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7th May '16 9:25:53 AM FromtheWordsofBR
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* His utter ''explosion'' when ''The Cavern'' [[spoiler:ends midway through a rape scene]]. He pulls no punches and declares the film outright ''unwatchable''. Granted it was already literally unwatchable since there was little to no lighting in any scene, but that ending was the final nail in the coffin.

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* His utter ''explosion'' when ''The Cavern'' ''Film/TheCavern'' [[spoiler:ends midway through a rape scene]]. He pulls no punches and declares the film outright ''unwatchable''. Granted it was already literally unwatchable since there was little to no lighting in any scene, scene and had an eyesore of a color tint throughout, but that ending was the final nail in the coffin.
11th Jan '16 12:02:15 PM Morgenthaler
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* The rant against Vince Vaughn for the homophobic slur in ''TheDilemma''. Film Brain calls out the SmallNameBigEgo nature of it, since Vaughn was the producer of the movie, and no one could tell him to "reign it in." He also mocks Vaughn for putting the slur as the ''first line of the trailer'' (before it was re-cut), and notes that, in-universe, using "gay" as an insult when you're a business man making a pitch would be career suicide.

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* The rant against Vince Vaughn for the homophobic slur in ''TheDilemma''.''Film/TheDilemma''. Film Brain calls out the SmallNameBigEgo nature of it, since Vaughn was the producer of the movie, and no one could tell him to "reign it in." He also mocks Vaughn for putting the slur as the ''first line of the trailer'' (before it was re-cut), and notes that, in-universe, using "gay" as an insult when you're a business man making a pitch would be career suicide.
29th Jun '15 4:06:48 PM Nicolletta
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* Film Brain tearing the hell out of [[Film/ProjectX Project X]] and his utter disdain for [[TheSociopath Costa]] during the review.
* Ripping INowPronounceYouChuckAndLarry apart for its hypocrisy. Like most of the other movies he's riffed on, he calls out the movie for the characters' questionable decisions and even suggested to the titular duo to sue the fire department for workplace discrimination and to defend their case of Chuck sleeping with tons of girls with them claiming bisexual open marriage, calling out the movie for not even bothering to mention bisexuality and instead focus on the double standard of GirlOnGirlIsHot.
* Similarly to the Project X review, him ripping JustGoWithIt to ''shreds'' for its horrid protagonist, misplaced morals, obnoxious child characters, lack of realizing what the source movie was about... frankly its wonderful for anyone who's sick of comedy protagonists who are truly despicable and yet supposedly lovable.

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* Film Brain tearing the hell out of [[Film/ProjectX ''[[Film/ProjectX Project X]] X]]'' and his utter disdain for [[TheSociopath Costa]] during the review.
* Ripping INowPronounceYouChuckAndLarry ''INowPronounceYouChuckAndLarry'' apart for its hypocrisy. Like most of the other movies he's riffed on, he calls out the movie for the characters' questionable decisions and even suggested to the titular duo to sue the fire department for workplace discrimination and to defend their case of Chuck sleeping with tons of girls with them claiming bisexual open marriage, calling out the movie for not even bothering to mention bisexuality and instead focus on the double standard of GirlOnGirlIsHot.
* Similarly to the Project X ''Project X'' review, him ripping JustGoWithIt ''JustGoWithIt'' to ''shreds'' for its horrid protagonist, misplaced morals, obnoxious child characters, lack of realizing what the source movie was about... frankly its wonderful for anyone who's sick of comedy protagonists who are truly despicable and yet supposedly lovable.



* A meta one for both him and ToddInTheShadows. Their joint review of Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel was mentioned on the Wikipedia article for the movie.

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* A meta one for both him and ToddInTheShadows. Their joint review of Alvin ''Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel Squeakuel'' was mentioned on the Wikipedia article for the movie.



** Also Cobra, where after the villain says, "But the law is civilized. Isn't it? Pig", Stallone responds, "But I'm not. This is where the law stops, and I start" and Film Brain rebuts with "Hooray for ethically questionable right wing bullshit!"

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** Also Cobra, ''Cobra'', where after the villain says, "But the law is civilized. Isn't it? Pig", Pig.", Stallone responds, "But I'm not. This is where the law stops, and I start" start." and Film Brain rebuts with "Hooray for ethically questionable right wing bullshit!"
29th Jun '15 4:04:15 PM Nicolletta
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* For Breaking Wind, his decision not to review Twilight as he views it as "flogging a dead horse" and his disgust at the movie for using actual footage of Twilight fans for the purpose of mocking them, especially singling out the infamous Nuttymadam3575 who he seriously believed to have a condition. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.

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* For Breaking Wind, ''Breaking Wind'', his decision not to review Twilight ''Twilight'' as he views it as "flogging a dead horse" and his disgust at the movie for using actual footage of Twilight ''Twilight'' fans for the purpose of mocking them, especially singling out the infamous Nuttymadam3575 who he seriously believed to have a condition. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
18th May '15 3:38:49 PM TVRulezAgain
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* I may be the only one who thinks so, but Film Brain's rant at the end of ''Film/SevenPounds'' deserves a spot on this list:

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* I may be the only one who thinks so, but Film Brain's rant at the end of ''Film/SevenPounds'' deserves a spot on this list:



*** It was rewarded. The InternetBackdraft he expected didn't happen, and when they [[{{Kickassia}} met in Reno]], Doug told him he'd not only [[SoProudOfYou liked the review]] but changed his opinion of the movie!

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*** It was rewarded. The InternetBackdraft he expected didn't happen, and when they [[{{Kickassia}} [[WebVideo/{{Kickassia}} met in Reno]], Doug told him he'd not only [[SoProudOfYou liked the review]] but changed his opinion of the movie!
27th Mar '15 10:17:47 AM Volvagia423
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\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n** Also Cobra, where after the villain says, "But the law is civilized. Isn't it? Pig", Stallone responds, "But I'm not. This is where the law stops, and I start" and Film Brain rebuts with "Hooray for ethically questionable right wing bullshit!"
25th Feb '15 6:21:29 AM Anicomicgeek
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-->"Now many people found this movie [[{{Glurge}} touching]]. [[TranquilFury I didn't.]] [[BerserkButton It struck a nerve.]] It's bad enough that the film is severely boring because [[ForegoneConclusion it's obvious what is going on.]] It's bad enough that [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy the movie is so morose and miserable.]] It's bad enough that it's [[TrueArtIsAngsty pretentious tosh.]] It's bad enough that WillSmith himself is desperately {{Oscar Bait}}ing by [[TomHanksSyndrome dialing back his signature charm to trace levels]] and [[{{Wangst}} acting as mopey as possible.]] No, my real issue is with the film's message. Tim's sacrifice at the end of the movie is celebrated and he's made a [[MartyrWithoutACause martyr]]. I'm sorry, but I find that [[UnfortunateImplications profoundly worrying]]. [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop The movie is literally saying that suicide is okay as long as you donate your organs. What the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop kind of message is that?]]

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-->"Now many people found this movie [[{{Glurge}} touching]]. [[TranquilFury I didn't.]] [[BerserkButton It struck a nerve.]] It's bad enough that the film is severely boring because [[ForegoneConclusion it's obvious what is going on.]] It's bad enough that [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy the movie is so morose and miserable.]] It's bad enough that it's [[TrueArtIsAngsty pretentious tosh.]] It's bad enough that WillSmith Creator/WillSmith himself is desperately {{Oscar Bait}}ing by [[TomHanksSyndrome dialing back his signature charm to trace levels]] and [[{{Wangst}} acting as mopey as possible.]] No, my real issue is with the film's message. Tim's sacrifice at the end of the movie is celebrated and he's made a [[MartyrWithoutACause martyr]]. I'm sorry, but I find that [[UnfortunateImplications profoundly worrying]]. [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop The movie is literally saying that suicide is okay as long as you donate your organs. What the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop kind of message is that?]]
27th Jan '15 4:25:30 PM MrJeperson
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^ His early review of ''Film/PartingShots'' displays a righteous contempt towards the film's endorsement of rough justice.

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^ * His early review of ''Film/PartingShots'' displays a righteous contempt towards the film's endorsement of rough justice.
27th Jan '15 4:17:49 PM MrJeperson
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--> [[SarcamMode "Oh! So you're not bemoaning killing them, you're just bemoaning that you might have to go to prison."]]













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--> [[SarcamMode [[SarcasmMode "Oh! So you're not bemoaning killing them, you're just bemoaning that you might have to go to prison."]]












27th Jan '15 4:17:06 PM MrJeperson
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^ His early review of ''Film/PartingShots'' displays a righteous contempt towards the film's endorsement of rough justice.
--> [[SarcamMode "Oh! So you're not bemoaning killing them, you're just bemoaning that you might have to go to prison."]]












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