History Characters / Retsupurae

!!Mooky
* NamesTheSame: As Michael "Mookie" Terraciano, who writes ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''.

* KnifeNut: Has no problem threatening people with a knife.

* BastardBoyfriend: Regularly steals things from his girlfriend's place, even after [[spoiler: her death - which he caused no less.]]

The apparent hero of ''Jack Orlando: A Cinematic Adventure''. [[UpToEleven Somehow manages to be]] ''[[UpToEleven even worse]]'' [[UpToEleven than Halligan]].

* {{Corpsing}}: Is very easily prone to bursting into ''hard'' laughing fits, with very notable examples being [[https://youtu.be/LIvyV5qNKww?t=20m5s this]], [[https://youtu.be/tIWwnpNhB6I?t=13m39s this]] and [[https://youtu.be/SjnrFca3RCo?t=17m13s this]].
* DeadpanSnarker: In spite of the below, he is fond of doing this:

* BaldOfAwesome: At the rare chance he shows his face, it is shown that he has a bald head.

* IAteWhat: Remarkably [[AvertedTrope averted]]. At one point in the game, it's implied he ate human flesh. He has no reaction to it, however, and [[invoked]][[BigLippedAlligatorMoment it is not mentioned for the rest of the game.]]

* MyNameIsNotDurwood: The duo mistake both entities to be the same thing until they went back to commentating on the shows.

* LoserProtagonist: Painfully so, especially in ''VideoGame/DarkSeed II''.

The apparent hero of ''Jack Orlando: A Cinematic Adventure''. [[UpToEleven He is far,]] ''[[UpToEleven far]]'' [[UpToEleven worse than Halligan]].

* {{Adorkable}}: His charming personality has made him a Retsupurae favorite.

* [[invoked]]DesignatedHero: Despite him being a detective working at Scotland Yard, he not only has an awful sense of logic, but a profound disregard for the law. This can be best demonstrated when he poisons a homeless man with laboratory alcohol[[note]]Laboratory ethanol in any significant quantity can cause anything from ataxia to ''death'', and he gave the man a fair bit[[/note]](granted, Halligan had just survived drinking a bunch of it)in order to get his spare change for a phone call. While he does [[WhatTheHellHero get scolded for it from Chief Inspector Miller]], [[KarmaHoudini he doesn't really suffer any major consequences.]] The Retsupurae crew, however, give him all kinds of shit.

* PoliceAreUseless: Barely [[AvertedTrope averted]] with Halligan; while he is an absolute moron, he still manages to make progress in the story. A better application would be for half of his colleagues in Scotland Yard; Detective Landry is a rude prick who got an innocent man executed[[note]]And he ''still'' thinks the dead man was guilty, even after another murder happens[[/note]], while Chief Inspector Miller is a PointyHairedBoss that deliberately gets in the way of Halligan's case.
** Though it's shown that he is ''personally responsible'' for making the entire police force wade through a ridiculous amount of red-tape, having tried to get an arrest warrant for Prince Charles after the death of Diana. And wasted tons of department resources meaning that they now have to fill out a form and get the Chief Inspector to sign it to simply get stuff like ''scissors''.

* [[invoked]]DesignatedHero: Let's see...beating a man up to steal his crank, using homophobic slurs, being racist, and loads of other pleasant things. Where Halligan was generally just an idiot, Orlando is simply a ''horrible person''. Halligan gave a homeless man laboratory alcohol(that he himself had survived drinking) in order to steal his money, Orlando ''beat up'' a homeless man to get some rope. By the end, the Goons actually wanted him to get arrested, and say they at least thought Halligan was something of a loveable goof at times.

* DrivenToSuicide: George Wood declares that he'll do this if ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX'' doesn't have voice acting, which prompts bafflement and concern from them; they hilariously note the [[invoked]]HilariousInHindsight in that voice acting came a game after.

* ShipTease: After characterizing the character Juggs as a StalkerWithACrush for Parker, the duo are genuinely pleased when Parker states [[spoiler: he's getting revenge for Juggs]].

!!Juggs

The main character of ''Dracula Unleashed''; not to be confused with [[KingsQuestVIHeirTodayGoneTomorrow Prince Alexander]].

!!Pr0teus

* SarcasmMode: ''Relishes'' in this, even more than other RPers. This is at extreme levels during his playthroughs of ''Putt-Putt''.

* BiTheWay: The commentators interpret a term of endearment toward an effeminate male character to be this.

* HiddenDepths: slowbeef may come across as a short-tempered person with a bit of {{Jerkass}} tendencies, but he did take down several videos when the person riffed asked him politely. He all, but flat out said that the reason they're not doings as many retsupuraes as before is because they are concerned about people hassling the ones they riffed. [[note]]There's also the fact people they riff now tend to make copyright claims and slowbeef is also worried about their channel on YouTube getting banned for that. There's also the extra hassle that until a copyright strike is dealt with slowbeef ''cannot'' upload videos longer than 15 minutes.[[/note]]

[[MyNameIsNotDurwood Actually two people.]] George Wood was the host of a small video game review show called ''Series/GamingInTheClintonYears'' and [=NAVGaTR=] is simply a Youtube channel that happened to archive them; this gets clarified from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'' and onward.

The main character of the first three ''Franchise/AloneInTheDark'' games.

* PoliceAreUseless: Barely [[AvertedTrope averted]] with Halligan; while he is an absolute moron, he still manages to make progress in the story. A better application would be for half of his colleagues in Scotland Yard; Detective Landry is a rude prick who got an innocent man executed, while Chief Inspector Miller is a PointyHairedBoss that deliberately gets in the way of Halligan's case.

The apparent hero of ''Jack Orlando: A Cinematic Adventure''. [[UpToEleven He is far, ''far'' worse than Halligan]].
* [[invoked]]DesignatedHero: Let's see...beating a man up to steal his crank, using homophobic slurs, being racists, and loads of other pleasant things. Where Halligan was generally just an idiot, Orlando is simply a ''horrible person''. Halligan gave a homeless man laboratory alcohol(that he himself had survived drinking) in order to steal his money, Orlando ''beat up'' a homeless man to get some rope. By the end, the Goons actually wanted him to get arrested, and actually say they at least thought Halligan was something of a loveable goof at times.

* [[invoked]]DesignatedHero: Despite him being a detective working at Scotland Yard, he not only has an awful sense of logic, but a profound disregard for the law. This can be best demonstrated when he poisons a homeless man with pure alcohol in order to get his spare change for a phone call. While he does [[WhatTheHellHero get scolded for it from Chief Inspector Miller]], [[KarmaHoudini he doesn't really suffer any major consequences.]] The Retsupurae crew, however, give him all kinds of shit.

* [[invoked]]DesignatedHero: Let's see...beating a man up to steal his crank, using homophobic slurs, being racists, and loads of other pleasant things. Where Halligan was generally just an idiot, Orlando is simply a ''horrible person''. Halligan gave a homeless man pure alcohol to steal his money, Orlando ''beat up'' a homeless man to get some rope. By the end, the Goons actually wanted him to get arrested, and actually say they at least thought Halligan was something of a loveable goof at times.

* DesignatedHero: Let's see...beating a man up to steal his crank, using homophobic slurs, being racists, and loads of other pleasant things. Where Halligan was generally just an idiot, Orlando is simply a ''horrible person''. Halligan gave a homeless man pure alcohol to steal his money, Orlando ''beat up'' a homeless man to get some rope. By the end, the Goons actually wanted him to get arrested, and actually say they at least thought Halligan was something of a loveable goof at times.

-->'''Anonymous question:''' If you could have one superpower what would it be?
-->'''Diabetus:''' Functional pancreas.

One of the characters from ''ShadowOfTheComet'', reinterpreted to be a StalkerWithACrush for Parker.

* WeHardlyKnewYe: Gets about less than five minutes of screen time. To put that in perspective, ROCK KNIGHT stays around longer.

One of the main characters of the ''[[ZapDramatic Ambition]]'' series.

One of the main characters of the ''[[ZapDramatic Ambition]]'' series.

** PsychopathicManChild: After [[spoiler: being revealed to be a terrorist.]]
* MaybeMagicMaybeMundane: Slowbeef and Diabetus speculate that he's being controlled by the green light that appears [[spoiler: most of the time when he kills the protagonist]]

* DirtyOldMan: The Retsupurae Live 2016 panel showcases a game show that George Wood held where they joked he was going to sexually harass the boy contestant as a prize. [[spoiler: The uploader of the video ends up creating horrible implications by blurring the screen while the two go backstage.]]

The subject of two Kickstarter Nonstarters.

[[MyNameIsNotDurwood Actually two people.]] George Wood was the host of a small video game review show called ''GamingInTheClintonYears'' and [=NAVGaTR=] is simply a Youtube channel that happened to archive them; this gets clarified from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'' and onward.

* MotorMouth: He was under a time limit (Youtube's) to finish the game as quickly as possible and possibly spoke even quicker.

* FreudWasRight: Somehow manages to constantly think of sexually charged Bill Clinton jokes for every ''GamingInTheClintonYears''.