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When Banner says \
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When Banner says \\\"We\\\'re not a team, we\\\'re a \\\'\\\'time bomb!\\\'\\\'\\\", \\\'\\\'\\\'He\\\'s not kidding.\\\'\\\'\\\' Let\\\'s assess.
Film/TheIncredibleHulk: A JekyllAndHyde case where Hyde can screw up a tank like a paper bag and deflect artillery strikes with his face.
Film/{{Thor}}: A SpoiledSweet JerkWithAHeartOfGold PhysicalGod.
Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger: A {{Paragon}} SuperSoldier from a time when even the most \\\'\\\'{{Badass}}\\\'\\\' of {{Colonel Badass}}es intimidated Nazi {{Mad Scientist}}s with steak instead of waterboarding.
BlackWidow: A \\\'\\\'[[DirtyCommunist Soviet]]\\\'\\\' SuperSoldier.
Film/IronMan: An \\\'\\\'[[TheAlcoholic alcoholic]]\\\'\\\' GadgeteerGenius with PoweredArmor who trashed his own house wearing that damned armor while drunk.
The only one besides NickFury that the government can consider \\\'\\\'vaguely\\\'\\\' reliable is {{Hawkeye}}: TheArcher with the most Improbable of ImprobableAimingSkills whose backstory hasn\\\'t even been stated yet.(Think this guy\\\'s gonna be capable of killing people by popping out his own fingernails and throwing them?)
Film/TheIncredibleHulk: A JekyllAndHyde case where Hyde can screw up a tank like a paper bag and deflect artillery strikes with his face.
Film/{{Thor}}: A SpoiledSweet JerkWithAHeartOfGold PhysicalGod.
Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger: A {{Paragon}} SuperSoldier from a time when even the most \\\'\\\'{{Badass}}\\\'\\\' of {{Colonel Badass}}es intimidated Nazi {{Mad Scientist}}s with steak instead of waterboarding.
BlackWidow: A \\\'\\\'[[DirtyCommunist Soviet]]\\\'\\\' SuperSoldier.
Film/IronMan: An \\\'\\\'[[TheAlcoholic alcoholic]]\\\'\\\' GadgeteerGenius with PoweredArmor who trashed his own house wearing that damned armor while drunk.
The only one besides NickFury that the government can consider \\\'\\\'vaguely\\\'\\\' reliable is {{Hawkeye}}: TheArcher with the most Improbable of ImprobableAimingSkills whose backstory hasn\\\'t even been stated yet.(Think this guy\\\'s gonna be capable of killing people by popping out his own fingernails and throwing them?)
Changed line(s) 1 from:
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When Banner says \
to:
When Banner says \\\"We\\\'re not a team, we\\\'re a \\\'\\\'time bomb!\\\'\\\'\\\", \\\'\\\'\\\'He\\\'s not kidding.\\\'\\\'\\\' Let\\\'s assess.
Film/TheIncredibleHulk: A JekyllAndHyde case where Hyde can screw up a tank like a paper bag and deflect artillery strikes with his face.
Film/{{Thor}}: A SpoiledSweet JerkWithAHeartOfGold PhysicalGod.
Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger: A {{Paragon}} SuperSoldier from a time when even the most \\\'\\\'{{Badass}}\\\'\\\' of {{Colonel Badass}}es intimidated Nazi {{Mad Scientist}}s with steak instead of waterboarding.
BlackWidow: A \\\'\\\'[[DirtyCommunist Soviet]]\\\'\\\' SuperSoldier.
Film/IronMan: And an \\\'\\\'[[TheAlcoholic alcoholic]]\\\'\\\' GadgeteerGenius with PoweredArmor who trashed his own house wearing that damned armor while drunk.
The only one besides NickFury that the government can consider \\\'\\\'vaguely\\\'\\\' reliable is {{Hawkeye}}: TheArcher with the most Improbable of ImprobableAimingSkills whose backstory hasn\\\'t even been stated yet.(Think this guy\\\'s gonna be capable of killing people by popping out his own fingernails and throwing them?)
Film/TheIncredibleHulk: A JekyllAndHyde case where Hyde can screw up a tank like a paper bag and deflect artillery strikes with his face.
Film/{{Thor}}: A SpoiledSweet JerkWithAHeartOfGold PhysicalGod.
Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger: A {{Paragon}} SuperSoldier from a time when even the most \\\'\\\'{{Badass}}\\\'\\\' of {{Colonel Badass}}es intimidated Nazi {{Mad Scientist}}s with steak instead of waterboarding.
BlackWidow: A \\\'\\\'[[DirtyCommunist Soviet]]\\\'\\\' SuperSoldier.
Film/IronMan: And an \\\'\\\'[[TheAlcoholic alcoholic]]\\\'\\\' GadgeteerGenius with PoweredArmor who trashed his own house wearing that damned armor while drunk.
The only one besides NickFury that the government can consider \\\'\\\'vaguely\\\'\\\' reliable is {{Hawkeye}}: TheArcher with the most Improbable of ImprobableAimingSkills whose backstory hasn\\\'t even been stated yet.(Think this guy\\\'s gonna be capable of killing people by popping out his own fingernails and throwing them?)
