History Blog / CinnamonBunzuh

27th Apr '16 2:35:44 PM MegaMarioMan
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* AprilFoolsDay: On April 1, 2012, instead of an Animorph review, Cinnamon Bunzuh surprised everyone by releasing a review for Creator/StephenieMeyer's ''Literature/TheHost''. Except when one actually clicks the review, it consists of nothing but an Andalite troll smiley (Which bizarrely actually works) and a note:
-->''"This book is really long, and we are lazy. Sorry folks!"''

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* AprilFoolsDay: On April 1, 2012, instead of an Animorph review, Cinnamon Bunzuh surprised everyone by [[http://cinnamonbunzuh.blogspot.com/2012/04/host.html releasing a review review]] for Creator/StephenieMeyer's ''Literature/TheHost''. Except when one actually clicks the review, it consists of nothing but an Andalite troll smiley (Which bizarrely actually works) and a note:
-->''"This book is really long, and we are lazy. Sorry folks!"''folks."''
21st Apr '16 3:38:31 PM MegaMarioMan
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* {{Angrish}}: Ifi likes to do this a lot whenever something stupid happens. In the review for "The Beginning", she falls into this 5 times.



** In the review for "The Beginning", after Caysath says that the Andalites have a treaty with the Kelbrids, despite the fact that the Kelbrid have no knowledge of them, as said by ''Caysath himself'':
---> '''Ifi:''' What
---> '''Ifi:''' what
---> '''Ifi:''' what
---> '''Ifi:''' How
---> '''Ifi:''' How do you write a treaty with them
---> '''Ifi:''' if you have no direct knowledge of them?



* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: After finding out that the plot of "The Unknown" revolves around [[spoiler:an Andalite toilet]]; see AbortedArc above.

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* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: ScrewThisImOuttaHere:
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After finding out that the plot of "The Unknown" revolves around [[spoiler:an Andalite toilet]]; see AbortedArc above.above.
** After [[spoiler:Rachel dies]] in "The Beginning":
---> '''Ifi:''' I
---> '''Ifi:''' don't
---> '''Ifi:''' You know what? I am already done.
---> '''Adam:''' Get your tush back here.
---> '''Adam:''' We are going to finish this thing, and we are going to finish it proper.
---> '''Ifi:''' I have nothing to say that isn't a swear word
21st Apr '16 3:15:43 PM MegaMarioMan
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--> '''Ifi:''' FORGOT TO FINISH WRITING THE BOOK

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--> '''Ifi:''' [[LeftHanging FORGOT TO FINISH WRITING THE BOOKBOOK]]
21st Apr '16 3:09:30 PM MegaMarioMan
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* SuddenlyShouting: Ifi's response to the BolivianArmyEnding of "The Beginning".
--> '''Ifi:''' Oh
--> '''Ifi:''' It
--> '''Ifi:''' it appears
--> '''Ifi:''' it appears that
--> '''Ifi:''' the author
--> '''Ifi:''' FORGOT TO FINISH WRITING THE BOOK
19th Apr '16 11:50:03 AM MegaMarioMan
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* UnscientificScience: At the beginning of the review for the first Megamorphs book, Adam tells Ifi that she can turn into a spaceship "through science". [[BerserkButton Much to Ifi's annoyance]], Adam then proceeds to leave.

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* UnscientificScience: At the beginning of the review for the first Megamorphs Alternamorphs book, Adam tells Ifi that she can turn into a spaceship "through science". [[BerserkButton Much to Ifi's annoyance]], Adam then proceeds to leave.
18th Apr '16 2:44:26 PM MegaMarioMan
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* BookEnds: Courtesy of the Cinnamon Bunzuh Twitter page:
--> ''[[http://twitter.com/CinnamonBunzuh/status/262586796628647936 Y'know, it was actually in the middle of last years hurricane that we first put up CB. And now here I am reading the last book in a new one.]]''
18th Apr '16 2:41:37 PM MegaMarioMan
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** Visser Three being incapable of delegating, given that he always seems to show up in books even when it's completely unnecessary for him to do so.
** "Have some X" where X is an adjective like stupid or horrifying, followed by a quote demonstrating the adjective.



* ShoutOut: There are a lot of ''[[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Captain Planet]]'' villians running around the 'verse, apparently.

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* ShoutOut: ShoutOut:
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There are a lot of ''[[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Captain Planet]]'' villians running around the 'verse, apparently.



* TakeThat: They deliver quite a few to ''Series/HomeImprovement'' in the review of "The Reaction".

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* TakeThat: TakeThat:
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They deliver quite a few to ''Series/HomeImprovement'' in the review of "The Reaction".
15th Apr '16 5:48:31 AM MegaMarioMan
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--> '''Adam:''' Cephalopods!
--> '''Adam:''' <3
--> '''Adam:''' Ah, I love cephalopds.
--> '''Adam:''' Just so darn cute.



* {{Flanderization}}: Ifi's insanity, Adams love of bad puns and Ifi's annoyance at it.

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* {{Flanderization}}: {{Flanderization}}:
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Ifi's insanity, Adams love of bad puns and Ifi's annoyance at it.it.
** Discussed in the review of "The Weakness".
---> '''Ifi:''' Now, class, here we can see the devolution of a character.
---> '''Ifi:''' Marco, and now Rachel, are rapidly being reduced to a simplistic interpretation of their most prominent traits.
---> '''Ifi:''' From this, we can probably conclude that the author is an idiot.
---> '''Adam:''' You have this down to a science, don't you?
---> '''Ifi:''' English major.
14th Apr '16 9:45:24 AM MegaMarioMan
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* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: From "The Escape":

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* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: From "The Escape":Escape", we have this about sharks:


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--> '''Ifi:''' I have so many words.
--> '''Ifi:''' About this story.
--> '''Ifi:''' I don't even know where to start.
--> '''Adam:''' Pick one.
--> '''Ifi:''' What.
--> '''Adam:''' One of the words.
--> '''Ifi:''' That was my word. "What."
--> '''Adam:''' Can you elaborate?
--> '''Ifi:''' This book is even more screwed up than the last one. The one with the ants. Because that was over in a chapter or two. The fucked up-ness in this one lasts for 154 pages.
13th Apr '16 10:16:00 AM MegaMarioMan
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* ButForMeItWasTuesday: They tend to joke like this a lot.
** It actually happens 3 times in their review of "The Arrival".
---> '''Ifi:''' So the Animorphs are outnumbered approximately a bazillion to one
---> '''Ifi:''' All hope is lost!
---> '''Ifi:''' It must be Tuesday.
---> ''(Later in the review)''
---> '''Ifi:''' Everyone is tackled by Hork-Bajir and chaos ensues
---> '''Ifi:''' Must be Tuesday

---->Aloth sank to the floor. He was dead. Shot cleanly through the head.\\
By Arbat.\\
An accident?\\
No. Impossible!\\
<Retreat!> Arbat ordered, thundering past me.\\
Aloth was dead. Gonrod probably as well. Arbat was in charge.\\
Murderer!\\
My mind reeled. What could I do? The Hork-Bajir were massing for a new charge.\\
I retreated.\\
Ran. Ran with my brain replaying it again and again. Arbat had shot Aloth!\\
----Book Thirty-Eight, The Arrival

---> '''Adam:''' Must be Tuesday.


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* ValuesDissonance: Discussed in the review of "The Weakness", in which Rachel [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext hijacks a plane and crashes it through a building in order to reach a Yeerk Pool and rescue Cassie]]. Obviously, [[{{Pun}} that wouldn't fly nowadays.]] [[invoked]]
--> '''Adam:''' Well.
--> '''Ifi:''' There is no way they can keep this in the reprint.
--> '''Ifi:''' They just can't.
--> '''Adam:''' They are going to have to rewrite a third of the book from scratch.
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