History Awesome / BadMovieBeatdown

* Film Brain tearing the hell out of ''Film/ProjectX'' and his utter disdain for [[TheSociopath Costa]] during the review.

* He really tears into ''Film/TheCondemned,'' explaining at length why it doesn't work, how badly it failed, and just how reprehensible the results are. This includes pointing out the BrokenAesop of the movie.

* A meta one for both him and WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows. Their joint review of ''Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel'' was mentioned on the Wikipedia article for the movie.

* The amount of research that Mathew does before each review is pretty amazing in and of itself.

-->"Now many people found this movie [[{{Glurge}} touching]]. [[TranquilFury I didn't.]] [[BerserkButton It struck a nerve.]] It's bad enough that the film is severely boring because [[ForegoneConclusion it's obvious what is going on.]] It's bad enough that [[TooBleakStoppedCaring the movie is so morose and miserable.]] It's bad enough that it's [[TrueArtIsAngsty pretentious tosh.]] It's bad enough that Creator/WillSmith himself is desperately {{Oscar Bait}}ing by [[TomHanksSyndrome dialing back his signature charm to trace levels]] and [[{{Wangst}} acting as mopey as possible.]] No, my real issue is with the film's message. Tim's sacrifice at the end of the movie is celebrated and he's made a [[MartyrWithoutACause martyr]]. I'm sorry, but I find that [[UnfortunateImplications profoundly worrying]]. [[HardTruthAesop The movie is literally saying that suicide is okay as long as you donate your organs.]] What the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' kind of message is that?

** In the commentary, he calls out the writer for not bothering to do the ''two minutes'' of research it took him to find out that Will Smith's character's plan would fail because [[spoiler: box jellyfish are cardiotoxic and would damage the heart he intends to leave to the LoveInterest.]]

* His utter ''explosion'' when ''Film/TheCavern'' [[spoiler:ends midway through a rape scene]]. He pulls no punches and declares the film outright ''unwatchable''. Granted it was already literally unwatchable since there was little to no lighting in any scene and had an eyesore of a color tint throughout, but that ending was the final nail in the coffin.

** He also calls out one of the characters for pulling off the LetsSplitUpGang trope [[spoiler:on an injured guy]].

-->'''Film Brain:''' We certainly don't believe him or Kevin James to be businessmen, because if you actually said that in a pitch meeting, [[RealityEnsues your arse would hit the pavement before you closed your mouth]]!

-->"Now many people found this movie [[{{Glurge}} touching]]. [[TranquilFury I didn't.]] [[BerserkButton It struck a nerve.]] It's bad enough that the film is severely boring because [[ForegoneConclusion it's obvious what is going on.]] It's bad enough that [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy the movie is so morose and miserable.]] It's bad enough that it's [[TrueArtIsAngsty pretentious tosh.]] It's bad enough that Creator/WillSmith himself is desperately {{Oscar Bait}}ing by [[TomHanksSyndrome dialing back his signature charm to trace levels]] and [[{{Wangst}} acting as mopey as possible.]] No, my real issue is with the film's message. Tim's sacrifice at the end of the movie is celebrated and he's made a [[MartyrWithoutACause martyr]]. I'm sorry, but I find that [[UnfortunateImplications profoundly worrying]]. [[HardTruthAesop The movie is literally saying that suicide is okay as long as you donate your organs.]] What the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' kind of message is that?

-->"Now many people found this movie [[{{Glurge}} touching]]. [[TranquilFury I didn't.]] [[BerserkButton It struck a nerve.]] It's bad enough that the film is severely boring because [[ForegoneConclusion it's obvious what is going on.]] It's bad enough that [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy the movie is so morose and miserable.]] It's bad enough that it's [[TrueArtIsAngsty pretentious tosh.]] It's bad enough that Creator/WillSmith himself is desperately {{Oscar Bait}}ing by [[TomHanksSyndrome dialing back his signature charm to trace levels]] and [[{{Wangst}} acting as mopey as possible.]] No, my real issue is with the film's message. Tim's sacrifice at the end of the movie is celebrated and he's made a [[MartyrWithoutACause martyr]]. I'm sorry, but I find that [[UnfortunateImplications profoundly worrying]]. [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop The movie is literally saying that suicide is okay as long as you donate your organs. What the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop kind of message is that?]]

* In his review of ''Film/ThisMeansWar'', he criticizes Creator/ReeseWitherspoon’s choice to portray a character without any kind of common sense, even though she should be doing ''much'' better than this.

** Especially since, according to [[https://archive.org/details/bliptv-20131014-163223-BMB-CommentarySevenPoundsBMB281 his commentary]], he was afraid it would be "''Film/{{Equilibrium}}'' [[InternetBackdraft times ten]]," and ''still'' didn't hold back.

*** It was rewarded. The InternetBackdraft he expected didn't happen, and when they [[WebVideo/{{Kickassia}} met in Reno]], Creator/DougWalker told him he'd not only [[SoProudOfYou liked the review]] but changed his opinion of the movie!

*** It was rewarded. The InternetBackdraft he expected didn't happen, and when they [[WebVideo/{{Kickassia}} met in Reno]], Doug told him he'd not only [[SoProudOfYou liked the review]] but changed his opinion of the movie!

* For ''Breaking Wind'', his decision not to review ''Twilight'' as he views it as "flogging a dead horse" and his disgust at the movie for using actual footage of ''Twilight'' fans for the purpose of mocking them, especially singling out the infamous [=Nuttymadam3575=], who he seriously believed to have a condition. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.

** Also his PrecisionFStrike before he points out how hypocritical the anti media violence message is by pointing out it was made by lionsgate (famous for producing the Saw series) and the WWE (A wrestling company) and the fact that the marketing for the movie was built around its violence.