History AccidentalInnuendo / VideoGames

* In ''Franchise/StarWars: VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic'':
** Everyone keeps referring to the player character's affinity for the dark side of the Force, and its effect on the other party members as "touching your dark taint."
** After his declaration of love for a female player character, other party members will remind Carth that you all have more pressing concerns. Like, you know, saving the world. He responds with "Let's get going. The longer we wait, the harder this is going to be."

* The linked ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}'' video for ''VideoGame/SuperTanookiSkin2D'' has LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}} interpreting the bony hills in the background as ribbed condoms.

*** Also from ''2'', there's a scene where [[spoiler:Kraven, being strangled by Black Suit Spider-Man, moans, "''Harder''..." In context, Kraven wants the symbiote to kill him and give him the glorious death he desires, but it sounds really kinky out of context.

--->'''Jameson:''' ''[when Peter tries to yell at construction that he's coming through]'' "UGH, Parker, pathetic! Be a man about it! SHOW THEM YOUR MANHOOD!"\\

* In the 2000 ''[[VideoGame/SpiderMan2000 Spider-Man]]'' video game, [[spoiler:Mysterio]] fires lasers, but the placement of where they're fired is... questionable.

* In the 2000 ''Franchise/SpiderMan'' video game, [[spoiler:Mysterio]] fires lasers, but the placement of where they're fired is... questionable.

*** A few character names may count too, such as Maneater Mildred and Ceaseless Discharge.

* ''VideoGame/{{Facade}}'': One of Grace's knickknacks is basically a glass rainbow colored penis. It's made incredibly odd because it isn't treated to look out of place from the other sculptures, but it just a bit too sex toy shaped to seem like a creative oversight of the duo who produced it.

* ''VideoGame/CastleChase'': At the end of [[spoiler:Erol's]] ending, Monica is told to "spend as much time" with him with the end goal of "[Making] this boy into a man.", to which she responds "I'll do my very best!". While the real goal is to [[spoiler:make him less of a coward]], usually a girl making a boy into a man is SexAsRiteOfPassage.

* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV'' actually made this a '''plot point''' in the Relic Weapon quest for Ninja.
** Yoshimitsu daggers - or at least, the Doman smith who crafted them long ago - are known by a certain rhyme that quest-giver Gerolt recites to you when you take up the quest:
--->'''Gerolt:''' ''There once was a Far Eastern smitty\\
Who was known for making blades pretty\\
"Far thicker than most!"\\
Of his dagger he'd boast\\
And its thrust was well known in the city!''\\
Hmm... ''Might'' be that prick in the poem ain't the point of no blade.
** The quest then involves finding a pair and restoring them using a pair of vamper's knives as a host. When the end result doesn't satisfy, Gerolt has you seek out a book about ninjas, and discovers what the problem is.
--->'''Gerolt:''' Seems the rhyme about the smitty ain't about his ''member's'' thickness: The daggers ''themselves'' are too damned slim! See, the vamper's knives make a good host, an' what ye got now ''will'' slip 'twixt a man's ribs jus' fine. But Yoshimitsu were made o' folded steel what could pierce armor without shatterin' nor crumplin'. A thick blade - aye, ''that's'' what yer weapons are wantin' for.

* ''Bump 'N Jump''.

* Despite the numerous [[DemographicallyInappropriateHumour subtle jokes in]] ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie'' and ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie'', the penis shaped rock in Terrydactyland [[https://twitter.com/Klungo/status/620499304046854144 was never intended to look like that and was purely an accident.]]

** The lyrics of [[VideoGame/SonicStorybookSeries "Seven Rings in Hand"]] can easily be interpreted as masturbation jokes. "No such thing as fate for those who speed"? "So many things need a push or pull to begin"? "Wild with just one single hand"?

* ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysSecurityBreach'' has a moment late into the game where [[RogueProtagonist Vanessa]] speaks up on intercom asking why Gregory is still at the Pizzaplex despite the doors being open. She switches gears and offers Gregory a 'reward,' inviting him to the main stage in what's clearly SchmuckBait given [[WouldHurtAChild the context]]. However, Heather Masters' voice acting has her voice drop to what's supposed to be menacing but out of context sounds flirtatious, which isn't helped by Gregory [[PedoHunt being a child]] or that Vanessa is a BrainwashedAndCrazy [[JackTheRipoff copycat killer]] of [[BigBad William Afton]], who also killed kids. [[MemeticMutation Needless to say, the fandom had fun with this.]]

* In ''VideoGame/PaperMario64'', there's a little (male) star kid called {{T|heTwink}}wink.

* ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration'': Put [[Characters/SuperRobotWarsCompact2 Excellen Browning]] at the controls of the Alt Eisen if you get a chance and use the [[PileBunker Revolver Stake]]. HilarityEnsues

* ''VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift'': One common way for Western fans to spell out ''[[UpdatedRerelease BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend]]'' as an acronym is "[[FunWithAcronyms BBCSEX]]". Given that Arcsys is based in Japan and not an English speaking country, this probably wasn't intentional, but [[SurprisinglyGoodEnglish we don't know for sure]].

-->'''George:''' "I already showed you my tool, didn't I?"\\

--> '''It has the head of a cock!'''

---> "I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. [[UltimateBlacksmith Eorlund Gray-Mane]] has that honor. The man's steel is legendary."

--->'''Spider:''' Wakey wakey, motherfucker! Ops says there's a delay in the feed, they need to recalibrate your ass!
--->'''Rex:''' Me?
--->'''Spider:''' Well it ain't me 'cause I'm goddamn near perfect. Men want to be me...
--->'''Rex:''' And you want to be with men. Yeah, I got it.

-->'''Gerolt:''' ''There once was a Far Eastern smitty\\

-->'''Gerolt:''' Seems the rhyme about the smitty ain't about his ''member's'' thickness: The daggers ''themselves'' are too damned slim! See, the vamper's knives make a good host, an' what ye got now ''will'' slip 'twixt a man's ribs jus' fine. But Yoshimitsu were made o' folded steel what could pierce armor without shatterin' nor crumplin'. A thick blade - aye, ''that's'' what yer weapons are wantin' for.

-->'''Dare''': My hatch... (''grunts'') is... (''grunts'') jammed...[[note]]This was replaced in the final game with "My hatch won't open. How about yours?"[[/note]]
-->'''Buck''': (''chuckles'')
-->'''Dare''': How's yours?
-->'''Buck''': (''sighs'') [[AManIsAlwaysEager Works great]]!

--> '''Parwen:''' Sun Camp is built around trade. Argine started it before Adessa was built, and she keeps her tinkers' hands very busy.

--> ''"If there's one person I'd trust to take on a difficult mission, it's Tristana -- all day long!"''

--> OH! MY DEAR LITTLE RED HOOD! THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMING!

-->'''[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]:''' Hump that chest, Peach! Hump that chest! You show it who's boss!

--> '''Traynor:''' ''I like the feel of something solid in my hands.''

--> '''Asari:''' [[HumansAreSurvivors The humans are so resilient]]. Like that phrase of theirs, "stiff one in the lips".
--> '''Shepard:''' Stiff upper lip.
--> '''Asari:''' Right, what did I say?

-->''"Yes, enemy cyborgs should have plenty of electrolytes once you... extract their fluids."''
-->''"Working on your body was quite... educational."''

---> '''Angel''': At last, we shall finally see the maturation of the seed I HAVE SOWN IN YOU!

----> '''Yosuke''': What, really? I know you were always good with your hands and - uh, never mind.

----> '''Makoto''': Let's do it in the student council room. I'll leave the back entrance open to you.\\

----> '''Yusuke''': I'm in the zone now; give me more stimulation!\\

----> [[spoiler:'''Maruki''']]: I'm all yours... Use me... However you want...

---> '''dealer''': You had to ''come'' now, didn't you?

----> '''Asahi''': What a Magnificent ass.

--->Everybody tries to be straight,
--->But things are still unchanged
--->It's useless to resist,
--->Their effort will be wasted

--->"I don't care what you're thinking as you turn to me!
--->'Cause what I have in my two hands is enough to set me free!
--->I can fight the feeling to resist it over time...
--->But when it's just too much to take, you sneak up from behind!"

---> I don't need a posse,
---> I get it on by myself.

--->'''Tails:''' Great job, Sonic.
--->'''Sonic:''' You know me. I aim to please.
--->'''Tails:''' Well, I'm TOTALLY pleased... [[ItMakesSenseInContext And a little nauseous.]]

--> '''Hakan:''' It's time to cover the world ''[[LargeHam IN MY OIL]]!!!'' [[note]]He's referring to the oil he slathers on himself to do oil wrestling, a national sport in his native Turkey.[[/note]]

---> '''Eleanor:''' I'm told I come across as awkward sometimes, but if nothing else, I'm good with my hands.

---> '''Nanaly:''' Don't be mean, Judas. I bet you're just saying that [[{{Tsundere}} because you miss her!]]

--->'''Yuri:''' (''in an extremely sultry voice'') Try it like this.\\

'''Yuri:''' Good. Come on!\\

--> I shall invade this orifice.

--> '''Lanz:''' That was over way too soon!
--> '''Eunie:''' You hear that, Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier.
* ''VideoGame/{{Yakuza 0}}'': Bacchus (who is not a native Japanese speaker) introduces Kamoji:
--> '''Bacchus''': He's a whatchacallit... a fisting artist!
--> '''Kamoji''': That ain't it! It's ''punchout'' artist!
--> '''Bacchus''': Yeah. That. Slip of the tongue.

--->FOR GIRLS ONLY: I need Sea Cucumber. You know what it's for! - Haley

-->'''Falco:''' I can't wait to see this secret weapon!\\

--> ''George'': "Did I show you my tool?"\\
''Consierge'': "Oui, monsieur. Just like mine. Except, of course, that it is much smaller."

--> ''George'': "I already showed you my tool, didn't I?"\\
''Museum Curator'': "Oui, monsieur. Most impressive!"

* ''VideoGame/PacManArrangement'': The fifth ghost, which was added to the game as part of the "Arrangement", is titled Kinky.

* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel'' has characters walk up to treasure chests and they'll say a line or two that sounds out of context a few times like Emma's "What an amazing chest!" despite the fact that she herself has GagBoobs. Though some characters ''do'' take it out of context like Angelica's "Always happy to lay my hands on another chest."

** In ''Soccer 2004'', one of the fields is called [[ADateWithRosiePalms Fap]]py's Farm (or just [[ADateWithRosiePalms Fap]]py Farm, which arguably sounds even worse).

* In a later level of ''VideoGame/DeadSpace2'' ([[spoiler:in which you revisit the ''Ishimura'']]), there are ultraviolet floodlights set up to aid decontamination crews in scrubbing up bloodstains and such. Of course, [[AllMenArePerverts most male gamers]] will read [[ADateWithRosiePalms something different]] into white stains under black lights. (The fact that they are ''huge'' just makes it that much funnier.) (The stains. The stains are huge, not... [[ThatCameOutWrong Get your mind out of the gutter!]])

* The bulletin board requests in ''VideoGame/StardewValley'' can lean this way if someone requests a phallic-shaped object and gives no context [[ADateWithRosiePalms what they plan to do with it]].