike personality, Princess has a tendency to accidentally harm those she smothers with affection.
* GonkyFemme: A hulking brute with the interests of a little girl.
* HulkSpeak: Speaks like such to emphasize the humorous contrast between her childish demeanour and enormous size and strength.
* LarynxDissonance: She has a deep, masculine voice.
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[[folder:Mister Smarty Smarts]]
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-->'''Voiced by:''' Mike Kiss
A larger-than-life dolphin-chimpanzee and self-declared "evil genius" who constantly attempts to take over Keepaway Island from his lair on the island's volcano. Too bad his plans always backfire from either being thwarted by the protagonists or being anything except foolproof.
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* DitzyGenius: He's a brilliant engineer and mathematician who's built countless high-tech gadgets and weapons, but can't read, thinks chickens live underwater, and thinks being giant makes you helpless.

* TailfinWalking: If for whatever reason he's not walking on his hands he's perfectly capable of walking on his tailfins. Also sometimes his pelvic fins can be seen moving to his expressions.

[[folder:Fuzzy Snuggums]]
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-->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/JulieLemieux
A cute and lovable critter who lives and breathes on the urge to explore the island and visit the outside world. Unfortunately, things never ever, ever go right for him.

* ButtMonkey: Pretty much all of his appearances consist of him getting maimed and injured by the other characters or failed expeditions.
* CartoonCreature: What exactly he is on an island dominated by MixAndMatchCritters is never explained. We know he was a creation of the Doctor, but that's it. It was ultimately {{averted|trope}} as of 2019 when [[WordOfGod Simon Racioppa]] finally confirmed on his Twitter account that according to original scripts, Fuzzy was meant to be part fawn, part baby fur seal and part kitten.
* TheChewToy: His purpose on the show is solely to suffer for our amusement.
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: It's revealed in one episode that Fuzzy was originally created to be a fighter. However, he was [[GoneHorriblyRight TOO good at his job]], and the Doctor rewired his brain for exploration. His original personality resurfaced after Peri and Entree pushed him too far in one episode.
* EarnYourHappyEnding: [[WordOfGod Simon Racioppa]] also confirmed that Fuzzy does make it to where he wants to explore at some point... if being on fire counts when you get there.
* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Whenever Fuzzy Snuggums tries to get off the island to explore the rest of the world, you can expect something disastrous to occur to him.
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: A little fuzzball of some kind with an adorable voice.

[[folder:Compuhorse]]
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-->'''Voiced by:''' Patrick [=McKenna=]
A horse who got merged with computer parts in a freak accident. Thanks to his new-found intelligence and ability to speak via voice programming, he can explain the wild phenomena the other characters encounter.

* {{Cyborg}}: Due to a freak accident involving an exploding computer factory, there is a computer monitor fused to the side of his body.
* TheSmartGuy: The goto guy for exposition on all the weird stuff occurring.
* SyntheticVoiceActor: His voice is a computerized version of his voice actor's.
* ThirdPersonPerson: Speaks in such a manner.

[[folder:The Doctor]]

The mad scientist who created nearly everybody on Keepaway Island. Having been arrested for his crimes against nature years ago, he never appears in the series proper, but his legacy is well preserved by the mutants he left behind.

* {{Expy}}: He's based on the eponymous scientist of ''Literature/TheIslandOfDoctorMoreau''.
* TheGhost: Although his image is virtually everywhere on Keepaway Island, he only appears physically in the show's intro.
* MadScientist: His deranged experiments in genetics and the like are responsible for a lot of what happens in the show.

[[folder: Two-Legs Joe and Lord Wingus Eternum]]

An intelligent non-mutated platypus who usually feels out of place from all the other inhabitants due to her being the only non-mutant on the island. She can be quite violent when provoked.

* TheSlacker: So lazy that he once ended up growing roots and turning into a tree.

* {{Adorkable}}: A sweet and cheerful little guy who sees the best in everyone on Keepaway Island.

* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe: Joe is able to destroy entire cities, cause tornadoes and earthquakes, control the orbit of the Sun and Moon, and even create and destroy black holes, all just by stomping his feet... but only if he's getting ADayInTheLimelight. Otherwise he's completely helpless against all but the most incompetent of villains.

* Earn Your Happy Ending: [[WordOfGod Simon Racioppa]] also confirmed that Fuzzy does make it to where he wants to explore at some point... if being on fire counts when you get there.

An overly-optimistic mutant who has no actual knowledge of his purpose in life or what he's spliced from, yet yearns to find out.

* CartoonCreature: What species he's been created from are unknown. He looks very similar to Octocat however.
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Peri can shape-shift, detach his limbs, and turn people into his slaves with butterfly wings.

* BigEater: Entree is one of the better examples, where even his own stomach got tired of his obsessive habits of literally eating everything he sees.
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Entree can fly, teleport, mind-control people, and [[Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} summon sea creatures to do his bidding]], all thanks to the teats on his udder.

* LetsMeetTheMeat: Invoked repeatedly. He seems to be aware that he was made to be food.

A gorilla-pony with the uncanny personality of a six-year-old girl. She does demonstrate her ungodly size and incomprehensible strength quite well, like walking through solid structures like they were made out of toilet paper.

--> '''Octocat''': Meow.
--> '''Smarty''': No, this is not just another excuse for me to wear a dress!

* NotSoAboveItAll: She's good at finding the flaws in Smarty Smarts' plans, but she also once got decided that watermelons were a sufficient substitute for a giant death laser, so yeah.

* CartoonCreature: What exactly he is on an island dominated by MixAndMatchCritters is never explained. We know he was a creation of the Doctor, but that's it.
** Averted as of 2019 when Simon Racioppa finally confirmed on his Twitter account that according to original scripts, Fuzzy was meant to be part fawn, part baby fur seal and part kitten.

* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: It's revealed in one episode that Fuzzy was originally created to be a fighter. However, he was [[GoneHorriblyRight TOO good at his job]], and the Doctor rewired his brain for exploration. His original personality once resurfaced after Peri and Entree pushed him too far in one episode.

* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: A little furl of some kind with an adorable voice.

-->'''Voiced by:''' Katie Crown

-->'''Voiced by:''' Katie Crown

* BigEater: Entree is one of the better examples, where even his own stomach got tired of his obsessive habits of literally eating everything he sees. He actually tried to eat own goddamn house once.

* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ma-yo-nnaise. Na-now!

* UltimateAuthorityMayor: Although simply just a mayor, Joe is pretty much the highest authority on Keepaway Island ever since the Doctor was arrested.

* AllGirlsLovePonies: Her girlish interests include ponies, dolls, playing tea, and the like.

* DeviousDolphin: While he's technically only half dolphin, he's certainly devious.

A larger-than-life dolphin-chimpanzee and self-declared "evil genius" who constantly attempts to take over Keepaway Island and turn it into an imperialistic "him-topia". Too bad his plans always backfire from either being thwarted by the protagonists or being anything except foolproof.

* BelligerentSexualTension: With Octocat, thoroughly shown in the episodes "Octocataclysm", and "Of Masters and Minions".
* BigBadWannabe: [[TheDreaded Everyone on Keepaway Island is terrified of him]], even though he's an IneffectualSympatheticVillain whose plans foil themselves as often as not.
* CardCarryingVillain
* CreepyCrossdresser: He often uses disguises in his schemes, will wear women's clothing.
* DitzyGenius: He's a brilliant engineer and mathematician, but can't read, thinks chickens live underwater, and thinks being giant makes you helpless.
* FunnyAnimal
* InsufferableGenius
* LargeHam
* NeverMyFault: [[ExaggeratedTrope Exaggerated]] in the episode " Of Masters and Minions" where he blames Octocat for things even beyond her control (like starting raining while he was sunbathing) or is own stupid mistakes, he even blames science itself
* NeverLearnedToRead
* VillainousFriendship: With Octocat.
* WholesomeCrossdresser: Apparently Mister Smarty Smarts is one, [[OpenSecret secretly]]. Peri even compliments him on one of his dresses that were "completely necessary".

A (you guessed it) cat-octopus who accompanies Mister Smarty Smarts with his plans to dominate and take over the island. Always speaks in meows.

* BelligerentSexualTension: With Mister Smarty Smarts.
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes

* IntelligibleUnintelligible
* NearlyNormalAnimal: Type I.
* OnlySaneMan
** NotSoAboveItAll: She's good at finding the flaws in Smarty Smarts' plans, but she also once got confused between a watermelon and a giant death laser, so yeah.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* VillainousFriendship: With Smarty Smarts.
* WomenAreWiser: Compared to Mister Smarty Smarts.

A cute and lovable critter who lives and breathes the urge to explore the island and the outside world, but could never do it right due to Karma having him blacklisted on Facebook.

* CartoonCreature: His species has never been verified either.
* TheChewToy: He is constantly crushed or beaten up by the other characters.
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Fuzzy was originally created to be a fighter. However, he was [[GoneHorriblyRight TOO good at his job]], and the Doctor rewired his brain for exploration. His original personality once resurfaced after Peri and Entree pushed him too far.
* {{Expy}}: To [[WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether Excludy]].
* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Whenever Fuzzy Snuggums tries to get off the island to explore the rest of the world.
* FunnyAnimal
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter

* SyntheticVoiceActor
* ThirdPersonPerson

! Peri
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* CartoonCreature: As mentioned above, his species is unknown. He looks very similar to Octocat however.

* DesperatelyLookingForAPurposeInLife: The pilot had Peri finding the Doctor's notebook after completely trashing his abandoned laboratory, which contained a diagram of Peri along with specifications below, possibly explaining his true intent in life. Peri and Entrée were both illiterate, and Entrée ended up using it as toilet paper when they did find someone who could read by the end of the episode.
* FatAndSkinny: The skinny to Entrée's fat.
* FunnyAnimal
* GrotesqueCute
* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Entrée.
* LethalChef: In the first episode, he tried to make Entrée a sandwich. It ended up as some kind of sandwich-spider hybrid thing. With tentacles. That could fly.

* OnlySaneMan: At least compared to Entrée, and sometimes to Joe.

* ThePollyanna
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter

! Entrée

Peri's best friend; a combination of a chicken, cow, shrimp, and a pig who was designed to be the ultimate eating animal. He's basically a bottomless pit with an attitude problem.

* BigEater: Entrée is one of the better examples, where even his own stomach got tired of his obsessive habits of literally eating everything he sees. He actually tried to eat own goddamn house once.
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Entrée can fly, teleport, mind-control people, and [[Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} summon sea creatures to do his bidding]].
* TheDitz
* FatBastard
* FunnyAnimal

* GrotesqueCute
* ICallHimMisterHappy: Entrée has named the teats on his udder. Except for one...
-->'''Peri:''' But what about that one?
-->'''Entrée:''' I dare not speak his name. [[PowerBornOfMadness It gives him]] ''[[PowerBornOfMadness power]].''
-->''*cue ominous thunder*''
* {{Jerkass}}
** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He has his moments.
* [[LargeHam Large Ham... Cow... Chicken... Shrimp Thing]]
* LetsMeetTheMeat: Invoked repeatedly with Entrée, who seems to be aware that he was made to be food.
--> '''Peri''': Stop! Entrée's not for eating!
--> '''Entrée''': Well, actually...
* PoisonousFriend: Towards Peri.

* WonTheSuperpowerLottery: He doesn't use them often, but in various gags he's been shown to have the powers of flight, teleportation, mind-control, SuperStrength enough to drag entire islands through the ocean, and telekinesis.

! Two-Legs Joe and Lord Wingus Eternum

A short-tempered two-legged rhinoceros with a small bird attached to his rear end. (Until it was revealed that the bird's name (well, his nickname that is) was Lord Wingus Eternum; a Zen master who was once banished by his peers for never removing the growth on his foot that has always interrupted his studies, which grew into Joe).

* AuthorityEqualsAssKicking: As the mayor, Joe's only effective act of discipline is stomping until the victim changes to another state of matter.

--> '''Lord Wingus Eternum''': ''Lord Wingus Eternum is short. My true name would begin with a dawn, end with the moon, [[BrownNote and ravage your mind like a nightmare]].
* HairTriggerTemper: Joe.
* RedOniBlueOni: Two-Legs is the red, Wingus the blue.

* TeamDad: Two-Legs.
* ToothyBird: Wingus.
* UltimateAuthorityMayor: Guess who.

!Patricia

An intelligent non-mutated platypus who usually feels out of place from all the other inhabitants due to her being the only non-mutant character on the island. Could be quite violent when provoked.

* BewareTheNiceOnes
* CuteBruiser: She can kick your ass.
* FishOutOfWater: Due to be the only non-hybrid.
* FunnyAnimal
* [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Platypus]]
* TertiarySexualCharacteristics
* StraightMan
* TeamMom
* WomenAreWiser
* WrenchWench

!Princess Pony Apehands

A gorilla-pony with the uncanny personality of a six-year-old girl. She does demostrate her ungodly size and incomprehensible strength quite well,like walking through solid structures like it was made out of toilet paper.

* AndCallHimGeorge
* {{Expy}}: She shares some traits with [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures Elmyra Duff]].
* HulkSpeak
** SpeechImpairedAnimal
* LarynxDissonance: She has a deep, obviously masculine voice.

!Compuhorse
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-->'''Voiced by:''' Patrick [=McKenna=]
A horse cyborg who, once a normal horse, was involuntarily merged with computer parts from a freak hardware factory explosion. Thanks to his new-found intelligence and ability to speak via voice programming, he can explain the wild phenomena the other characters somehow crossed paths with.

* SyntheticVoiceActor
* ThirdPersonPerson

!Fuzzy Snuggums
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-->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/JulieLemieux
A cute and lovable critter who lives and breathes the urge to explore the island and the outside world, but could never do it right due to Karma having him blacklisted on Facebook.

!Mister Smarty Smarts
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-->'''Voiced by:''' Mike Kiss
An antagonistic, somewhat "knowledgeable", larger-than-life dolphin-chimpanzee who constantly attempts to subdue the townsfolk into doing his bidding and changing the island into an imperialistic "him-topia". Too bad his plans always backfire from either being thwarted by the protagonists, or that it's anything except being fool-proof.

* BelligerentSexualTension: With Octocat, thoroughly shown in the episodes "Octocataclysm", and "Of Masters and Minions".
* BigBadWannabe: [[TheDreaded Everyone on Keepaway Island is terrified of him]], even though he's an IneffectualSympatheticVillain whose plans foil themselves as often as not.
* CardCarryingVillain
* CreepyCrossdresser: He often uses disguises in his schemes, will wear women's clothing.
* DitzyGenius: He's a brilliant engineer and mathematician, but can't read, thinks chickens live underwater, and thinks being giant makes you helpless.
* FunnyAnimal
* InsufferableGenius
* LargeHam
* NeverMyFault: [[ExaggeratedTrope Exaggerated]] in the episode " Of Masters and Minions" where he blames Octocat for things even beyond her control (like starting raining while he was sunbathing) or is own stupid mistakes, he even blames science itself
* NeverLearnedToRead
* OnlySaneMan: To a lesser extent.
* SapientCetaceans
* VillainousFriendship: With Octocat.
* WholesomeCrossdresser: Apparently Mister Smarty Smarts is one, [[OpenSecret secretly]]. Peri even compliments him on one of his dresses that were "completely necessary".
--> '''Octocat''': Meow.
--> '''Smarty''': No, this is not just another excuse for me to wear a dress!

!Octocat
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-->'''Voiced by:''' Katie Crown
A (you guessed it) cat-octopus who accompanies Mister Smarty Smarts with his plans to dominate and take over the island. Always speaks in meows.
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* BelligerentSexualTension: With Mister Smarty Smarts.
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes
* HypercompetentSidekick: Octocat reveals this in the episode "Octocataclysm".
* IntelligibleUnintelligible
* NearlyNormalAnimal: Type I.
* OnlySaneMan
** NotSoAboveItAll: She's good at finding the flaws in Smarty Smarts' plans, but she also once got confused between a watermelon and a giant death laser, so yeah.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* VillainousFriendship: With Smarty Smarts.
* WomenAreWiser: Compared to Mister Smarty Smarts.

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[-Voiced by Rob Stefaniuk-]

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[-Voiced by Joe Pingue-]

Peri's best friend; a combination of a chicken, cow, shrimp, and a pig who was designed to be the ultimate eating animal, who's basically a bottomless pit with an attitude problem.

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[-Voiced by Patrick [=McKenna=] and Tom [=McCamus=], respectively-]

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[-Voiced by Katie Crown-]

[-Voiced by Kedar Brown-]

[-Voiced by Patrick [=McKenna=]-]

[-Voiced by Creator/JulieLemieux-]

[-Voiced by Mike Kiss-]

[-Voiced by Katie Crown-]

* EverythingsBetterWithPlatypus

* StrongAsHeNeedsToBe: Joe is able to destroy entire cities, cause tornadoes and earthquakes, control the orbit of the Sun and Moon, and even create and destroy black holes, all just by stomping his feet... but only if he's getting ADayInTheLimelight. Otherwise he's completely helpless against all but the most incompetent of villains.